The town made him stupid

/nintendo/i
/smash/i
/melee/i
/atlus/i
/persona/i
/switch/i
/pokemon/i
/metroid/i
/belta/i
/belter/i
/mario/i
/thanos/i
/zelda/i
/naruto/i
/fgc/i
/dmc/i
/tourney/i
/SonicFox/
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/luigi/i
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/midna/i
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/disney/i

Whoa, whoa, you're making too much sense

what the hell is "the town"

absolutely fucking based

Its a weird picture.

This. I like Silent Hill but if I'm honest they could put literally anything into them or have anyone say anything and there would be people falling over themselves to insist it all makes sense because it's symbolic of whatever

Hold on...

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you're a brave man saving that image
the warp will overtake you any day now

hardly a thinker

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uhhhh.... BROS? what the FUCK?

>filtering SMT, DMC, Mandalorian, and XIV
what a fuckin pleb

>that circle
get out of here joseph

someone explain this meme to me please

Biggest laugh I've had on Yea Forums in a while, thank you

>I had to sit on a bench
>because of this I was physically forced by the game to sit on every single bench in the game
>but aaaanyway *smriks* its uhhh no masterpiece

Even if the perspective isn't great, it's still an impressive painting.

I lost all respect for him once I saw he has hapa kids

i don't get it

I still don't get it. The fuck is going on.

Has Anderson given us his analysis yet?

>subjective is implied
never seen such a retarded title trying to be more sympathetic to ones self since Linkara's ad block shit

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No.

The chef made it thin

lol

the artist painted it stupid

If you had to guess, what would you say you think is going on?

I don’t watch this faggot, what is the relevance of the image? I get the reflection makes the pie look bigger, but what does it have to do with him?

>I get the reflection makes the pie look bigger
Oh user...

I'm the second guy. If i had to take a stab at it, Joseph sad some stupid, ignorant shit again and got btfo by the second guy who I have no idea who he is. That part I'm sort of confident in.

But maybe Joseph saw that response or perhaps the criticisms in general and had some more dumb, long-winded response which didn't really address anything and was probably full of logical fallacies and more ignorance. But that second part is even more guesswork. Tell me, how close was I? And who the fuck is the pie guy.

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if you think about how 'concise' his videos are, imagine the nightmare of reading his books

Honestly? Based

who would win, Anderson or MauLer?

>thread about eceleb let's player or twitch faggot that has nothing to do with games (avgn, dunkey, vinesauce)
>no complaints
>thread about game critics that lead to people talking about games in depth, sometimes
>"lol eceleb cancer"

Mauler doesn't even make real videos anymore, he just streams himself shitting on things with his friends now

It's a mostly unrelated thing about not interpreting things properly. It's from a video by Mechagamezilla, if you wanna watch it it's this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=8KgRLLPOHq8
It has nothing to do with Joseph directly, it's just that people find Mechagamezilla more endearing and that's just a silly thing he did.

>matthewmatosis and mechagamezilla are doing a podcast together
I'm so happy

>matthewmatosis and mechagamezilla said they were recording a podcast together a bloody month ago
blasted tubers

Daily reminder that Silent Hill 2 literally has the main character forgetting that he killed his wife. That might be the most awful plot twist in any game I've played. Genuinely worse than Heavy Rain's twist.

this is actually funny
I'm not used to videos on youtube being good

Idiot. People can repress memories that are very traumatic. Psychology 101. You retards on Yea Forums surprise me everyday with how fucking stupid you are.

If silent hill was a western game, with literally nothing changed, it would be the biggest meme on Yea Forums and every line of dialogue in it would be considered a joke

At least the ice cream was good

>People can repress memories

That's pure pseudo-science. Repressing memories isn't a real thing.

When he opened the icecream tub I almost spat out my drink

according to sonygaf, that is profound wisdom.

Games for this feel?

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lol autism

>that looks like bum
Matthew is a treasure.

>Matthew
holy shit is this true

I got this in 5 minutes, couldn’t be fucked to find 3rd point, and you might have to go to 4/5p to get a perfect match, but there’s nothing wrong with the perspective.

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user what the fuck

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I don't know if I'm impressed or scared

>too scared to try find 3rd, 4th or 5th point
What's wrong user? Scared you'll end up in another dimension?

user stop what you're doing right fucking now.

I
this
what

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SPRINKLERS AT 10'OCLOCK

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oh no

what the fuck happened to my image

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS

WE WARNED YOU

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It’s a photograph.

Leave E3 to me

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

No.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and yet you still think you weren't gang raped in your school's gym locker room

I went into the thread expecting this to be the first post and you didn't disappoint. Thank you for making my night a little better.

I wanna see that wobble

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This is the only thing that makes hamster threads good
Long may this tradition continue

What's everyone's favorite mechagamezilla video?

what the fuck are you doing

Nice blog

>If sprinklers has to be shot at 10 o'clock at night we're turning the game off and we're not finishing it.
was he in the right?

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His 2017 Christmas special video, that's the only time I think I've ever gotten emotional and on the verge of tears when I thought he was going to stop making videos permanently. It was a masterpiece of emotions and humor and I'm really glad he's still making content.

youtube.com/watch?v=3ObLoGm2BWs

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>neo-Yea Forums hates him
Clearly he has better taste in vidya than this shithole

>She told me that she was cold...

Sprinkler drama is what made me realize JA is the biggest brainlet there is. I played the game a week or so before the video came out and I had 0 trouble with that part. He should have saved his rant for gravel in the swimsuit.

Your channel sucks Joseph.

>almost crying because you won't see some youtuber anymore
This is an 18+ website, head back to gamefaqs

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>he defends the town makes him stupid
LOL

it's barely two sentences you autist

I may not have gotten that emotional but his honesty about how it feels to be aimless really hit home. When he criticized irony and people who depend on it to hide their true selves I also felt like he'd punched me in the stomach, but in a good way. He made me want to be less of a retard in future. Originally loved his videos just because they were funny but they ended up having a positive influence on my life as well as exposing me to new stuff I never would have found out about otherwise. I had never even heard of the demon core, for example. Shit was interesting.

You are wrong, that's how people act in real life. Cope tranny

This isn't tumblr retard, post something that isn't about your faggot FEEULZ

Crowdfunding, Harry Potter, and the Japan video might be a new favourite

I said I thought something was funny and you're having some sort of sperg meltdown
seek help, and I mean that 100% seriously

>FGC, SonicFox, kh3, p5r, dissidia, smt, unist, xiv
GOAT taste in filters holy shit

How much of a babby are to use filters? Just ignore them you fucking pussy

>this is funny
>TAKE YOUR BLOG BACK TO TUMBLR FAGGOT
Is there a doctor in the house?

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Is this?
Could it be?
Could it be unadulterated autism?

Denial is.

GIVE ME THE MATTHEWMATOSIS PODCAST
NOOOOOOOOOOOW
or whenever it's ready. love you mecha

youtube.com/watch?v=0lhy9QnBHmo

I'm probably more excited about his new E3 video than for the event itself

>"Big thinker" e-celebs sticking to reviewing games or movies
>Mecha reviews EVERYTHING

Is he the most based channel on YT?

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>Owen doesn't understand barrel distortion.

the irony is he can fit more comedy and genuine information and insight into 5 minutes than most youtubers manage in their 3 hour analysis videos

You're welcome user
Remember, I might not always be there, so I need you and others like you to be the hero when I cannot

sauce?

Did Joseph Anderson make his Mario Odyssey review so needlessly bloated as a metaphor for how needlessly bloated the games Moon count is?

dont get it

matthew's twitter
it's not out yet though

Today I will remind them

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Nah, hamsterson and his retarded followers believe long=smart.

all it takes is a single google search to not look like such an embarassing retard.
they outta make a new silent hill game about someone so retarded that the town manifests as your post.

>Being a retard and including multiple lines
If you put a | in between each word, it does an "or" clause. So it should look like /nintendo|smash|melee|atlus|persona[...]/i instead of your garbage.

I find it amusing that some people ended up having issue with Joseph's reviews not being clear about being subjective, when the real issue is that his analysis and criticism is very surface level, and simply not very good.
You could look through his stuff and pick them apart for all the issues and fallacies they have, but summarising them as "not good" does it well enough.

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is he actually that retarded?

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I always think that nose on Kamiya's avatar is supposed to be his mouth.

I do the it the same way he does, it's so it looks neater rather than be a long string.

Needs to have his mouth open up with his hands raised tbqh

Imagine reading that kind of writing for 100+ pages.

Imagine PAYING for that kind of writing.

everytime I see this I am amazed, are there any other examples of his 10-year old tier writing

>dmc
>midna
>sekiro
>zelda

>talks about e-celebs
amazing

Yes, he is

Demon Core
E3 2018
Japan and Sonic Curry
Start Cereal

I only realised how hard it is to choose once I started thinking about it

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Gets me every time

Who?

i wonder if he actually considers himself equal to matosis

redpill me on joseph x matthew
i don't watch joseph because he has an incredibly annoying soft feminine voice.

>mecha and matthew doing a podcast together
>no seat at the table for anderson
maybe next time lol

>hurr time to review Mario Odyssey
>better play it in the most autistic way possible going down the list of moons rather than just nautralistically exploring the level
>wow this isn't fun I guess this Mario is "NO MASTERPIECE TM"

What a fucking vermin.

matthew is better in pretty much every way, don't even bother with anderson

Matthew makes good analysis videos. Anderson is an absolute moron who makes videos for reddit to jerk themselves off over, making him more popular.
You're not going to get reddit views by saying Zelda was good.

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>I'm too dumb to pick up on patterns of logic so I'm going to get upset that this person picked up on several patterns and a pattern that wasn't followed through
Maybe Mario isn't for you user, maybe you should stick to Fisher-Price

he was retarded before he even put one foot on that town

he was correct though, moon distribution and variety was uninspired and unintuitive. you shouldnt have to ground pound every random inch of the map just to be sure you didnt miss one

lol pathetic faggot

>you shouldnt have to ground pound every random inch of the map just to be sure you didnt miss one
you don't though, that's insanity

Bunnyhops last two videos are pretty meh, he used to do better research. Big respect for that taxes video though

>you shouldnt have to ground pound every random inch of the map just to be sure you didnt miss one
You didn't have to, there were always hints to their existence.

>the point

your head

>gets butthurt when someone calls him a faggot
>makes long essays if you disagree with him on something
>engages in twitter drama
>"It's all subjective bro"

What a waste of a time.

Andersons videos mostly suck but his odyssey one was spot on. Its extremely funny how much it makes nintencuks seethe.

>make a sweeping statement about a Mario game being bland and dull
>"You didn't play it" "That doesn't account for every collectible so it doesn't count"
>make a video going over each collectible and the majority of them being bland and dull
>"hurr autism" "2 hours long didn't watch"
The people who give this kind of feedback are the kind of people who say you're not allowed to have an opinion on a game until you've literally 100%'d it, by which point they change their stance to "well you can't have hated it that much if you 100%'d it". They're slime.

I'm delighted Mecha and Matthew are doing a podcast. I'd like a Mecha and Bunnyhop one someday too.

>He is a retard, but the one for muh console war is awesome!
You literally fell for his shilling, you fucking retard.

Bunnyhop has declined as he's gotten more obsessive about leftist politics. His last video was 30 minutes of propaganda for a literal discord tranny-led labor union.

I expect him to announce his transition in less than 2 years.

I like SBH, but honestly I think his channel is going down the crapper.
Ever since he started his Patreon his output shrunk considerably, and I don't really see any improvement. His latest video was interesting, but it was constantly out of focus and had a fucking AD in it. This is from a man who receives $ 3800 a month (minus taxes), and this is the lowest his Patreon bucks ever got.

Nope he just makes good points. I own a switch i dont give a fuck about console wars. Try again.

Sounds like you're the one who's obsessed

He didn't show every moon though, and neither his entire playthrough in a single video.
Don't pretend a heavily edited and slanted list is "objective" in any way.

Oh and funny how the only people defending him talk about his odyssey video, almost like it was meant to appeal to sonygaf.

not really, anybody who played that game can tell he played like the worlds largest retard.
He can't even walk a circle.

>he didn't literally show his entire playthrough in the video so it doesn't count
And if he did, again, you would change your stance to some other arbitrary nitpick so that his perspective doesn't count, because even though millions of people have blind superficial praise for Mario and insightful critical praise for Mario, this one person that disagrees makes you remarkably insecure about your own opinions

>he cant walk a circle
How does that prove him wrong? Keep seething.

>Ever since he started his Patreon his output shrunk considerably
Every time.

I unsubscribed.

mechagamezilla launched a patreon and went from making 4 videos a year to a video and a podcast every month, and he didn't let the quality slip. the only patreon success story ever.

>he's obsessed with leftist politics
>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNIES TRAAAANIIIIEEEEEES
I bet you haven't gone a full 24 hours without thinking about muh libs in literally 5 years

>mfw I know two that not only kept up their production of content, but increased it
I'm just waiting for it to all go to hell, but I'm still surprised it hasn't happened yet.

The only one I know is Sseth

You are just mindlessly parroting the opinion of a man literally everybody else in this thread knows is a retard.
The town made him stupid.

Why do you cling to this one opinion so pathetically?

Try interacting with a board that constantly spams the word elephant and try not thinking about elephants while you use it.

>He defends a man with no skill, and takes his opinion seriously.
Might as well think games journalism is redemable.

Mandalore
That was the second one

>you ever play a game and press jump and you don't jump?
Yes, and it's horrible, try going from megaman on actual hardware to the legacy collection and you will to you fucking youtuber

make an argument for moon distribution not being garbage and maybe ill care what you have to say

No i said he has one good video which he does. Just keep seething faggot maybe nintendo will make a decent mario game eventually.

Prove it is garbage first.
Without going to muh hamsterson, prove you can have your own thought.

>he's spent every day for the past 5 years on Yea Forums
Well there you go

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY REPLIES ITS A PHOTO OF A CAKE WHY DOES NOBODY GIVE A STRAIGHT ANSWER WHY WHAT FUCK SHIT BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Nah. He's right. Memory repression is a dubious concept. Memory suppression (which is not unconscious), on the other hand, has plenty of evidence.

Sseth's quality can't go down because it's just other people's footage and jokes with memes added and ADHD editing so zoomers don't have time to realize what they're watching isn't actually funny
but hey! wojack!!! I know wojack lol Yea Forums

>one video for shitposting is good, trust me!
LOL, how pathetic do you have to be?
The video is literally the same as all his other videos, nobody can think it "the one good one!".

Why can't you just ignore people using filters? It seems like some people have this "I'm a badass" complex where they pretend not to see the benefit in not having to read shittons of shitpost OPs.

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Oh, you were being serious with that statement?
I thought it was just a hyperbole.

Nice try, and next you'll probably tell me he isn't actually an Ugandan warlord.

>Being this sensitive to a tranny joke

I lean right but really don't mind some leftist politics. Unionizing in the gaming industry is worth discussing and I wouldn't necessarily oppose it.

However uncritically parroting a tranny who makes cringy communist propaganda inspired posters with zero other views/debate on the topic for over 30 minutes is just lazy.

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>nobody can think it "the one good one!".
Except i do and i've heard many others that agree. So you're objectively wrong. Not sure why you would make such a dumb pointless post.
>nintendo shill
oh right

its been proven, majority of moons are not unique in acquistion, majority rely on guesswork, you have to get moons to get certain moons in an incestuous cycle, they are littered all over the map in a bid to keep a positive feddback loop of constantly finding moons thus resulting in an overabundance of cheap moons rather than a smaller selection of moons that you have to earn through real gameplay rather than "walk here and ground pound" or "put seed here and wait"

>those titles
he has to have written those books when he was 18 right?

>this entire post

I like how the Jews retaliated and now try to slander him after he constantly called them out publically in his videos. I applaud his courage to make fun of them though.

>is surprised that a game about a magic monster town makes use of dubiously realistic ideas

>muh Nintendo
How weird it's always snoyfags that grab onto one of his vids.
That video was him shilling to sonygaf, and he played you retards like a fiddle.
I bet most of his patreon people are from Yea Forums and just from that one vid.

Ive already said i own a switch so le snoy! isnt going to work. Keep seething nintenbro.

>not unique in acquisition
Doesn't matter at all, all games have repetitive objectives to some degree.
>guesswork
Only if you're a retard who can't walk a cirlce.
Everybody else can use context clues to find 99 percent of them.
A low single digit amount is bad, but don't matter in the slightest.
>moons to get moons
It's called unlocking things, every game does that.

Try actually thinking for yourself for a second and look wether what he says is actually true.
Because none of his "complaints" actually make any sense in the context of a video game,

youtu.be/8KgRLLPOHq8

It's from this Mechagamezilla video. The pie has a bad perspective, which this image is using to say that Joseph has shit perspective. There I've ruined your meme.

>Doesn't matter at all, all games have repetitive objectives to some degree.
Not mario 64 a far better game. Come on you can do better than this.

>muhs nintendo shill
>I totally own a switch!
Nobody believes you

>100 coin stars
LOL, use your brain once in a while.

see

i feel like crowbcat isn't really a name to put on this list, he really doesn't make analysis or reviews; all he does is document new games and make comparisons to how developers prioritize different aspects of games nowadays. call me naive or whatever, but I really like his videos. IS he that low because engages in twitter drama or something? I wouldn't know since I never follow creators outside of their youtube channels anyhow.

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i figured you were biased but it seemse discussion with you is pointless. odyssey has a shitty padded design, doesnt matter if other games do it, doesnt matter if its not that hard to figure out or do, its still padded.

Thanks user, I'll copy paste this on every thread from now on.

>it's just other people's footage and jokes
Wasn't the footage a one time thing?
And what jokes has he stolen?
>what they're watching isn't actually funny
Do you mean you don't find it funny or it isn't funny?
>but hey! wojack!!! I know wojack lol Yea Forums
It's integrated far better than that, but sure, those are the weaker parts.

>this is his best "argument" after being destroyed
Once you can't simply parrot something, you just run out of things you say.

People already pointed it out in this thread you coons

Is there any video where he actually talks? I only know his Ouya and GTA videos.

you can keep pretending you brought up a valid point but it wont change the fact that you didnt. whats next? you gonna excuse yourself because other anons didnt bring up valid points either so its okay when you dont?

You got your answer. Its a photograph.

Try actually making valid point next time, because nothing you said had any substance to it.

Saying muh repitition means absolutely nothing without being able to more specific which ones are too repetitive while taking differences into account.

What is his opinion of Sonic?

i don't think so. desu, Is he hated on Yea Forums or something, he seems very neutral and not ' based and redpilled' or 'cringe and bluepilled' just kinda pointing out things that have changed.

>100 coin star
How is that the same as a bunch of random moons scattered everywhere with no thought or meaning?
>nobody believes you
So if i dont rant and rave about how good mario is i cant own a switch? Thats why im calling you a nintendo shill retard.

the point was that the original point weren't valid, after asking him to prove that is is garbage.
So that actually was the entire point, everybody with two braincells could tell that.

it was about repetitive missions, you fucking troglodyte.
They are absolutely comparable in every single way.

Add MauLer for S+ tier.

>repetitive nonsense is excusable because there are slight differences
im done arguing with you, you seem determined to make excuses

try not to hop into a conversation if youre just going to make yourself look retarded

>that god awful video about horror in games
>followed by a "it's just my opinion" damage control video after he got btfo'd by his own audience

At least he made it clear he wasn't worth my time.

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You seem salty. Mad your sekret joke is over and will be spoonfed now. Get fucked Yea Forums shouldn't be fun anymore.

Oh link me to where you specify missions?

>repetitive nonsense is excusable because there are slight differences
That is the fucking definition of all videogames, in every scenario.

Show me one game that isn't made up of repetitive tasks with some differences.

it's about this right here

And yes, missions and objectives is the same thing.

>And yes, missions and objectives is the same thing.

Haha no they really aren't. Thanks for showing me you have no argument though.

Name ONE (1) time when JA was ever in the right
pro tip:you can't

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How are they not?
LOL, that is your best argument, semantics you can't even get right.

100 coin stars are objectives, and in the context of Mario they are the same.

You should do it by groups, and also because if you need to remake it, you copy and paste a single line of text in instead of making FIFTY-FUCKING-TWO separate filters EVERY time your cookies are flushed.

>"It's not scary because i lack basic empathy"

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>get 100 coins to get ONE star
>pick up a million moons
>its totally the same!
No your just desperate to defend a new mario game and you dont give a fuck about reality.

>CTRL+A+C
Wow, what an arduous task.

he thought Bloodborne was too easy

>you shouldnt have to ground pound every random inch of the map just to be sure you didnt miss one

You’re legitimately retarded if you ever think you have to do this.

>Say not Mario 64
>literally showed every single level does it

And red coins doun't count either, i assume?
COPE harder, maybe think about your "arguments" next time before you shit them out.

You're right, it's not an arduous task. That's why my way is specifically better than the way YOU'RE doing it you mouthbreather. YOUR way is
>CTRL+A+C
>Add button
>Click Hide
>Lather, rinse, repeat FIFTYTWOFUCKING TIMES
You absolute retard.

>tfw no mecha dating sim

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Ahh so you have no intention of being genuine.

Add:
Mandalore on A
Raycevick on A (He could easilly be on S if he covered anything other than shitty shooters and car games)
Nakeyjakey on C
The Sphere Hunter on Dick
and hbomberguy on F

Mauler was good, but now he's is a capeshit faggot, he should be at max on B

If Joseph Hamsterson and Mathewmattosis are shit tier, then Dunkey is a handful of intestinal melanoma mixed with feces someone is trying to rub on your face.

>pretends mission vs objective is a real argument
>accuses others of not being genuine.
Are you legitimately retarded?

Ah, I forgot vanilla only had that shitty system, my mistake
Get 4chanX

No but you are.

I liked MauLer before he went full e-celeb with his furfag friends and their 5+ hour podcasts. I have no problem with long format content, but his TFA review is just needlessly long and by the time he is done with it, episode IX will come out.

I think you meant
>If silent hill was a new game

Oh no no lil' virgey is getting maaaad af!

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>this is the best the hamterson shill can do
Fucking hell, these people really can only parrot their beloved leader.
The second they go off script they go full retard every time.

>but his TFA review is just needlessly long and by the time he is done with it, episode IX will come out.
That's the idea, I think.

>People still think these jabs are anything more than friendly joking

I really like Clemps. He seems way more genuine and likable than most. I like the positivity. I'm tired of everyone shitting on everything all the time.
I'm surprised he has so few subscribers

Hey guys, Fitzlethebits here,

NASTY

Mauler's a fucking retard who did one good thing, his takedown and utter rape of Hbomberguy.

b-but... hes a faggot, so we have to hate him. R-right goys? (desu, I'd like him more if he covered more non-jrpg stuff, really liked his nier/drakengard stuff)

>he only has one good vid
>oh my god such a shill keep parroting!
That's why I'm not arguing with you anymore. Disingenuous as fuck.

>Mauler's a fucking retard
Nah, I can't think of anything that would put him in retard status, he doesn't have anything like
>the town made him stupid
to put him there

Since Harris is the anti-christ of anything fun or sane, anyone who dismantles him so harshly and thoroughly deserves messiah levels of fame.

rip

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Am I being memed on? This isnt a painting its just warped from the camera lens. Why the fuck would you hire an artist to paint a pie?

You are literally parroting him though.
Don't even pretend you actually want to discuss anything, considering you called everybody not sucking his video offf a shill.

That's the exact kind of retardation I would expect from somebody listening to hamsterson, thanks for validating that one.
First try being vague, then try semantics and then accuse people of being insincere shills.
All out of the hamsterson handbook.

I think the first time he mentions it in a video he says he's bi with his reasoning being
>I don't get it, if there's a hole you can stick your dick in what's the problem? It feels good, a hole is a hole so go to town
Or something like that, which is basically Yea Forums's national anthem

Post the goddamn WebM already.

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>liking original content instead of jump cuts and le funnay zoom and epik Yea Forums meme reference
Get this shit out of here, we're a sseth board now

Holy shit fuck off, your back and forth with the other user was fucking tiring to read when it basically boils down to typical console war faggotry. Literally have sex you fucking no life loser.

Because it looks better than a photograph of your gelatin dishes.

>I'm just gonna make a bunch of shit up
Unironically seething get help schizo.

so le dragon guy is a book writer who reviews games? He must know how to judge a game's story right?

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is this supposed to be the MYFAROG cover dragon or what

Hmm
>vague
>calling other shills
>saying others are not genuine
LOL, try better next time.
Hamsterson fags really try everything to defend their god.

I OWN A SWITCH
HOW IS THAT CONSOLE WARRING

Oh and
>semantics

No need. Yea Forums is fine with shitty extensions.

LITTLE

Wow, the hamster fanbase sure are mad about people discussing something fun instead of his boring and worthless videos

i love when arguments on Yea Forums is more critiquing the other person's argument style then it is actually making an argument

Two of those arent me retard. I dont even like his videos as ive said multiple times.
>Your just lying!
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>semantics
no your just braindead

last (you) from me enjoy it

It's a painting, but the paper is really old, warping it

cock

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Oh

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>Missions vs obnjectives
What is the difference in the context of Mario?
None.

And if you don't care, why do you defend hamsterson so much?

Then how did you repress the memory of me fucking your mom last night

I want her to review my dick while I fuck her

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So why are eevryone actig like this has anything to do with Joseph then

my only issue with his shit is that is usually around 2 hours, a video a long length is okay every once in a while like gaming brits dmc 5 or if you are doing a series overview vid but if nearly everything is that long on one game you need to learn how to cut down on shit

>so much?
I said ONE (1) of his vids is OKAY why do you keep pinning shit on me i never said.

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I once watched Joseph Anderson stream through a game and I really wanted to die. It always feels like the guy is looking too hard to criticize.

I don't get it

>he doesn't know

What makes you think it is a painting? It is a fucking photograph. Look at the texture on the fabric, no artist is going to autistically paint that for $50. The fabric also gives you a clue about what happened to the warped perspective due to the camera lens.

I'm so happy TIR exists, though I dunno how he keeps it up with those horrible few numbers. Nobody understands kino.

>spot on
>good
Try not to lie.
And those went along with massive amount fo defending,

People act like they want good quality original content, but they don't. Yea Forums is currently a sseth fanclub and all he does is IS 4CHANNERS AMIRITE meme montages. And people here literally give him money to do it. He gets hundreds of thousands of views while something original and made with heart gets nothing. That's youtube, though. Shit floats to the top.
I'm just glad he's still doing it. It's so rare to see someone make things out of passion these days.

Holy fuck you're absolutely fucking retarded. I'm done here. Anyone with a brain can see what's happening.

...

>Al Russell has been fucking dead for years
>not a single video has a mirror

True. I think the main reason I like TIR is it feels like old internet. Someone with a camera just trying to make the best show they can with limited resources because they enjoy it.

You trying to weasel and shift goalposts to defend hamsterson?
Which is what is happening.

>sseth
He is literally mandalore with Yea Forums memes, its incredibly cringe worthy.

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sseths dicksucking defense force are just underage. meme videos age like milk. they'll regret their words and deeds within a year.

What are some interesting channels that aren't talked about much?

>one bench in the entire game has a depressed dude sitting on it
>wtf now I have to sit on every bench in the game!?!?!?!?
very smart hamsterson

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Where is he going? What was his end goal?

>the rules are cake

>can't even walk in a circle

The cake is a lie :)

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jesus christ
I hope you have forwarded all your research and results to mecha for analysis

What else could you say about him aside from that he thinks God of War 2018 is basically a “masterpiece?” An opinion like that is the single biggest red flag for any of these reviewer fags

That's like noticing that your controller vibrated on top of one hill and when you ground-pounded it you get a moon, and then you conclude that you need to ground pound every hill in the game.
Literally thinking on level of a child.

>he made a tweet parsing the last 2 star wars
>Hasn't even seen them
Gets my Noggin Joggin'

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I've never eaten a chocolate orange. How does it taste?

This is almost the same way i feel about Gamingbrit
Faggot either panders to the "epic 4chin memerz" or makes some of the most retarded contrarian videos i have ever seen

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>sseth content
>underage
I don't think you grasp how long he's been making videos user

Really fuckin' good mate.

I think his Silent Hills video was pretty reasonable.

clue is in the name

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The only appeal I could see is the strange fascination with hearing someone with mental issues try to dictate their thoughts (and fail)

>being a consolewar faggot

Please respond.

After he explained himself in the follow up video yeah. Because at first he said the game is a waste of time to care about.

>this is the master Maro player fags in this thread look up to
So much for people assuming he wasn't just retarded when he said you have to groundpound every spot.

This is the first time in a long time I got to use this image while really meaning it

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I got you bro
>MauLer
youtube.com/channel/UCXX1iQGufHujuIvQ38MPKMA
>AlChestBreach
youtube.com/user/AlChestBreach
>BrainScratchComms
youtube.com/channel/UC7xVh97yNiVhZksbdGu7nag
>Weekend Warriors
youtube.com/channel/UCbmex__O_bNkgrJG1Ld-z2A
>Skidonic
youtube.com/channel/UCDJ_6s9IqbvFSEz02fgAq3g
>SMUG
youtube.com/channel/UCEyjKmOKiytf12Mb5SqvJvQ
More in a sec

This
people here shit on everyone who tries at all and then when you find out what's popular here it's always the most low effort ironic zoomer shit
Never forget that Yea Forums is literally full of dumb kids

Al is a total faggot

>AlChestBreach
I haven't thought about this guy in years

Same
merry christmas

Who is TIR?

Part 2
>AceStarThe3rd (his voice is kinda gay)
youtube.com/channel/UCE-FjuFzFLtI3TQON2HiCVQ
>AllShamNoWow
youtube.com/channel/UCHQESNIbXuQM-QUeMf7CFjQ
>Kreal Tube
youtube.com/channel/UC8Jb0pdRKRNnfeOBpjmzsSQ
More soon
HOW??? he never engages in drama, his closest friend has cancer and he doesn't milk it and he uploads regularly. You are literally the only person who dislikes him

The Infinite Review
It's the series mechagamezilla is currently making
Each video works alone but there are good callbacks and a lose thread of storyline going through them all so it's fun to watch them all in order

I like smug and his cooking channel

guys stop i'm trying my best to not think about how much I want to fuck femowen

>>MauLer

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t. hbomberguy

wow, ok

He is even worse.

>StylesX2
youtube.com/channel/UCGFKfLXpbFr3IF7SpoAiMGw
>Bafael (kinda boring but very informative)
youtube.com/channel/UCtX2bD2XTL8LgykPcPY9GLg
>strafefox (great channel)
youtube.com/user/strafefox
>ChaseFace (Hit or miss)
youtube.com/user/ChaseFaceShow
>Shesez
youtube.com/channel/UCHTnEwQKNwm49CQeCVZogMw
>Nitro Rad
youtube.com/channel/UC-3J5xNrAbTLbU1gN8mMpOA
>MathasGames
youtube.com/user/MathasGames
>GameHut
youtube.com/channel/UCfVFSjHQ57zyxajhhRc7i0g
>brutalmoose
youtube.com/channel/UC18ju52OET36bdewLRHzPdQ
>Continue?
youtube.com/user/ContinueShow
>TheRedGambit
youtube.com/channel/UCxGggF6ydJIBssJmVLMx1_w
>Voxis Productions
youtube.com/channel/UCVm16YNvy3AaEG7T8bcPGtQ
This could be the last one...
Chillax Maulers fine.

>Chillax Maulers fine.
He is incredibly full of himself. Even his good content is just layered with smug, he is also part of the '/pol/' youtubers.

Kreal is unironically the best comedic youtuber.

I've never gotten any impression of smug from him. Also the closest tie he has to /pol/ is liking E;R's content, which is hardly abnormal.

>meme videos age like milk
youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

HONORABLE MENTIONS
>GnomeSharkLP(dead channel)
youtube.com/user/GnomeSharkLP
>Patty(dead channel)
youtube.com/user/pcull44444/videos
>Super Couch Fighters (dead channel)
youtube.com/channel/UCcROEQoAWOmcppZ6RTTLx6w
>Summoning Salt
youtube.com/channel/UCtUbO6rBht0daVIOGML3c8w
>HellfireComms
youtube.com/channel/UCCmjH6Qhxw09sdZCgT4nQOg
>The Consouls (BEST GAMING MUSIC CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE BY FAR)
youtube.com/channel/UChkiL7Q3d6I7gdgs34pYGHw
>Stryder7x
youtube.com/channel/UCYDnJiF0_RqSjkjvjRbG1tA

He is deluxe

Will Shammy ever upload again?

Oh and this guy
>dangitjm
youtube.com/channel/UCDShs_q7uW9-950YjFpXKWA/videos

Thats enough of me posting my kino tastes.

>he is also part of the '/pol/' youtubers.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Anyone can write a book.
Writing a GOOD book, however, is a different story.

He means he flips out about women.

It means their content is watchable.

Game Grumps is shit, but it's funny how literally not one person on Yea Forums will say anything positive about them and will have frequent threads about how much they hate them, but then an oneyplays circlejerk thread reaches maximum reply limit even though they make the exact same garbage, but "ironically"
Like you say, nobody should give a shit what the "consensus" here thinks because the place is full of tasteless hypocrites and people more interested in fitting in than daring to like or dislike anything that goes against the hivemind

you can watch it without having to be constantly worried that someone is going to make a joke about the president of the united states or anything equally triggering

I tried to read a piece of one once. It was the most terrible generic reddit/r/HFY shit imaginable.

I'm triggered by you calling minor annoyance being triggered, please delete this bigoted post.

what in the name of FUCK am I looking at here

gottem

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I dunno man, you posted it.

You're kidding right? /pol/s are the worst for that shit. I tried playing games with some Trumpos a while back, not caring about politics, and whenever a woman, nigger, or anything that wasn't /pol/ approved came on they'd all cry about it. Its absolute fucking insanity.

The key difference between the two is OneyPlays doesn't have any pretensions of grandeur.

are the right just going to do the same two or three jokes forever and ever? I feel like I'm still going to be seeing these ebin owns in 20 years time. have they got anything else?

Nah, I just legitimately have no clue what the fuck that even means.
Plus I enjoy the joke replies.

This is not okay to do

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Three is being far too generous

I am so confused wtf is going on itt?

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haha what

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>I'm triggered by this humour, stop it

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They're the same, user
How much "pretension of grandeur" you think each has depends entirely on what you think of them.
You could easily say oneyplays is worse because of the constant reaffirming that let's plays are toooooOOOOooooaaaatally shit, while also making hundreds of them and making bank from them and merch* sales

*LIMITED SUPPLY LIMITED TIME RELEASE

Got a video of it?

wait a minute I've seen this joke somewhere before

He's bi so he can say he's "chaotic bisexual" or talk about thinking anime boys are pretty. He's pretty much only gay for 2d boys but unlike trapfags it's a point of pride for him instead of constant denial.

What? Do I have a video of spergs sperging out on voice chat? No, why on earth would I?

Because why then would I believe you?

He's the worst channel on youtube. Total dogshit can' watch him. I give him a 7/10.

>the sand is making him stupid

ITT:

>YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DISLIKE SILENT HILL 2!!!

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Wow great point I guess go ahead and not believe me then? Okay.

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Fucking this. Funny as fuck, uploads way too infrequently.

>Baiting this hard
Maybe come up with real reasons why people are mad.

Well think about it, why should I believe that statement at face value.
Hell, you could madlib it to read;
>You're kidding right? SJW's are the worst for that shit. I tried playing games with some Fags a while back, not caring about politics, and whenever a woman, nigger, or anything that was progressive approved came on they'd all cheer about it. Its absolute fucking insanity.

Oh man I should post this to Yea Forums just to fuck with them.

They already do.

Okay

Can't say I'm surprised

Uh, okay?

>The problem with Bioshock Infinite is that they didn't say nigger enough

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Interesting point, if only there was some sort of proof that /pol/ flips its shit over anything 'sjw', like nonstop mortal combat threads, life is strange threads, and lately the niggeress in Nioh 2. If only.

What do you want me to say? I don't care if you don't believe me. So go ahead?

Just never make the mistake to follow him on Twitter. The dude is fucking insufferable.

>you're /pol/
>NO YOU'RE /pol/
You both should eat a fucking bullet.

Your first mistake was being a social media normie faggot who uses twitter.

I've often considered getting some terrible shit published on amazon just so I can play the "I'm an author :^)" card and have nobody argue with me about my opinions.

You're conflating shit talking/posting with being "/pol", they aren't the same thing user.

If you didn't care that I don't believe you, you wouldn't keep replying, either that or you're getting some form of entertainment from replying, in which case, why would I stop?

Nah, I'm just trying to figure out why someone would think anecdotal evidence is at all convincing.

Stop posting

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As long as my final product isn't as bad as this, I'll know I'm at least not the worst author alive. Considering I'm rewriting the entire book I've been working on for about a year now, I'm pretty sure I've already put more effort into it than Mr. Anderson here.

>this thread

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>Mauler
>The guy who went full autism on Hbomberguy(aka Yea Forums's guy) and made an 8 hour response miniseries to H's Dark Souls 2 video

Mauler should be in Garbage Fire Tier and should get the fuck off of the internet.

>the artist painted it stupid

>If you didn't care that I don't believe you, you wouldn't keep replying, either that or you're getting some form of entertainment from replying, in which case, why would I stop?
I'm not asking you to stop. You go ahead trying to win some kind of weird argument that you think is going on I guess.

>Silent hill is too complicated for him.
>I-i-i-ITS JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Dumb nigga can't even run in a circle in Mario.

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>You're conflating shit talking/posting with being "/pol", they aren't the same thing user.
Yeah its just a big coincidence that its always about women, nigs and mexicans in gaming. Nothing to read into there at all.

Hey man, it's what gets them (You)'s.
Hell, if posting pictures of raspberries would get them (You)'s, they'd do it.

Again, it's more that I'm curious why you think that would convince anyone than anything else.

LGR is at least A tier. Not all of his videos appeal to me, but the ones that do are incredibly well done.

>why you think that would convince anyone
I'm not trying to convince anyone. Right now I'm just entertained by your obession to defend /pol/ against someone who isn't even trying to prove their point. In fact you're the only person who even replied to my post, nobody else in this thread cares.

It's no masterpiece.

>The Dragon
>The Wizard and The Dragon

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>I'm not trying to convince anyone.
Then why post it? If the post was never meant to believed by anyone, why would you?
I'm being serious btw, this fascinates me.

Yes that's the one joke

I don't believe you're being serious, why would you post something if I don't believe it?

Wow what a fucking hack. I hope his retardation doesn't rub off on Mandalore.

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Yes user they've only been making oneyplays for 5 fucking years ironically

it is funny how many dimwits here genuinely swallow that kind of ironic detachment attitude wholesale

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Nothing more cringe than pretending you don't care. Like how podcasts 90% of the time start cutting in mid conversation with cringe conversation lmafo we weren't ready XD edit it out bros!

Absolute fucking shit.

Because it's made under the assumption that you would believe it, so should I then infer that you made the post under the assumption that it would be believed unquestionably, or just irrespective of whether or not others would believe it?

Why are you still posting? I don't believe what you're saying.

>watches three idiots screech and make baby noises and laugh at their own noises of game footage
cringe
>watches three idiots screech and make baby noises and laugh at their own noises of game footage... ironically!
BASED

it's the same fucking shit and one isn't better than the other because every now and then one acts like a smug aloof "cool kid" who says maaan this is all sooo duuumb

Because it's made under the assumption that you would believe it

Why are you still posting? I don't believe your posts, and if I don't believe them, whats the point of posting them? You should just leave Yea Forums.

>I don't believe your posts, and if I don't believe them, whats the point of posting them
Oh so you are positing somewhat serious questions, alright then.
The point is not whether you believe the content of the post, but more the intention behind it, if you do not believe I am posting with "good" intentions, then it would be to;
>convince you otherwise
>to deride entertainment from the conversation itself

Holy shit what a horrible list.

fuck off back to rebbit you newfag

Feel free to recommend channels instead of just judging.

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>not looking you in the eye
not heard of this. is this because people try to pretend that trannies dont exist and dont look at them?

The chat made him stupid

I'd rather just judge. Most of my subs are not video game related. Most video game shit is well known casual channels you and others already listed. But sure.

>B-Mask
Platforming nostalgia fag that has a few good videos
>NakeyJakey
Literally the most wholesome boy on youtube, does all sorts of videos mostly video game related
>Pete Complete
Has a good rimworld LP, but I'm a boomer who doesn't watch LPs so what do I know.
>Raycevick
Everyone knows who this is.
>Shammy
Funny but homosexual, doesn't ever upload
>Skill Up
Video game reviews that don't completely suck
>Ssethtzeentach
Uploads often and can be funny. I don't care for him much anymore as I've got bored of how much he relies on memes

Those are my only video game related subs.

...

He's not wrong that it's stupid and lazy writing to have the protagonist just "forget" he murdered his wife. The SH franchise is all style over substance. None of them are terribly well written.

nice work user
what the fuck is it

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>thread about game critics
If only.

What's "reddit" about the listed channels?

Reminds me of this youtube review of one of the star wars I once saw
>reviewer says he hasn't seen the movie half way through the review
>starts shitting on the viewers for watching youtube reviews

Wtf is his wife seriously Asian? Yikes. I don't think I can watch his videos anymore.

>tfw I've started threads pretending to be matthewmitosis and people eat it up every time

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>mfw I'm literally matthewmitosis, have started thread and people eat it up every time.

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>wow you all have such shit taste
>yes I am a fan of sseth
every time

I like his streams, he's pretty funny

based and baitpilled

What a shit meme

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