CEX THREAD

Literally because of Smash players. My local GameStop has practically no Nintendo games (Microsoft representatives keep them on the payroll) and it smells normal. A GameStop about an hour away has a ton of Nintendo games and it absolutely reeks.

my closest one is in a complete shithole highroad, not worth going even if their prices werent rubbish

Prices aren't that bad depending on what you're buying. Got a new Vita last year for £80.

This isn't yankland though. The best kept stores here are the ones like Brighton, full of Nintendo and retro stuff, and obviously used mostly by literal Nintendo faggots.
It's the poo in loos and muzzies who make the stores smell like piss, always looking for a second hand phone or 360/PS3 games.

Last time I went in I saw a chav (remember those) asking if they had any anime dvds. They did but he left without buying anything anyway.

Plymouth here.
Can't really smell the piss.

Last time I entered one of these threads I read the funniest greentext about a guy who went downstairs in the Portsmouth CEX and made direct eye contact with a dude getting sucked off right there in the store

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WIKED WIKED
HEREFORD MASSIV

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Dude nice, bought American Psycho on bluray there about 7 years ago.

Completely closed business in the States

My Mum grew up in Croydon. It's a shit hole.

There's a qt cashier at my local. How do I talk to her? Every time I go in I'm always trading in weebshit or buying weebshit.

That it is, but i think its the endearing kind of shithole.

My dad went to the school where all the gang leaders sent their kids. Said it was worse than hell

You remember which school? I have a suspicion i'd like to confirm.

Are the CEX in the UK filled with stolen/pirated games and homeless people like the one we had in Boston?

Have CEX.

The one where I live seems to mostly be devoid of stolen goods, although I suspect you get a few in any second hand retailer.

Brings up the eternal question, is it said sex or kex?

>Have See-Ee-Ex
Huh?

Are stores outside of the Caliphate allowed?

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Maybe ask her for help recomending something and pretend to like whatever she says, build up a raport over 3 or so visits then ask her out to lunch or something

Why do all of these stores smell like dried piss?

More I use the place, the more I wish I just sold things on ebay. Hell, even a car boot sale would get me more dosh in real money.

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virgin hereford vs chad worcester

I feel like if I did that she'd just refer me to her coworker that actually knows shit about games.

>Working at FUCKING GAME in 2014
>CEX opened up down the street
>Gave out promo stickers to kids
>The little shits come into our shop during their school lunch break and plaster them all over our brand new Xbone and PS4 console displays

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ok gwy

We have a cex in hull and it doesn't smell I thought you were all exaggerating but then I went to one in Leeds and it fucking reeked

The old one here really smelled of dried piss, but they moved it like five meters down and the new one doesn't smell as bad.

still fucking smells though

Ask her about dvds or something that is her opinion. Like if shes seen a certain tv show and what she thought of it or if she'd recommend a film she saw recently. Then you could buy it, showing her opinion was valued and come back in saying it was good and if she'd recommedn another one. Just get her talking, try make a joke and keep it light and fun

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>his city doesn't have two CEXs within 2 minutes walk of each other

Store manager for CEX in Carmarthen, Wales, is a FtM transgender, who actually looks pretty fucking appropriate. Good on him for doing what he knew was right I guess. It's a little weird in a way because I remember them before they transitioned but if he's happier now then I wish all the best.

But they can get fucked for trying to sell things for MORE than they cost NEW, that makes no sense at all. Also they need to fucking test their hardware, sick and tired of buying stuff from there that is broken and having to return it.

Might give it a go. Thanks.

Lmao implying the local whites in Britain aren't the scum of the nation, living off government benefits and contributing nothing
This country is fucked because we've grown weak

>Have an ADSL2+ modem-router I want to sell
>Check how much cash they'll give me on the website
>It's one of the rare few modems they actually buy, they'll give £40
>Fair enough, i'll pop it in
>Walk up to the counter
>Put it on the desk
>"Sorry mate, we don't take modems"
>"Yes you do, I just checked on your website"
>"Oh okay"
>Gives me £40 for it

What was this cunt trying to do? Why turn it down then just fold immediately? Why not just look at their own fucking website or know how their own fucking business is run?

They're not the smartest

I assume they get plenty of retards coming in trying to flog their old plusnet routers and turn them down automatically. You said yourself that yours was a rare edge case. Can't really blame him for that one, even if it was callous not to check.

CEX Shrewsbury
Floreat salopia

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Her, you mean.

This, sadly. When I was growing up, it was actually frowned upon to be too 'keen' on thinking about work when you can just live on the dole for nothing.

I had the BNF fuck I worked with rant on about how the asians came in and "fucked up the industry" but the simple truth is they worked harder than white people on hours white people would turn down. Of course they're going to be more successful.

He's not a social justice tard so I respect his bodily autonomy.
If they did it as a statement or from trends or retarded political belief then they'd still be a her in my eyes but no, they're a He now and the world is no worse off for it.

It makes me sad man. This nation bred people who were clearly of a different calibre in the past, the empire was really astounding from a logistical sense and I simply don't think we could ever hope to reclaim that kind of position of power in the world with the kind of people we're raising now. I kinda blame all this PC stuff and the obvious attempt to make all white people feel guilty for simply existing, but you need to be the change you want to see and until people here learn to work hard again then Asians will keep coming in and 'stealing' jobs.

I'm pitching that to the higher ups. Thanks for the bonus!

and raping kids

dilate

There's a GAME just opposite, used to be a Grainger Games next door too RIP.

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Picked up MGS portable ops there yesterday

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muslims are so fucking annoying, they all speak with a weird accent (not an Indian one but it sounds like niggerfied English) and are just dicks
They're the biggest problem in this country desu

Why do people always make these threads? Are independent game stores really that special in the UK? There’s like 8 alone in my city.

You're a fucking idiot, i'm sorry but it's the truth.
I've been around long enough to see the decline myself, used to have a job at sheffield highgate steelworks, which should tell you how old I am and i've seen this country go downhill first hand.
There's a million youngsters like you who think they know the truth and it's just the lazy whites who caused the fuckup but you're not looking at the whole picture, you're looking at a fact which massages your already held opinion and saying "This is it".

When I was growing up nobody needed to lock their doors or cars, there wasn't a single non-white in my entire school and nobody had heard of a fucking acid attack in their life.
Oh and guess what? We didn't call them Asians either. You should drop that term if you're trying to stealth.

Yes they are extremely rare.
Especially ones that sell old games.
I can only think of one store out of around five entire cities that has one like cex and even then its a ripoff.

They ain't rare mate, there's one (or more) in practically every city I've been to.

Acid attacks are Muslims though, they're the real fucking problem since they can't stop raping kids
I live up North and some of my closest mates at school (went to a private one) were Asian, went to their houses and they were just like any regular upper-middle class family. Asian is kind of an umbrella term and I kinda doubt chinks and Japanese people are going around raping people and stealing shit like you say, stop fucking generalising old man

And I say all that as someone who voted leave, just admit that your generation fucked everything up and now we have to pick up the scraps

U FUKING WOT MATE

>Go into my local CEX
>There's a new female staff member
>The manager is making clumsy attempts at flirting and she's clearly never going to fuck him but wants him under her thumb so she plays along
>Every time another man talks to her he evil eyes them like he's saying "I-I got dibs!"
I'm pretty sure this is the 8th or 9th time I've seen this happen in a CEX

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I'd rather talk to a brit than an american

I love these threads, some of the best on the board. This is in Belfast. It is quite shit, really, but sometimes can have interesting bits of classic hardware in store for relatively cheap.

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who /manchester/ here?

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No problem. Let us know how it goes

Is it just me or is Taco Bell at the foodcourt a little hit and miss? Also what happened to the CeX at the train station? I used to spend some time in there if I was waiting for a train, ended up picking up some decent shit as well from time to time.

Luigi seems very pleased to be on camera

> Acid attacks are Muslims though
No it isnt. Its more of an Indian thing, even hindus do it in India.

My local one is in Uxbridge.

>smashed up lead roof where somebody tried to steal it
>metal spikes
>Theresa May walking past

Mordor looks friendlier than this

Possibly the dingiest cex in the country.

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He was off his shift in 5 minutes and didn't want to spend half an hour checking if an old modem worked

Carlisle here, anyone else?

It's decent, at the very least. Close enough to Maccy's.

Sucks that tacobell isn't a more widespread thing in UK. Plenty of people like the mexican food in the super markets and other places do wraps. I'd even settle for it being a side menu at existing Pizzahuts.

A Combination Pizzahut and Tacobell, if you will.

How come the guys who end up on the news are always Mohammeds though, that's a Muslim name mate

bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/5d38c003-c54a-4513-a369-f9eae0d52f91
It's actually whites

So that's what the 'C' stands for!?

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Taco bell sucks donkey balls

Hilarious how when every other food place has a 500 yard long queue taco bell is still empty

WAKEFIELLLLLLLLLLD

The one time I had a Taco Bell it was shit- had a volcano burrito and it wasn't hot/spicy at all. Wasn't filling at all either.

I always thought it meant "central" or something, like a one-stop place to exchange anything entertainment wise. But no, it's complete. Complete fucking shite! Place is full of smicks and the one closer to me than that is always hounded by gypsies, Irish ones.

Is she cute?

Every CEX in london smells vaguely of piss and is run by black people who like phones and and xbox.

One in Leeds is dead except for when Key Club's open, honestly. Full of student drinker wankstains.

I like Taco Bell for what it is, but it might just be because it's less common. Bar Burrito is definitely better though.

>Go to CEX in Weston Favel
>It's located inside a building that from the outside resembles a giant cube, like something from Blame!
>High in the air, from East, North, South and West are free standing bridges leading into the 2nd floor, their origins hidden by trees and bushes
>The bottom floor of the cube is parking, and escalators leading to the upper 2 floors where all the shops are
>There's no windows, there's very poor lighting, it's a shopping centre but it feels like an alien's interpretation of what a shopping centre is supposed to be
>I make my way through the sparse crowds of lobotomised eldery people, room temperature iq foreigners and soulless children to the CEX
>Inside is a claustrophobic broom cupboard, the manager is sat on the floor vaping and staring off into the distance like he's contemplating mass murder
>Two fat lesbians are looking at Wii Games, a young grug and grugette are browsing DVD's
>"Have you got an official PS3 controller?" I ask the surly young man on the tills
>...Yeah
>"...can I buy it?"
>...You want me to go and dig it out?
>"Yeah"
>He slinks off to the end of the store to dig around in a box
>CRASH
>The entire shelf comes down on top of him
>The manager glances over like a nigerian child solder glances over at his comrades raping a woman who's screaming for help
>He just leaves all the shit on the floor and sells me the controller
>On my way out I go to use the shopping centre toilets
>Empty, I lock myself into a cubicle
>BANG
>In lurches a man, mumbling and grumbling to himself about cocks as he takes a piss in the urinal
>I sit in silence and wait for him to leave
>Walk as quickly as possible back to my car and never look back

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Edinburgh Cex is pretty based, but they still have tons of 360 stock. Tempted to pick up some shit games like Stuntman or CoD MW3 just for the fact that they're cheaper than a lucozade

Nuneatons one is always filled with chavs, screaming children and pushchairs blocking the entire row with chavvy mothers who seem dead inside

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Are there any good video game pawn shops in germany?

>mfw Southern poofs will never taste the delicious meats of Crawshaws

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Bit of a walk from the job centre though
They should sort that shite out to be honest

Sutton reporting in, fucking shithole.

>that they're cheaper than a lucozade
Such a Scottish thing to say.

Don’t even bother with game shops unless you need something specific

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probably cos they're always tiny shops with no air flow

Why do they all smell like piss?

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My local one reeks of BO. Haven't been in there for a half a year but I can't imagine it improved since then.

I always see the same buildings in these threads. Wonder how many Yea Forumsirgins have judged each other in cex

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>see an original xbox on sale in my local cex
>"wew, who wants one of those"
>keep thinking about it, turns out that i do, actually
>head down the next day to get it
>already sold

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I can't believe people still buy DVDs

>refused to buy my controller because the barcode was worn off

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>buying greasy and filthy pre owned shit

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Do people actually buy them though? Barely see anyone checking out DVDs in shops anymore.

Yeah I’m not surprised, in that condition it would be “junk” at bookoff

CEX are scumbags and thieves

>Walking home from uni ~8pm around 5 years ago, cutting through a park
>middle of winter so it's already pitch black
>some fucking 19 year old jumps me with a knife and steals my phone
>find some other people and ask them to call the police
>describe the guy and what he's wearing
>police elsewhere have stopped somebody with that description, asks me to hop in his car so I can identify him
>he was caught at a CEX selling my phone to the manager
>police say when they get a mugging they always check there as it's where all the thieves in the area offload their stuff
>manager is apparently in on it, hangs around for a couple of hours after closing the store to do this
>impossible to prove that he knows they're stolen goods

I went back to the store about 6 months ago and the same manager is still there

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>mate goes in to the stratford on avon CEX
>blows an entire pay packet on an enormous stack of ps2/xbox games
>including old fifa titles and film tie ins
>never plays them
>watch helplessly

the 360 is backwards compatible

I mean I used to a few years back when I was an autist who wanted things physically.
Now I don't see the point.

Exact same as Tamworth, then.
My old local before moving

Weston Favell.
Used to have a arcade cabinet to play on but they removed it after the buttons broke.

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It is limited and it sucks, even for the big titles like Halo 2.

I got a fucking VR headset + controllers there, great purchase. I previously got the same one off ebay but sold it on since its a pain to get standalone WMR controllers.
The one from cex, unlike the ebay one, didnt smell like cigs and for some reason (despite being the same headset) looked far far better. Think it had custom lenses or some shit.

His entire pay? That would be like 600 games. How can you expect him to play all off them?

Stinks of fucking lynx and sweat.

Yes, older people do.

Is this user lying or is it really hell on earth?

I buy them rarely enough. I got Braveheart a few weeks ago and before that I bought Millers Crossing in February. I like to rewatch some films and check out special features and commentary. I mainly buy films I've seen before or films/tv shows that have been recommended. I like the 'ritual' of popping in a dvd and watching it, I appreciate it more than if I just streamed or downloaded it for free

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Honestly with the prices they buy shit, I can only imagine half their stuff is fenced from junkies. I was waiting in line and some scrawny had a whole bag of random crap to sell and seemed to be a regular there.

What does the C stand for?

environment wise, yes but I've never had any experiences with weird people there.
It's only a 5 minute cycle from my house so I like going there. Also it has the largest Tesco in Europe.

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Did you get your phone back?
I don't know much about Sutton so you guys are alright

cunts

cunny

codswallop

Gloucester here

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Chavvy

Chav

yeah I got the phone back after a couple of days

>go on a trip
>find a cex in a random town
>"let's have a look, maybe i'll find something good"
>everything for consoles is overpriced af
>look at the PC section
>popular old-school games like AE2 and Starcraft are overpriced
>absolute shit is sold for 50 cents
>buried among the shit, crimson skies is also sold for 50 cents
>mfw

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>buying PC games
>buying preowned shitdisc securom or whatever PC games
>having a disk drive in current year

I live in Kettering.

It ok, not the worst CEX I've ever been in. Their anime section is terrible, nothing but Bleach, Fairy Tail and FMA.

I work for a CEX and while the job is easy, the customers are fucking cunts. Every other minute we get people demanding discounts on phones graded bottom, or expecting more money for their ancient fucking BlackBerrys, or demanding we test their shitty broken PS3's in 5 minutes. Fuck off, there's a Cash Converters down the road, go sell your dilapidated shit to them.

Glasgow reporting in.
Picked up House of the Dead 1 & 2 from there the other week. Most of the time I avoid CEX though, I was just killing some time in there while I was waiting for a train.

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BUT I WANT THE EXTRA £2 FROM CEX

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Mah nigga

Can you explain why you cunts keep asking me for my personal info and whether I want your shitty store card?

DUDLEY BOYS REPORT IN

There's also another one in Northampton with two floors.

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I personally dont unless you're buying some manner of hardware over £100, because then it'd be more concerning if you lost the receipt. If you're just buying some DVDs or games, then fuck it, why bother a customer about it.

Fair enough. I'm in the South East, a dumping ground for immigrants, so we don't get much of that. You do get pretty fucking sick of your co-workers asking "where I'm from" and getting confused when I say the next town over though.

>leaving the house for any reason

okay

>TWO FLOORS
What sort of decadence is this

I go to the northampton one every week, it's got an upstairs that feels like you're walking on an old sponge and the staff all know me for being a weirdo, I can see it on their faces

two floors of shite

Luton CEX killed Gamestation and
1-2-1 games.
Somehow GAME is still open.

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Any Cork lads see anything cool in the local recently?

this

parents buy food
i just use amazon and ebay

literally don't need to leave my chair

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Same in Luton everyone thinks I'm polish.
Indian amazed to see a British person.

Gamestation got bought by GAME and were all rebranded or closed down you muppet.

You must be thinking of the Spud-U-Like. Never seen anyone buy from there.

Has Luton collapsed in on itself yet or is it still going?

Gamestation hasn't existed for a while.

What if I told you that you can also buy food online?

>go to my local CEX (Bilston)
>really small, jam packed with all the usual shit they have
>buying some cheap SD cards
>homeless man comes in a waddles right over to the front desk
>"YOW GOT ANY MORE YOGHURTS COCKA"
>complete silence
>man comes from the back room with a 12 pack of muller corners
>"TAR MATE"
>employee tells him to enjoy
>waddles out

what did I see that day?

Bought an arcade stick at the Cheltenham one. Shit was cheap too and in perfect condition

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i ain't paying £5 for delivery, fuck that

i hardly ever get £40 worth of shopping, even if i did shopping in person is way easier than having to think of every item i want instead of just throwing whatever i see into the basket

I remember the TK Maxx in that mall getting robbed every other day. Does the CEX suffer the same?

>short curly-haired jewess working in local CEX now
>every time she tests out a console the other guys crowd around her and fumble to try and offer their help, competing with each other to do so

so sad.

Ah yes, the stolen phone emporium.

same multy-cultural shithole it's ever been except with London tier house prices.

Only one indie gameshop in town now.

Who /lakeside/ cex massive?

As with all the others I've been in, piss and BO. Although they still sell PS2 games, which is something.

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Fact is, I noticed when travelling for work(work as engineer for steel manufacturing companies) that Brits are divided in two different species: the former nobles and owners, and the peons.

The average Brit is dumb as brick, falls really easy for panem et circenses and is happy with being on the dole to get wasted every friday afternoon at the pub, will never get a promotion and is easily replaced by pakis and niggers because he can't honestly do anything real better than them.

Then there's the noble, aristocrat, or relative of them.
This kind of Brit is usually already high borne, but is also extremely intelligent, clever, well spoken AND good looking, usually taller than the aforementioned peons as well.
This kind of Brit is way smarter than a kike or a chink, and is probably the kind of Brit that once ruled the world, by exploiting the dumbfuck peons under him, but we still owe them a big part of human society achievements.
A good example would be Rees-Mogg

Brits have some of the biggest IQ divide between classes I've ever seen.

>He doesn't trade in his old yogurts to cex

Leeds is fucking shit

>colleagues are a fat short feminist
>hairy armed turk girl with an aggressive persona
>schitzo female supervisor who randomly hate customers
>really angry hungarian lesbian who drinks too much monster
>two other dudes who are pretty cool

Nah, most of the look up game price averages on ebay and sell it at that price. Good luck get any good finds with them

>be born a peon
> grew up in poverty and ingorance
> Family drunk,smoked and blamed everyone else except for themselves for their problems.
> decide to break the cycle
> Be first family to get degree
> Worked my way up to manager Airline in Local airport
> Family brothers and relatives all are or grew up to be peons
> considered black sheep but fuck em

I hear this shit over and over again and yet the current state of things comes entirely from people your age. Entire areas were fucked by the political choices of your generation and the absolute unending retardation of your class. Where I lived was nothing but pub gangs and old families bringing everything down throughough the 80's and 90's, it's no wonder all of this was snatched from under you. You deserve it all. Good times to you mate was only because you thought you were on top of it all. Now the consequences are here and you're in your old age and weak, suddenly it's bad times?

Eat shit lmao

>want to join in
>don't buy second hand games because they are usually scratched and covered in sticky fingerprints
I think I bought Yoshi DS from CEX once.

i wouldnt be surprised if this e-celeb turns into a tranny

got called a racist in greggs today

tell us what happened lad

based and standardspilled

Of course there are some exceptions, but most of the people I've seen were like this.
Also Brits are some of the most welcoming people I've ever had the pleasure to drink with.

i called a racist in greggs

You forgot the middle class which is made up of working class people who got lucky and got a half decent job / degree. They think they are substantially better than the working class despite being on the same intellectual level and would suck off somebody higher than them in the food chain for a slight pay rise and a chance to stick 'senior' in front of their job title

based
You can just bring them back for a refund or be a big IQ thinker and check the discs before leaving. My local used to have a couple of blatantly pirated PS2 games they were trying to sell for ages

Any /Wakey and 5 Towns/ lad in?

why?

Yeah right the belfast store is full of piss and vinegar you edjit

This has the making of a text adventure epic.

away and shite there's a solid sixteen copies of fifa 17 all for about 50p in there

abbeycentre one is better but not by much

>Any /Wakey and 5 Towns/ lad in?
Lupset massive big up

Alri' lad? Kinsley here, it's shit.

The one in Kingston
Imagine the average visitor

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The shops are literal gutter feed dude there's no point to even walk into them unless you wanna smell like castle street

A smeg?

i was being racist

in greggs?

CEX Bury represent

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yeah it was in greggs

Tell your management that you need a separate queue for scum of the earth dick heads just there to sell all their shit and customers who actually want to buy things

I like the little corner with retro stuff

Milton Keynes here.
Please kill me, its hell living in this area

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Stoke here. The shop smells, the staff are miserable, and the game cases all have a weird grime on them that makes me feel dirty after I touch them. I just go to Game instead because there's a qt3.14 who works there who is always willing to talk to my lonely self for a while.

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i've got cumsocks with more history than milton keynes.

You don't need to tell me that user. I live in that hellhole.

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Coventry has 3 fucking floors of shite

Milton Keynes is paradise compared to Luton.
Also Jobs pay above average.

22k for a customer service rep.

And nothing but Red Bull if you want a good job after it. Full of fucking mobile app companies.

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Once got held up for what felt like a good 20 minutes in Peterborough CEX because the greasiest man in the world wearing the absolutely cheapest, most ill-fitting suit possible was trying to hawk 16 iPhones and he couldn't understand that no matter how he sold them ("Can't you just take them all? Well what if I sell them 3 at a time? What if I come back tomorrow and sell them in chunks?") he wasn't going to get whatever the asking price currently was because each phone was going to increase stock and therefor lower the price the system was willing to pay.

Also on three separate occasions I've seen someone lose their fucking mind outside and smash up a console outside before stuffing it in the bin.

who /scouse/ here?

Can't say this one has the piss smell but I see a lot of weebfags there. Got Drakengard 2 there though for like £2, good shit.

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Who /newbridge/ here? Haven't been in it all year, mind you. Doesn't smell too bad from what I can remember but the one in Portlaoise smells like Satan's armpits. Fucking rotten.

Once saw an utterly crestfallen-looking man in there buying the K-on movie on blu-ray.

I tried selling a PC here and some chav tried to buy it from me for half the price they were offering me. I don't understand. This was while I was talking to an employee.

Sadly, we can only do that when we're super busy. And that doesn't make the cunts leave.

This made me chuckle.

Lichfield is alright. I sometimes think they bump up the prices at that branch because it's a 'posh' area

Who allows these people outside?

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you have encountered imported moving pictures up north?

Selling a computer at CEX? Why?

luv me chinky cartoons me
gets blood rushing to the old todger

If that was supposed to be a joke it was about as flat as what you live in surrounded by Somalians

I just wanted to get rid of it and I was having no luck with other places like gumtree etc. I met him in another second-hand shop earlier where he was pawnbroking a bunch of shit. Had no idea how he was going to buy it from me.

Once saw Legend of the Overfiend stuck in the kid's DVD section.

Alien of Darkness was in the Kids section of my one once.

Still sad that the other GAME directly below GAME shut down.
Does that ginger girl still work there? She was cute

Just read the synopsis on that. What the fugg. It's like one of those comedy pornos but anime

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My local has pokemon games that have printed art instead of the original DS case.

They still charge full price for them.

Nah man. There's only one girl there now, except at Christmas when they hire about 15 of them. The guy who managed downstairs Game is still there and he's a cool guy, always sorts me out with deals.

Could I theoretically buy a CPU from CEX, repackage my old one in the box then return it?

>tfw objectively better Grianger Games has closed down

They’d always beat CEX on trade in value and they weren’t charging fucking £50 for preowned games. I guess that’s why they shut down

I think they check for serial codes and they definitely check to see if the parts are working, so no.

If your store was competent, they'd check the serial number and realize it's not the same.

My brother tried to go in with a ps3 when 2 guys were there, they wouldn't take it because he didn't have a hdmi cable with it, went in the next day with the cable as well and 2 girls were behind the counter, asked them about it and they said you don't need to have the cable with it

might as well do this with Amazon
I bought a CPU Amazon to update my BIOS with and returned it the same day. Got my money back before I even returned it.

They always pull this sort of shit in CEX. Probably because the people who work there are mongs.

Yeah I think they should add "be able to tie shoes unassisted" to the list of desirable traits for CEX interviewees

>A good example would be Rees-Mogg

Reese-Mogg is a moron, I read his book, I wrote better things in highschool, and I'm not even kidding, he's an atrocious writer.

The problem the country has is that it's become built around 2 key things, London and Finance and effectively people who feel like they've been left behind stopped caring, and I don't blame them for it at all. London needs to stop being so centric, and we need to have more regionalism, and you will see things change very quickly.

>bought a copy of Mario + Rabbids from CeX Milton Keynes
>went in the Northampton CeX later that day
>saw they had the gold edition of it in stock for same price
>asked the staff about it
>they gave me a free code for the extra content

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Ah sutton ain’t that bad. Cinemas real nice since they did it up. I’d choose sutton over Croydon any day of the week.

I'm fairly sure the hiring process just involves checking if they have shit facial piercings, dreadlocks and/or a generally miserable demeanour. If you have 2/3 you're in, then about 12 of them crowd around the testing area while only one person serves a queue of 20 people.

NORF KINGDOM WHEN???

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People's republic of the norf*.

Manchester-Liverpool-Leeds axis.

>Walking through the Victoria Centre

F

Hope you didn't get too much stolen.

Tortilla down the road is the tits.

Unironically based.

I, for one, welcome our Greggs overlords

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lebensraum for the north, demand a return of the northumbrian territories

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>Greggs overlords
>not declaring war on the southerners to liberate Greggs being held hostage.

Matt (Goukifafa) who used to work there used to play a fucking mean game of UMvC3. If I remember rightly, that CeX sponsored him to go to Evo.

No idea if he got out of pools.

Give it a go. Tried the taco bell on Bold street, idk what the fuss is about. Burgers always rave about it seems mediocre at best.

>Trusting americans when it comes to food.

They complain about beans in a full English lad. They can't be trusted.

>rees-mogg
having a posh accent and being good with words doesn't make you intelligent.

That one in particular ALWAYS FUCKING STINKS. It doesn't help that the staff there are just as greasy. I mean, they're lovely people, and the manager once gave me the most ridiculous deal on trading in a WiiU for a PS4 just to spite the local grainger games...

But still greasy.

>Day 55 of The Great Pasty War: a batallion of 300 scousers "The Watch Frogs" have ransacked Tumbridge wells. Casualties, 11 and several spools of copper wire.

>know a guy in McDonald's
>gives me £20 cex voucher
>get free copy of Ninja Gaiden Black

based

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hey lads
>BLUNDERLAND

>A good example would be Rees-Mogg

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>tfw Gravesend one is literally always full of gyppo families
At least I got a load of Slayers dvds there

>This kind of Brit is usually already high borne, but is also extremely intelligent, clever, well spoken AND good looking
Reminder that inbreeding runs rampant throughout the genealogies of those with "aristocratic" or "noble" bloodlines.

Honestly disappointed they didn't get relegated again

Gyps will not be welcome in the republic of the Norf.

>'ate gyps
>'ate pakis
>'ate wops
>'ate chinks
>'ate pooftas
>'ate darkies
>'ate lesbos
>'ate southern pooftas

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>Day 70: Talks with Yorkshire proceeded well, we finally realised "Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee" was just them asking where have we been since the negotiator last saw ours. Turns out they met in a pub 6 years ago.

Fuck off, if I can't get good jerk chicken from a guy who opens shop when he feels like it and closes when he's sold everything he can be bothered to make it's not the norf.

Southern fairies however will be injected with 20 pints of concentrated boddies on sight.

snap bro, come play fortnite me next door in game

Same, shopping in Japanese second hand stores has meant my standards for second hand games are higher than most of the people who trade in really gross shit.

>old Cardiff cex (no longer exists)
>would buy cheap vidya after work on the way back home
>go in one day, tardy looking guy with tism jeans is having commotion with the staff
>they explain to him that this is the third time he brought the laptop back, and every time the faults were caused by viruses from undefined "websites" he kept visiting
>told he would have his laptop and browsing history forwarded to the police if he came back

which one of you was this?

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I'll kill you, I hate this place too aha.

>thinly veiled /brit/ thread

Yea Forums is for videogame discussion not sausage rolls

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The worst thing is that they is a fucking trap in Milton Keynes according to /trash/'s "cuteboy" thread map.
I'm gonna purge him.

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Are you saying Greggs isn't video games?

its worse now that theres a kfc next door

you know what i mean

You best watch your mouth about Greggs son

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got a problem ?

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This is the most accurate norf image I've ever seen, for so many reasons.

Yeah. Still miss the Gamestation up the road.

except it's whitewashed

>implying the norf is less white than fucking Londonistan

wew lad

Anyone sold games to them? Are they a good option? I have a couple of games that are on their site and they buy for like £20-£25.

Burgerfag here. Redpill me on CEX.

yeah bradistan is pretty much pakistan but with bricks

The great norf is mostly white, but it's only a pretty small minority that's racist, because we all know first hand it's the scally's that are the real problem.

And middle class southerners.

yeah, the pakis raping kids isnt a problem at all

user, why are you looking at the cuteboy map?

first off, this is a designated /greggs/ thread now, but you're allowed to stay as long as you swear fealty to Frey Bentos himself.

Secondly, CEX is a second hand vidya/tech shop. Usually inhabited by degenerates and staffed by the mentally feeble. Sometimes the roles are reversed.

You can sometimes get a good deal, but you may also pass out from the smell of B.O and piss and be left outside to be feasted upon by the pigeons.

blockbuster for pre-owned greasy, fingerprint stained games and dvds

Taco Bell is shite and overpriced for what it is. Did you ever try Pancho 's on bold Street? 1 member of staff manning the entire food making/ running the till at anytime. Fucking ridiculous, no wonder it closed.

If they weren't a problem they wouldn't be goin to the nick.

Well they also wouldn't be going to the nick of Tommy and his merry band of cunts had their way, because they'd be walking free.

I like 2D cuteboys, not 3D ones. Also, whenever you browse a thread that's basically a general, you'll check out all the links in the OP, that's one of them that is always linked.
Surprisingly, not a lot in Europe.

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independent videogame stores that have a catalogue of second-hand games & hardware are fairly rare in the UK.

CEX is a large chain of stores that offer this service. But due to the nature of their business model they have to cut every corner and trim every cost.
They employ literal imbeciles, every store has at least 1 blue haired tatted chick (company policy)
Their second hand game catalogue is mostly 990,000 copies of last year's Fifa with the odd decent game buried in there
Every store is furnished with third-hand carpets peeled off the floor of old brothels and soaked in piss
They try to offer £0.20 for your extremely rare trade-ins unless you quote the actual price they offer on the site
etc
etc

Scallys are a curse.

The other day some ketwig wanted to rob my dog since she's a pedigree staffie and threatened to stab me. Told the little wool I'd spark him so hard his ma would get a bill from British Gas.

That's what you get when you live in prime wool territory though, at least it's not St. Helens.

peak norf is when some scrote tries to hold you up, but you recognise his voice and just tell him you'll tell his mum if he doesn't fuck off.

Nah I heard that was a catastrophy though. Ceasers palace used to get absolutely blasted in the echo every other week for being filthy. Best restaurant I've been to in town for a while is Zorba's Greek, up by the bombed out

>Tried to sell a xbox 360 I wasn't using
>Still wanted the controller for my PC
>They refused to take it without the controller
I've sold consoles there with the controller before, he was just being a prick

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*Without the controller

Who here /essex/

My local is Reading. Takes forever to get served, like I went in the other day and just bought Ridge Racer for 3DS, queue moved slow and when I got served the pleb on the till took ages, like how long does it take to scan in one game? I've sold things a few times, don't get much but it's more convenient than eBay so I guess that's what CEX are banking on. Staff are the usual tattooed idiots, every one of them has those hideous flesh hole earring things, the blonde girl is cute though.

They can't resell it without a controller, they would only take a trade-in without one if they had a spare.
Use your fucking brain you idiot.

Just buy a new controller and trade in the old one with the console

>Staff are the usual tattooed idiots, every one of them has those hideous flesh hole earring things

It's just what's in now. Tats are pretty common, ear thingies are pretty common but people get bored of em and let it heal a few years later.

I sold them a console without contollers before, they give you less money but they still take the console.

>start collecting 360 games because they are dirt cheap
>always buy at independantly owned game shop
>find out cex has better prices
>withstand the smell and the neds
>eventually get sick of it
>independent shop went bust

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yeeees, but like I said, that was likely because they had a spare controller they could bundle with it.

The managers get fucked in the ass by upper management if the 'age' of their 2nd hand stock (i.e. how long it's been sat in the store) is above the company average, so they won't take trade ins of stuff that they will then struggle to sell (like a console with no controller).

It's always been a dimly lit shit hole but the only other place to get games here is GAME which is fairly over priced for the most part

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>Bad smells

Have a Cex at the local shopping centre in Wellingborough. Actually pretty decent atmosphere/smells wise. Might be because it's a newer shop but it's decent.

>local CEX has like 3 copies of a PS2 KOF collection that goes for £80 for some reason

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the ones in shopping centres are always better because the space is serviced by the shopping centre.

If it's a high-street shop then CEX have to maintain it themselves, which they don't

> Went into CEX to buy cheap Ps2
> Stuck in queue for ages
> Kids behind desk keeps messing with his phone while serving customers
> Literally keeps tapping at phone while answering questions and ringing up sale
> Get up to desk.
> Despite price advertised right there on shelf, he has to check the current price
> Kids starts tapping at phone.
> Suddenly realize there is no PC behind the counter.
> Kid is using some kind of app on phone to check current pricing and ring up sale.
> Cash is taken to the back room. There is no register. There are no receipts. Books/inventory all in the "cloud"
> Pay up. Take Ps2 home. Feel like I stole something. Probably have.
> mfw

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or ebay and amazon

Boomers like you who pretend crime never existed while you were young make me fucking sick. Selling an idealised version of Britain that never existed in the first place.

Neck yourself, turd.

There's two in Milton Keynes, one in the centre and the other in Bletchley, they're both grotty.

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>nearest CEX has a console set up to play some older games in the store
>no controllers
WHAT'S THE POINT
Also ffs why does every single one of these smell like dried piss

>Watford
Fucking hell mate why do you live there. GAME has changed massively, they don't seem to sell many games these days, half the shop is a room full of computers you can hire.

The cretins that go to CEX are covered in dried piss

I haven't been to Bletchley for a while, how is it?
Did they get rid off the museum yet?

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Bletchley park? isn't that getting reactivated as a training centre?

WHY DO THEY ALL SMELL OF PISS?

THERE MUST BE AN ACTUAL LEGIT SCIENTIFIC REASON IF WE ARE *ALL* SMELLING IT!

>GAME has changed massively, they don't seem to sell many games these days
holy fuck I noticed this too

I don't live in the UK any more and went into a Game for the first time in about 4 years not so long ago, it seems like they're basically trying to be that corner in every HMV that sold t-shirts, gaming/pop culture tat and posters

>go to wales on holiday with my family few years back
>staying in a small town
>there's a game store there specialising in old stuff
>find some old stuff that i'd wanted for my collection
>no pricetags
>ask the employee there what the prices are
>"in this store we look up the item on ebay, find the cheapest its going for on there and match it"
>got pokemon stadium with the transfer pak and mario kart 64 for under £40 on the day
That place was based

Based Scouselanders. The store doesn't smell like piss but the staff in this one and the central station store all look like they lack the ability to shower or produce serotonin. They're all miserable greasy looking motherfuckers. I got JSRF for £20 though so not bad.

Fuck if I know.
GAME is more focused on Merch and shit than games it seems.

What is the one high-street shop you can think of which is most likely to be trafficked by Yea Forums users?
The smell is coming from us, user

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The Game in Milton Keynes shopping centre is 1/3rd an internet cafe type thing now where you pay to play their gaming pcs.

Where did you move to? HMV seems to be the same, just a lot smaller.
It's an absolute shithole full of pakis, poles and scum. Are you talking about Bletchley Park? Why would they get rid of a hugely significant historic building?

That's actually a hiring requirement for CEX staff

Greggs desu.

>He goes into CEX

KEK

When did it move out of the shopping centre?

>go into GAME cause my friend wants to pick something up
>whole left side of the shop is just COVERED IN FUCKING FUNKO POPS AND EBIN MEME TSHIRTS

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>spend years calling it Sex as a dumb joke
>friends call me an idiot and insist it's called C.E.X.
>years later see an advertisement where they actually pronounce it Sex
>mfw

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I thought HMV had gone entirely
I moved to Prague in 2015, then to Berlin last year

Don't regret it but I miss greggs and proper chip shop chips desu

half of the GAME here is filled with fortnite merch

>did school work experience in a GAME store for a week
>decent place, nice staff
>had more of a focus on the actual games and consoles than all of the merch shit you see in other ones
>shut down under a year after I worked there
What did they mean by this

every single CEX stinks of piss but it's the cheapest place you can get secondhand video games

It's pronounced Sex, but can't say the sex word in public, so people call it C.E.X

>tfw used to go to Trafford centre game (downstairs because there were 2) and had a conversation with the manager about the JJBA arcade game.

I'm convinced the more brown a manager is the more based they are.

>having to queue up in GAME when I was young with my dad for ages to buy games with the vouchers I got at Christmas

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Saw a fucking kid at drayton manor on friday with a floss like you mean it shirt, wanted to deck the little shit

Most GAMEs are at least 50% merch now

based cheltenhambro

laugh at the gloucester shitter

>Spending Christmas vouchers at GAME and not Future Zone

fucking newfags

Kek I always wondered why they wouldn't even accept my CV whenever I attempted to apply there. Glad they never accepted it now, I would hate to work in one.

I was at the Trafford Centre last weekend for my birthday (mostly for the skiing place they have nearby), and holy fuck that GAME store is weird, it's like a cross between a Hot Topic and one of those epic gamer arena places

Any of you go to the CeX Truro?
There's a Subway nearby that a pornstar uses UKgamegirl.

>spending the £2 points on a new game

>selling all my ps2 games for £100

A lot of places became that way. I don't begrudge it, it's the way shit is now, going to a physical place is just as much about getting merch as a game, because digital is so convenient. You could see it coming even 12 years ago.

What the hell is Future Zone? Gamestation was alright, but that went years ago. They used to a service to get scratches off your discs.

>verbal censorship

Future zone was a chain that rebranded into Game

I've always pronounced it with a hard C, so like "keks"

Yes user, we know. You tell us every time.

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Computer

>tfw first told mum i was going to the sex shop

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Well I actually came across that info by searching her name.
Didn't know that someone constantly posted it.

Cex Huddersfield has Persona 3 in for £85 and Persona 4 in for £42. I want to get them, but fucking hell that's nearly £130

>bought M.D Geist, Macross Plus, Appleseed, Patlabor and Dominion Tank Police all at the same time
My local's anime section has been shit since but all that is some good shit

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birkenhead CEX. why do they employ 18-24 year old hispdters and goth that look like they are in desperate need of a bath. shop alway stinks of sweat and shit. i only go there to pick up a physical game if i carnt be bothered waiting for it to be delivered.

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>tfw a lad from the steam group disappeared and unfriended everyone once he because normie tier

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>tfw got all the UC gundam movies from forbidden prices

Worth it.

That reminds me, I need to buy ZZ Gundam already. Can't fucking believe that got a blu-ray over here

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Forbidden Planet is shit but the one in Sheffield is even fucking more shit. A whole other level of shit.

sir this is a cex thread

>Check out local Cash Generator
>Entire game shop is filled with nothing but FIFA, CoD and Asscreed
Every single time without fail.

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I am more impressed Victory got a release.

>look for a copy of Armored Core 4 at CEX
>it's nothing but Assassin's Creed games and 2 copies of the shit Aliens game

Kek

Live in Croydon, wish I didn’t

>cex in the high street
>wimpy in the high street
I'm lucky lads

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>britcucks still up posting
No wonder every thread is shit.

>wimpy
I didn't know they still existed.

>"wait, wimpy still exists?
>look it up
>70 locations in the UK
I thought that they didn't exi-
>18 of them are in Essex
That would explain it

>wimpy
Huh, I thought they literally only did motorway service areas.

I thought that about OK diner. Haven't seen one of those for years

is that fuckin merry hill?

DUDLAY BOYS

it's only half 8 here, you've got another 6 hours of us to seethe about

What you trade son

>have an OK Diner not even 5 minutes down the road on the dual carriageway
They're pretty shit but they've got nice milkshakes

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PRIORY LIONS
MADE OF I R O N

Have CEX.

I just remember getting a fry up from their once and projectile vomiting on my nan on the M62 cause of the grease

This is the most comfy Yea Forums thread I've seen in a while
Good shit fellow bongs

All are welcome in in the official /greggs/ general

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>wimpy
don't remind me user, the one in my hometown was the shit like 15 years ago but now it's been relegated to some dingy shop and has gone to shit

>The best kept stores here are the ones like Brighton
Oh man, If the best one is the one in Brighton I would hate to see the others.
The floor isn't even even even

All ye lads did vote last friday, right?

I have something important to say lads
I prefer Poundbakery to Greggs
The Sausage Rolls are nicer there

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voted brexit party six times lad

My one is actually alright compared to some of the dumps that usually get posted in these threads.

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>friday
taig spotted

probably its the lack of amerifatts that does it

>six times
That don't sound too legal m8.

>he doesn't go to the Cornish Bakery for sausage rolls
Weak

In for a rabblin you m8

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dont care

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Box of frubes

There isn't one in Chester anymore. Pound Bakery will have to do. It's either that or a Tesco meal deal

all this greggs shitposting unironically made me go get a greggs sausage roll

i was bitterly dissapoitned

they're shite, might as well have got a sausage roll from tesco or something

coopers are better

The one in Rhyl is barely even a shop, there's some stuff behind glass at the front and the rest is just dilapidated shop space with shelves of unsorted DVDs. Also I fucking love these threads they remind me of brit/pol/ a few years ago.

official thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=EvEygbnyAvE

You're supposed to trade in the Wildlife Choobs you mong

nah they're fucking lush you poof

>Living in Rhyl
Jesus Annon I'm so sorry

Brighton also has a pretty comfy independent retro videogame store on London Road

I sorry you live in Rhyl user, that's a fate worse than death.
Does that one arcade still have that Afterburner Climax machine though? That's the sole reason to even go near Rhyl.

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Ngl lads, Sayers is better than Greggs

Ninja Game Den? I've been there a few times, It's pretty cool but I mostly emulate older titles.

I need this

I'm honestly sorry to hear you were born working class. Well done for moving to middle class. Make sure your children are aware of your struggle and doon't grow up weak and spoiled. Make sure they toil to get the same appreciation you have.
It's how we'll make a successful and strong next generation. You give them a taste of the rewards of success but don't let them bloat themselves on it.

cornish kitchen is the best
>tfw the entire fucking high street caught fire including my local cornish kitchen and they never came back after the repairs

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I've made peace with it. And yeah that Afterburner machine is still there, the seat doesn't move anymore though.

Sayers is staffed solely by old women with no concept of "heat". I got a meat and potato pie once that was so cold I could have used it to cool my computer

>the seat doesn't move anymore though.
That's the saddest thing I've heard in years

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never got the piss meme, the ones in my area just smell a bit musty at most

The cheese on toast has been a favourite of mine since early childhood.

I try my hardest to air out and febreeze our store when I'm on shift, but some of the 'regular' customer are the ones who stink of piss or cigarette smoke and it just undoes everything.

>he didn't buy a patrician tier steak bake

do you even greggs

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All the CEXs near me closed down because they were a breeding ground for nogs and tweakers to offload stolen shit.

>steak bake, jam doughnut, coffee
Best order you can get at Greggs, change my mind

Yum yums lad. Fucking yum yums.

where my kernow niggas at?

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>yum yums

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>tfw live in Doncaster
>post industrial northern town
>30+ years of social and economic decline
>one of the worst rated towns for social mobility in the whole country (298 of 324)
>absolutely no prospects from years of neglect after the coal industry collapsed resulting of the change from a manufacturing to service industry
>country turned into a neoliberal hellhole after 1979
>parents laid off from their job raise delinquent children
>those delinquents grow up with no prospects and raise the next generation of delinquents
>they turn to gangs and crime because there's nothing else to do
>crime turns to drugs
>drugs turns to more crime
>the cycle repeats

I find myself incredibly lucky that both my parents gave half a shit and I had an ok upbringing. Even though I dropped out of school at 15 and have been NEET since 2007 I still rank myself better off than almost all rest of the chavs who live in this fucking shithole.

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Not been in a while, wonder if its as shit as I remember.

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ruislip?

i can't go in their for more than 2 minutes it reeks of sweat and even piss, more so than most CEXs do. Hell even fucking Oldham Cex isn't as bad
I stopped going Foodcourt it takes a lifetime to get a seat, easier to just go maccies at st Ann’s square

Oh shit, thread's at risk of dying. Time to drop the tactical nuke:
greggs sucks donkey dick

rowe's > all

I want to know why they are waiting in a line or for our UK friends a Queue with a "bouncer".

Very late to thread but any of my bradford boys in here?

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>Whole front desk is filled with Wacky fanta flavors, iced tea and Monster
>PC section is literally just a few overpriced keyboards and steam girt cards

I just want it back bongbros

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we hardly knew ye

Bought a Japanese PSP there like a decade ago.

Ipswich

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I think it had something to do with them opening up a bitcoin ATM inside but they made a big show of it

Its not surprising really
>No e celebs
>No dumb shitposting
>people looking to have an actual conversation
>Everyone has something in common
>Yanks have less influence in threads and generally more pleasant in their posts

ayy reppin' cheltenham, either of you ever seen that qt red head that works there?

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>wimpy I went to one 8 years ago and it was pretty good but took ages

Has anyone actually used or seen someone use the Bticoin ATM they opened up?

bought a ps2 collectors edition of King Kong there once for like 2 quid, really good prices there, love it!

>>wimpy
Remember being at one when I was like five and crying when a guy dressed as the mascot came out to me to chat.

I haven't even seen the ATM.

I'm in burger land, we had one of these at the local mall and it was amazing. Went back one day and it was gone, I'm still pretty upset. Place made gamestop look like total garbage.

based kentbro, we may have crossed paths one day...

Get the vegan one

looks like this

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always wondered why this was. it always stank, even as a kid when I went in there it always smelled like a gym or gym locker room.

Can one stinky fedora who spends maybe 20 minutes in there really make it smell all day?

>no shitposting

I've been Norfposting for hours now

Is this like Bong Gamestop?

Norf posting is patrician tier Shitposting

They killed my local Game and gave me good money for my old 360 games, I like them. If I want something new I either get it online or from one of the several supermarkets near me.

Junkies, mate, they're all over the city these days. Saw a lad off his fucking head outside Game off Royal Avenue, proper running around and collapsing. If Cash Converters wouldn't take his tat, I wonder exactly how bad it was.

Right you are kidda

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Dude there was this stank ass fedora who was in the Huddersfield one at the same time as me and he made the whole place stink of sweat even after he left.

Another time as I was leaving I heard some lady say to her husband, "It stinks of sweat and hormones in there"

No, a shop called Game is the Bong Gamestop. CEX is a meeting ground for sweaty neckbeards and low lifes. Its basically a glorified Pawn shop that only deals in tech / entertainment

no that would be GAME, CEX is more of a second hand game store

Lewisham boys

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>Oldham CEX

Hit by the smell of corn from that one Asian guy who sells tubs of chilli corn

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>PC section is literally just a few overpriced keyboards and steam girt cards
What else are they meant to sell? Physical games nobody makes anymore? PC parts that anyone savvy enough to want will just buy online anyway?

I've never seen anyone buying anything from the corn guy. Never.

Eltham has both near eachother

>designated corn merchant
Explain

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Bought some once when the buses all got stuck at the bottom of the hill near the college due to ice/snow & nobody could get a bus out of town

The corn was awful but it was at least warm & Greggs was like a battle zone at the time

My girlfriend has been trying to drag me to that place, I'll check it out.

I picked up GTA with GTA London, Deus Ex, Escape From Butcher Bay and a couple of others from my local's PC section

Asian guy sells tubs of corn from a small stall everyday. As other user said I have never seen anyone buy from him in all the years he's been there

You may not be able to see him some days but you can sure as hell smell him

why do all these fucking stores stink of sweaty bastards? they need someone on the door with a gallon of lynx or a bar of soap

How has no one posted the Leamington Spa one yet?

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>Planet Bong
>Incredibles outfits
What the hell

>planet bong
MY SIDES

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One of the Seven wonders of OLDHAM along with rundown Mills and Greggs

PLANET BONG

It's a bit pricey but honestly the food is excellent.

Banbury and Northampton.

>anyone buy from him in all the years he's been there
Could be a money laundering racket desu

Pretty sure I was the only one using ours until it broke down like a 4 months ago and they've just never fixed it

>its real
NO WAY

iktfb

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>Planet Bong

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>Planet Bong

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>Planet Bong
Every fucking time lmao.

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>planet bong
Delet this old chap

>a CEX wedged between a spoons and a planet bong
quintessentially british

youtu.be/vKlad5MC8eg
youtu.be/F2avDMSZ8Ew
Oldham is a depressing and magical place

>planet bong

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Ok, thanks for clarifying that to me lads

This is the most NORF thing to have ever existed

>planet bong
The jokes write themselves.

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Norwich checking in here.

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>if it weren't almost 10pm and pitch black outside right now I could get a pic outside of this place within 20 minutes
I never noticed this comedy gold
Put me in the screencap

>Not Doritos 3D
>Not Praline Flakes
>Not Harry Potter Sherbert Lemons
>Not missing the times when you could go to the shop with merely a pound and come back with 10 freddos or 6 fudges

I bought a second hand laptop for years ago and the battery it had worked for just over the month(?) long period I had to be able to return it before it decided it would need to be on life support plugged in 24/7 to use it. I got memed.

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>Meat Pie, Sausage Roll

Honestly I had forgotten about that song

Is Oldham still a popular night out? Been once or twice years ago when a teenager as our footie team were sponsored by a far. Felt rough as fuck for the brief time I was out

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Got Sekiro from here for £48 the week of release. Saved me when nobody else could.