Ah yes. I own all major platforms and a gaming PC

Ah yes. I own all major platforms and a gaming PC.

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>owning a switch
>under any circumstance

CALORIE THIEVING

good goym

>not having a handheld
Kys
If anything that’s the opposite of a goym as any shill owns only one console and sucks their dick in shill consolewar arguements

Boogie is a pathetic little man, which is ironic considering how fat he is. Every day he eats 6 round meals of shit, and whines on camera about video games and how he's not losing weight, even though he never puts in any effort do to so.
He'd be better off dead really. It'd be less painful for him, and much less painful for the small community of fans who actually watch his boring shitty vlogs.
Imagine he falls over one day from numerous complications that only arise from being a fat fuck. Boogie Woogie eats-too-much-sugie is rushed to the hospital, where they force his oversized mass onto a gurney, fat rolls hanging off the side. Time is ticking, and doctors are bound by Hippocratic Oath to save this lump of flesh to the best of their ability.
It's a long battle, but unfortunately the doctor is not able to perform the heart surgery required, because all the fatty tissue keeps getting in the way, and one of the nurses vomits right into his chest cavity. A dead booger is wheeled into the morgue, and the autopsy is ruled a death by beaching.
In the next 24 hours, twitter and media sites are full of articles breaking the news. The next few weeks, youtube videos. In a month, forgotten.
But what of the body? The family of the deceased is unable to pay for a plot of land big enough to hold it, so the corpse is shipped off to be burned. Here, the late Steven Williams enters the last leg of his journey. His quest is cut short by the physical limitations of the crematorium. Much like a clot gets stuck in the thinning arteries of a professional pastry eater, so too does boogie get lodged in the cremation chute, where the heat slowly burns the mountains of fat, releasing enough energy to burn down the entire facility.
Thus ends the saga of boog, his final impact an echo of his life. So like the ash and rubble, an inconvenience, and an eyesore.

I was stranded in Korea for a couple months during an exercise and bought a switch. I ended up still not playing it and just played the public xbone at the cafe on base.

Did you bang any korean women while you were there?

>Not buying multiples of the same console.

why is that a bad?
is this a consolewar fag thing?

It’s not bad, it’s good. People SHOULD own more than one system.

>CD Projekt Red "Influencer"
LOL

It's bad because it's a hard learned life lesson. No matter how many consoles you buy, you'll always gravitate towards one. Then you'll regret buying games for one system, instead of the other, and it leads to double-dipping, which leads to buyers remorse even more-so.

no?

That was beautiful. You should write more.

What?
I own my different consoles and use them for different genres and the exclusives, most people do that.

>one PS5 please

>oh and my friend here? he’ll have the Switch

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This is false, I play my switch and my PS4 pretty much equally, both have pros and cons to them that I like. I also use my pc for any multiplayer game

>Okay one ps5 for the guy in glasses and a switch for my friend with the beard, have a nice day guys

i own all of them and i still fucking despise playing anything on the ps4
forcing me to play games at sub 30 fps, i don't understand how that is still a thing

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>buys a console without looking at the specs and seeing how the games perform even though that matters to him
sounds like you just make poor decisions with your money, user.

>handheld

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where do you guys live that you don't see normal people with a handheld every once in a while?

In the adult world, feel free to join us anytime once the pit stains of your Sonic shirt render in unwearable.

midwest myself. I've only seen a few kids with DS consoles and they were autistic as fuck.

What are you gonna do about it. Wish someone would do something about it

E-celebs are not video games.

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Not him but I live in the city and work in the finical district, I see young guys coming back from work Wall st. on the train playing on switches and ds’s all the time. You’re just bitter about it for whatever reason

Maybe it's just a big city thing, I see normal, well adjusted adults all the time playing on handhelds?
Especially when I went to work in Japan for a while.

>sister outed him for making those abused stories about his childhood
>been making stories about fucking women when he was gay all along
why do people still follow him?

This, when I go to Tokyo for work I always see nips playing switch, and some vitas on the train

>oh and one more thing, be sure to include the latest interactive movie / walking simulator with my purchase

that's because its Japan.

>I always see nips playing switch, and some vitas on the train
Jap society is not ok, for this and many other reasons. Glad you witnessed some businessmen playing after their 12 hour workday and before they bought panties from a vending machine, though.

I’ve seen it in New York and Chicago too, although not as much. I also see it in a lot of airports all over

I also see it in big cities in the US and Europe though.

He just said he prefered Xbox over a Nintendo Switch obviously he has the Big Gay

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SEETHING
Funny story though

Shilling money on multiple platforms and paying the online fees is retarded.