Hey there user, what can I get you this on fine evening

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This shit was in that Gmod elevator

I think she looks hot

>"anal sex, please"

I want the real Tifa

10,000 needles tequila sounds delicious

Issac, get the plasma cutter

That Tifa is so terrible that my eyes immedietly drifted away from her and to the various booze bottles.

What do you think Moogle Mixer tastes like? I feel like it would have a flowery taste to it. Or maybe cherry, because of the pom.
I bet Self-Destruct just tastes like Fireball with a hint of charcoal.
10,000 Needles Tequila is probably the easiest to guess the taste at. A strong tequila with a hint of cactus flavor. I don't know how I feel about that. I mean, some cactus tastes pretty good. Prickly pear has an almost green beany taste. But I can't imagine how tequila would taste with a green bean tasty cactus extract injected in. Do you think they use actual Cactaur? Or am I overthinking this and they just call it that because it's green. Like the FFVII equivalent of big boy ecto-cooler. You drink it because it's green, but it doesn't *taste* green.

Also I'm pretty sure Tits n'...Cognac? is just some home brew shit Tifa sells that is literally just her breast milk without any alcohol in it at all. I mean, this is a sleazy slum bar. Industrious girl, though. Cleaver making the bottle the exact size and shape of one of her tits with a nipple bottle.

...uhhhhhh

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ok we have this now

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Obligatory.

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>you'll never help tifa drink booze out of her twat with a crazy straw

feels BAD man

sorry ms i dont drink alcohol because im not a sad excuse of a human
now put down that poison and join me in a conversation about why you should stop being a whore

I'll have a freshly squeezed milkshake

You'll have to squeeze them out yourself, it's manual.

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her face is cute, Cute!