Heal someone

>not playing a healer who then proceeds to dominate the enemy healer all game long
Oh you wanted to take care of that tank you were supposed to be paired up with? Too bad, you're my toy now.

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>heal someone
>use that other heal ability you fucking noob. no, don't fucking stop. keep healing. keep healing!

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>heal someone
>they call me a sissy

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>girl

>heal someone
>they genuinely sound appreciative

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Why does this arouse me?

I like how the faggots have started to run away and hide to avoid the mean words.
At this rate, we might actually be able to talk about playing a support-oriented role without anxious promiscuous crossdressing suicide risks begging each-other for attention.

What mean words?

You are lonely, not because you lack friends, but because you are unhappy with yourself.
You are unhappy with yourself because you are useless and pathetic, and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Even if you had friends, you'd still be sad, because friends won't fix what's wrong with you.
You try to escape into your fantasies, but you imagine yourself as a weak anxious screwup. Even in your own fantasies, you're still a failure.
You are going to kill yourself one day. The sooner you do it, the less of a burden you'll be on the people around you.

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But you only now posted this

Oh, just this pasta? That's low effort bullying.

Less effort = better

Nah, you need to show me what you've got. I want some high effort bullying.

I hope you discord trannys get lynched.

>race up to random solo player struggling
>drop AoE healing zone
>they run out of it, and out of range, dragging the monster with them
>this is fine, I can res
>they immediately log out

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Bully how?

>Heal someone
>They bash your head in with a dumbbell out of jealousy

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Never liked this cunt from the beginning, and I knew I was fucking justified

>thanking healers after they dart into a fight for a clutch save
So gud

I’d there a better feeling in vidya than barely winning a PVP fight just because a teammate did some cool shit and let you go cuhrazy?

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Jealousy of what?

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>Play a healing class or method that is not "optimal" but way more fun
>Everyone bitches at you

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Now that you think about it, this is a pretty good feel.
But how many people do you think would do that, though? Make high-skill high-risk plays to clutch the win?
A lot of people who play support can't even tie their own shoelaces.

I'm not sure why, but I still ship Mondo and Chihiro despite this.

>Not Chihiro x Kyoko
Poor taste senpai.

Donald... Goofy...
Thank you.

Canonically it's because Chihiro can confront and overcome his emotional insecurities and become a stronger person, while Mondo is still tied down by his regrets about his brother and has a complex about not being strong enough.

Fanonically? Probably some gay shit idk.

>heal someone losing a 1v1
>they end up winning
>angry whisper from the guy who lost "FUCK YOU I WOULD HAVE WON IF WAS A FAIR FIGHT!"

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You're not exempt from doing dps if you have the time and mana to afford it. Idling while everyone's topped off isn't a playstyle. Stop being a leech.

t. WHM

It’s rare, but that’s what makes the feeling so grand.

To draw upon recent games, it’s like facing an endless mob in Mordhau with the enemy MVP leading them. As you’re about to get your face caved in by ten well coordinated hammers, a teammate decides to duel their big dick boy and gives you enough time to slaughter the rabble and enter the duel that counts topped off while he’s begging for a break after barely dealing with your madman support

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>A FAIR FIGHT

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I'm talking about HoTs while I primarily debuff and DoTs enemies. I fucking hate pocketing and watching over everyone else. Have some self actualization. Take control of your destiny you don't need me to handhold you.

support > healer

Mordhau really is a masterpiece. High skill ceiling, players can host their own servers, no centralised banning for wrongthink, and of course you can humble people who get too proud with a spam of kicks and punches.

They are the same thing

Who cares, they'll both service my thick tank dick after the battle

>heal the enemy
>enemy kill them
>they report you

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You don't even have a dick. Enjoy your aggro.

>tank tries to pull the entire area at once like a retard
>refuse to heal him because he's an idiot and deserves to die

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>Regens HP faster than the healer can heal

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>Salty strikers
Haha, enjoy hiding behind my wall of man meat while sticking your head out to do less damage than me because you're too baby to take damage
Maybe you need a good dicking to feel better...

No.

post dick

>DPS Infront of tank
Enjoy getting killed instantly because of instead of getting big and meaty you were learning how to shoot a gun

What do you want to see it?
I would but blue board, I would get a three day vacation for posting my meaty rod

>I would get a three day vacation
Just reset your router jeez

You disappoint me. Didn't think you'd be scared of a ban.

Sorry I can't, I'm too dumb to know how

Yeah I would really love to post it and not be able to respond to anyone who marvels over it

What was the point of even bringing up your dick then? I got excited over nothing.

Too fucking bad then, guess you'll have to go to one of the other 8 or so boards with dicks on them.

But that's boring.

YOU'RE boring so it's a perfect fit. Is there anything even remotely interesting about you?

Would you show me privately?

This is top-tier flirting here between you two

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>someone heals me
>x2

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Starting to get mean now? I like that.

I wish someone healed me IRL

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No, really. What makes you better than the thirty or so other choosy beggars?

Absolutely nothing.

Stop picking up stacks of the cannabis debuff and you wouldn't need healing.

>get healed
>class says automatic context-sensitive thanks line
>i press thanks anyways
>class interrupts one thanks line to say a different thanks line
Is this what it's like to spill virtual spaghetti?

>Heal someone
>They instanting run out of position and get killed before your cool downs finish
>WTF user WHY DIDNT U HEAL ME

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Don't lump me in with that. I just wanted to see his dick privately.

>Heal someone
>They shank you

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>>Heal someone
>>Don't wait around and move on because it's my job

Heal sluts are one thing, but you fuckers are worse because I end up developing a deep crush on you assholes.

>*cute girl*
btw he is from danganronpa and his name is
Chihiro Fujisaki

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I hate the autothanks lines
Everyone who isn't a nigger or woman quickly learns to ignore them, but I still feel weird when someone might misinterpret my actual thanks for autothanks or vice versa.

Literally how

And then what?

I dunno, what do you want?

And then he presumably jerks off to it.

>*leaks necrotic cancerous slime from neo-vagina*

Oh I'm not your "tank", he's probably ran off by now.

Sounds likely, if it was really nice.

thanks, mods

Well take his place then and show me yours.

Do you have a nice one too?

>jannies delete my actual vidya post

But what's it taste like?

>heal someone
>we continue completely normally because we aren't sex-obsessed degenerates

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>actual vidya
Well that's the problem.

>posting vidya in the gay ERP thread

Why should I have to thank you for playing your stupid game?
filename
wow this thread went far

>I’d there a better feeling in vidya than barely winning a PVP fight just because a teammate did some cool shit and let you go cuhrazy?
Yeah, there is. Winning a PVP fight because of your own fucking actions and skill.

idiots like you are why most of my friends stopped playing games with healers
in good games like Bloodline Champions a "support" can fucking 1v3 an entire team if he's fucking good enough. OF course you pocket healer tunnel vision tank cock sucker types can't do shit like that and would probably never cast an offensive spell in your pathetic healslut life

>wow this thread went far
don't ever reply to me or my hour and a half old post ever again

Imagine wanting to be thanked for doing your job
t. healslut

getting bullied is like getting thanked for a healslut

Please don't be so mean...

>revive someone
>they die immediately after
>revive then again
>they die again
>revive
>revive
>revive
>revive
>they quit the server
>me and their killer laugh about it in All Chat for minutes
The good old days of BF2

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Meh, not really, sadly enough

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I'm sure it's not that bad.

>Struggle to keep the shitty tank alive
>Tanks gets all the recommendations

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>Heal someone
>Heal the whole party
>Finish the dungeon with ease
>Everyone leaves

So where is the part i get to be used by whole party again?

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>use Widowmaker's ult
>get a row of "Thanks!" in the chat feed

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Chihiro only dresses like a girl. His junk is intact. This is an actual plot point, too.

>Someone tries to do this to me
>playing stunlock build
COCKBLOCK LEVEL: 100%

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you have to ask for it

>you have to ask for it
ftfy

It is that bad. But I'm at least not a little bitch.
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>Heal someone
>They fuck you

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I like you, user. And it's pretty cute btw.

Thanks, user. Sorry for the delay, wasn't feeling too horny before.
I'll probably get a vacation for this.

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Don't worry, it was worth the wait. Jannies have been slacking lately so maybe you'll get lucky and they leave you be.

>it was worth the wait

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>heal someone
>thank them for letting you heal them

Chihiro did nothing wrong.

>girl
>she
>her

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>tfw have pocket medic

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let me borrow them for a few minutes

Why should I thank you for doing your FUCKING JOB? I don't thank the tank for tanking. I don't thank the DPS for dealing damage. So you don't require thanks for healing. Know your fucking place faggots.

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Rude retard

If someone comes out of the blue and unexpectedly saves me from some ambush nigger, I thank them too.

not him, but the key word in your scenario is "unexpectedly". If you're out in the wilds and a good samaritan rushes to help you out, he deserves appreciation. However, if you're in a raid or playing a team-based game with less than 20 people on either side, the healer deserves no special treatment because by taking on the role he's agreed to do his part while you're doing yours.

No one said you should but it would obviously make them happy.

He's a retard to assume raid scenario
From the early posts, it looks much more like TF2 style "heal and move on" than MMO "stand there and mash buttons for a literal hour".

>not Chihiro x Ibuki

Plebs.

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but a Medic who comes out of the blue to heal you just before you take a hit is no different from a Heavy who shoots the enemy Scout before the hit can even take place. Both are just doing what they're supposed to do and in most scenarios deserve no thanks unless you wanna be nice or they really did go above and beyond (which, again, isn't restricted to healers).

if you look like that, it's ok, it's out of your hands

but if you look like that, dress like that and act like that, you're asking to become the wife of a straight man

good games in which there are healers other than tf2 and ow?

>heal non-stop
>retards just run away in different directions and die

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>not following them and dying with them
It's your fault.

>following
>in different directions

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>Not Dom Celeste x Sub Chihiro

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No one said to not thank those.
Thanking isn't mandatory, it's just something that non-autists do.
Shitting on thanking like that retard few posts above is autistic.

guess I was just arguing with myself over here. Oh well.

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>following them
>not jumping in the danger headfirst because the retards on your team are too timid to fight the enemy retards with their big guns and so they need some healer in a dress and a flashlight to show them how it's done.

*switches off healer*
Haha what now bully?

I can't really like Celeste anymore. RPers ruined her for me.

>switches onto healer
Idle hands are the devil's workshop, you slut

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all healers are trannies with mutilated dicks and will never be real women

>expecting honorabu 1v1s in team games.
You should join your dipshit friends.

>my healbot keeps the party topped off
>they get mad when I DPS down enemies

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>see a lowbie fighting a quest mob while I'm going somewhere
>smack the shit out of it to save him some time, since he'll still get credit for it, and move on
>"you didn't have to help me you know"
>"yeah, you're welcome"
>proceeds to go on a spiel about how he didn't need/ask for my help

I'm not sure why you'd play an MMO if someone taking a bit of time to help you is a thing that would make you mad.

>heal someone
>they tank for you

>Heals everyone
>Dungeon is over
>Party members start being lewd, every signs point to an orgy taking place soon
>Leaves the dungeon, seeking new parties to help as i simply have no time for mortal desires.

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>girl joins the guild

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Huh, I've never had that happen. I'll be mindful of those kinds of people in the future.

Please be patient with Kirito. He has autist.

im not gay but I'd fuck chihiro.

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>being a repair slut in BF4
>being a zerg stealth vehicle spawn slut in BF4
>thank you's from other squads
>keeping the choppers flying, keeping the boats afloat, the tanks firing
>win
>top 10 on my team from repair score alone

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based

same bro
i'm not gay either

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Me neither. I'd totally suck his dick.

Because he's the only guy Chihiro interacted with, and you want to see that cute boy get a dick in his ass.

hahaha
don't post more though

>straight man

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I just like to imagine Mondo relentlessly pounding Chihiro's but and then them cuddling afterward.

>doc heals me
>spam E

I genuinely stop healing if someone keeps spamming E while not needing it
And if it's a sniper, I'll remember the name just to never heal the cunt again

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i'm straight but i'd easily fuck him, cute face, small shouders, good hips and waist

shame about the flat chest

would you suck his cock though

I'm straight too and I'd easily let him fuck my ass and cum in my mouth.

i know it's a feminine penis and therefore not gay, but i have to pass on this opportunity

What are you, a faggot?

This
I'd grab the girly bitch and ride his dick until he gave me a straight prostate orgasm.

nothing wrong with that

yeah, i'm a little faggot about stuff like this, but i'd still lick his (clean) boipussi tho to make up for that

It's a trap

Finally another straight individual in this thread.

Getting kinda gay in here. Keep going.

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still a cute girl

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What are you talking about? Nothing but completely straight men in this thread.

100% heterosexual male here
I would gladly slurp the cum out of Chihiro's boipussy that other anons here have deposited

i wouldn't mind jerking him off, but i wouldn't suck his dick or let him fuck me. It's way too gay for me.

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I don't play MMO's. Who coinned the term Healslut and what's the story behind it?

too young bro

Atleast you're man enough to lick his boipussi. Doesn't make up for not sucking his dick though.

What i hate the most is when someone keeps calling medic when it's very clear I'M ALREADY HEALING SOMEONE ELSE. I can only heal one person at a time you fucking demonigger. Stop thinking you're so important and go find a healthpack instead of screaming in my face.

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>heal someone
>tell them your welcome
>either they dont respond and i keep saying your welcome and dont heal them until they thanks
>or they say it's your job to heal/cancel that/be ungrateful and i stop healing them
suck my dick

You're the straightest man in here. I feel like a total faggot next to you.

>heal group
>they keep thanking you over and over

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When did the days and trannies tale over the healing role? I remember healers used to be a devote role guided by the will to keep others alive and in the fray. Shit like paladins and templars and clerics (real clerics not fucking women/boys in thongs). This role used to be so fun. Now it's just an identity for fags to keep spouting their factor shit onto others and expecting, no, demanding attention. God I miss the days when healers were focused on healing and not being queers.

gay

if you not desire to pound a gorgeous trap, you're not a real man

>if you not desire to get pounded by a gorgeous trap, you're not a real man
ftfy

>pounding a trap
proves you're a real man
>getting pounded by a trap
proves you're a real straight man

words of wisdom

Reminder that there is nothing more straight than fucking another man. Gayness is a jewish invention to make men submissive to women.

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>i'll never have a trap girlfiend to bully him about his girly looks, then massage his female prostate to cheer him up

Life truly is nothing more than suffering.

Not really, Chihiro could also interact with Naegi if you spent time with him.

based

straight men from ancient civilizations dated girly boys because they were attracted to them and sometimes fucked other men in the ass to assert dominance

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Tfw want to princess carry a trap to bed and proceed to ravage them but am a virgin and would just embarass myself.

Just make an old balding priest and shame these faggots in your raid.

I'm too gay for manly men though. Can i at least fuck another trap?

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Just be the one to get ravaged instead.

Pretty sure its just girls play healers

>it's shopped
What a disappointment

I need his cock. Maybe we could strike a deal.

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That's some Blood DK shit,

I'm sexually attracted to boys wearing feminine clothing.

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same desu

That's fine.

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I'm sexually attracted to girls and traps wearing feminine clothing or naked, like any straight male.

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Yeah, but I don't care.

If you find it cute, who cares about sexuality. Mouth's a mouth.

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literally me

straight guy here, no one denies it unless we're talking about very insecure individuals

a male fucking another male is gay, however liking a trap is the kind of homosexuality a straight man can enjoy because traps are like tomatoes (fruit / vegetable)

I would love to get a taste. Pure curiosity, nothing gay, I just bet Chihiro uses nice soaps and smells really good.

cute bunny

I've got no more trap pics that aren't straight-up pornographic.

>heal teammate
>they grab you by your hair and hold you still while they give you a thick, hot facial until you're a soaking wet mess and you're marked with their scent so everyone knows you're taken

Apparently, even many of the clothed ones were too much for the mods.

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A good healer should know it's place, makes me hard just thinking about it

announcing your fetish isn't video game discussion, retard

user i promise i'm a good healer, i always prioritize whichever of my teammates is threatening to pin me down in a mating press and knock me up if i let them die

Discussing boys from vidya games isn't board-related?

>here's your female healer bro

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saying you like boys in dresses is not video game discussion. It's not talking about any video game.

Yeah you sound like a good healer, even if you made sure I didn't die I'd make sure to "thank" you with plenty of protein paste...

>tfw Yea Forums made you straight

the sexual harassment from the healslut meme is why i stopped playing heal classes

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Any FF14 healers around?

Shut up het

or else what?

THANK'S FOR THAT, BOSS!

I love Chihiro!

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looks like she has enough ass to withstand the whole party

F-for what?

To heal me of course.

S-sure I can heal you...
*Heals you, but looks flustered while doing it*
Y-you're going to be okay right?

i'm going to rape youre mom.

Yeah sure, but in game, dummy.

Hello, WHM main here. What's up?

>This thread
Later homos
I'm gonna fap to godly MILF unlike you gay faggots

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Is it gay to want to be a girl just so men could use you as a cumdumpster?

yes

are you a cute cat?

I am a Raen that dresses appropriately.

it's ok, you're a girl when you're wearing a skirt

This has literally never happened. You heal players hundreds of times. People would have to practically macro /thanks to their keyboard and smash it every few seconds cluttering up the chat with retarded shit

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I play AST sometimes if that counts.

Yes fagit

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no, but it is wrong
women should be subservient to one master only

Traps are, by nature, sexually indulgent people. It makes them fun for flings but unfit for relationships. A real shame, as the look/mannerisms are cute but unsustainable long term.

3D traps don't exist anyways, they're only a thing in anime. 3D traps are just ugly drag queens.

But this is 2D retard

I've seen enough pictures on the internet to know otherwise.

a real man would make the trap beg to become his trad wife

but that's exactly why 3d traps just aren't viable. good for a picture, but that's about it. unless you like twinks, but that just makes you a faggot

Post more, faggots

>I've seen enough photoshopped pictures on the internet
lol

Nah, one girl or boy getting fucked by many men is the best.

What a massive bitch lmao

everytime someone posts a 3D """"trap"""" they're always wearing those fucking masks because they know their face doesn't pass. So no, there are no 3D traps who can pass for girls. You're just a faggot who likes 3D males

>Heals someone
>"Ah didn't need your help y'know!"
Hurts just a little.

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>a real man would beg

It sucks because I'm not interested in women either. I think I could accept being gay if it weren't for the stigma, though I'd still prefer my partner to be aesthetically not manly.

based

prove it

>first thought I'd never get into 3D traps when I started the 2D ones
>now I've got a very large collection of 3D shemale and crossdressing porn
>and the fact that some of them still have clear masculine features only makes me harder

The slippery slope is real.

>the slippery slope is real
same, but on the other end

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Are you already far down enough that you want them to fuck you?

>having no self control
pathetic

No.

You assume I'm not enjoying it. You're wrong.

>consider myself hard gay
>get folders full of solo futa and futa on male
>then 2d solo male and male on male
>always self-inserting as the bottom when fapping
>check out 3d traps and shemales
>end up saving just a bunch and then going back to 2d
>acquire vagina fetish in the meanwhile
Nah, slippery slope only real if you never realized where you actually sit.

3d just doesn't contain my fetishes.
The shemales always have fake tits, rarely fuck dudes, when they fuck dudes it's often humiliation or some stupid shit like that.
2d futas make dudes cum by fucking them and that's what matters in sex.

Just know that it will happen. Have fun.

this is what too much porn does to a person

i enjoy some transsexuals, but they need to pass very well, some characteristics are very off-putting (huge feet / hands and no hips paired with broad shoulders)

kill yourselves you tranny faggots

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Retard

BASED

Where the discord tags at?

all trannies should be killed

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He's not a tranny you mongoloids

How so?

2D > 3D
Never went down that slope

>w-would you kill me anons?

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Yes

haha

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I'd rape >her to ego death.

discord trannies go back to

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Fuck off Madthad

I wish he was a girl...

faggot

I can't change my nature...

Pleb:
>draw a girl

Equite:
>draw a girl
>call it a boy

Patrician:
>draw a flat androgynous person
>reveal that it's a boy

>do a dungeon
>only one that dies
>receives 3 commendations for the first time

w-what did they mean by this?

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"Wait... You're holy?"
*You have been kicked from the group*

I can heal just fucking fine, thank you...

>missed a Chihiro thread
I love him so much bros you don't even know

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>repeatedly heal someone just outside of cover in direct line of enemy fire endlessly for the points
>literally unable to respawn or communicate because of how the mode is set up
>only option is to quit and lose all those points
>my face doing this for 15 minutes till the enemy gets me too

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I played 14 for a handful of months as a whm.

Not once did I not get at least 2 of the commendations.

Some basic ass fucking macros and your average group thinks I'm a fucking god.

How much do you love him?

Enough to accept that he wants to be manlier and stronger and willing to help him reach that goal

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And how do you plan to do that?

>Keep aggro perfectly
>do mechanics as necessary
>watch healer's mana bar and adjust speed accordingly
>never say a fucking word the whole time no matter how good or shit the group is

Where my stoic tankbros at?

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Take him to the gym and encourage healthy eating and an active lifestyle while also being a supporting husband through thick and thin

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That's sweet.

Not as sweet as him

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You're so cute, user.

>Healer
>Have one of the biggest fuck you spells in the game.

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make her one

Pleb:
>draw a flat androgynous person
>reveal that it's a boy

Equite:
>draw a girl
>call it a boy

Patrician:
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
>you keep ignoring it's a boy and keep treating the boy like a girl
>she loves it

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Chihiro is the cute one. I'm just a guy who loves him.

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That doesn't mean that you can't be cute too.

>all trannies should be killed
Shut up, Jill

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As long as I'm cute enough for him

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I'm sure you are.

>kill someone
>"faggot cheater reported"

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Why do I keep guessing that someone's a trap but then doubt myself? After Sarazanmai ep1 I'm just going to assume I'm right until proven wrong.

m8 he's 17

I hope so. He deserves someone he can stand proudly next to.

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>said tranny reddit nigger
Go dilate you fucking degenerate.

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>Going from 2D to 3D
There's your problem.

bully trannies

be careful, the ones from /lgbt/ will like that and fall for you

i sometimes wish i lived in a progressive place like rural yemen, where you deal with surviving rather than human stupidity for the most part

back in my day people just pretended to be gay in these threads for lulz and noadays you dumb niggers actually get genuinely mad at fagposting

40% yourself

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due to health issues they won't take me in official army, couldn't join local militias or whatever because of my relative paleness, french foreign legion i think had looser reqs, i'll have to look into it again
im also a cunt to work with
but damn would i like to work in a high intensity job

gymbro Chihiro is best Chihiro

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>Heal someone
>Just get default automatic responses devoid of any emotion in response
>CatGirlPlayingInstancedDungeonWithOtherPlayersThatDoNotInteractWithEachOtherSoSheCommentsSadlyThatItIsAsIfSheIsPlayingWithNPCsWebcomicThatICannotFind.jpg

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>Heal someone
>They thank you
>Apologize anyway

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you were getting hit on you autist

some healers are already born women, incel

Don't be so mean to him please.

ah, bone spurs. very good, lord fauntleroy, carry on

BASED syo

>buff someone
>they buff you back

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God I want to kiss that ass and eat him out after it's been left gaping from a huge cock spurting inside

But that's gay, user.

i'm not gay, but this motherfucker makes me hard as nails

i swear there must be some kind of wizardry involved in this character creation

What a faggot you are, user.

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I want to cut his flesh fang off.
And then fuck him.

Why would you do that?

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>hating the flesh fang
YOU FUCKING SLUT

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i don't know man, there's something about him that makes me want to penetrate him in all kama-sutra positions

OFFICAL MMO ROLE FETISHES

dps melee
>spanking
>feet
>double penetration
dps ranged
>bukkake
>watersports
>squirting
tank
>fisting
>bondage (dom)
>gangbang
healers
>chaisty cage
>cuckold
>furries
>traps
>humiliation
>bondage (sub)
>lolicon
>literally every single fetish

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>not wanting him to penetrate you
You really are a faggot, huh?

What is the deal with you persistent roll flippers? Some dudes just want to dick a trap without being dicked, why is that so hard for you to accept?

A-Arigato...

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I like accepting hard things.

>Making Chihiro your healslut in the V3 bonus RPG

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I have never once run into this subby healer meme in any MMO I've ever played.

the idea of being penetrated is disgusting

>closetfag seething
lol

>Tfw I was the healslut and didn't realize it until years later

And I like giving them. Traditional power roles in a relationship are my 'fetish' if something as vanilla as that can even be considered one.

incel thread

I'd love to accept yours.

Well obviously. If they could get girls then they wouldnt like traps in the first place

Sorry user, but I'm too old and decrepit for that sort of fun anymore.

I doubt that.

t. roastie

breeding attractive traps or ladyboys is only natural for straight men

it was a very common thing before the advent of modern civilization and its social constructs

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I don't like relations being based on a foundation of savage dickings either, so it'd be an even more poor idea. Sorry friend, but I'm just here to give unwanted opinions.

Hey cutie.

I understand. Thanks for being so nice though.

This whole place is basically built on giving unwanted opinions, and yours seemed reasonable enough, user. Don't put yourself down. If anything, just makes your hard thing sounds nicer than it probably already is.
Unlike that skinfang-cutting faggot

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non censored version?

Ew piecing

I'm not even surprised anymore that mods don't delete these threads.

Yea Forums jannies are trannies and femboys, everyone knows that

They used to delete these, even if it usually was after a few hours. Now they just let them stay up.

they don't even pretend anymore, look at this thread

It's pretty funny. They'll just delete a few posts here and there but let the thread stay.

If anything, it's an uptick in board quality

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I just find it interesting how they don't even pretend to care anymore.