No video games about frogs

Slimy bastards
Plus they hop as their main mobility option.

frogs and toads are in the same family

No but you'll hear how many sick fucks want to unironically fuck frogs if you just post a basic non sexualized image of one.
How is this shit okay?
I know that thread was deleted but what the fuck is wrong with you people?

youtube.com/watch?v=vhywWia6II8

OP's picture is of a toad

Also

Frogger

You only say that because you've not tried how it feels.

Amphibians are the least interesting life forms on this planet. Probably the whole fucking universe if there's life out there

More interesting than you, faggot

fuck you they're rad. lizards can't even heal as good as salamanders.

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>lizards cant heal as good as a mythical fire breathing creature

call game stop ask of they have any games about frogs.... They hang up immediately, Well ok

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Say that to my face not online see what happens

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They are literally stomachs with legs. Anything they can fit in their mouth they'll eat without a second thought.

A giant frog would be a killing machine

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Post your favorite frog from vidya. I'll start.

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youtube.com/watch?v=se9VNhv4LkU
youtube.com/watch?v=aOLqO56fiFA

They're also the most endangered sadly because muh water quality.

Incorrect. I'm a member of the most intelligent species there is and so are you
Boring

All toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads

Uninteresting

I like his little dance

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right, but theyre really small and harmless
snakes i can understand because they can be venomous, but frogs/toads?

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>"Yeah, I 've watched TierZoo. How could you tell?"

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dumb ass, the mythological ones couldn't breath fire just immune to it

Not already mentioned:
>Frogatto and Friends
>La Rana
>Kero Blaster
>They Breathe
>FROG (a student project game)
There's also an android game whose name escapes me. Kero something Hero? It was kind of like a Tower Defense / Snake hybrid staring frog armies.

Chub toad chub toad at your door
Run away quick or you'll run no more

based

>Projecting
I never watched that shit for the titles alone. No matter how much they're recommended to me. I'll just assume you know a lot about it, judging by how familiar with it you sound. Is it just capeshit power levelling but with animals?

also:
frogmind

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Everquest had a frog race

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I like frogs but fuck that one specific kind which sprouts froggies from fucking holes in its back, and fuck that one Adventure Time episode for making me aware of their existence

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>what are toxic frogs
Is this the power of American education striking again?

>I'm a member of the most intelligent species there is
I guess that makes you an outlier then.

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It's just national geographic for gamer retards. It's fun.

Well vidya frog enemies are seldom small

Most of them shits live in unga bunga land.

I've samefagged this game hard in many "games only you played" threads throughout the years and never got a single (You). It's really fucking underrated.

Nah, we know about toxic frogs, that user is just dumb.

You're safe, fren. That's a Suriname toad, not a frog

No need to lie user

youtube.com/watch?v=igxLpVN50Ro
this is a pretty good game

Care to explain why?

Don't only third worlders have deal with that shit?

You mean the frogs that use it as a defense mechanism?

youtube.com/watch?v=e0bhy7i1hfc

I still haven't met anyone who's played cubivore

>least interesting life forms
>Metamorphosis
>Breathes through skin
>Sick jumps
>Extreme poison
>REGENERATION
I bet you don't even look like a giant dick salamander or huge sperm tadpoles, silly ape.

I want to make love to this frog with the lights off, for the sole purpose of procreation whilst holding hands.

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Then don't play Decapattack. The 2nd boss is that.

part of it is that they can rapidly fuck up a population if you don't control them, just look at cane toads

this game was a pile of shit
i got it on the pc and it controlled like ass

Frogger

Even fucking insects can do those lame things

snakefags btfo

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>I still haven't met anyone who's played cubivore
heard of it but never played it if that half or 1/4th counts

>vidya

Yes, and if you remove the frog in question from that region, their slime ceases to be toxic, as it comes from something they eat, specific to that region of the world.

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Yeah and you can't

Whoa.

That is a screenshot from the videogame she's in, where she is a playable character.

>epic battle to kill the mighty serpent
>cuckold session just going on the right

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I can build, wield machines and I'm fucking gigantic. I don't need those things

>Doesn't know the meaning of "vidya". Tsuyufags are retarded

Cope

youtube.com/watch?v=mv3R_-uQb2I

Yikes

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Have sex

Why'd you post a human?

Slippy from starfox or Wart from Zelda

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Just don't put them in your mouth and you'll be fine.

Have regenerated limbs
Breathe through skin
Jump 10 times your height

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This gif will never not make me laugh, they're so fucking dumb

Have limbs as easy to torn as paper
Can't swim as deep as a human
Humans can jump higher
Seethe

Maybe. If nothing else you'd think he'd know about the brightly colored rainforest frogs...

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>that cup-shaped plant
cute

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Ask a frog to lift a heavy object, pilot a tank and play video games

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>the toes are permanently in "flip the bird" configuration

user when was the last time you did any of those.

Explain
Elaborate?
Great game btw

What are you trying to imply here?

>Humans can jump higher
Not even remotely close

Retard, frogs have a longer jump, not a higher one.

Why are frog bosses so gross bros

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what was his fucking problem?

(((Frogs)))

I hope you guys will report any nazis that use this symbol in games

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frogs even eat each other, what is wrong with them?

How are the frenchies jewish?

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if you were woken up by somebody trying to shove a burger into your mouth how would you feel?

>A giant frog would be a killing machine
hot

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hahaha i-i-imagine

This would be pretty funny if it was 100% a joke and not a retarded attempt to "le make le libs do le dum shit".
With nouveau-/pol/, it probably means the latter.

explain me this reaction frog experts
youtube.com/watch?v=iQrjbRz3y7A

Run bro, and don't even think of teleporting

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>party member fuses with you

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the only thing I like about /pol/ is their sheer creativity to come up with bullshit the mainstream will chug
and their locational autism I guess

>GET OFF MY BOARD

youtu.be/d3K8WAB2fKQ

The gurgle when it gets dropped in the water lmao

What game haha

Fucking lol

i only watched it because of you
thank you that was funny as fuck

Snake vore>frog vore
Slime vore> all

FF9

The poison dart frog is more poisonous than every snake. Even the Inland Taipan, the most poisonous snake in the world, isn't as dangerous as poison dart frogs.

>isn't as dangerous
Isn't as poisonous, you mean, I highly doubt a frog is more dangerous than a snake.

Anybody else scared shitless of frogs? I can handle pics of them just fine but videos of the big fat ones is where I draw the line. A little frog got in the house once and I completely shut down and panicked. I just barred the opening under my door and went to bed.

Frogger you dipshit

Faggot.

r u for real?

kek

Everyone knows yoshi is a frog

lmao at retards calling dart frogs dangerous itt
just dont eat it you dummy
yes, its more poisonous than any snake on earth because no snake is poisonous. snakes can be venomous.
you can have pet dart frogs you goon.

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>Swampy's revenge
>didn't exist prior so his vengeance is pretty shoehorrned

Resident evil 3

This thread makes me want to fap to Aqua again

Yu Gi Oh has great cards

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this was one of the first games I played and I hated it

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OP is a babby zoomer with no history knowledge whatsoever

what an ass
why did he even do that? it's obvious he's too big too eat.

Final boss of smb2

Lel
If I remember well all of them wanted to fuck the serpent or some shit

Is it good? Anime or manga?

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>tfw I beat this game multiple times as a kid and genuinely enjoyed it

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nigga there's Frogger

I honestly have no idea. I think it's a genetic phobia related to "slimy" things, like why people believe snakes are slimy and scary, with absolutely no basis. Probably the same thing happens to frogs and lizards, as it does to snakes, with people. It's fucking dumb though. At least arachnophobia makes a bit more sense, since they're 8-legged multi-eyed, fast, posionous, armored, emotionless monsters that are tiny and can walk on air with their webs. That's pretty fucking horrifying. A snake is just a long lizard that's sometimes poisonous, but a frog is just a fat piece of shit that's usually small and autistic. No idea why people get freaked out over them.

heh

I sympathize with your disgust, user. Funny enough that's exactly the same way I learned about their existence to.

why do frogs have such severe autism

>he never smoked a frog

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I liked it watched it when it was on Netflix as a kid. I think o remember people saying the sub was boring and to watch the dub as they rewrote a lot of jokes to better make sense. Tons of seasons and movies so definitely check it out.

That goes for almost quite literally everything from many rodents to humans to canines, felines, grazing animals and deer, to even many plant species and is hardly indicative of some property of frogs. Wilflide populations are in a constant state of flux and chaos as a result of the countless complexities of nature and population control should only be applied in extreme cases where humans were the cause.