Greentext something Yea Forums related

>browsing Yea Forums
>come across a controversial thread
>give my honest opinion on the subject
>everyone laughs at me and tells me "Have sex"
>confused, ask them what sex has to do with anything
>they laugh even harder
>don't like being bullied by internet strangers
>drive to shitty part of town, go to a brothel
>have sex with a prostitute
>finish, pay her and leave
>get back home
>it wasn't really all that
>mfw i could have spent that time and money on video games
Why did you tell me to have sex, Yea Forums? I still don't understand what having sex has to do with Thrillville: Off The Rails being a better game than Roller Coaster Tycoon 3

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because they love fighting

Only the cute ones.

>be black
No thanks.

whats with people having that weird race alignment thing where they think you betrayed something if you don't the stereotype? Whats even the point of that?

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The working class has a lot less power if they're too busy arguing about skin color

>close Yea Forums tab in browser
>...
>open Yea Forums again
>top thread is porn

Even as a joke that makes 100% sense and i still believe thats the case overall. The SJW movement, all of this race bait and race tension shit is just made so the 1% can divide the 99% and like the fools we are we just go with it
fuck

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>recieve Pokemon Yellow for my birthday when i was a kid
>Buy Ruby, Emerald, and Pearl on release date because I loved every game so much
>Platinum comes out and I don't buy it, maybe getting too old for Pokemon
>fuck that, see the announcement for pokemon Black and White in middle school science class. Im hyped.
>buy White on release while a freshman in high school
>fuck fuck fuck this is the best pokemon game ever why did i stop playing these
>white 2 comes out and i start playing it instead of going to Spanish class. I'm fucking IN IT DAWG
>Finish white 2, love it, Put it away and play other games. officially my favorite pokemon of all time, maybe just favorite game of all time.
>X and Y announced.
>ugly 3D graphics
>unnecessary customization
>looks generally boring but i buy it anyway out of commitment and my friend wants to play together.
>beat it
>solid 5/10 i think im over Pokemon for real this time
>ORAS announced and I get it anyway. Ruby and Emerald were real good after all
>hate it
>S&M announced, still ugly, looks boring as hell.
>buy it because XY friend wants to play together.
>Drop it 20 hours in. The game is extremely boring and is one long tutorial. The only saving grace is Guzma.
>USUM announced, dont care
>Sword and Shield announced.
>Im over Pokemon for good.

Shout out to Snap and Pokken for being best in the series by the way

Read up on "divide and rule" and "wedge issues" to depress yourself further.

>meet cute girl my college game room
>we hit it off and go on a few dates
>she lets me fuck her in a maid outfit
>after that night she goes bipolar and starts ignoring me saying shes tired of me

I was gonna ignore her anyways but that still hurt

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Sounds like you maid a big mistake

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It's no joke user, it's your Brave New World
Look up Yuri Bezmenov and "The Foundations of Geopolitics" if you really want to jump down the rabbit hole

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I have half the mind to do it but it'll just make me even sadder. shit. Everything is a spook, fuck this world

Not really, she's fuckin Heartless