YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE MONKEY'S PAW!

I want IO Interactive to announce that they successfully got the funding from the Danish Government, and they're immediately working on a Disneyland Theme park level for Hitman 3, with the same gameplay as the previous two games on the series, and the game will get rid of the Always Online Content, while still keeping the massive amount of stuff that was in the previous games, and it will release on Steam in the US. The series will go onto have massive sales that will secure the fate of the franchise.
Find a way to fuck that up, but I'm sure I covered all of my bases.

Zoo tycoon copyright hell ends
Rollercoaster tycoon comes back

pls don't post the game i want
thank you

A new (and good) Megaman X game with no side effects from the paw whatsoever

The Megaman's a little dry.

It's a shitty mobile game made on a shoestring budget.

GIVE ME A GOOD HALO GAME. JUST ONE ITS ALL I WANT. IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF SHITTY HALO I WANT THE FRANCHISE I LOVED BACK PLEASE GOD ILL GIVE ANYTHING

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Fuck, well then how about odyssey 2 or a gooey game with combo abilities

An SMT Nocturne Remaster I guess.

A Fighterz-style Kaiju crossover game

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It has microtransactions

I already used it to wish for diablo mobile at blizzcon so I could see how upset my friends would get. I still don't get how much worse it can get but who knows. Someone else can have their wish.

It's your dream game, everything you could ever want and ask for, the Halo game we all deserve after all this time
Very few people buy it, 343 stops supporting it after a year to prepare for the next-gen Xbox, 10 years from now neo-zoomers call it an underrated retro gem, and worst of all they never port it to PC

I WANT AN IRON MAN GAME

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Artificial Academy 3

A pokemon mmo

That alone would be enough to completely ruin the game

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I mean honestly you might as well just apply that to anything that gets listed ITT.

I WISH ON THE MONKEY'S PAW FOR THE LAST REMNANT 2

user, MUA 3

All sex capabilities are removed because they're "Problematic"

Oh your gonna get one user too bad its a VR on rails shooter.

>He didn't watch the first play station direct
You're getting it but it's Vr. I'm not memeing

Chuck gets his store back

I wish for the game industry to crash and burn never to return.

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On the grand opening of Chuck's Fuck n' Suck, angry religious fundamentalists burn it to the ground, and the insurance company refuses to cover the damages

Sneedposting and its derivatives get you automatically banned for a month.

Freelancer 2 but terrible

Manhunt 3

Brink 2 duh

It becomes "Chuck's Feed and Seed (Formerly Known as Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Known as Chuck's))"

It's given a political theme of an African-American living in poverty who's forced to become a serial killer because the white man keeps holding him down

Dark messiah of might and magic remake or sequel.

Dragon's Dogma 2

Wario Land: Shake It 2 developed by Wayforward Games

or

An F-Zero game made in collaboration with Netherealm Studios that features a story mode that has racing and fighting segments!

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You get a new Zoo Tycoon Game, but it's developed by Frontier
I'm dead serious in everything minus the title

a pokemon game where you play as the bad guy stealing pokemon n shit

A new F-zero game

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A Touhou Fighting Game that's like Hisoutensoku and FighterZ had a baby and has all of the characters from both AoCF and Hosoutensoku, plus fan favorites.

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>Zoo tycoon copyright hell
Wait, are you fucking serious? It doesn't fully belong to MS?

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DELET THIS

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I want a game where I marry and love Abigail Shapiro

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No succubus waifu

Banjo Threeie.
Smashfags need not apply.

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It's released to great reviews and universal praise. But the pawns are heavily moderated and they remove any that look underage.

The copyright hell already is the monkey paw

GOD HAND REVIVAL FOR PC

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Nuts and Bolts, Switch edition.

Haha jokes on you I always picked leanna because she looked like my pastor who I had a crush on in high school.

It's actually not though.

I-if I buy it maybe they'll make a true squeal.

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>You're getting it but it's Vr. I'm not memeing
That's unironically amazing news, since Ace Combat 7 was incredible in VR.

I want a new game from a series I fondly liked as a child, with good gameplay and good graphics and... AND I don't want it to be a mobile app, I don't want it to be filled with microtransaction jewery and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?!

Xbox exclusive.

Bannerlord releases this year

MegaMan Legends 3

I want Metal Arms 2, made by a team so perfect it could never fail in any sense of the word, available on all platforms.

>tfw Xbox owner
thanks m8

the original xbox

It's rushed and incomplete like the first game.

Oh foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?!

Kingdom Hearts 3.

KEK

Capcom pulls a DmC and gives it to Ninja Theory

Wishing for Darkstalkers 4 with some crossplay on every console.

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Granted, all consoles can crossplay but only with PC

It's not fun.

A true TWEWY sequeal with all the soul and gameplay like the first one

i whis for a full censochip of titties and ass for all games in the playstation especially if it is japanese

Sure since there's 0 chance of it happening anyways, give me a new F-Zero monkey's paw

Granted. Half the original characters are axed in favor of lame new ones.

No
I use it to take down the scum and utter retards of the game industry.

Jak 4

no one buys it and it solidifies Nintendo's decision to leave it as a dead series that only ever gets mentioned in Smash

It's helmed by Nomura sometimes reality is scarier than anything you can imagine

F-Zero Kart (Featuring Mario from the Super Mario Kart franchise)

The game is now rendered in RE Engine with it aiming for a realistic imagery.
All the moves they use are grounded and their super natural powers are all reduced if not eliminated.

super smash bros ultimate 2 with melee physics

I think I'm okay with this?

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It's an arcade game only at Dave and Buster's along the West Coast

dmc5 vergil dlc
dont just say you play as DmC vorgin lazy fuck

She is voiced by Ben Shapiro

Granted.
there is no downside

I did say to be as good as the first game and plus I love the crazy bastard

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they kind of did that already with Fast RMX

Goddammit

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you do know whose fault that garbage ending for A New Day was, right?

It's like Jak 2 but with tank controls.

Jet Set Radio Future PC port.

>implying that there won't be a dsfix 2: the second coming

Developed by Nu-Naughty Dog. It's a cinematic abortion that panders to SJWs. All the characters have Tumblr noses.

I liked Jak 2 the best though.

Half Life 3
Wario Land
Paper Mario (a good one)

Xenoblade Chronicles X and Digimon Cyber Sleuth gaems port for Switch

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That's actually a pretty good visual gag

Goes under the radar due to no marketing (all the money spent in development). Mega Man IP is killed further, and no game comes out ever again. The monkey finds a way.

Bully 2

Skyrim tier combat
Oh my

Its online multiplayer only.

You get both.

Wario storylines are tied back to main mario canon, taking away all the fun and way forward waifus in order for wario to team up with Rosalina to save mario from king(queen) blooper.

Fzero character redesigns look atrocious, and races are slow.

>Paper Mario (a good one)
Super Paper Mario 2

Sequel or a remake of Alpha Protocol

Investors shorted all the game industry and now use their war chest to Promote Diversity™ in what you like

A new female protagonist instead of Jimmy Hopkins.

Directed by Kenji Inafune

Poker Night at the Inventory 3 (no Rick and Morty please)

My wish is that the FF7 remake isn't split into parts and is releasing 2019

Isn’t that just ratchet and clank

Real time classes to attend, mandatory to promote realism

It's a Chrono-Trigger quality PC port and has frequent stuttering issues

JET SET RADIO 3

As much as I love the director who’s working on it’s previous work, I’ve never seen a bigger “missed the point of the first one” than BGE2

Pokemon ARPG where the world design is by Monolith, battle design is by Platinum, and the level design is by From Software.

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conan exiles but like a modern zombie game with guns and you can save people to bring back to your base
also sex mods

Finding Paradise follow-up/continuation (To The Moon 3)

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i want DArk Souls IIII

Skies of Arcadia : A new generation.

The DLC is DMC 2 tier in quality and vergil plays worse than DMC2 Dante.

He also loses Yamato never gets it back.
Also Nero, Dante, Trish, Lady, Nico and Vergil all die at the end with no chance of revival and no successors.

Art Director: Rebecca Sugar

And what's the trick? You can absolutely make a game out of that.

One of the characters is a default skin from fortnite. Its voiced by ninja
It's about skateboarding instead

It will have a Battle Royale mode, but it won't be able at launch

Real time battle system

Unironically this...

I'd also take Powerstone 3 or a MCU version of Overwatch. Not giving Doomfist a Thanos skin is a crime.

I dunno the guy actually had some passion for the original Legends from what I head.
So he might be able to makes something decent?

F-Zero: Captain Falcon's Fishing Adventure

all the machines are dinky fishing boats now

still made by sega though

It's made by the guy in charge of dead frontier.
Its published by EA.

You get dark souls IIII but the downside is you don't know how roman numerals work

The Darkness 3

Next mainline Yakuza game to be released worldwide simultaneously

Unironically I'd like to seem them do this and have Journos try to pick what narrative they have to come up with. Meanwhile Rockstar could just sit their all smug and easily deflect any criticism from journos as racist and troll the shit out them. It'd be amazing to see journos seethe because their protagonist is a stereotypical violent black guy. Top kek.

...that actually sounds pretty cool user

haha epic

Give us a new Splinter Cell, if even the leak of last year couldn't give us one, the last hope is the paw.

Forever poorly optimised, hardcapped at 24fps

It's a first person action shooter, stealth is now optional. Only online functionality is a battle royale mode.

It's a first person styled game akin to missions in Blacklist.

No it's very explicitly anti-white, it paints the United States as a dystopian hell-hole and the scenes where you murder white people are more brutal and horrific than the rest of the game, and at the end of the game it's a black screen that simply says "Fuck Trump"

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Final Fantasy 16 directed by Yoko Taro

God Hand 2 or a spiritual succuessor to God Hand

BUT it ends up having a "dark, serious, and mature" tone with a long, overwritten plot about a grim and jaded Gene seeking repemption, and combat is slow with a stamina bar.
I'm sorry, Yea Forums

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Music by green day.

Mount and Blade 2

You just can't add more bad stuff because we put a positive spin on the cursed part of the wish thats not how monkey's paw works.

A proper sequel to wonderful 101

>Half Life 3
Three Half Life card packs for Artifact

you don’t monkey paw yourself bud, the paw decides.

no release outside of Japan

They call it The Wonderful 201

Made for mobile phones in a style of FF15 Mobile

Minecraft dungeons gets finally released
yes i know its a kids game and a spinoff, no bully

>Megaman Battle Network 7 for Switch
>Takes place when Lan is 19-20, he’s an amateur Netcrime Detective
>Full 3D world
>Same battle system, just modernized with QoL improvements and better animations, etc
>A more interesting story than the previous 6, not just the generic evil villain taking over the world, etc
>Brings back style changes
>Fully fleshed out online battling system, includes standard 1v1, PvE where you team up and fight viruses/bosses from the whole series, or 3v1 where one player has a superpowered navi and multiple people team up to fight
>Ties in with the NSO mobile app, lets you get exclusive chips, styles, etc

Fallout 5 or Elder Scrolls 6.

Considering what skilled professionals Bethesda are, the only thing I could see going wrong would be the enslavement of humanity by the company, predicated on both worship of their games and the threats of secretly obtained nuclear warheads.

But what's the chance that will happen? haha.

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you dont need to change anything to make it suck

so ill just learn moon you poopoo

A Yu-Gi-Oh VR game that's actually a simulator and not that shitty meme roleplay simulator

dark cloud 3

You have to buy the cards with real money.

it's a 60$ title

You get new buildings from a gacha style minigame.

you can only play it if you have this

and it's PSVR exclusive

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Good luck suck and fuck, they also used a weird kanji font.

They are released as one game - a crossover MMO where magic is explained as nuclear power.

I feel like I know that guy...

I wish half-life three would be announced.
As a mobile game.

Windows phone exclusive

I would flip my shit.

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MGR2 plz, monkey paw

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>Magic + nuclear power
Where is the monkey paw? That is perfection

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I want a sequel to the Superman n64 game no one finished.

i use one of my wishes to ask that the monkey paw wishes have no side effects

It's a realistic take on Superman. You're invincible, everyone dies in one hit, you complete all objectives in a split second, you're basically a god and it's impossible to lose. It's widely regarded as the easiest video game of all time

... I wouldn't be angry at that, as long as Link doesn't act like an edgy teenager

>realistic
>there's still superpowers

you need to stop describing the logical outcome as 'realistic' if it involves unrealistic things

another fallout game made by obsidian

Victoria 3
Johan is lead dev

Give me the Ape Escape

>literally arguing semantics

Is English your second language? The phrase "a realistic take on Superman" assumes his supernatural powers are a given and that the scenario beyond that is presented realistically. Moron.

Granted but it's a game made by obsidian

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Virtua fighter 6

I wish we all had an astolfo gf, maybe if you were all less sexually repressed there would be actual discussion for once.

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marvel vs capcom 4

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Granted you get MVCI 2

Gimme a Mario RPG remake

great

Bannerlord

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literally 14 people playing right now, that's lawbreakers tier. 14 people in the whole world, whats your rationalization now?

Done. In 2032.

Granted, you now have an STD

Jade Empire 2 but not by bioware

I'm not rationalizing anything, I just miss mahvel. I had some good fun with mvcI but being such a piece of shit it obviously didn't last as long as 3 did.

I think the money paw is broken, the astolfo i ordered is pure.

VR Controls for EVERY game

But that's infinitely better than what I expected.

Same scenario as Metal Gear Survive

not even a robot ninja can make that game good

I want a new Advance Wars!

Granted, but the original characters are replaced with Rosalina, Wario, etc.

It has waifu gameplay, just like NU Fire Emblem.

can I ask for an update to a game instead?
a new update to Terraria that is similar in scale to 1.3

A game where I can take a big poo poo

>YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE MONKEY'S PAW!
>DARE YOU USE ITS FORBIDDEN POWER TO WISH FOR THE GAME YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ANNOUNCED AT E3?!
Implying every E3 announcement hasn't been that for me.

3D Zelda game that's a direct sequel to BOTW, has Zelda as your companion & brings back traditional dungeons

I request a new Danganronpa.

Gravity Rush 3 that's perfectly faithful to the series' spirit, makes sensible improvements as a sequel, gets localized with all creative visions intact and wraps the series up conclusively.

Literally duel links

Granted. You are publicly lynched after a man hunt by gamer masses who rose up after having their vidya ruined.

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Someone already used it on me though

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Granted, it's as much a spiritual sequel to Spirit Tracks' ideas and it has the player riding trains for hours upon hours through uneventful landscapes. You see all the sorts of interesting setpieces that you would see in BotW but you can't go there until the train/railroad mechanic lets you. Off-train, it plays just like BotW.

Cheeky user.

Nintendo hired THIS MAN to do direct it.

Granted but the music still sucks & the dungeons are all 1-1 reskins of each other

The nut shot works on all female characters
:)

Are you implying spirit tracks was a bad game?

Its overworld was bad. Very bad. The dungeons were fantastic, though.

I just want a comfy game that feels like dungeon meshi with party banter and monster cooking.

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Its a mobile game that has ads, microtransactions, and is iOS only

Granted, but the music is atrocious and your only option is god awful EU voice acting

Mordern day version of the new assassins creed game, tacked on RPG elements and all.
If we actually get this I'm hold you personally accountable

I'd still play it as long as it didn't have that adopted cheap chink art style every knock off mobile game has.

I just want Sony to stop censoring games.

No character customization, you are permanently forced to play as Ash Ketchum

Granted, but they've re-done the artstyle from the ground up to better appeal to western audiences. They took notes from western cartoons like Steven Universe and Gravity Falls.

I've got bad news, user. This is the monkey's paw we're talking about.

Granted, either a game adheres to Sony's current "standards" or it doesn't end up on Playstation at all. They won't censor it, just outright ban its presence.

wario world 2
where not only you get to play as waluigi and captain syrup, but also secret unlockable guests like saki amamiya, dynamite headdy and marina lightyears

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Skate 4. Microtransactions for
>Decks
>Trucks
>Grip tape
>Wheels
>Branded clothing
In addition to all that we also have
>Pre-order/limited edition exclusive boards and skate park
>Always online
>Seasons
>Season passes
>Shitty zoomer music

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Granted but they made the strange decision to go with a gritty hip-hop inspired artstyle complete with total character redesigns

Well that does ultimately give me the results I want... games will be uncensored... but they will be forced to release them on the Switch or PC. Thanks monkey paw!

Pirate Warriors 4. I beg of you, monkey's paw.

Exclusive to the virtualboy

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Rogue Squadron made by Project Aces
You only get better ships through lootboxes

Joke's on you, I still have that headache inducing piece of shit.

does that mean the game would look like the fucking nutshack

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A new Ghosts n Goblins game on modern consoles pls

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That actually sounds in line with the weirdness of wario world.

You're welcome.

No, worse. They tried to make the characters look like actual humans .

that's a pretty good point actually
considering the ost for wario world was kinda like this youtube.com/watch?v=-a9BOPU_wgo

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Monkey's Paw, I wish for King K. Rool to receive his very own spinoff series of games.

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I Just want a new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

I feel like this man once told me when he was demonstrating the power of a new videogame, he told me that everything in the open world was rendered (whatever that meant), so it meant I could climb up a mountain in the distance if I wanted to.

A game featuring pic related

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No kicking

the plot of the game is every cookie cutter buddy-cop movie plot

I'd play it

Mediocre cel-shaded 3D graphics
Enemies are super-deformed and "cute"
Easy combat, terrible level design
Player character is Arthur's granddaughter
Main antagonist is Solaroth, heir to Astaroth. A shitty palette swap of Nebiroth (and Astaroth) with a new head.

I want golden sun 4

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>wario would look like danny devito

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20XX

YOU MEAN 3 RIGHT user?

imagine if it did look real

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I liked 3 user

Deus Ex: Subtitle

Now picture this in hip-hop clothing. This is what the monkey's paw provides.

Victoria 3

mfw its going to be like EU4

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Sneed becomes real

I wish they would release Half-Life 3.

1.everyone turned middle class or upper class
2everyone was educated and smart
3 no more video games or porn so no addiction

A Naval Ops game, but with tanks now.

They release it one level at a time and its only 4 hours long

Enjoy your trade and factory mana.

I don't know what to feel. I still want to see Jade and that world again, but seeing the trailer for the sequel is kind of like seeing a favorite childhood Saturday morning cartoon turned into a big-budget Rated R action flick.

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Formerly sneeds

Granted. The story will contine exactly where it left off and there is no graphical improvements to the game the engine is also the same and there will only be about a handful of new enemies.

Valve going out of business

Aliens now consider us a galactic threat and invade us to prevent humanity uprising.

China blocks all internet access for civilians, good bye chang.

Granted but they form a new company with the same staff that is now in charge of your favorite video game series. They have a distinct interest in breaking into the mobile market.

Epic Store rises from their ashes with an even worse monopoly on the PC market.

All I want for Victoria 2 is make HPM/HFM base game. Fix the loaning and savings so they actually work, change the way Sphere of Influnce shit works so its not a giant pain in the ass, give more ways to boost pop growth, and move back the start date 50 years, rebalance the economy a bit and its literally perfect.

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That's... still better than anything I expect now at least.

O MONKEY'S PAW, GIVE ME APE ESCAPE 4 ALREADY YOU FUCK

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A direct sequel to Fallout Tactics, its plays similar to XCOM and will not be made by Bethesda, the only microtransactions that are in it are cosmetic.

Half-life 3
Epic exclusive

Bloodborne gets a PC port
Hardmode: don't just say that the port is shit or that it's exclusive to Epic

Gw will pull their heads out of their asses and start making actual 40k games, and it will be successful

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you thought you did, but you didn't.

it's a modern playstation game, it's a 3rd person over the shoulder shooter with heavy amount of cutscenes and a melodramatic story and no dualshock gimmick items

Fuck

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I WANT A NEW METAL GEAR

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Granted but it can only be played with the keyboard

More mana you say? More mana you'll get!

I'll take it

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Granted: Metal Gear 6 Pachinko

It will be very successful, 40k is the new star wars, it will go full retard to appease normies
>WE WUZ SPACE MARINES AN SHIEEETTT
>stonk women space marines and primarchs
>chaos is drumpf somehow, completely missing the irony

Granted but all of your beloved characters have "muh picturesque hollywood actor" redesigns to the point where they're unrecognizable a la Chris Redfield in Resident Evil 7. They also outsource the vocal work to non-unionized voice actors that phone it in for chump change. The gameplay is a shallow husk of the only things that made MGSV good.

A new Mirror's Edge.

No mouse either. Only WASD and the directional arrow keys, along with the number keys.

E.Ψ.Ǝ 2

A sequel to metal gear rising made by platinum

your legs are not ok

I WISH DmC WOULD GET A SEQUEL!

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Granted but its an iPhone game with cumbersome touch screen controls

its gameplay is based on their TMNT game

Pikmin 4 but bring back holes and purple/white Pikmin.

Granted it's made by platinum

A new Halo by 343!

A turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce *and* mustard. No zombie turkeys, no turning me into a turkey, no other weird surprises.

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Granted but its another 3DS sidescroller, and yet ANOTHER Nintendo game with the craft aesthetic

Granted

a new multiplat mainline MH game
wait no fuck go back

Gyro controls with no option to turn them off

Based soiboi nintendie

New 2D Rayman

off yourself console warrior

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I wish video games were less violent.

< I wish to force my face against her boobies. and I want my arm sewn back

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It has no post game, navi trials, and final boss doesn't get a stronger form after 100% competition. Also no Bass battle.

It can't be any worse than what's already happening

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Post your top 5 played on steam faggot, $10 and a soda says you don't.

VERGIL DLC FOR DMC 5

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Thats it? No bad side effects?

It tastes like shit. It's a waste of your time. You become minorly ill for a few hours. Congrats on the sandwich, asshole.

Nope
I wish for human bodies to mature as they do now but for their lifespan to end at 20.

That is the bad side effect

Revolver Ocelot for Smash DLC

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But I like the 343 halos user

I spit on it for you i hope you enjoy the flavor :3

off yourself console warrior

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Vanillaware's collection ported to PC

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the port is Deadly Premonition tier

>TF2
Based

Scorn. I’ve waited long enough, fuck you. I just want to play as meat men.

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They're already starting to go retard.

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Granted, but it's sold exclusively through their own storefront and is never on Steam or Epic.

Granted. The game was rebooted in mid production and instead of playing as meat men, you play as meat boys. That's right, it's a Super Meat Boy clone.

released as 3 separate episodes but episode 2 ends right on a really cool new gameplay feature and episode 3 is cancelled

>It has Denuvo

Japan only sequel to Dragon's Dogma, on Mobile.

Thanks for the sandwich!

Feel mature because you're above it and it serves you as a fan and it's failures are not your own and it's wins do.

Granted but they replace his voice actor with someone unfitting and he is bad to the point where he is almost unplayable

A new Legacy of Kain game

Only if it doesn't end on a cliffhanger like dark dawn did.

Didn’t they announce recently that they found someone to fund them and instead of doing three episodes it’s just going to be one big game now?

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Space Marine 2

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Granted!
Instead all video games are filled with political messages

All you had to do was say that his revolver had engravings

Granted, but it is made by Bethesda.

A sequel to bomberman zero

Nah. The only game I'd want to see is Everquest Next, and the short story clearly demonstrated that wishing dead things back to life is a terrible idea.

a Triple A game about the Mexican revolution that doesn't prop up any side as better than the other
it's nothing but a dream and maybe for the best

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Granted, we nuke japan again and you get cut off from your supply of moe reaction images, you die of starvation as a result.

Granted but about 45% of the characters are black for some reason

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torreón_massacre
IT'S CHINK SLAYING TIME MI AMIGOS

They remove tifa's tits completely for being toxic

it's yet another dogshit hex turn based game

4x games are based, brainlet.

TMNT Tournament Fighters 2

YAMEROOO

It's made by EA

>Digimon World Next order gets a Switch port

the only mokey paw I see there is if is Jap only.

Granted but its dubbed by terrible EU voice actors

>Bamco
>Dubs

gotta try harder than that user.

MONSTER HUNTER BUT REPLACE THE HUB WITH AN ANIMAL CROSSING TOWN.

SO I CAN PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING AND MONSTER HUNTER AT THE SAME TIME.

user you realize the main game without the DLC is already playable on PC, right?

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A true sequel to Super Mario RPG.

but user we already got the M&L games

>input lag and no mods
no it isn't

kek

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I wish for a resurgence in arcadey skatepark games!

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youtube.com/watch?v=LRLzaFWDG1I

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I want a new Star Fox game, a real finished one.

haha you're a funny guy user
you get a Switch port of Zero

During the crash, companies get so overprotective of their ISPs they lobby the government to scrub the internet of any trace and seize computers of anyone known to still have them.

I EXPECTED HORROR, BUT NOT LIKE THIS

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A fighting game with a 70s Blaxploitation aesthetic.

Granted, but it doesn't fully embrace it because muh PC culture

ok but 99% of the content is mtx

A new (good) FFT entry

Granted but its actually bad

One more west coast fallout game please

I want VR to be reasonably priced and be on par with what we've seen in futuristic tv shows and movies.

Granted but using it guarantees you get cancer of some type

Granted, it takes place on the west coast of Cape Cod.

cheap, sure, we even have Quest now, but we won't have full dive shit for a very long time, the brain is insanely complicated

Bet your goddamn ass I do!
I wish for the most Mainstream mass market simplified streamlined consolized plebian broader-audience lowest common denominator game possible. A game that'll sell to every single person on the planet with shit taste who has money.

The military frequently interferes in the battles, causing battles to essentially be down to RNG.

Granted, hope you're looking forward to the brave new direction your favorite series is about to take.

joke's on you, that already happened

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But user skyrim 2 is on its way

Joke's on you. I don't like ANY videogame series.

The correct response was:
"Granted! You will enjoy this game as well."

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on the dark souls 2 engine.

DARKSTALKERS 4

it's made by modern capcom's fighting game division

This actually sounds pretty good

>half life 3

Directed by David Cage

DIGIMON RUMBLE ARENA 3 WITH WAAY TOO MANY DIGIMON
OR
TIMESPLITTERS 4 WITHOUT MICROTRANSACTIONS

a man can dream.

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A new, real C&C.

>GDI won, NOD crumbled
>Tiberium was successfully removed and replaced with a safer mineral
>You exclusively fight scrin

It's an MMO and Yoko Taro has no idea what he's doing, quits in less than a year to work on projects he's actually interested in and the project flounders for years until someone saves it like they did with 14.

that's the monkey's paw, retard.

I wish for Maximo 3. Please I just want closure from my childhood.

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The conclusion isn't very satisfying. Also, there's an after-credits sequel hook.

I just want Rune factory 5 gameplay

honestly anything but C&C4 and I'd be happy to have another Tiberium C&C game. But I dont trust EA with anything after how much they have been fucking up as of late.

A Super Mario Sunshine sequel that's 100% a Switch exclusive that's genuinely good, no micro transactions, comes with free updates that gives you more content that's good too and the release schedule is within a year or two at most.

You are isekai'd into the game. It's a lot darker and a lot more difficult than previous games, and the only good girl in the game is actually a chipsqueek.

The world ends with you 2
Even if the ost is half as good ill take it

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the non-SoFS

Fuck forgot to put down that it doesn't brick the system, it's online only or digital only exclusively for Nintendo Online users.

"Land the panchinko ball in the middle slot to kill the child soldier"

I want a seinen version of Jump Force.

fuck yeah dude