Lauren Winter

>old as fuck
>looks like my mom
>lives in a shithole
>don't kiss
>don't do weird shit
>50 bucks

Are prostitutes in the US that expensive?

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I'm sure you can get a bj from some disease ridden street hooker for $10

US has terrible social security so you can get a hole for ten bucks easy.

I can get beautiful former law or medical students from Venezuela here in Pacaraima whos hungry enough to fuck for 10 reais ($2,49). keep your entitled american whores.

You can get a proper model tier looking escort for like 100 bucks in a expensive first world country with a fairly small prostitution scene.

Who would pay 50 bucks to fuck Brianna Wu?

50 bucks is like nothing for a prostitute. It usually costs way more.

ah yes if only I lived in an impoverished shithole where people were starving

>I can get starving bitches fleeing from a literal shithole country to fuck me for cheap
Okay user

dude living in a country where women are desperate enough to sell their body for the price of a cheeseburger is nothing to be proud of

It is if you can afford a cheeseburger ya know what I mean?

I'm getting mixed signals here

I live near them, not in the same country.

Why does it matter where they came from? They look great and they're cheap. That's what matters to me.

sounds like the promised land. if I move to Venezuela will I be able to live it large or will I just be kidnapped and ransomed?

If youre not rich and therefore lack the proper connections and money to afford Prostitutes worth thousands of dollars a night, then its probably best to not buy a prostitute.
And on that note, it doesnt seem worth it to get the expensive ones either, as being rich will attract many more respectable gold diggers anyway, who at least have the self respect necessary to pretend theyre in it for more than money.

I live in Pacaraima, which is near Venezuela. If you go there you will probably live like a king, just don't mess with the militias or Maduro's Bolivarian national guard.

Did anyone play the PC demo for this yet? This section was in the demo and I played it last night. There's no controller support, and jesus fuck those QTEs are something else.
> Click and drag a pattern QTEs
> Hold down mouse buttons and shake your mouse
> Have to push WASD keys on command
I never realized that I didn't know which direction was w,a,s, and d until I had to push the right one for a qte

is that briana wu

I thought the new Maria Kain model looked familiar.

are you the kind of faggot to play PC games with a controller even if it's FPS?

Your mom is hideous as shit.

I've played Fahrenheit a lot, so it wasn't very tricky for me.

>I never realized that I didn't know which direction was w,a,s, and d until I had to push the right one for a qte

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Spot on.

I wouldn't play a shooter with a controller. I wanted to play Heavy Rain with a controller because there's no combat and I figured the QTEs would make more sense on a controller.

>You can get a proper model tier looking escort for like 100 bucks in a expensive first world country with a fairly small prostitution scene.
lol no you cant
average looking whores cost 200€+

>bucks
>euros
Are you trying to say American whores only take payment in a soon-to-be-defunct currency?
t. not that user