ITT: IRL bosses
ITT: IRL bosses
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*hops behind you*
How does one have such mastery of sticks & birds?
Decades of fishing the traditional way.
Time bending Tyrone the destroyer
You unlock the class option around lvl 78 if you chose to play as the chinese race
He's a cormorant fisher. There's a snare around the birds neck to stop them from eating big fish
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DSP the Unkillable
the way he turns around is like this fat piece of blob, but then he crosses his arms trying to pretend he's a badass
>he outlasted both machinima and tbfp
how does he do it?!
Looks more like a quest giver/travel related side character
Only if you roll a male character, they lock classes to race.
Every time
Someone give that dog a hamburger
looks dope
should be an endgame armorset in cyperpunk desu
>roll a female in chinese server
>spawn in PvP zone
thanks for explaining why the gif is funny!
>combine two cute characters with cute demon forms
>get this abomination
At least the human form is nice
>boss can charm your entire party
She could be a Final Fantasy villain
Avant garde fashion is too easy for these threads but also too good to pass up.
That looks cool as fuck.
modelling is such a shitshow
amazing how people turn into millionaires just by designing literal clown suits
Still one of the scariest videos ever recorded.
So creepy how hes right in his face at the end
>Lose boss fight
>"A deal's a deal, user"
Redpill me on the fashion world
>boss is waiting for you
Madame Laser
I know right? Like it takes genuine talent to design good looking clothes then there’s these fucking clowns.
ever heard the phrase how the good die young?
well neither machinima nor tbfp were good but compared to dsp the phrase still stands
>constant frenzy buildup
shit boss
>You will be the flight leader, TIE DEFENDER Alpha 1. You will have two wingmen for this mission.
>Your craft will be armed with 8 advanced missiles.
You aren’t ready yet, my child.
>it's an ambush boss
You do not spark joy.
It is time to remove you.
fuck, it's ultimate donald
is it true that he finally unJUSTed his life?
I'm the fuckin boss
is this one of those things where people cosplay as the convention center?
This fag moves with the grace of a potato
at the high level, i think its more about wearing contemporary art pieces than wearing anything conventional
>horror boss has a twin sister
Yes
His alimony time ended few months ago
Catwalk designers are wilding.
bugged arm-crossing mechanics
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
It's a meme, a joke.
They're essentially turbohipsters dabbing on their hipster peers by making the wackiest shit they can get away with.
what is even the point of this
>salubri ghoul
They’re just tryna be as weird as possible.
>Objective: RUN
Wrong SMT game
Cool as fuck
defeat me by not defeating me, win by losing, my weak spot is my strong spot. Only when you know they way that is not can you know how to defeat me. Only when you know that you are not, only then will you become.
>succubi charms party member
>Fight
>Item
>Magic
>Run
This is what skub does to you in long term.
The god of this world
PREDICTABO!
Voldo is looking fly
Are you shitting me
>Welcome to 40k
Baphomet finally fixed his gyno?
About time
>dexfags
>not having a tarot hat
Deus ex character
I could see this guy as an enemy commander in an RTS
>Being anti-skub
Get the fuck outta here
>spiritual Bully sequel final boss
thread theme
>boss is literally fucking invincible
IRL Satanists removed the tits to make is easier to install infront of the courthouse.
Jesus is coming. I hope you're ready.
>maxed evasion stat
I hate when games cheat like that
He looks like a villain who only does evil because he thinks he needs to and doesn't know there is a better way.
>Jesus is coming. I hope you're ready.
Fuck, I'm not
I'm in a nogunz country, defenseless against the massacre
>Continually attempting to go for the head instead of going for the core in that situation
Was that boxer literally retarded?
>boss gets buffs from fire attacks
>get hit
>lose rupees
Ali got in his head, that was a major part of his fight plan, to get his opponent upset and have them start doing dumb or predictable shit
>enemies can o-- slip beneath the door?
i hate multi-add boss fights. just let me 1v1 a boss don't make me fight like 3 at a time its hard to keep track of all of them I'm looking at you ninja gaiden
He’s grown too powerful.
Probably some Dark Souls side character armor.
what's the story behind this one?
kino
Based movie, based poster
>sucks all the dicks
>fingerless glove meter maxed out
I need to stop using it as a dump stat
always reminded me of the MJ12 commandos
Incorrect, poser. Stop posting.
There's a man goin round takin names
uwu mount me daddy
>boss has no humanity
>boss has a second, more powerful form
Why do people care about this guy again? Is he the lolcow of Hollywood or do people actually like him?
That's your funny sidekick + shady mastermind
Should be Malcolm X in the sky instead
I feel like murrican porn ruined me, I can't watch censored stuff.
Bayonetta's looking fresh
He's like Team Rocket duo from the Pokemon cartoon. He's literal IRL comedic relief.
knight and potion seller tag team duo
Finally, an excuse to post this.
My name is Marty Mcfly Williams and im about to bomb Pearl Harbor
That kid is gonna steal his phone. Hard to chase down the little shit who just crawled into your stall when your pants are around your ankles and there's still dookie between your cheeks.
nice
can't he just... punch him?
I still do not understand how this isn't just an eclipse. You would not have the brightest portion just outside of the black hole.
>floorse
>tserriednich.jpg
it's a fake video recorded for laughs
Might be an accretion disc from a quasar.
You ever tried to punch someone while taking a shit?
Literally The Sphinx from Mystery Men.
its called the accretion disk i think, its basically matter traveling in/out of a black hole at insanely high speeds, causing super heating of matter and the halo light effect or something. been a while since i've read up on space stuff.
FOOL!
kinda hot desu
that file name
literal autism
>boss requires every other boss to be beat without getting hit
>and it has multiple insta death phases
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by appealing to a super low IQ fanbase full of autists and retards. it's not that hard to do, just paint yourself the victim and make sure you use things like dying parents for money
the portion just outside of a black hole is an accretion disc, where matter is swirling in, at a significant portion of the speed of light, before it goes beyond the "point of no return" called the event horizon. The matter is heating up and giving off a lot of radiation, but as soon as it gets to the EH, you see nothing more of it, leaving a large black spot in the center. That is the black hole.
>IRL
probably became a frustration/embarrassment thing at that point, like when someone plays keep away with a short person but the short person keeps reaching for the thing
Gepetto, the Dollmaker
Autist needs to shit, does not understand that he can't he can't shit with someone else using the stall because autism, enters stall. Had this nearly happen to me once back in high school but the tard wrangler finally showed up and hauled him off
whats his finishing move quote?
It’s an accretion disc, stuff getting sucked into the black hole collides so violently that it generates ridiculous amounts of light and energy. This phenomena is called a quasar, and they’re the single brightest known phenomena in the universe. Sometimes you get one that’s even more ridiculously hot and bright, to the point it is renamed a blazar.
actual shit flinging would be the optimal defense while ina stall
>habbo raids
>Climb the tower senpai
I thought turtles were bro tier
My man yosuke looking Gillette™ fresh
post him now, he's got more tats
It’s kinda cute.
they just do it for fun
it's like shitposting
I'll BEE seeing you around!
Just Bee Yourself
It's just enjoying some fruit
mr. cool ice is BASED
tommmyyyy gun
wait a goddam minute what the fuck
holy shit now this is fashion
It was an exhibition
>tard wrangler
Haven't heard that one in years. Thanks for the late night kek
I've always wanted to hear the audio of this
>So user why don't you have a gf yet?
Snapping turtles are not bros. They are rocks that learned to hate
>ally betrays you
“Did that STING?! Nyeheheheh! I gotta run now kid, but it’s BEEn a pleasure! Nyahahahah!”
the only reason a girl would ask you this is because she
>wants to find out if you're gay
>wants to fug
>wants to bully you
Because relationships go no where in your early 20s.
I wonder why some of those shitposty fashion designs haven't been used in a surreal RPG, or if the finished designs are too expensive to license then hire an actual fashion designer to do pre-production work.
Texas looks like that??
>boss uses the power of friendship against you
n-nani!?
Uh oh
Ah good hunter...
Tranny
Battle has to take place right there on Yonge street. All the fucked up homeless people need to be his trash mobs
>fashion
>license
Fashion has almost no copyright laws. Clothes are deemed too have too much utility to start fucking around with that. I agree, it should be used in a game like that.
Hitman delivers a pizza in St. Petersburg.
>not even his final form
kek
How do you think he likes his coffee?
How did you find my gameplay of Yakuza?
more
for some reasons:
>2D>3D
>women are whores who only look for money
>a lot of problems
I don't buy video games either, so why I have to spend my time with someone who will, eventually, cheat me with the fucking Jamal, fucking roasties!!!
unfunny joke-thief
>That Dolphin chick from Bojack.
Oh, bee hive
>The diviner girl fell
reminds me of the god of war 3 final boss
>Sif's frat days before settling down past the forest
>skin is not white
lmao.
FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN
SOURCE??
Asking for a friend
Black. Iced.
>boss returns 30% of melee damage
>have to cheese boss fight if you play hand to hand build
RX-160 Byarlant
do stepping on these actually hurt that bad? I mean fuck man it's not glass it's just little plastic shits, sure they have edges but cmon now
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>boss mind controls random party member
God the absolute unit.
They dont generally eat fruit actually
Poor guy was hoping for a fish
but that's a party member
Zero definition
Where's the nip slip?
He looks like he ate his neck
Not when they're that close. At least not me because I'm not a footlet with paper soles for the feet. Any man with a shred of masculinity would stomp that shit like me.
>fight a tutorial boss
>secret boss fight is an upgraded version
looks like a miniboss from a Yakuza game except that he's white
it's a normalfag meme
they hurt like hell when you least expect to step on one
this what a bioshock movie would look like if directed by john faverou
Nope, just mad as fuck
When you don't expect it's a nasty jolt, esp. when you step on one that's still factory fresh and the edges haven't been beveled by time and usage.
Looks like the Assassin in Hunt: Showdown
>Boss lives in his own fantasy world
!
It's like stepping on anything else that has sharp edges. And unless you're a manlet, it gets more painful when you're an adult because of your own weight pushing down on it.
>boss has telekinesis
>If you want to see the boss, you'll have to go through me first
when will it die
it's a waste of oxygen
we've come a long way
>So, you made it after all. I'm impressed...
What a fucking professional
Malcolm X favored segreation and was friends with the leader of the American Nazi Party retard. MLK was a CIA backed operative.
Hall monitor lizard
>ora ora you've some nerve coming round here small fry
There's enough of them close enough together that it wouldn't hurt. It's only when you step on a lone piece that it fucks you up.
Its spelled favreau
Youre probably right though
Reminds me of T7 Geese
>boss you killed in the previous game returns
our lord
retard
is that fucking Willem Dafoe from Platoon
Yeah youre such a boon to society yourself
Watching deranged people is a special kind of sad.
EXCALIBURRRRRR
The boss that starts with a handicap
>He now brings around a pony with its own Sonichu medallion
The Chris-Chan saga has lost its intrigue, but goddamn.
Fucking yaoi proportions
Fujos are subhuman
Think of high fashion as "clothing as a medium for art," not as anything close to practical.
>boss doesn't stop growing until it dies
I wish I could report you for being Chinese.
step up senpai
just jesus statue that caught fire a while back. I think there's video of it somewhere...
telekinesis in wrestling needs to be regulated. that move was bullshit
>you will never be as huge as those guys
it hurts
>Throw punch at groin area knocking out the kid who is playing the legs, kid playing the head falls off the other's shoulders
>boss has debuff that reduces sanity over time
>burning jesus
There is justice in the world
>boss have a tragic backstory
I have a puzzle.
kek
>you will never be this happy
>That feigned concern he has to feel when she starts complaining about her breasts
this
PAIN.....
>looking glass knight
>thought this was something from a music video
>turns out its some greek art festival
>there are multiple layers of that gunk on his head that he twisted into different shapes
greece you scary af
Aye, siwmae. He's finally ripped the money succubus off his soul and even copped him a cute black chick too. He won.
MAKE IT STO
>You would not have the brightest portion just outside of the black hole.
What's with Americans posters and just talking shot with 0 knowledge of the topic?
you know ive always wanted to see chris chan recover from his autistic bullshit and become a normal person but im pretty sure that will never happen
...don't I know you, fellow legionnaire?
>The Horse Queen
If /fa/ had a boss
Remind me of the Doll Maker in Welcome to the Game.
>You there, give me that thing...
>Your Big Mac
excuse me what?
What are the black bugs, beetles?
YOUR SURROUNDED
his work is just so disturbing I cant look away...
he was literally seething
SONICS ARE SPIKING
I'LL DO A CHECK
>boss has an extended range
>Not specializing in AoE and kiting the bosses together to burn them down.
Poor little hero, these are your bosses for tonight
What does pot of greed do?
what a fucking powerhouse
hello, daughter of Janos
if you turn the console clock ahead he dies from roids
it's called fashion sweetie, read a book
Beegone.
>fight
I hit him with a bat for 40 damage
>Find out the final boss is just a mentally unstable puppet for the real final boss.
Nintendo did it.
>You chose [Interact with Depressed Dog]
>You don't don't have a high enough Charisma stat to complete this action
If you niggers actually want to know, these extravagant fashion designs aren't meant to be worn by celebrities or anyone but the runway model. They're art pieces shown to set the mood/theme for the current lineup or show or what have you.
If Kakyoin and that Spiky eye patch guy from Bleach had a baby
That's the protagonist.
>Charm the boss
>Boss becomes a party memeber
>bunch of npc clones in black clothing vs the protag in a flashy shirt
This fight was decided from the get go
>the hive demands a sacrifice
All the bees on him swarm you but don’t sting, instead they cover your body entirely cooking you alive
>Boss has high defense stat
and you thought they were just making these mother fuckers up
To create a cool looking boss. Hell yeah I want a tophat snow ninja.
>Boss always knows your position
Who, Zant?
>boss was so rich she turned her fortune into magic
these are my favorite Yea Forums threads
You think that's bad, try watching hentai, piracy killed the American market so we can't even get uncensored stuff anymore.
>I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>nigga reading two books at once at max fly
That's the second best nigga picture I've seen in my life.
Confirmed yo not have stepped on a Lego.
Have a bunch of you get siblings and have always had them for 2 decades now. I've seen grown ass men step on Legos and their knees collapsing underneath them after their body failing to understand the pain of a plastic 2x2 brick being wedged into the soles of their feet. And I am not ashamed to say I'm one of their ilk.
lol
Sarah Jay
Yep
Alimony's finished and he's gotten some good series deals.
*pop* siiiiiip
yep, go and get me a water chip vault dweller
sara jay
>have a bunch of siblings and have had them for 2 decades now
That's really interesting
Most people stop having siblings after ten yeara or so
Reminds of that tribal lady from far cry 3
CON VS DEX
Post the first best you nigger
Woah, this kangaroo’s jacked.
>Leader of the enemy army is a cake
>/lolg/ reference from years ago
Hello?
It draws 2 card, You can use as many of it until you draw all 5 exodia
...
I've stepped on plenty.
Maybe it's because I don't suck cock, faggot.
I need to find more lesbian stuff by her.
The way the Japanese do it is much more, dainty.
What game?
Depends where it hits and how calloused your feet are
give me milkies mommy*
>cursed artifacts can change stats
Its ok user, I understood the reference.
Let's plot a course, user.
INTERCOURSE
what a fucking pro
Didn't Malcom X say that white people love King because they can abuse black people without retaliation thanks to pacifists like King?
>immune to stun, daze and other fortitude and immobilizing effects
>almost fucks up crossing his god damn arms
Top lel, with sound please?
>was friends with the leader of the American Nazi Party retard
Jon, it's time to stop with these outlandish claims.
SMTcore
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
Stay mad, tiny bitch
This. Imagine if you could get real women to wear all the designs you doodled in high school.
Using pictures from Wasteland Weekend is almost cheating
look at this retard
Are those poses all predetermined or does he get to come up with them himself?
that is some fucking skill right there
>Donna Dimmadome, Matriarch and Shadow Ruler of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
The fact that it's MLK is part of the joke.
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
>good series deals.
which ones?
Good lord.
Nigger of Cinder
>It a underwater boss fight
GOLD THREAD
Etika?
he's using the multiform technique, his power level will have been reduced!
One more God rejected!
BEEKINI
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Definitely a Bloodborne boss
Olav please no! i wont fail next time! helvete!
Cause I'm a loser.
those first two can be safely discounted
FOX, THAT'S ONE OF OURS
I don't have it, but you can have this instead.
Hotline Miami 3 confirmed.
have sex
Doom Patrol for DC, Trust, Condor, etc. Decent series with enough promise for a couple more seasons
>When you're so fat your brow starts eating your glasses
Maybe next time you'll give some thought... and bee careful.
The crazy ass shit you see on these runways are usually an exaggeration and mash up of the ideas the designer is working on. Only elements of which will actually make it to stores.
Your thing is a catalog shoot. All the outfits are modeled in a fixed set of poses.
is that the duck from last years E3?
master mirror
They're actually fairly soothing to step on, especially if you stamp down hard
Try it, it's like a little foot massage
Why go full retard near the end?
Favorite Conan story.
EEEHEHEHEHE
I HAVE CHORTLES
>Ronald, Soul of Burgers
Say what you want, that guy sold it crazy well
uhhhhhhhhh bros?
lol good one
It's a shame that no one on Yea Forums knows who this is.
yep
n-nani?!
They're pretty sturdy so all the pressure from your entire body weight goes straight into one tiny spot on your foot. But with all of those bunched up together like that it makes a sorta bed of needles effect where the pressure gets spread out so it doesn't really hurt that much.
Herro, user.
It is time to taste the brade of a 1000x forded steel.
he was hilarious on Last Comic Standing
>they ask me why you breathin so hard
>so I can live what kinda question is that
everyone likes the underdog
you just know
>bundychu uses a gun
c'mon man
It's like the Bop It of posing. Looks kinda fun.
>You're ten years too early to compete with the Dragon of the Dojima family
Looks like something out of Deus Ex MD or HR
they could fold that blade 20,000 times and you still wouldn't be done with Death Stranding
Cute loli on the left.
I like how he added all those little skulls to symbolize the lives he's taken
>set.speed anim_change 500
that's a tranny isn't it
Let us fight user!
fuckin rad
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The Nintendo Guardsman
Complete with theme
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>The goal of the game is to have a happy life.
>The evil is sealed
Kek.
>he un-JUST'd himself
good for him