Object directly behind you will become the basis of Dr. Wily's next new robot master...

Toilet man

>clarinet robot
Wily is fucked
regular crowd shuffles in

>Belt Man
Well that could be a cool idea on name alone, the stage could utilize a lot of conveyors & mechanical engine pulley systems.
>it’s specifically a clothing belt
Fuck, nevermind.

>there's an old man, sitting next to me
>he's making sticking his dick in a glass of tonic and gin

>Box Fan Man
so Air Man?

HE SAYS SON CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY

IM NOT REALLY SURE HOW IT GOES

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>Pillow Man
Clearly weak to Chair Man's weapon

BUT IT'S SAD AND IT'S SWEET
AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE
WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER FAGS CLOTHES

NOOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO,
OH NONONONO NO NO NOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

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POST US A SONG, YOU'RE ANONYMOUS
POST US A SONG TONIGHT,
WELL WERE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, AND YOU WERE SHITPOSTING ALL NIGHT

>wall man

Cum-encrusted pillow Man.
Depending on how you frame it, Mega Man will either be just fine or completely fucked.

user at the bar is a friend of mine.

Fuck Chairman

I'm a sick sneed I like a quick feed (whoop!)

Dusty-Bass-Guitar man is out of tune and feeble

Mirror Man

Has the ability to reflect Mega Man's shots back at him with his Mirror Shield. he can also make a Mirror Copy of himself as a hazard. His weakness would be a boomerang weapon that could hit him from behind, getting around the mirror.

Why the fuck do you have lasagna behind you?

>cum-encrusted pillow
user..

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He gives me my sauce for free

I have a three pillows and one of them I use to clean the cum off my dick. I used to use my socks but then I started working so I started to actually have to wear socks.

And he's quick with a joke, and rather well some, but there's someplace that he'd rather be.

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And hes quick with a choke (niggers)
Or he'll light up your smoke (niggers)
But theres someplace he'd rather be

Well, my only table is behind me in the center of the room. I eat off that table. On that table is lasagna.

rather well spoke
I fucking hate having to phonepost but I'm cooking so eh

This

>toilet man
That’s gonna be one disgusting weapon.
It shoots pee pee and poo poo

my dick lol

It's... behind you?

I've never seen billy joel meme'd here
aren't you youngsters a bit too young for that song

Pillow man?

>bottle of lotion man
He makes the floor all slippery

He said "'NON I BELEIVE THIS IS KILLING Yea Forums"
AS A SMILE RAN AWAY FROM HIS FACE

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It's drapes for you, Mega Twerp!

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Cute

>Sega Saturn Man
Mega Man is fucked

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"Well I'm sure I could post some good content if the jannies would leave this place"

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Guess we're gonna have to make a robot master out of a bed then.

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>Pillowman
Nope, he's fucked.

>Bookcase Man
Does he read your inputs?

This

Headphoneman
A music-based robot master.

Bed man
he gonna tucc megaman

Detolf Man
I don't think a robot based off a glass cabinet would work.

Curtain Man. Or mirror man I guess.

Plushieman. Well, at least we have the tutorial boss.

SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE YOU LITTLE PUNK FAGGOTS. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP.

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>Mein Kampf man
Megaman gets a panzerschreck once he's defeated

>Belt Man

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Oh Ha, ha hee ha ha hee ha ha... Ha ha hee hah, hah hahum...

Now user is a McDonalds frycook
Who never had time for vidya
And hes talking with Davy
Who is still a wagie
And probably will be for life

COUCH MAN

PILLOWMAN

Has no attack, fights by trying to push you into spikes on the walls

He is immune to all weapons but an obligatory blade shot, is otherwise fought by tricking him into hitting his own spikes

Bed man

WALLMAN

TREE AMN

blanket man

I have a cat behind my head.
If it was the skinny asshole cat then Mega Man would be fucked. It is fat dummy who loves to cuddle against me, and he gets scared at the slightest sudden noise and hides from strangers.
Unless Wily's new Robot Master is based off of the general idea of cats being vicious playful murder machines then my big boy cat RM will just be a passive aggressive little shit.
(For the record: 9 kg Russian Blue with a baby face. Not exactly fat but definitely BIG, like someone scaled a cat up.)

Momman

And the shitposts are talking politics
As the mods slowly get boned
Yes, they're sharing a board called video games
But it's better than posting alone

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Empty six-pack man.

Fleshlight-filled-with-week-old-cum Man