*AHEM*
ATTENTION ALL S.T.A.R.S. MEMBERS
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
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ATTENTION ALL S.T.A.R.S. MEMBERS
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
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FUCK NIG—
IM GONNA SAY, I SWEAR TO GOD, DONT MAKE ME :)
Ahem
Hey now you are an all S.T.A.R get your game on, go play
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Wesker destroyed her vagina
>Who change the screensaver?
>Checks metadata
How is the Upscale mod for the REmake?
LEON PLEASE. I DON'T WANT HIM AS MY BROTHER IN LAW.
Hahaha.
Wesker. You are pitiful.
CHRIS REFFIELD IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
Hey guys, just started working for Umbrella today. Where do I find the Ruby Eye for the Raven Portrait to access the Lunch Hall? I didn't get to eat anything for lunch and I'm considering just bringing my own.
This is weskers favorite stars member. Say something nice about her
She cute.
What if she shot him?
She's a great asset to the team. And great at providing rear support
anyone managed to get the japan complete exclusive tshirt dlcs for re0? I am missing a couple of shirts probably 2 or 3.
B.O.W.s despite making up only 13% of the population...
COMPLETE
GLOBEL
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Why is her feet censored?
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CHRIS REDFIELD IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE WANTS LEON TO PISS ON HIS FUCKING SISTER. HE SAID HIS DICK WAS... *THIS* BIG.
I want Chris' sister to piss on me
He'd become a dumb, animalistic mutant instead of a smart, revenge-driven mutant
Because you are not worthy to view them
GIB VOTH FEET
name a more generic character than pre-RE5 Chris Redfield
Is that a thing that particular model does? Like every photoshoot she does she censors her feet?
No, it's something that particular poster (beccafag) does
If this were Code Veronica (set only 3 months after RE2), she would have slapped the gun out of his hand then probably done some kung fu shit and suffocated him between her legs
What is inside this flaregun canister?
It has a biohazard warning sign on it's so it's not acid. Claire's acid grenades look different, like blank grenades, and are much weaker against G
Claire's breast milk
>He cums and screams
>CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!
>The rest of the night was awkward silence.
it wasn't me posting this time!
To be fair theres more thana 1 becca posters
PS4 edition
Have sex
U first
acid grenades are silly in general. Name one real life explosive weapon that just sprays a liquid everywhere
I love Claire.
The ultimate anti-BOW
>suffocated him between her legs
I bet that would suck haha could you imagine how funny that would be if that happened haha
She's gonna say it
>WHAT THE HELL HUNK. YOU'RE LATE FOR EXTRACTION.
Front door's blocked. Gotta find another way out.
that would be pretty funny until you died
Stop it! :(
RE1 (not REmake) Chris was an asshole drifter that only got the STARS job because of based Barry.
Is it about the canteen prices?
You can't keep feet away from me!
he was only revenge driven until he btfo hunks squad then he became incest lust driven mutant
Oh yeah then how come he didn't impregnate Sherry immediately after he did Irons? She was right there. He was G1 for a whole week and was trying to protect her without giving into his urges, but he couldn't handle it anymore after he killed Mr X; his horny level was too high and G2 sprouted a new head to think for him
>wesker steals G to put in his cocktail of viruses
>the end result is weaker monsters than literally any of the viruses on their own
>5.50 for worst shake flavor
But why?
fortified with red herbs
THIS WHITEBOI WEARING EARRINGS
I'M AN OLD MAN SON
YOU CAN'T TAKE AN OLD MAN
G1 = baby G
G2 = teen G
G3 = adult G
G4 = old G
G5 = bedridden G with cancer
What an expensive mistake you turned out to be.
Would you put a bullet in her head if she turns into zombie?
CHINKER
Is Vendetta the movie where the zombies all get cured at the end?
DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 13% OF THE MARKET, UMBRELLA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 54% OF B.O.W. ATTACKS
Yea
someone post the gun duel where they run in circles
My foolproof plan to safeguard zombie Rebecca:
>duct tape a pair of oven mitts over her hands >pop a ball gag into her mouth
>pull her into my lap
>cuddle with her until the deus ex machina zombie cure is ready
>itchy
>tasty
what do you do when she eventually evolves into a crimsonhead/licker? it doesnt take long user
My dick.
Should RE3make have dodging?
Of course it should. Unlike Claire and Leon Jill is special forces member. She should be more agile and skilled in had to hand
Wont that make the zombies too easy though and thus the game not so much horror and more like action instead? How would they make up for it
does anyone have that one picture of sherry from re6 you know the one
Whoever wrote this and thought that it would look cool
?
good but not the one she's a police officer
chris is the thinking mans character
a mans man meanwhile leon is for fujoshits and weak men
refute me you cant
Just add more zombies and either give the dodge a cool down or make it tricky to consistently pull off.
Then no.
Thanks my guy that's the one
Claire is going to be the mother of Leon's babies. Sherry will be a big sister and Chris will be an uncle.
I will fuck you Chris
>How would they make up for it
Nemesissss!!
why are manlets always so confrontational
>Retcons the entire 2nd movie completely.
>Retcons half of the third movie
>Still somehow makes it to six fucking movies
*AHEM*
FUCK REDFIELDS
FUCK UMBRELLA
FUCK THE WORLD
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK NIGGER ZOMBIES
Inferiority complex. They think they've got something to prove
Also tv series incoming
>implying that bara beefcake Chris isn't the #1 go-to for fujos and twinks
Barry Burton is best boy, you cocklusting homo.
Someone post this on /k/
AND GAY
Suzi is best RE girl!
those movies made a shitload of money
What was his fucking problem? Motherfucker tricked me and locked me in the backroom
>they somehow managed to make something dumber than all of the live-action movies combined
I'd Jill sandwich my dick between his cheeks.
Freeze. Put Leon's cock where I can see it
Why did the buildings explode but the monster didn't?
well rockets dont usually go active until a safe distance maybe its the same for this railgun
pretty enough
This is the most incompetent thing I've ever seen. Did the BSAA at least get in trouble for this in the movie?
No.
How do I get rid of this awful-looking effect?
he looks like al bundy to me.
he looks retarded. cast a better actor
Die James you rat/golem hybrid.
G IS MY CREATION!
REEEEEEEEE!!!
>It's real
wegotthiscovered.com
God damn it.