What went wrong?
What went wrong?
yourself
When Dragon Crown on Steam
she leveled up
right is clearly aimed to satisfy pedophiles
Are you from the mirror dimension?
Toxic masculinity.
>bring it to steam so we can pay for a download and (((Gabe))) can get a cut!
Fuck Steam, give it a physical release
>he doesn't know
Newfag
No PC or Switch port.
I'm surprised Sony hasn't delisted this.
falseflagging as a tranny is just as bad as being one
Name one physical release in the past 5 years of a major title that didn't require the install of a download manager, brainlet.
>physical release
>pc game
Fuck off newfag.
This
Confusing left and right is an ancient Yea Forums joke? Ok ill definitely add it to my memedex and laugh next time at the funny meme!
He tried to justify his absurd bullshit by saying that the sorceress has a "baby face". Apparently if you find any youthful features attractive, you're a pedophile. Personally, I never found the Vanillaware stylized faces to be a depiction of "young".
One of her spells malfunctioned during a lesson and it made her ass and tits grow.
she can't clean the foor anymore, making her half the worth a woman could ever have
What exactly is "wrong" about Sorceress?
MAPs took over videogames
see
>6 years
Are they dead?
nigga do you not have a disc drive?
the only thing wrong with right is the pose desu
her body should be turned to face the viewer, I mean I like ass too but come on man.
she should still hold her staff and the skeleton in the same way and all, but instead of focusing on her ass at the cost of making her pose like a retard, focus on her thicc fucking thighs
left > right
The appropriate response to anyone who whines about female video game characters.
Newfag
Both are cute, would gently compare ruins with Onee-chan, and ara ara profusely with milkies.
I was honestly hit on by a woman with bigger breasts back in high school.
reminder that she's only for amazon's giant dick
Where's the doujin where they meet and compare dicks
15 years of maturing apparently.
faggot
I will never understand this obsession.
She isn't real
>tfw you always end up playing as a chuckster because you find crowd control too fun.
Thanks for reminding me, asshole.
my wife in the middle
The thing I hated most is how Schreier had the nerve to play victim about it by screaming homophobia, and then acted incredibly smug when George apologized for acting immature. It's why I can never respect him, even when he puts out good pieces of work.
>Dragon's Crown thread
>Discussions about Tits, Jason Schrier, and occasionally futashit ONLY
Fuck all of you. I actually really like this game. It scratched the itch for a sidescrolling beat-em-up, that no other game has in a long time, and I really like the games D&D style narration and aesthetic.
Playing victim is how people like him always operate. George should have just laughed and moved on.
where's the sneedster?
Is this from princess maker?
It's just an artstyle with more stylized proportions. People who actually got mad about this are anti-art sticklers. God forbid someone tries to do anything but realism.
Dragons Crown is a boring fucking game, mate. I liked it too until you realize it's the same thing over and over with bigger numbers after the first 2 hours. Honestly probably one of the most middling Vanillaware games
I found the boomer
People still get mad about Jason because we do love this game. I hate philistines like him who contribute nothing but divisiveness and vitriol while hiding behind the shield of "it's just criticism". It takes a special kind of pettiness to look at someone's dream project and then accuse him of being an immature teenaged boy for portraying the human form in an titillating and stylized manner.
Why does he give all of his girls giant man hands
not chubby enough
Which is why crybully is the most appropriate moniker I've seen for these types of people.
pedos
>2019
>disc drive
Gabe gets a cut for providing the infrastructure.
It's not like they're forced to exclusively release it on steam.
I could say the same thing about a lot of popular games. Especially anything Diablo-ish. Hope you don't play anything like a multiplayer arena shooter where you do literally the same thing over and over.
based Kamitani
Right but with lefts boots please.
Based
I used to have one, but I sold it to a friend. My case doesn't even have a front slot for one.
She aged in real time.
>The thing I hated most is how Schreier had the nerve to play victim about it by screaming homophobia, and then acted incredibly smug when George apologized for acting immature.
but George DID act as a filthy homophobe and immature retard
this game had both - gays and heterasts as followers because it sexualized both genders.
And then we see one of people working on a game writing bullshit like "HAHA FAGGOT :D"
wanna know why this game left in obscurity and nobody except pedos care about it?
Imagine if he would embrace sexuality in both ways and didnt playt it like a total weeb with drawing buff sluts and acting like a homophobe
the smart developer is a buisenessman - he should know that the project will be much more sucessful if he will gain attention of both sides - heteros and homosexuals because first would appreciate girls and second would like that bara-dwarf and knight.
Go to bed Jason.
But faggots are laughable.
good thing that nobody cares about homophobic developers and games like mortal kombat tend to appeal to gays nowadays :^)
the sad part is this probably isn't bait
How the fuck are those "man hands"?
Someone's bored.
why would it be?
what exactly wrong with not being a shitty homophobe?
what are you 13 and think only your school friends will be playing your game?
Is it really her in Princess crown?
Newfag
>but George DID act as a filthy homophobe and immature retard
>Posts wholesome, beautiful pictures of happy, attractive dorfs to cater to homos since tits won't do
>Homophobe
A homophobe wouldn't even entertain the thought of doing this, George is based and did nothing wrong.
I wish tits like that existed in real life instead of becoming floppy.
GOD i want to get absolutely fucking railed by mk11 kano
I don't understand why people think MK11 is gay bait, MK has had shirtless guys forever
>guy is intentionally mocking schreier by saying nobody except pedos care for the game
>you fucking idiots still fall for it anyway
Are you redditors so stupid that you need everything spelled out for you?
I don't see anything going wrong in your image OP.
Faggots like to diddle kids
>George is based and did nothing wrong.
Why you expect that people will take you seriously?
It really does seem like he thought the issue was that the guys weren't as sexualized as the girls rather than the fact that sexualization was happening at all.
I havent put one in a build since 2010
>I don't understand why people think MK11 is gay bait, MK has had shirtless guys forever
>I DONT UNDERSTAND
gee
i wonder why a non-gay person dont understand that MK8 is a gay game
>GOD i want to get absolutely fucking railed by mk11 kano
STAY
BACK
IN
THE LINE FAGBOI
You can't tell with some of these fags. Even if he's echoing schreir's words ironically it's just as likely he's only doing it to get a rise out of people and really does believe Dragon's Crown and its developers are bad.
She grew up. You should too. Have sex.
What was some of your favorite artwork?
Is young Wizard just chatting Beholders up?
the one on the left has hands the size of her head
This might be the worst post on Yea Forums right mow
Her tits would be just as "floppy" outside of her bra.
Because of the game's character designer covering up all the women due to his personal beliefs while making eight of the guys topless with hot bodies.
>Fuck Steam, give it a physical release so I can pirate it because i'm a fucking faggot
fixed
What exactly is the meaning of this "have sex" meme? I've seen it thrown around at everything and everyone with no pattern or preference.
>I wish tits like that existed in real life instead of becoming floppy.
But that's a good thing
I want to cuddle up with the Sorceress
It's the new "autistic"
its a line virgins use to insult other virgins. anyone who has actually had sex would know that its nice but overrated.
what's the deal with elves and dressing up as sluts?
never ever
Source?
I'm the one who said it. To be honest i've been sitting back watching it thrown around for a few weeks and I wanted to try it out just once. This seemed like the thread for it.
They are less sexually conscious, so they don't see any reason to feel ashamed.
is this Princess Crown?
Its a portal to the gazer's home world. You can tell he's on a different plain because of the bluish tint as opposed to the green of the portal. Neat huh.
The elf ending is probably my favorite. I really like the warm colors coming from the fruit.
It's coming this year nonbeliever.
>the elf nobles want to molest her
>never ever
So ? it's a VN. Who gives a shit.
I don't know if I want to be Sorceress because skellybros, Elf because quick and sneaky, or Dwarf because he's a fucking dwarf.
Post more Sorceress cause this is the closest we will get to a vidya titty thread these days.
What game is that?
I want to lick Amazon
>wrong
You mean right.
Is there an english version?
>this is the full pic
dang
I just want a TRANSA.
You can already buy a physical copy for PS3, PS Vita, or PS4 though.
Consoles are for physical copies, PC is for piracy.
>wanna know why this game left in obscurity
Er, I mean compared to what? It sold loads and got a PS4 remaster so...
>>Fuck Steam, give it a physical release so I can steal it from walmart because i'm a fucking nigga
ftfy
I want to wine and dine with sorceress
Fighter x Sorceress
Wizard x Amazon
Elf x Boots
Dwarf x Food
Baseado.
yep
>wasting a sata or usb port on an obsolete format
I bet you also still have a 5.25" drive
Amazon is superior.
Steam doesn't get a cut for generated keys, retard
They're both great, you faggot.
feminism
Allright can we give a cut to poland on GoG/
her butt should be bigger haha
Yes but Amazon is better.
In M&L Superstar Saga, obviously
have fun with your paper disk
This. Why not just release it on your website and let people download it for a price?
She is the alpha female of the group.
>wrong
>disc drive
>2019
why?
>physical version of a program
comes on a flashdrive
>physical version of music
lol..
>physical version of videogame
its always just a code to download the game online.
disc drives are obsolete
blasphemy, I'm NOT an elf noble
I unironically like left more
They do but they are rare as frick
Homosexuals are not a large demographic.
fpbp
>he doesn't know
It's called puberty, retard. You would know about it if your jewish lesbian parents hadn't put you on HRT since you were 8.
Fightfag here
I'll protect the shit out of you retards
I think I opened mine once by accident.
Let's instead buy it on PlayStation so Snoy gets the cut instead, so they can use the money to keep censoring the world.
Soon they'll add an algorithm to their DVD/Blueray players to censor tits and to they MP3 players to censor "wrong words" and "wrong think".
>Personally, I never found the Vanillaware stylized faces to be a depiction of "young".
Vanillaware still adheres to a vague general anime aesthetic, which places emphasis on cleaner softer facial designs, often making female characters look youthful. Obviously in the minds of retards they think every anime chick is 10 years old, no matter what.
I tried playing Dragon's Crown in a rushed "let's get this game off my backlog" kind of way and ended up not enjoying it very much. Maye I should give it another shot with a more patient mindset.
The problem is when you get to the real "meat" of the game, you've already seen 90% of it and if you don't do multiplayer, it won't offer much else.
Hey now, virtual reality will bring all fantasy to reality one day
Mirin dwarf mode
I’ll explain the goddamned joke...
A video game “journalist” while talking about “toxic sexuality” in video games said sorceress was a pedophile fantasy.
He is now made fun of until the say he dies.
you became a homosexual, son
You can get an external disc drive via usb.
incels
...
What i would give to be the sorceress
>be sorceress
>get raped by hairy dwarves whenever you leave town
Is this what you want?
Improvement
Why are you so easily raped?
Cause I spec’d in magic and intelligence and not strength and have an enormous ass and bust and wear clothes that exposes most of it.
...Assuming I’m sorceress that is.
Big ass and titties is where you store magic power the bigger they are the more powerful the sorceress is
>dwarves
Gross
>orcs
Yes please
You woke up one day and realized you were a molesting fruit prancing lala homo
If they are girl orcs, you might be onto something.
NOT
A
THING
OP
Gross, never post that again.
She grew up during development
They grow up so fast ;_;
>tfw you're just about to turn 21 next month
what is this game from 1998?
Ending for Princess Crown-The Magic Potion (Sega Saturn)
Are they making a new game?
What are the chances of them cucking and toning down the sexyness for their next big project?
It's a sony game so they'll be forced to.
>he doesn't know
Puffy vulva is nice, but the clit is a bit too big
What are the left ones from?
who let 14 year old teens design video game characters?
thanks, doc
not much, just boght this on my Vita and found myself fapping. Good game.
>clit
user...
that's a big bulge
>owning a PC with a physical disk drive in 2019
holy shit I can't even imagine being this technologically retarded
>What went wrong?
Lack of investment in making anime real enough to ride my dick.
SHE GREW UP INTO A SMART, POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
Someone with a brain
how do you even recover from this?
He admit he's gay.
>I have memories of this happening on an old Western cartoon
>I can't remember if it was on the Pink Panther or Looney Tunes
One of my first boners
yes it's right next to my FDD
I'm a physical fag, but buying shit on steam has never bothered me.
At one point in time, I believed that Gaben's claim that all bought games would be given as out as some form of "pre-downloaded files" in the event that Steam would ever blow up and shut down
My naivety of days past aside, I think the last time I used my disk drive was in 2011. But Now n days, even if you attempt to buy a CD on PC, you just get some boxart with a damn pamphlet that has a code to redeem inside.
Being an Idort though, I'm still gonna keep buying physical on consoles for as long as they keep making them.
>Disc rot
Face it, you can't win.
To this day I'm still baffled by this claim.
And I shit on lolicon and pedos on Yea Forums all the time.
She's clearly drawn as a full grown adult. Whether or not you're into "big lewd boobs and wide hips" is completely unrelated when making such a claim. (besides, it was stated up and down nonstop that her character design was suppose to represent "life", which she then gives to skeletons she summons)
Though I've had this strong suspicion for years that Schreier was a strong closet pedophile. He even looks like one more so today than compared to back then.
And to this day, the man is still based.
Win what?
The inescapable factor that is "time"?
Because I'm not running, friend.
Schrier is just a retard who throws around disparaging terms to insult people even though he doesn't know what the fuck they mean. That thread chewing him out was pure gold, pic related.
Wasn't that thread on NeoGaf? how times have changed. Now the leftovers that carried to Trannyera would get you banned for wrongthinking.
oh i'm physically releasing all right
would you prefer this be on epic store. Disgusting...
Good. Fuck real shit.
Why doesn't the witch drink any?
Old fashioned, mainstream-aimed Japanese games lost the market to western games during the 2000s, so Japan started catering to niche otaku markets. That's what happened.
>disc drive
>2019
touhou
va11-hall-a
Evenicle
Evenicle 2
Rance 10
Rance 9
Touhou games
Koikatsu
Is it wrong that I'm not jacking off to neither chicks in OP pics?
>saggy breasts
no, it's 2019
homosexuals are a thing now
Well the left is really cutting it, so you wouldn't be in the wrong either way.
The right just boils down to one's taste.
>tfw no matter how hard you eat you'll never achieve bara mode
Art style aside, is Dragon's Crown actually worth playing? Just seems like a simple old school beat em up with some RPG mechanics. Maybe I'm just ignorant but I'd imagine the RPG elements are
just there for padding.
Not simple at all though, you can combo away on enemies and really juggle with a friend.
There's a lot of content. Each stage has two paths with extra/hidden rooms and branching areas on each path, skill system with decent depth and choices for each character, final difficulty mode adds an endless randomized tower of levels with new effects on gear, good variety of enemy types. There's a lot of advanced tech that adds a lot of depth and skill factor if you want to play at a high level. Good time overall but you've got to like beat 'em ups and diablo loot to really get into it.
all that fat goes to her tits
kek
no, but they are an extremely visible and noisy one. Gay marriage happen in the US very slowly, and then all at once because the gays quietly built rock solid networks of allies and polished their image to a mirror shine. Being Gay is normal, now, because normal has been rewritten by its gatekeepers. Not only is gaybashing a liability, the opposite is also true: having positive gay characters can be a huge benefit. Inclusivity is profitable
Just eat and train like Brian Shaw and its doable (though you don't need to be as big as him).
this might be the best post on Yea Forums right now
I remember mr. kotaku dude tried to play virtous "did he made a homossexual joke?"