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KH3 sucked dick and I hope Nomura gets ebola.
Terra is a national treasure of memes and he needs to be protected.
KH3 is great, especially Lv. 1 Critical.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PEOPLE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
Go be a shill somewhere else you cuck.
post the other meme pictures
Did I say it was without flaws or problems? No. It certainly has problems, especially in regards to it's checklist of a story and lack of actual data battles/1v1 battles with the Org. member, doesn't mean it's a bad game, especially on Lv. 1 Critical when you focus on learning the actual system without actual attractions and forms constantly popping off, it feels very much like every boss is a data battle, and even some regular enemies are to a very minor degree too. It's actually pretty great and people sleep too hard on it, its no KH2FM, but its still great.
Is that better for your sperg ass?
No, it's still fucking trash and no DLC will salvage it.
>one of the faggot speedrunners I followed said that the game is bad so I have to parrot that so maybe they'll make me mod
The game is fun you fucking nigger
Well to each their own then, if you dislike the game then hide the thread and be on your way.
>deflects to e-celeb faggotry
How about your own opinions you fucking sheep.
Corona = Olympus > Monstropolis > Toy Box > Arendelle > Caribbean > San Fransokyo > 100 Acre Wood
>"S-Stop making fun of us for taking it seriously!"
>"It's not cringe let us play whatever we like"
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>non-canon waifushit
>Well their relationship is Canon anyways.
Nothing made after 2 is canon.
It sold well though. Though to be fair selling well doesn't mean a game is good. However it does piss me off to see something so undeserving of success being handed millions in profits. And it's not just Kingdom Hearts 3, I mean other games like the incoming Last of Us 2 which we KNOW will sell well with normies.
Dude I was actually a good guy all along, lol
*goes to heaven to play chess*
KH has its niche audience and sells well to accommodate that. What's wrong with that?
>I hope Nomura gets ebola.
Nomura won't get ebola but he WILL get and probably already has Toxoplasma Gondii parasites in his brain. It's a parasite that enables a person to develop mental illnesses like dementia. And the source of this parasite? It comes from cats. And Nomura owns 2 cats.
Isn't it implied that most people just dissipate into light and go to heaven anyway, and that the only real hell is falling to the abyss and being consumed like Aqua nearly was or Vanitas?
This fucking series baffles me
Creepy because Xion's a tranny shit stain. I hate how Nomura revived this tranny.
There is no Heaven. Your heart returns to Kingdom Hearts after you die. At best it'll linger in The Final World for awhile before moving on.
Yeah, how is a series who's story is such an embarrassing joke be successful? The concept is not what I'm ridiculing, it's Nomura's execution. Once I saw the Foretellers literally time travel to the present in KH3's ending I went "Yeah I'm done here." It's just bullshit.
>The concept is not what I'm ridiculing,
You should, the concept is ridiculous too.
What? No. You literally visit the land of the dead and meet a dead Auron and gos of dead Hades in 2.
That's for that specific world, and it's clearly a reference to FFX with Auron being dead there too. Everyone we've seen actually die just turns into light particles usually, it happened in KH1 and other games as well. The other user is right though, most hearts end up in Kingdom Hearts which is basically heaven, with The Final World being limbo.
You have to die in Olympus to go there, Auron was a world traveler like all FF characters.
You know what, you're right. I can't take Disney's movie characters deal with anime cliches very seriously. Doesn't help that its filler, Disney is filler.
What FF characters? They're gone now
They don't time-travel, they're just crossing timelines/alternate realities. Which has to some degree always been a thing slightly.
Bull-fucking-shit they were
>incomplete sentence
>though to be fair
>however
>and
>i mean
imagine being this illiterate and terrible at structuring a post
How can people play this shit with a straight face?
The Foretellers didn't travel world lines on purpose technically. They sent themselves to some sort of limbo outside time and Luxu summoned them back in the world line we're currently in. The Dandelions hopped world lines and also time traveled to the future at the same time.
>all deaths work like this
>except individual worlds have their own systems of death
So there is no universal system if death then.
It works like that for 99% of worlds, so yeah there pretty much is.
>they're just crossing timelines/alternate realities
No. I thought this maybe too but Nomura and Ultimania companion book says time travel erases the original so only the new timeline exists. That Terranort scene you see twice, the way you saw it happen the first time got deleted and replaced by the way you saw it the second time.
You just sit back and enjoy the madness.
>Realm of Darkness
>The Worlds used to be one and all split apart
>Kingdom Hearts was supposedly its own world and the heart of all things
>Dream eater world existing outside in its own weird circle
Dimensions and alternate realities have always been a thing.It's not a stretch that timelines exist, now I will argue that it's a stretch that the Foretellers survived and went to an alternate timeline/dimension/whatever since they're still technically on the same worldline, it only diverges due to Kairi in KH3, or at least prior to the Foretellers having diverged it that we find out, but dimensions and realms have always been a separate thing that just sort of exist.
Exception is not the rule. And even if it was, xehanort didn’t die in Olympus. He died in the keyblade graveyard/scala as caelum. Kingdom hearts was literally right about his head, it’s obvious kingdom hearts would be the afterlife of choice.
No, that was just that specific instance of Sora screwing with the natural order.
>BWAHAHAHAHDOIHJSD HAHAHAHAHAHPFFFFFFFFFFFFT BHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
is something wrong with Kairi?
Can someone turn into / produce a heartless just by being depressed?
>kh3 critical halves your damage
>kh2 critical is x1.5
This tells you all about the balancing and effort on each game's combat.
Just finished kh3 and all the kh games back to back on their hardest difficulty and kh2fm managed to stay the best and most fun and fair challenging experience, not to mention it's superb, quick and snappy controls and fast combat (to be fair kh3 is the closest osaka cucks have come to kh2, so someday they wont be as retarded and pull it off).
My first playthrough of 3 on critical felt like it was intended for players that already beat proud and had the imported keyblades/ultima weapon. The amount of out-of-nowhere one shots I couldn't control doesnt compare to the deaths I had on 2 critical because it was my fault for not properly reacting to stuff.
I felt some disappointment when I got control of Sora and fought some mobs for the first time on 3, I cant imagine what someone who played kh2 and final mix when they came feels after getting their hands on 3.
Actually yes. Remember Not Clayton just ceased existing. Some get thrown into the Realm of Darkness, others go to the Underworld with Hades, etc. A lot of them seem to just become light and go back to Kingdom Hearts though.
Continuing the series past KH2 and focusing on other characters besides Sora was a mistake.
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>One of these threads
No, she's just cute.
>No,
Yes. Do you have any canon examples of time travel making new timelines? No? Ok then.
Sora doesn't do that, it's Kairi. She literally tethers Sora forcefully from dying. She basically chains his heart into limbo and uses her Princess of Light powers to basically rewind time back to that event, which is how Namine is able to remember said events, because she's part of Kairi. Sora's only action is keeping the rest of their hearts together.
All of that is Kairi because the Light is pure bullshit and broken as fuck.
No. The most you could do is have the darkness extracted in your heart to make an Emblem Heartless, or it would attract Pureblood/Emblem Heartless, but you still have to lose your heart in order to create one. However you could theoretically create Unversed, since they are emotions if it was powerful enough like Vanitas.
user, that goes against YX's in canon description of the rules of time travel. The line you're referring to in the Ultimania is about Sora using the power of waking so wrong it folds reality in on itself and erases the last hour from ever existing like King Crimson.
>3's retarded Trendy in Japan hairstyle fucks Kairi's cuteness over
>cant even see her KH2 outfit on the iphone
Wake up call every game in the series is on the same level.
>She literally tethers Sora forcefully from dying. She basically chains his heart into limbo
Correct
>and uses her Princess of Light powers to basically rewind time back to that event
Incorrect, Sora saving everyone from the Lich is what does this.
Stampeding cattle through the Vatican?
>fucks her cuteness over
She's as cute as ever. The bobcut and pixie cut hairstyles with women, especially with proper bangs are a god send to mankind, whether in anime or reality. Especially if it's ombre in some way.
KH2 Kairi was shit and had no character, 1 is the only good one and 3 is somewhere between the two.
>getting this defensive
so you were just projecting you pathetic white boi
Can I just say that Kairi and Sora have zero chemistry and the most is her month long crush of him due to being inside of him during KH1 and seeing he was a good person that she clings to really?
Hell even when he gets the papou fruit he's like ehh, ok I guess. Riku despite his dipshit darkness shenanigans has more chemistry. Hell even when she gets 'killed' only Riku realizes she's still alive between the realms, Sora just cries about it.
who are you quoting?
Nothing made after 1 is canon, idiot.
She cute.
I don't get the love Monstropolis gets. It was a huge chain of boring industrial corridors. John Goodman throwing Vanitas through a series of doors was pretty great though.
Caribbean had a bunch of fun islands to run around on with at least a suggestion of exploration. Really no world really stood out in 3, and that is the biggest problem.
I take it seriously, but I also meme the fuck out of it because a lot of it is stupid and convoluted as fuck, easy to understand, but it's a mess.
I love it for all those reasons, like MGS. Rule of cool comes before sense in Japan.
She looks like a confused teenage girl whose seen a dick for the first time.
kek
Apparently the Organization XIII members were supposed to have ended up in Hades in 2, but Nomura ran out time, and gave us data battles in Final Mix. I don't think he has any clue about the afterlife in this series either.
Footage for KH4 just got leaked, bros
Same, I dislike the aesthetic quite heavily myself, the keyblade is cool, the movie is cool, but we got too much of the factory, not enough Unversed creatures, and definitely not enough of the clean parts of the factory like the entrance.
No one in KH has chemistry with each other because Nomura is a hack that can't write character and convincing dialogue. The most he can do is a half assed childhood rivalry between Sora and Riku which comes off as extremely gay sometimes.
I can't believe this....I can't..
That's the best reaction a female ever has, and she only ever has it once, it's so unfair.
>sometimes.
He literally just makes this shit up as he goes along, let's all just stop pretending otherwise. The man is a hack and can't write for shit outside a few decent emotional scenes.
Other than Cloud and Sephiroth, their arcs all wrapped up in 2. Leon and his gang got their home back and restored it to its former glory. Since we don't get to go to Radiant Garden, there's no reason for them to show up.
Cloud and Sephiroth not showing up is a pretty big thing missing though, because there was never any resolution to their conflict.
Still dodging KH3 spoilers until either the PS5 comes out (backwards compatibility) or the PS4 goes on sale again.
I did hear the finale is disappointing but that is it.
That and I saw the costume design for KH3 Final World/Fight Master Xehanort being ACTUALLY SATAN keyblade armor. Which... matches his keyblade design so I'm not too pissed off about it being so incredibly different from the known Keyblade Armor designs (let alone his KH2 "king" armor form).
Why the fuck did they change Vanitas' voice direction/acting? Now he sounds like a retard compared to his BBS voice. "too slow" "pathetic"
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I'd give him a tad more credit than that, especially outside of KH. But Riku/Kairi definitely has way more chemistry, he's the one constantly keeping her ass safe and taking care of her. I actually dislike that he got the left over Namine dump for his end. Should have had Terra just go off and be a dipshit and have Riku get with Aqua so we could have a God tier keyblade user baby.
I'd say Aqua having a sperg out when Zack asks her out is probably the best female reaction. With the best male one being Ventus just going Ok to Vanitas because he doesn't give a fuck anymore.
Kairi should just stay dead honestly. Just let Namine take her place as the token girl of the trio.
prepare for disappointment
I meant females as in the whole gender, not within the series.
>He literally just makes this shit up as he goes along, let's all just stop pretending otherwise. The man is a hack and can't write for shit outside a few decent emotional scenes.
Well he himself admits that, its what most Japanese writers actually do. Think of something cool, write it in, and then try to fill the holes in as best you can, or whenever.
COME FORTH BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
It's not bad, but it's more of a checklist of things to get through rather than a fleshed out story and it all happens within the last 2-3 hours of the game in quick succession while also adding sequel bait.
So it's basically KH.
MY NAME
Sounds like a chain-smoker in 3
Nomura wasn't even the head writer in KH1 either which arguably had the best plot and character development in the series. The man should just stick with world design.
>Leon and his gang got their home back and restored it to its former glory
Except it was still an in construction mess last time we saw it.
>Since we don't get to go to Radiant Garden, there's no reason for them to show up.
That's literally the problem, how do you have a numbered entry without fucking Radiant Garden?
LOL HAY I KNOW WHO JUST A PANCAKE IS TOO SO FUNNEH! XDXDXD!!!!
IS…
Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya.
>Hey maybe we should have plot happen in the Disney worlds
>Nah lets just save everything for the last 20% of the game
Why does Nomura do this
What does "taking it seriously even mean"?
I don't know if I can argue that, I know a girl personally that has top tier reactions like that constantly when talking to her, it's super cute actually. Too bad I'm friendzoned to hell and back, oh well, still a damn good friend though.
Sora would use Trickstar or some shit.
>Riku/Kairi
>chemistry
They've spoken like twice, in the entire series.
>I don't get the love Monstropolis gets.
For me, it's probably the most inoffensive level based off the gameplay and story (both in-world and OC). It's just SDG + Mike and Sull talking smack, making jokes, throwing hands in a world with good music, and a lot of references. At minimum this is what I want in a world.
The real romance in this series is Sora/Riku
>good music
The music turns to garbage immediately after the first cutscene.
I think it's less Nomura and more Disney honestly at least to some extent. Toy Story and Tangled were all for it and we seen really good stuff with it, but the Frozen team didn't want Elsa fighting, they didn't want Arendelle in the game playable, and a lot of stuff, they hindered a lot. I'd say it was the case with Big Hero as well.
>drown
>fish
geez these nobodies are dumb
>Rikufags still seething about him losing Kairi 15+ years ago
Riku and Kairi have almost zero chemistry. I cannot even think of a scene where the two of them talked alone to each other in the whole series. He's always just been a third wheel in Sora and Kairi's relationship. In fact, Riku rarely interacts with anyone else other than Sora, so saying that him and Aqua would make a good couple is also retarded shipping. Riku got Namine because they had no idea who to pair him up with, given that his whole character revolves around Sora ever since COM where he finished his character arc. Namine and him also rarely interacted, but since Nomura realized that Riku was a faggot cuck that had no other options, he decided to give him Namine.
>romance
Nice headcanon.
It's been 8 years, Haley Joel Osment ain't getting any younger.
based and true
Why the fuck does RikuAnsem just casually hands over Kairi her keyblade? what the fuck
Compared to Sora however? Yeah they have it. His entire purpose in KH1 was saving her ass, when Sora just kinda forgot about her after awhile. He saves her in KH2 when Sora is all about Riku. He's the only one that pays any real attention to her in 3.
Though I will say Riku seems to pay attention to any females. He spergs out with Shiki, freaks out that Aqua is anything like Sora, etc. The only one he doesn't give a fuck about really is Xion.
Nah it's Donald/Goofy
WHY NOT DARKNESS
Corona and the Caribbean were almost just as bad as Arendelle. It was all just shot for shot movie scenes with little to no context.
A friend of mine made me play birth by sleep, went straight to critical mode and was able to beat it still gave up and used second chance/once more on terra's final boss but some of the bosses felt pretty unfair, I died a fair amount of times because the boss felt like having super armor for no apparent reason. Was that just the game being a cunt or did I miss something? I swear to god sometimes I would hit a boss at a specific time and it would stagger, then do the exact same thing ten seconds later and get my shit pushed in because it completely ignored it despite clearly taking damage.
Kairi, laying on the paopu tree, slowly pulling her skirt up for you, and pulling her panties aside to reveal her delicious, dripping cunny!
She needs love, now that Sora is gone.
And he wasn't the head writer of CoM either, which is why it had a great story as well.
this is gold. More
Toy story was ok with an original story but not with any changes to the movie story, because it was a "Complete Story. It's a complete package the way it is, and we can't really change that"
I've been prepared for disappointment given how long it has taken for KH3 to come out. Especially given how Chi/Unchained Chi was a fucking gacha rpg.
As expected from the KH series.
Only way it'd be even more like KH typical stuff is if it turned out that Sora's soul is a fragment of Kingdom Hearts Itself and yet another person joins the soulglomorate that is SORA.
Riku should have got Xion, he had more chemistry with her in Days than anyone else.
Riku's interactions with the main females by screen-time. (Not counting Dark Riku).
Xion
Aqua/Shiki
Kairi
Also Riku talked to Kairi in 2, she was the only one who realized that it was him nearly instantly, just like he was the one who realized she wasn't dead.
Really it should be Roxas/Namine and Riku/Xion.
That's almost every world.
Everyone's heart is a fragment of Kingdom Hearts itself.
It bugged me that Sora and Kairi's relationship was such an important story plot because they have the most unreal love I've ever seen in a game. Sora has better chemisty with Repunzal that Kairi.
Story-wise Sora and Kairi never had a real moment to have true heart-to-hearts which is why they feel so fake, whereas Sora has had them with both Donald and Goofy, and Riku when he was Foe and in the RoD at the end of 2. Sora and Kairi's best moments are when they are apart a la KH1's moments of paopu fruit.
Yeah but PotC had Luxord who became cool as fuck and can apparently summon the Kraken?
If KH3 did one thing right it was Luxord.
> His entire purpose in KH1 was saving her ass
No it wasn't, he was just trying to make his gay crush jealous because he was literally retarded.
>He saves her in KH2 when Sora is all about Riku
Did you forget the whole reason Sora risked his life to get to the Organization's stronghold in the first place? How he got on his hands and knees and was ready to suck Saix's dick to get her back?
>He's the only one that pays any real attention to her in 3
Fucking where?
But it's not even the same kind of voice. It's all raspy compared to how smooth he was in BBS.
eh true. Everything born is a fragment of the divine/omniheart and everything (barring DARKNESS and soul shenanigans) rejoins it after death.
Hell its even awkward watching her confess to him and him just reeling back from it and being hesitant, like...oh no, she still has a crush on me, oh shit, I grew up, she didn't.
It spawned whilst she was dogpiled by the Shadows.
kh3 needed a world with Kairi as a companion just like Riku in 2. It's too fucking late to make their relationship believable but it would be something other than holding hands and smiling in cutscenes
BH6, Toy Story, and Monsters Inc are entirely original.
All Riku did in KH1 was jack off to Kairi's feet while she was unconscious and be an edgy faggot obsessed with beating Sora. In fact, Kairi wanted to leave his beta ass in the islands and go off with Sora alone. In KH2 he sends Namine to save her while he's still obsessing over Sora and only actually tries to help when Namine and Kairi get caught holding hands by Saix. You're right that Riku does look out for her in 3, but he's also looking out for Sora. There is not hint of anything romantic coming from their relationship, and it's extremely apparent that Kairi is not interested in him. In fact, Riku being obssessed with Kairi actually makes him look pathetic since he can't take a hint he has no chance.
Joyless cunt.
Kingdom Hearts missing an actual Hub-World like Traverse Town, Castle Oblivion, or Radiant Garden is one of the biggest flaws in this game. Hubs are a great way of grounding the characters and player to their universe, and giving them a refuge. 3 not having one made the game feel even more like a random tour of some disney shit before fighting some bad guys out in the desert.
Big Hero 6 was a fucking low-point in this series for me. Fucking empty trash world felt more like a open-world ps2 game than anything Kingdom Hearts.
>Be a dumb kid
>Pause cutscene when Sora is talking about sharing the paupu fruit with Kairi
>Unpause
>"pu with Kairi"
hey at least she can do some cool ass combos if you let her at the keyblade graveyard and she's strangely strong as fuck. I remember her beating the shit out of Xion so fast that by the time I got Saix down even a fraction she was knocked the fuck out in the center.
Aqua and Roxas were the same way, especially Aqua. Watching her fucking wreck Terranort was the most satisfying thing I have ever seen.
1 isnt cannon either you dolt
best girl
It's not awkward because he forgot, it's awkward because it's like watching two virgins on a first date.
>Big Hero 6 was a fucking low-point in this series for me. Fucking empty trash world felt more like a open-world ps2 game than anything Kingdom Hearts.
I think the world was just too big honestly. There is so much you never see or really get to explore that it's just not fun. It's a neat world when you actually run around and are scaling buildings, but you never really get to do any of that except the ring minigame.
>All Riku did in KH1 was jack off to Kairi's feet while she was unconscious
To be fair, wouldn't we all?
>he didn't play on critical
Besides Roxas, every single AI party member gets obliterated by the bosses if you don't help them, which is how it should have been from the beginning. It's cool watching a side character be useful in gameplay, but they kind of went overboard in easier difficulties by making the party so strong that they can solo the bosses for you.
i like a lot of dumb jap shit but KH is literally too fucking autistic
So this is coming from a guy who's had no faith in the KH series since BBS, but I thought KH3 was solid. It's the best game since KH2 for me in terms of gameplay alone. The gameplay has flaws, both critical and nitpicky, but I had soild fun on my 1st, level 1 proud, and crit runs.
Story is fucking bad though. Like damn. Just don't have high hopes for the story if that's all you here for. The only good thing for me was how much love Sora, Donald, and Goofy get.
tldr: if you're here to just play hack n slash KH, you'll have a fun time specially after the reduced price of whenever you buy it. Might be getting DLC news at E3 so watch out for more spoilers.
Fpbp
What an absolute waste of time and effort
Nah, I remember what being a teenager was like and those awkward first dates, that was not it. That was like being confessed to back in high school by an ugly chick and you just being like "Well ok I guess". It was terribly awkward and I actually felt bad for Kairi because of Sora's reaction to it.
In addition to age, this series needs a better voice director, if it even has one. Whoever got rid of BIlly Zane and couldn't get a decent Nimoy impersonator is a retard.
This was literally the only good scene in KH3. And that's not even saying how good this scene was as much as saying how disappointing KH3 was.
thats not the fortune teller bitches
user, no one here ever has nor ever will experience that.
What with Replikku and smelling stuff?
Oof muh dik
this is beautiful
youd think theyd have tried a little harder with the actual cake
I just finished Lv. 1 Critical actually, Aqua still beat the ever living fuck out of Terranort on my end, it was pretty funny. The rest were definitely a lot different than Proud mode was for sure at launch, though I did like actually streaming combos with the characters when they were dead on the ground.
But Aqua was still some god beast that couldn't be touched on Critical for me, same with Roxas to a slight degree.
>There is so much you never see or really get to explore
I didn't even know the world had npcs waking the streets talking until like my third visit emblem hunting.
Can't forget this one.
Kh1 had the best balance, characters didn't do as much damage as you but they did decent damage and couldn't stunlock enemies. Kh2 was the inverse of kh3 where, rather than being too op, members were useless on their own but were integral to drives and limits, making them damage fodder and item storages.
Stop being melodramatic. There was plenty of good scenes.
The sense of smell is closely linked with memory. Hence why it only came up in COM.
The VA they did get sounded like Nimoy at times, but not when he had more than 3 lines of dialogue.
It's no more autistic than actual one piece or naruto, it just has the flaw of being presented as a videogame with deliberately vaguely-translatable subject matter/
Did you explore mostly at night? Because that was the mistake I made.
Demyx was such a worthless addition to the game, he did absolutely nothing and I was really excited to fight him, especially with the new water physics in the game.
Well, Roxas is invincible so he can't ever be killed no matter what difficulty you play on. Terranort was a bitch on critical for me because Aqua and Ven just got deleted by his desperation move every time or if they got caught in his ars solum. In fact, his desperation move in level 1 critical some of the biggest bullshit in the game.
>"Dude I'm gonna bully the retard and trick him into losing his heart and body to darkness. It's a perfect plan."
The story is honestly the average for the series.
I was like that, it was a scholarship/fundraiser thing and I was packing soda into an ice box and this girl came and was pretty much flirting with me. I was super awkward though and tried to just make small talk cuz I basically never spoke to anyone.
>It's no more autistic than actual one piece or naruto
it's far more autistic than those shows.
imagine mickey mouse and daffy duck popped into naruto, that'd make naruto as autistic as kingdom hearts.
Don't recall. Didn't really pay attention to day or night there.
Yeah I fucking agree, but it is what it is and we got this It's really fucking baffling to be how bad they were handled as well as the overall story. Nomura set everything up at DDD, the heroes had their objectives prior to KH3, yet the execution of plot points, the lack of a mid-game climax, and a rushed end game really confuses me.
Kino Hearts
actually autistic
I knew they were there, but not that they talked until I went emblem hunting and looking for the Flan/chests myself. Pirates is the exact same way actually, there is a lot to the world that you just don't really get to see unless you're out hunting for crabs and shit.
Honestly the game really should have had a second act and going through the entirety of each world (each with a unique boss) during the Lich part. Lich could have been Riku's boss, and everyone had an individual world and boss. Would have made for a far better time, especially if you got to 1v1 Org members there.
I feel that's the biggest disappointment with the game, despite it actually being a similar length to KH2.
lol that was so weird. I always chalked it up to being something that didn't quite make it through translation well. I mean what would darkness even smell like?
>*Shows up for thirty seconds before disappearing*
>mfw double-jump, attack, Omega Finale is a looping combo on Dark Inferno with the Highwind.
Shit, just something simple like the Lich changing form and attack patterns like Xion at the end of Days would have been better than "fight this boss, the exact same way, seven fucking times in a row.
>shit we don't have anyone to pair Ventus with
>I know, let's pair him with the talking cat, he too don't have a pair
Fair on Roxas and thank god for that on Lv. 1 critical too. Aqua though, ended up getting Terranort (and at some point Vanitas into the wall) and just laid into them, Vanitas managed to get out due to killing Ventus and came after me, but Terranort...he just sat there, he basically got stunlocked by Aqua and his HP dropped like it was nothing.
It was really satisfying to watch. So I've never actually seen the desperation move properly on critical at all.
>He didn't help until Namine told him to get his ass up
>He didn't complete his objective and take his body back
>He died offscreen to Terranort
How did Nomura manage to ruin kino incarnate?
So the ending with the lost masters, did they time travel to the present or have they been alive somewhere, somehow this whole time?
That would have been awful, the second visits were a huge criticism of kh2 because the first and half of the second were complete filler. The only worthwhile disney worlds were olympus, beasts castle, and halloween town.
>I was like that, it was a scholarship/fundraiser thing and I was packing soda into an ice box and this girl came and was pretty much flirting with me. I was super awkward though and tried to just make small talk cuz I basically never spoke to anyone.
I mean I was awkward myself too, but Kairi offering the fruit was just beyond that.
His goal is to make everyone suffer and fail. Only suffering can make them stronger.
He dove into Terranort's heart/guardian and basically helped free him. That gave Terra more willpower to fight back.
It would have helped out KH3, given more pacing to the story especially, which is KH's real fault. They took the criticisms of 2 and reversed them too hard in the opposite direction when honestly it should have been the same considering the amount of content, it wouldn't have felt like filler.
No! I waited years for this fucking thing and I'm going to vent for just as long until all my rage is out of my system.
Nah, i'd say it was pretty much on par with what I experienced.
Is Sora the most powerful Squeenix protag? He canonically beat Cloud, Leon, Tifa, and Yuffie 4-on-1.
So what is inside it?
They say Luxu summoned them so they've probably just been in some kind of limbo for centuries.
Let's hear it user. Let it out.
Well I feel it shouldn't have been personally then, considering its pretty clear they know they like each other at that point. Sora is a dipshit but he's not entirely that stupid or awkward. Riku and Aqua I could entirely expect that reaction.
What would really help was if disney let them make games and include disney as actual important parts of the plot without being autistic so that the plot wouldn't be wasted on 80% filler.
Hope
>hey took the criticisms of 2 and reversed them too hard in the opposite direction
Which is exactly what they did with 1 and 2, hallway simulator anyone?
Buy Kingdom Hearts 4 in 10 years to find out :^)
Noctis would destroy Fagra
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX
Dragon dildos.
Depends if you consider Riku a protag as well. He does single handedly hold off Demon Tide when no one else could without help, same with Aqua.
My theory is it's MoM's heart which will be used as a time travel point since it exists within all of time at this point so he can jump around as he sees fit. Just like I'm assuming Yozura is MoM, considering he's missing a blue eye.
Sounds like old-timers disease.
>AC Cloud
>doesn't use omnislash V 6
>Squall
>doesn't use blasting zone
He's tough but nowhere near the strongest.
Sora is stronger than Riku and Aqua
I haven't played FFXV but a Noctis/Prompto/Ignis/Gladio secret group boss fight would be kino.
Noctis can't even survive a rock bro.
At least they eased up on letting Mickey actually be part of the plot and fight.
When it comes to Kairi, Sora is as much a spaghetti spiller as Riku.
What do you want to see in the DLC?
My wife Ava is so cute.
Mickey casting Ultima screaming "You'll pay" is one of his greatest moments in the entire series.
If the heartless are the dark, evil energy in a person's heart than why are the white mushroom heartless so kind and helpful?
i always figured it was the complete book of prophecies or the MoM heart maybe
at least if luxu isnt already his master's vessel and is just fucking with everyone like he was already doing
makes no logical sense but nothing else does so fuck it
I think that's debatable honestly. Sora himself does say Riku is stronger and better than him, Riku just ends up weaker because of the darkness when he lets it take control. But we also have feats where Sora is a weak little baby man despite having his full power and same with Riku, while also having the complete reverse.
Hell Terranort bodied everyone despite Aqua bodying him (granted with Terra's inside help) in BBS, and the novelization straight up saying that Aqua was overpowering Terra during their exam and he was getting pissed about it.
Multiplayer like Mission Mode or the Mirage Arena
I wonder how old she and the other foretellers are? Her bio in cover says her age lets other wielders feel a bit more at ease around her. Maybe 16~17 years old.
Fuck Nomura, fuck Yasue, fuck Square, fuck Disney, fuck the awful pacing, fuck all the character mishandling, fuck the power of waking, fuck attractions, fuck situation commands altogether, fuck what they did to Twilight Town, fuck the Frozen team, fuck Corona, fuck Galaxy Toys, fuck the generic factory hallways of Monsters Inc, fuck the tiny generic islands littered about the Caribbean instead of Shipwreck Cove, fuck San Fransokyo, fuck the lazy pixel hunt chests, fuck all lucky emblems that aren't perspective puzzles, fuck gachashit, and fuck Xehanort with a thousand lifeless keys.
The real problem is Sora will literally just die and die until he moves on to a world line where he survives and wins.
They're just bored and wanna see the chaos by helping out. They're also Emblem Heartless so that may play some part in it. Pureblood Heartless seem to be pure chaos, outside of that one time Sora became a Heartless.
A playable character who isn't a fucking keyblade wielder
is think him missing a blue eye is just his aesthetic but who knows
Secret reports say 15
I think they're implied to be 16-20, so the main cast's ages. So I assume she's about 16.
Heartless can have different behaviors depending on the heartless, like shadows are pretty slow and much more docile when alone, while heartless like Dark Hide from BBS can be super aggressive. They can also be commanded so that also affects their behaviour. And whether or not a world is closer or further to the realm of darkness. The closer the world is the more berserk and uncontrollable they become.
Knowing Nomura it means something considering how much they focus on it and MoM clearly being in that world too in the secret ending.
I used to hate Hayner but him having the balls to drop kick Ansem was great.
Honestly the game has tons of great moments, its just ruined by pacing. It's the Season 8 GoT of KH.
1. Sora never says Riku is stronger, but Riku just has a stronger resolve
2. Novels aren't canon and we see in game that she was getting the better of Terra, who isn't really that strong before his darkness/rage asspull powerups
3. Aqua literally loses a 1v1 with Sora while she had darkness powers, so any argument you have that Aqua > Sora is invalid
Is it sad that this Heartless has technically bigger breasts than Aqua?
Power levels are complete meaningless dude, i've long since accepted that.
The secret reports are intentionally vague about who subject x was though. Popular consensus is that it's Skuld.
Not him, but darkness clearly makes a person weaker outside of Terra and Riku. Abyss Aqua is pretty damn gimped by comparison to BBS/0.2 Aqua. 3 Aqua is gimped in general, especially when she fights Vanitas, that entire scene was just ridiculous.
Specifics user, let see some real anger
In BBS Terranort and Aqua are pretty fairly matched. He loses because Terra keeps trying to takeover and forces him to t-pose mid-battle.
That's fine, it just means you're closer to Aqua's heart when you hug her.
Moe~
Where is this stated in game? Just because you found her an easier boss fight than in 0.2 doesn't mean anything when it comes to the canonical strength of a character. Everything in KH3 was easier than 0.2 because it wasn't well balance until critical mode. If you go by gameplay strength, then I guess young xehanort is the strongest xehanort without even needing the x-blade since he's complete bullshit in BBS.
Luxord was fucking based in 3. For a character I didn't give a crap about in any way and hated his fight gimmick, they turned him into a nice bro who just wants to race on pirate ships and have some fun.
Can't wait to play KH3.67 on the Switch with CoM combat and he's the main summon.
Dark aqua was pretty strong bro. Also as we've seen using darkness depends on a lot of things. KH1 riku went through a single dark corridor and it completely exhausted him but once he opened his heart to darkness he became way stronger, but the darkness started to consume him. The thing about darkness is if you're heart isn't strong and your control isn't good it basically starts to corrode away at you.
hmmmm... g-guys
They're evenly matched because Terranort just got his ass kicked twice a few minutes before fighting her and Terra fighting from within. We saw how a non-fatigued Terranort without Terra interfering handles the entirety of team light in KH3.
KH is cringe kino, no other game could even hope of coming close.
>I used to hate Hayner but him having the balls to drop kick Ansem was great.
Found the kid. The cliche of WEAK STUPID KID who attacks someone who will destroy him is Shounen shit. There's nothing brave much less intelligent about attacking someone who is going to fucking kill you afterwards. The only reason Hayner survived was because Even unleashed those Dusk Nobodies to shield him from having his spine cracked against the brick wall.
Agreeing with Ansem SoD here. I'm moving on from Kingdom Hearts. It's not fun anymore, I just don't give a damn about the story anymore either because Nomura is very bad at stories and I refuse to support this series anymore. I prefer giving my cash to Devil May Cry 5 or just about anything else than this fanfiction series whose novelty died like a decade ago.
When Ansem said "Move on" I never imagined those words were aimed at Riku, but rather the player/viewer.
KH3 was a good KH game and certainly way better than all of the non-console ones before it. It's most likely better than KH1 too (Story aside) and i am confident that the Final Mix dlc will solidify it as the 2nd best game in the series.
Niggers on Yea Forums and xv-kun on twitter/here can sperg all they want, this was a good video game and way better than the majority of the KH games we've played throughout the years.
If SE doesn't go full retard, they will release the next KH game on a console instead of going back to handhelds, if the Osaka team builds and evolves the next KH game with KH3's foundations then we'll get something seriously amazing.
Also can't wait for pic related to release, KH3 was better than the last 2 mainline FF games we got and 7R will be too.
I was more comparing just her actual magical skills and speed. She accomplishes more in the other games than she does in 3.
And yeah I mean, YX probably is the strongest Xehanort prior to that, he's younger, his body is in better shape. Abyss Aqua is basically a shell of her former self that can barely do half the shit she should be capable of canonically.
Really power levels are meaningless and they change all the time. The only concrete proof we have of anything is apparently Riku is the fastest character on foot in races.
D U A L
W I E L D
Of course the story is bad. The whole series is reads like some kid's mediocre Disney fanfiction where the "unifying history" shoehorns in so he and his best friend (I mean COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS) have super special weapons while they fight over some girl they both have the hots for in real life. Square-Enix characters serve as OC standins that he never got around to changing the names of. The plot gets complete bullshit the moment he starts retconning the evil villain and he tries to make his plot "more awesome" by adding in a collection of Villain Gary Stus who are all based off of his favorite anime/game characters (hell they even have the shitty gibberish naming scheme).
For fuck's sake, 358/2 Days is clearly someone's fanfic of his fanfic.
The KH series, as fun as it was (CoM, ReCoded, and Chi aside), had a terrible storyline and was complete bullshit when it came to the soul mechanics and timeline.
Name a better (non-boss) combat theme youtube.com
Yeah it's shounen shit, like everything else in KH. If I could drop kick Ansem with Sora you're damn right I would have.
Those cars are completely empty
Sonic
Terranort is the strongest of the Norts. Young strong keyblade master body+Xehanort's life time of experience and master of light and darkness heart. Terranort is peak Xehanort. Its like says
No, YX is not the strongest Xehanort because it's explained in DDD that he is a complete amateur with the keyblade and was using MX's keyblade since he can't even summon one for himself. Also there is nothing pointing that dark Aqua was a shell of her former self other than gameplay mechanics, which have nothing to do with the story.
>she beat him 3 times before that (granted she was winded the first two times)
>even helped shatter the fucking X-Blade
Luxord has always been chill. Luxord just loves having fun and going on adventures. Basically Luxord is Sora as an adult minus being a retard. After all Nomura is prepping Sora to be a future machild.
Luxord is a refined gentleman who likes adventure and fun. Sora is going to be another Goku if he continues to age. As stated a manchild and remember Nomura designed Snow from FF13 so that's what Sora is going to be like as an adult, a worthless moron whose motto is "A true hero NEVER needs a plan!"
it doesn't fucking matter you worthless idiots, this game was made to satisfy preteens
you dumb motherfuckers
why are you all like this
My own clone...
Can we have a spin-off game with Luxord and CoM please?
I want to strangle Nomura, I waited seven years to watch all these characters interact with layers of fanwank and all I got was a half assed boss rush and gut punch "buy more games goyim" ending. This was supposed to be the pinnacle of the last 15 fucking years of my life and it spends more time setting up the next fucking mediocre entry, it felt like another "just wait, KH3 will be fucking amazing if you deal with all this handheld garbage" tier crap. It was the single most disappointing thing I have ever experienced in all my years of being.
Sorry lad, I'm a SoraChad and can't resist the urge to put Aquafags who think she's better than him in their place.
I'm me!
why is that all htese characters can show off these crazy techniques but when the fight with you they can do shit
makes me wonder what sora and riku are actually capable of if they ever had a real fight scene
Most of the sonic cringe comes from the fanbase. While KH's fanbase is almost as autistically cringey, the actual game themselves are way more cringe and play it 100% serious. Only sonic game even remotely close to KH cringe is that one Shadow game.
>they will release the next KH game on a console instead of going back to handhelds
I was thinking about this a little before KH3 came out user, but handhelds are all but dead. I'm pretty sure Persona Q2 will be the last major 3DS game and I don't think Nintendo will have the Switch coexist with another, dedicated handheld. Even if the Switch isn't as powerful as the PS4/XBONE, every future game in the series should be console quality.
What is the next step of his masterplan?
Because I like to have fun.
How does it feel to be so completely devoid of critical thinking skills or taste?
KH is absolutely retarded and that's why I love it
>it spends more time setting up the next fucking mediocre entry
And Nomura said the next game is NOT KH4. So Dream Drop Distance is a bridge game to KH3 which is a bridge game to the next bridge game.
and i mean besides the keyblade special attacks
more like the force field or balls of light
stuff that would be specific to a keyblader of light
Fucking this, its such a mess of silly and dumb shit thrown together that its hard to hate.
Never release KH4.
Just release more spinoffs. Especially mobile gacha cashcow spinoffs.
My single most favorite interaction in the series after Vexen/Demyx in 3.
>SE
>Not the masters of going full retard
youtube.com
Sora seems capable of basic magic and Riku can use basic dark magic and his dark roll.
Post the greentext off user's parents talking to him about their divorce while the game is paused the Traverse Town theme plays on loop
T.hasnt played Adventure
Sonic only just now became self aware of its cringe around Boom
FF7 remake
Unchained X is what really hurt KH3 because despite their best to get all the games on one platform and tell the story they leave all that shit out because it still makes money for them.
The best interaction is
>Sora desperately tries to plead with Vanitas
>I am Darkness
>Sora getting ready to interject
>Ok
At least we will get the good version of KH3 pretty soon.
Nah. Enjoy 6 big updates of union X and more mobile games before 4 comes out lol. Dont forget a very important KH game exclusive to ps5 VR.
better than being butt blasted over someone else's opinion just because it doesn't agree with mine.
FF7 Remake only came after a war that almost caused the world to be destroyed?
Just beat the game. Solid 9/10
Yes.
The War of Aeris vs. Aerith.
not canon
The manga is nice gag series but blows at any attempt to portray combat, I will never forgive it for offing marluxia as a gag.
compelling argument you have there user, really showed him
It because it's so retarded and unpredictable that makes it so engaging. Most games these days are fairly predictable but KH is a fucking roller coaster but the tracks disappear at one point.
>Sora desperately tries to plead with Vanitas
>I am Darkness
>Sora getting ready to interject
>Ok
I don't understand why they forced Sora into all those scenes, what the fuck was he going to say before he was cut off by Ven? Because he wasn't "sifted apart, nice and neat" no one fucking did anything to him but he acts like Vanitas is an affront to his very existence.
All begins and ends in darkness!
>still no Namine
Fuck you Nomura, fuck you forever.
Honestly I loved the game when it came out, I felt like a dumb kid again just enjoying every single moment of it. In hindsight, yeah it has a lot of problems with it, especially on replays, but it's not a bad game really. Felt like the same old KH, a crazy wild adventure where things are explained half-assed, new things are introduced for a sequel that aren't explained at all, disney worlds, and other flashy and fun combat that is a mess.
Honestly, I still love the game, it has plenty of flaws for sure, but good game.
If KH had a history with rampant mobile games I'd be somewhat worried, but Union X has been the only one for years (I don't count Coded because it was turned into a real game anyway). Nomura, SE or someone is content with sectioning of the gacha shit for one game and I can live with that.
The PS4 VR game is free and doesn't contain any story to my knowledge, and VR is a shitty gimmick anyway.
>It's time to move on, /khg/...
I love Kingdom Hearts. The whole thing is like a deviant art fanfic that somehow got a high budget and the plot got made up along the way. The way the cartoon disney stuff clashes with the Final Fantasy emo crackwhore aesthetic is wonderful.
Because Vanitas is evil and Sora can comprehend people being evil apparently. Ventus is just tired of everyone's shit and it's fantastic.
I honestly don't know what the fuck to make of Vanitas
THE MOON SHINES DOWN!
>new things are introduced for a sequel that aren't explained at all
That wasn't a thing until 2FM retroactively forced in scenes to foreshadow BBS.
But it's day time Saix...
No but he did come out of nowhere to try and murder him becuase he was the half of some guy he never even met. Vanitas said sora was ventus' light while he was his darkness so that made all of them brothers. So sora was like i never even asked to be this guy's light. Kind of like how roxas reacted when they told him he was the half of some guy he never met.
The secret ending in the keyblade graveyard was already hinting at another game.
He is Ventus' evil/darkness incarnate. Thats it. Works with Xehanort because of his darkness boner and his wish to use Kingdom Hearts to purge everything.
>no Indiana Jones world
>what is deep dive
>what is unknown (xemnas) boss fight
>AmanhorXt the kawaii
Also, this comic falls flat when remixes exist. Casuals have no ground to complain about the plot.
It's night time for me
Right, but that's all it was, a neat little concept trailer as a reward for beating it on the highest difficulty or 100%ing the game.
>what is deep dive
See above
>what is unknown (xemnas) boss fight
Added in the Final Mix, and is completely optional.
Based nips
He realized that all the girls had massive feet and developed a fetish.
That's pretty hot.
They're the same thing.
I smell shipfaggotry
>He realized that all the girls had massive feet
It's weird, right? What the fuck are these proportions?
The entire interaction with demyx and vexen was one of the most well written, well preformed and just simply entertaining scenes in the entire series. There are a lot of non retarded scenes in kh, but i really wish there was more like this.
Didn't Ventus sleep through everything in a magical soul coma while his soul hung out in Sora's for like 10 years?
So of course he's done with everyone's shit. He woke up to the Dramatic Finale!
You should see the Re:Chain of Memories model.
Where the fuck is our porn with these models? I want my Aqua.
They aren't, and they never will be.
Join me now, and we can complete the crack ship!
>Some autist in /khg/ seems to be quite fond of Vanitas and Olette despite the two of them never interacting in canon.
Keep him in Yea Forums and not /kg/
He's been aware of things through Sora's eyes. I mean he was tired of everything back in BBS when he was willing to just die and kill himself.
I have, what do they feed these girls?
smol namine a cute
START DANCIN'!
He wasn't aware actually, he only had vague ideas of what was happening and "Strange dreams about weird animals", which could be his time the Age of Fairytales.
KH is for gays, and as much as I hate it I mean that unironically only fujos get porn here.
Why Ansem has the best fighting style.
>Can completely command the power of darkness to fight
>Can have his Guardian assist him
>Can levitate/ fly
>Has complete control over the Heartless
>Can merge with the Guardian and Giant Heartless Gummi Ships
>Is a skilled swordsman (see RIku-Ansem fights)
>Can use dark corridors
>Could time travel and even pass on those powers in brown robe form
>Crosses his arms the entire time so he looks cool in battle
I took that as the Dream Eaters myself, but then again Chirithy is a Dream Eater too.
Oh really?
That just means there's more of her feet to love.
you will notice that the head and feet are the same size and they only only shrunk the body model.
Namine has ugly feet, and you should be shamed for liking it.
kh2 kairi had a lot of great cutscenes in the first section of the game though
Nah, you're just gay is all.
Caribbean stood out for me precisely because it had all the little islands to explore. I’ve been craving worlds that actually reward exploration since 1.
>be Nomura
>get hired by the mouse to write a story about Mickey Mouse meeting Sephiroth
>proceed to make the craziest, most convoluted fanfic in existence
>pay a Jap woman to play 300 violins at once
>even insert your fetish for belts and zippers
>the fanfic is highly successful
>proceed to cocktease your autismo fanbase for 13 years and get away with it
>you are not done yet
>proceed to make your own expanded universe, possibly bringing in Star Wars and Muppets for a new level of insanity
Can anyone stop this madman?
Olette >>>>>>>> Kairi
My sister always had big feet considering how small she's always been otherwise. Granted her waist isn't that thin but hair aside Namine looks eerily like her.
But she was a premie so I'm a terrible judge of how physical development should go for most girls.
I hope everyone in KH3 has an aneurysm.
Most kino final boss
They were okay, but not as good as any of 1's. Then to rub salt in the wound Nomura gave her a characterectomy partway through.
That's not John Goodman m8.
People say that she was out of character, but i mean, one of her friends was missing, and the other one almost never existed, she basically just had some slight depression. It's like people are unironically autistic and can't empathize or recognize human emotion.
>One year ago, this was considered controversial
but the scene where he was playing his sitar in the keyblade graveyard, standing on the rocks, was so stiff and awkward
Aqua is only for Anti Aqua's futa cock and sweet loving /ss/!
>See her in kh 3
>notice her pants emphasize her crotch
Diamonds.
>One year ago, this was considered controversial
what?
why?
>montage of couples kissing
>then suddenly donald and goofy
damn nomura kinky
>Aqua is only for Anti Aqua's futa cock
Based, I need fucking more of this shit with full corruption and dick growth for Aqua herself at the end.
Fujos
Goat armor Xehanort > Final Xehanort
Muh
>Tease Roxas x Namine
>Now it's Riku x Namine
Roxon shippers versus Namixas shippers as far as I recall.
Someone take this, but remove all the Sora/Kairi scenes and just have the scene from 3 with Sora disappearing instead.
A more kino boss theme too youtube.com
Only by one or two retards
>they will release the next KH game on a console instead of going back to handhelds
Nomura already confirmed there's gonna be at least 1 spinoff before KH4
Are you guys really surprised by TWEWY Shibuya?
What I'm bothered by is that TWEWY's events already took place in DDD. Why the fuck are we in Shibuya now? Is it a new hubworld? It'd fit actually considering the metric ton of shops it has but what the fuck would be going on with the Noise and the Reapers? Are the dreaming worlds the UG? But those worlds were consumed by Darkness so what the fuck is going on with the RG?
Or maybe instead we're gonna get subjected to Another Day Shibuya with the fucking Tin Pin shonen plot?
>Donald, Goofy and Yen Sid holding back the heartless.
>Sora going off to face Xehanort and Donald and Goofy following him.
>The fake game over screen and final trinity limit.
Never thought I would see Donald and Goofy actually be relevant for once, not that I’m complaining. They are literally a bigger threat the Xehanort that the majority of the seven.
But there's no handhelds left to release it on.
PUFFY
fucking based Buzz.
Toy Story cast on KH3 shat so much on sora and co. it was amazing.
>Or maybe instead we're gonna get subjected to Another Day Shibuya with the fucking Tin Pin shonen plot?
I fucking hope so, best part of the game.
An embarassing photo of the MoM at the Christmas party.
>at least 1 spinoff before KH4
As expected. The real question: mobile shit or actual game?
youtube.com
Why are the KH3 battle quotes more kino and memorable than KH2's?
Switch, so both.
Lamer's Proof
>Always thought Guardian was the one doing most of the work in his boss fights.
>Still floats around and casts just as magic shit even without it and busts out several new tricks.
Him being a dude who just wants this shit to be done already was amusing. Also his parting words to Riku were great.
Do you just eat your cat's shit or not wash your hands after cleaning the litterbox?
A note saying "I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THIS!"
Under that is a magically hidden compartment containing more fragments of MoM's whatever so he can use it to resurrect/project himself into the future.
That fight was good but kh2s final boss was more kino
I'd argue that but Pokemon Quest.
Took that for a whirl. It was just a slightly better in some respects mostly worse in others low-poly model version of Pokemon Rumble.
Blame Square too, if they hadn't pissed him off, he wouldn't have turned KH3 into an advertisement for his chuuni shit.
Agreed
Ava and Invi porn
>Goofy and Donald in your controller
Kino
There's no recovery.
It's mostly on Nomura for letting himself fall to darkness, but yeah fuck Square too. XV wasn't supposed to end up like this and I have no hope for 7R either.
COCK
I think KH3 is ok, but really mediocre. I hope Nomura gets an aid, just a single aid
Dio.
*VULVA
Agreed, he needs someone to rein in his stupidity.
>Dio
>Not the corpse parts
The computer in which the data simulation UX takes place in
Is that a motherfucking Live A Live reference?
Because a dream is different than actually being in the Reaper Game?
>mfw I missed a fun shitposting kh thread
The most cringeworthy thing about it is that this series has a diehard fanbase that takes it dead serious.
I know how you feel, friend.
>shitposting
Like half the thread has been genuine discussion.
Someone unironically told me once that you have to have a "big brain" to comprehend Kingdom Heart's story. After seeing this image I can't help but ask myself what did he mean by this?
Looks like user finally crawled out of his sleeping pod!
This image never fails to make me laugh. It’s just so perfect.
That guy was a retard. Anyone of average intelligence, 8th grade reading comprehension, and sufficient patience can figure it out.
The dream involved worlds consumed by Darkness. Or maybe to put it another way: dead worlds stuck in purgatory.
And true it is a different setting so maybe the rules of the Reaper's Game are different. We thought the same of everything FF-related and then fucking FFX Auron showed up in Olympus's Underworld.
>Riku being obssessed with Kairi actually makes him look pathetic since he can't take a hint he has no chance.
t.doesn't understand Riku's motivation
Riku was never interested in Kairi romantically, he was only using her to get to Sora. It's very evident in the way he treats her before/after Riku realized Sora had become independent.
MICKEY
IT'S RIKU
THEY PUT BUGS IN HIM
Go to /khg/, it's fun shitposting kh threads every day
>cringe.
That's gonna be a "yikes" from me, sis.
No way. Yea Forums kh threads are a flash in the pan kind of fun. /khg/ is full of autists who sperg out over thread culture and meta shit constantly.
Considering he tells sora to fuck off in Kh1 after stealing his keyblade, I find that hard to believe.
Hey look, it's my new OC. I'm going to call it 'Xion' :)
Those are all low-ballers in FF.
The true strongest Squeenix protag is the Warrior of Light from FFXIV.
It's like 2 autists shitposting and samefagging.
>PEOPLE LIKE THING AND IT MAKES ME SUPER ANGRY I CAN'T SHIT ON KH3
Man you could make a whole game about this character that didn't really need to exist!
>Not literal goddess lightning
I've never played xiii or it's sequels but she seems to be pretty fucking powerful.
Man that felt like a real potentially cool subplot that wasn't explored nearly enough
sadly it is also one of the most explored subplots by virtue of existing AT ALL
Twilight Town was the hub world in III, fuck you on about?
Find what hard to believe? "Get to Sora" doesn't mean literally get close to him. He was trying to hurt Sora and take everything from him and, at that point, succeeded. What should he have done after taking the keyblade? Locked him in a dungeon somewhere forever?
What?
She fucks Roxas and Axel, but he forgets it all so KH2 makes sense :)
>Traverse Town
>hub world
You're dumb too, Twilight Town was a tutorial world. Learn what a fucking hub actually means.
Nah, Days needed to exist, only the puppet didn't.
I wasn't even talking about you kh2fm faggot, but thanks for reminding me how much you faggots love feeling persecuted.
Yeah I know, but when I said bad I meant that it was really fucking bad even for KH standards. Like it breaks the fundamentals of writing a basic story. There are multiple plot points established in prior games and restated at the beginning of KH3, yet almost all of them are resolved at the very end of the game. There's no break point in the middle of the game to give you, the player, incentive to keep playing or just a fucking pause/intermission. KH1 had multiple returns to traverse town to regroup and restrategize after learning to info. KH 2 had the huge throwdown in Hollow Bastion after Tron. Even BBS had the trio regroup once again to (miserably) reassess the situation.
KH3 has some of the worst pacing I've seen in a story-driven game, as well as the most amatureish writing. Every fucking cutscene in the ship or the tower is "power of waking" or "I'll do it", and then someone saying "no" in some fashion.
I've stopped respecting KH as a story after 2 since IMO it had a nice resolution for those three games at the time. And yeah, even those 3 games have really hammy writing, but it was still fun watching Sora and Co. go around and do what they think was best whether it was correct or not. They simply followed their heart.
Sorry for the wall of text, but fuck I hate when high budget games just reek of mediocrity. Even if it is just "kingdom hearts".
She's strong but XIV WoL has literal Deus Ex Machina protagonist powers that keep them from dying.
NOW WE LICK IT
I was mocking KH2FMfag. He freaks out when the general is posting and having fun or posting images of characters from the series and always derails threads to shit on KH3
>Entire game based on the organization that could give some depth to the group
>Focus on some literal who
Goofy, our friend, is dead
How was Traverse Town not the hub world? you have to go back multiple times and it's the main shop location.
What happened to Kairi humilationfag? He was the funniest poster
Can Sora drop the moon?
Well it worked, you triggered me.
I swear the shit I've seen on /khg/ gives me ptsd.
/khg/ is good in an autistic kinda way
Oh no! He has verbally destroyed me!
*blocks your path*
The only reason for the returns to Traverse Town was more exposition dumping. It wasn't to "regroup and strategize." It was padding to make you sit through that pain in the ass Gummiship crap. And everyone forgets that all the base Kingdom Hearts games are barebones as fuck except the bonus bosses.
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A toot for Yea Forums
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
It's not a fucking world that's interconnected to everywhere else and why bother shopping when fucking synthesis was the only way to make useful equipment.
YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY
>game has mickey mouse
>game also has sephiroth
>game has the little mermaid
>game also has squall leonhart
YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
>why bother shopping when fucking synthesis was the only way to make useful equipment.
Again, the synth shop only exists in Traverse Town in 1.
Based
This sounds like a mix of Bully npc lines and the columbine basement tapes.
Legitimately good for him.
He's a leader, a SHAD!
How did any of the voice actors in this series deliver any these shit lines with a strait face?
Time traveling is a series mainstay since DDD though
>dude what if donald and goofy were in anime lmao
how did this cringey series ever get a fanbase
Is that the guy who wanted to name his son Roxas and lied to his wife about the origin of the name
It’s fun to play and fun to meme about. Plus great music.
That wasn't time travel, it was rewinding time itself via the power of waking
I love that story
Because people like Disney and people like Final Fantasy and we got suckered in with good gameplay and an unusual story in that the Chosen Hero was ignored for being an world-ending asshole in favor of his genuinely nice (if dopey) best friend.
Theeen the plot rolled downhill from there.
Can only a human be a nobody or could Mickey mouse also have an edgy mouse nobody at some point?
Are there any in universe reasons that the original characters can have multiple split nobodies but none of the final fantasy or pirates of the Caribbean humans have nobodies?
HOW IS THAT ANY BETTER?
I hope Disney acquires Dreamworks so in KH4 there’ll be a Shrek level.
Sora should enter it through Shrek’s outhouse as some BODY one told me the world is gonna roll me plays and then I have to keep the Darkness out of Shrek’s swamp by finding Shrek’s hidden ogre layers with onions as a guide.
Before the thread dies, post your favorite KH reaction images
Sora's Heart for the year+ that Roxas and Ven are both inside him
The music and particle effects are 90% of the reason I play these games, no lie
I can't think of any in universe explanation, but the logical real world explanation is that the companies involved don't want their characters portrayed in negative ways, which would include evil or shadow versions of them happening. Remember the game Epic Mickey? Shit got gutted because god forbid Disney let anyone paint their saint mouse in a negative light in any way.
Tick tock Vencuck
I feel that KH3 would have been better if I had more control over my moves instead of all the wacky shit being entirely on auto-pilot.
Where did you say anything was wrong with the scenario? We're just explaining why your interpretation was incorrect.
Who?
God, Birth By Sleep was a such a wet fart of a story. I enjoyed the gameplay and hearing Mark Hamill play an old janky fantasy Luke Skywalker was a treat, but the three main characters were all such functional retards. I still can't wrap my head around why they're so popular or became so important to the series overall plot.
/khg/-tism
>yfw you end up saying this in real life
Did you immediately burst into treats?
So is kingdom hearts better or worse in its absolutely bonkers soap opera story when forced to accommodate Disney and square enix shit along with the original donut steel characters?
Nah, 2 was fine even with Reaction commands. The problem was situation commands are stupid fucking broken designed to wipe out huge groups of enemies to show off "look how many you can fight at once" combat instead of making every heartless a more or less unique experience to fight.
If I was getting paid disney bucks I'd ham it up about the heart's true essence too
Eraqus was foreshadowing for how terrible a character Jake Skywalker would be in TLJ
I say 'as if' irl because of Xigbar. It's weird
I just think it's funny that people were clamoring for a cool veteran badass Luke for years and that exactly what master Eraqus was, in the same game battling evil Spock. That alone was was 100 times cooler than anything actually plot related that happened in BBS.
Hayner! Pence! Olette!
Are they going to be the main character trio of the next series of KH games?
BBS was worth it for letting Nimoy and Osment unleash the evil ham
>Was in the Twilight Town group of 7
>Were the 13 OCs on the beach after Sora faded
>Aqua is a Master and needs newbies to train the Keyblade
>Friends with Roxas and his gang now
>Twilight Town has parallels with Daybreak Town
Yup
She's flexible.
And she's cute!
Holy shit his eyes are soulless and black, did he dabble too far into the darkness for his role?
Olette needs to get spitroasted. I want to see it.
/khg/ on /vg/ is like here, but on steroids. It is very autistic
Olette is too pure for that
Does anyone have the vocaroos where Sora goes to Minecraft world, South Park, and Gravity Falls? They were the only good shit to come out of /khg/
Pretty sure all /vg/ generals are filled with autism that flourish when there's no new content for their game. Not even Ace Combat is safe from it.
I had the vocaroos, but they died
That was all one guy.
What was all one guy?
The 13 darknesses of /khg/
No shit user, I know how one continuous story works. And all it takes is ONE FUCKING GUY to ruin shit for everyone.
Without Xion it would just be Roxas and Axel having extreme homolust.
They're basically older Magiknight expies of Sora, Riku, and Kairi. A sort of prequel generation of them all training under Magiknight Jedi-Samurai Square-Enix who knew the Fantasia wizard Disney (as in bushy brow stern man whose hat Mickey Mouse 'borrowed' and fucked up big time with the enchanted brooms).
It helped that they were not actually Sora, Riku, and Kairi and they were also not Orgnaization XIII.
...but yes they were all fucking idiots and the way they fucked things up (with Master Xehanort, who looked like an old evil elf strutting around in A:SoD's outfit, playing them for fools) directly led to the creation of the man we knew as Xemnas who in turn was responsible a lot of shit involving Heartless and half of his split soul (Ansem: Seeker of Darkness) directly told Riku about the Door and sparked Destiny Island's Armageddon.
We also found out where RIku's completely stupid Dark Outfit came from. It was worn by Prequel Sora's evil psychotic half, with an added face/plot-twist concealing helmet.
>Terra's story:
>"Maybe darkness is good... "
>"No, maybe darkness is bad... "
>"No, maybe darkness is good and bad..."
>"Maybe darkness is bad and good... "
>"Maybe I should betray everyone I know...."
>"Maybe that wasn't a good idea..."
>Ventus's story:
>"Haha, I'm a happy boy!"
>"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM"
>"Haha, I'm a happy boy!"
>"LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD"
>"Uh oh, bad stuff happened"
>"I'm emo now and I want to die."
>Aqua's story
>"I'm trying to find my friends, oops just missed them."
>"I'm trying to find my friends, oops just missed them."
>"I'm trying to find my friends, oops just missed them."
>"Hey I found my friends!"
>Terra and Ventus: "ANGST ANGST ANGST RUN AWAY"
>"Welp, back to business as usual"
>"I'm trying to find my friends, oops just missed them."
>"I'm trying to find my friends, oops just missed them."
>"Oh no, bad things happened to my friends. I guess I'll blame myself for literally no reason and wallow in despair to be dramatic. I AM THE DARKNESS."
Fpbp
Not if they just focused on the rest of the Org like it should have been. All those scenes where all the plot shit happens to Xion should have been Roxas, specifically talking to fucking Namine.
Not him but why the fuck did you bring ecelebs into it, how do they have any bearing on this case. Why the fuck do you even watch somebody else play a video game when you could instead.
I played the whole game, I know all that stuff. None of that helps the overall story in anyway. They could have said the keyblade wielders were an ancient clan of breakdancers and the that Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo was a prequel to KH1 and it still would have made about as much of a difference to the overall story.