What games does Yea Forums play while hitting the pipe? Me personally, I have to be high to play fighting games...

What games does Yea Forums play while hitting the pipe? Me personally, I have to be high to play fighting games. I somehow turn into a god at Smash when I’m faded.

>inb4 DUDE posting ensues

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literally any of them, this is such a stupid fucking question

dude...

weed...

WEED DUDE

bros im soooo high right now
haha yeah man i had too many weeds
wAAAY too many lmao
dude weed lmao

I get stoned with my girlfriend and we play Mario Galaxy together. She likes to cuddle a lot.

Any singleplayer game.

>he's using dude weed lmao bait AND "smash is a fighting game" bait

>babby pipe
>babby hands
>babby smash
DUDE

but to contribute to the thread I've been rolling cannons and playing Ghost Recon: Holiday in Bolivia. It's the first Ubishit game I've played since Far Cry 3 and I've really enjoyed getting blitzed while operating operationally. Pirate or wait for deep sale though.

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LMAO DUDE WEED

>v wonders why their still virgins
This is why, this thread

Why do so many trannies and bugmen smoke weed?

LMAO

>druggie gf
Gross, enjoy your deformed children

All of affluent america is smoking weed by now and trannies and bugmen are mostly a subset of affluent americans

>you can't have sex unless you do drugs
I don't fuck trashy sluts, sorry

I've been enjoying dq3 on the snes, it's not well balanced so most team comps work fine as long as your level is high enough. It's really enjoyable to play high since bad choices and mistakes can be negated by grinding.

I feel like the dq games are the best for making each level up game changing, like having a fighter get +13 strength each level makes grinding for exp more valuable than searching for better equipment.

weed is for teenagers user cmon

I like to play city builders when I'm stoned, but sometimes I come back to a save and discover I did some really bizarre shit.

CANNABIS

>Puzzle League
>DMC 1 and 5
>sekoulsborne games you've already finished
>Mario Kart 8
>Bayonetta
>Tetris 99
>Quiplash 2 with friends
>Stardew Valley co-op
>We Love Katamari

user, pls

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DUDE

I like drinkan lots of milk coffee while I'm smokan on the weekends, really brings things into focus
Recently I would play Civ5 full economic mode and spout Dandolo memes to my buds
>play 2v2 with ai
>me an honest dandolo allied with FILTHY byzantiniggers
>against rome and indonesia
>a bit late to religion with rome claiming catholicism and byzantines on orthodoxy
>only one route left
>enact vile jew sorcery
>byzantines rush their faith
>get jews in every city with lots of pressure via trade routes to everyone
>byzantine faith units on par with their military strength
>they convert cities I actively proselytized to
>bomb the jewish holy city of venice with orthodoxy
>lose judaism for 600 years
>great prophet it back to existence
>have surplus units barricade the capital so missionaries can't get near
>purge the orthodox citizenry
>wait for them to expend their fleet of missionaries while training my own and sending them to every allied settlement
>own great prophet on march to constantinople
>remove orthodoxy from the world all at once in one motion
>who's the jew now?
>have defender attribute so all allied units get bonuses attacking near jewish cities
>byzantines surround me so I let them fight all my wars effectively while venetian navy protects the ports
>enjoy neverending money

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I don't smoke/take drugs or drink alcohol. Will I age better due to this?

i drop acid and play morrowind

Been playing through the legacy of the void campaign in sc2 stoned today

No one above the age of 25 should smoke weed. It's shameful.

>smoke/take drugs
Safe bet for better aging on passing up hard drugs
We need more study on weed honestly, lots of anecdotes and too much guesswork
However, smoke is smoke and it's not good for your lungs, vapor or edibles is where we need better understanding of its health effects
>alcohol
Most definitely you will age better

I should point out I'm extremely lazy and dont work out so will me not working out negate the abstaining from drugs and alcohol? (I'm 5'10 and 160 pounds)

No one above the age of 25 should play video games. It's shameful.

>using drugs
What a loser.

Not really, you would be better off than someone who does hard drugs or drinks alcohol on top of being lazy.

I've been playing yakuza kiwami 2 and having a blast.
also i get better at games that require my concentration like guitar hero or tetris.
VR just makes me want to puke if i play it high.
VR porn while high and a fleshlight is a godsend tho.

I'd start exercising a little more.
I've recently cut weed out of my life after smoking everyday for the past 5 years and started doing some basic exercises and I feel pretty damn good.
But you are definitely on a good path if you are avoiding smoke/liquor, alcohol especially can really fuck up a person

>However, smoke is smoke and it's not good for your lungs,
The studies we have so far are showing a mysterious lack of correlation between long term (multi-decade) pot smoking and almost any kind of cancer, even though there are definitely carcinogens in the smoke. It's completely unproven but there are theories that it has anti-carcinogenic properties that can counteract the exposure

Just a reminder that many people on Yea Forums are virtue signalling moral fags who judge you because you have fun by doing recreational drugs and having, and being able to have, recreational sex.

You're looking for a reason to not work out with this post, right?
I too am lazy, but I've circumvented the effort by just walking 3 miles (~5km) every work day
I live 0.8 to and from my work (live in city) and walk another 1.4 during break or after work and explore so it's very easy
But to address the original point, you are better off and a normal BMI goes a long way, just make sure your diet is sustainable and has a good nutrient profile, supplement otherwise

DUDE MEME
AHH YEA MAN THIS STALE ASS DANK ASS MEME DUDE

I'm 160 pounds and 5'10 but have zero muscle and high bodyfat. I have man boobs and 34 inch waist

As someone who smokes and fucks, this is not a good way to start looking at the world
Anti-drug guys do have some good points and shouldn't be completely ignored

Playing Vidya while high sucks, I'm actually a massive try hard and THC reduces your reaction time and critical thinking skills PLUS it reduces your ability to produce adrenaline while actively in your system.

Honestly, as someone who used to rip dabs on a $200 rig and was really into the culture of weed smoking, I really don't like marijuana much anymore. You just get tired of feeling burnt out all the time, also if it's a long term habit it has some negative neurological effects on you in terms of dopamine production.

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Yeah dude that's not good, like an extreme skinnyfat profile
I'm 5'11" and 175 and I'm 32" waist (maybe you just have a big pelvis?)
Maybe you eat like shit then, gotta get some whole grains, fruits and vegetables, and lean meats and save shitty eating for weekends
Also take up walking, should help with the fat
If you're looking for better/more advice, maybe head to or although I don't peruse either, so don't know how helpful they'll be

Weird, when I'm stoned my heart rate is stoned and I play waayyyy better.

Also smoking weed is for dorks, edibles are discrete and where it's actually at.

Yes, smoking anything is a risk factor for developing COPD when you're older, an alcohol just destroys your liver and kidneys if consumed in high amounts.

It's actually healthy-ish to be consuming small amounts of alcohol per week as its a blood thinner which reduces your susceptibility to thrombosis

what's a good strain if I just want to be baked and have lots of thoughts?

>160lbs with a 34 inch waste

jesus christ user

I'm fat as fuck at 220 with a 36 waste, get some exercise my man

But on paper im not fat because 160 pounds isnt fat for 5'10. I just seem to have all my fat on my waist.

If I'm really stoned I like to play games like fallout or TES, skyrim is fun to just walk around, trash if you play it sober, driving around GTA, immersive games in general are fun. If I'm not too stoned, BF4, csgo, multiplayer games.
I haven't smoked in a while, I was gonna smoke this morning but eh, I don't really care, too lazy to go outside and smoke, might smoke tonight and play RE7.

I guess, but some of the straight edge people I see are almost as preachy and obnoxious as vegans.
The thinking man can do drugs in moderation just like with anything else.

Rascal OG from personal experience, don't recommend before bed
>RE7
Damn, maybe it's time I revisit it
Had an absolute blast gettan ripped and playing 5 with my bud, that music is so intense

>my heart rate is stoned
THC is mildly psychoactive m8, also you're sound like you're stoned right now.

>It makes me play better
Sure , but THC does reduce critical thinking skills and reaction times.

>when I’m faded
holy shit, could you not sound like a fag

DUDE

DUDE WEED LMAO

it is

Dutch Treat, Blue Dream

Wax is better than weed

literally any sativa

Oil is better than wax

dude.... cringe!!!

I'm currently vaping on a Tera v3 (its kinda shitty even though it was expensive) and I mostly like to play games that make me FEEL

I'm playing Night in the Woods, it's cute.

cheers. last strain I tried was some larry og and it made me relaxed but not baked.

never really tried oil but wax is one hell of a hit.

DUDE

Different user, but you're acting super preachy right now
I would be assuaged if you could provide some sauce on those claims

I have never met a weed smoker in my life who wasn't an absolute mouth breathing moron

Concentrates give you a different kind of high than flower so I don't usually compare them.

>tfw nothing gets me more immersed in a video game than smoking a hit from my bong of purple kush and playing some Thief

Feels great man.

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Considering you've never left your basement thats hardly surprising

Sounds gay, dude.

cute pipe

>muddling your gaming skills with substances

No thanks

If you can tell that someone smokes weed just by meeting them, of course they're a piece of shit

LMAO

Pretty based
Immersive sim games are probably the best weed games.

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I prefer edibles. I can control how high I want to be and do it anywhere without leaving a smell.

>super preachy
It's pretty much my job
>Needing me to cite something you should've already Googled before you started smoking as it's common knowledge to a regular stoner
It also shouldn't be consumed by people below their low 20's in age as it's a risk factor for inducing schizophrenia if you have a family history of the condition. How about instead of just ingesting anything to get high you read about the long term affects of what you're putting into your body instead?

tried playin some red dead redemption 2 while stoned, could only stare at the grass on the ground or gun down people left and right, playing stoned is absolute bullshit
just watch a DEEP METAPHORICAL movie or listen to some Pink Floyd while stoned, dammit

Traits good weed games share:
>little to no story to forget by the next time you play
>little to no ability to fuck up future playthroughs by being clumsy (lasting consequences in general)
>intrinsically fun moment-to-moment mechanics
>focus on short-term planning instead of long-term, like Tetris as opposed to a strategy game
>good gamefeel
>encourages "in-the-zone" play

I love to play arcade games that are just about racking up a high score unless im too high or coming down. Some favorites are Pacman Championchip edition DX (im not full of it, the games insanely fun) geometry wars 3 and pinball arcade. IDK just the feeling of getting combo multipliers and getting skilled is fun. Pinball is an aquiered taste too, especially in digital form.

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How much does a nug cost in your area? Do you buy legal or support the black market and the sketchy underground cultivations?

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>You just get tired of feeling burnt out all the time

I've never been able to vocalize the feeling that constantly smoking gives me until reading that. It just keeps me tired and sluggish until I wake up the next morning, and kickstarts back up if I smoke again. Weed is only fun for a few days before you just forget what you did without it.

DUDE

I really need to take a tolerance break but its so hard to even go a day without smoking.

>How much does a nug cost
person who has never smoked detected

I was going to write an in-depth reply to this, but I know it would be wasted
You don't want to actually discuss anything, you just want to be of the mind you think is right and declare every deviant thought heretical and everyone else to know about it on an anonymous video game discussion board
Your kind should not be humored by anyone
Bait took

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depends on the quality. a mid quality gram is $10, a dank quality gram is $15. It's still illegal here so underground market/street is the only way.

I'm in California so its legal but the clinics in my area are all shit now, there used to be this really good place but one of their clinics that was closest to where I live got raided. Fortunately I have a friend who buys from a supplier who gets his weed and wax from that good clinic, I buy top shelf wax for $30 that the clinics would end up charge for like $60 or more for just a gram.

Sorry meant a gram, I'm high as shit now from taking a bar of xanax

DUDE ANYONE ELSE THINK UHHH WALL STREET IS IN THE WRONG WEED IS A PLANT AND DID NOTHING WRONG.

AND FURTHERMORE NO INCELS IT'S NOT ADDICTING I JUST SMOKE IT EVERY DAY 7 TIMES A DAY

$20-15 was the standard where I live, but now it has gotten cheaper, but like I mentioned in an earlier post, I don't smoke as much as I would like to, I can still enjoy vidya sober since I don't have the time to smoke, this morning I smoked and played some Blood and BF4, might smoke tonight and play RE7.

I used to play Mario kart and smash with friends when we'd smoke up together. Fun times. Too bad we'll never see each other again.

>$20-15 was the standard

God I'm sorry to hear that or you were really easy to rip off

>xanax
I remember, yeah I do remember that time, I took a quarter of a bar and it only made me sleepy and passed out, but mixing it with opiates/opioids is godlike, taking it by itself is dumb IMO, but different strokes for different folks.

so it was cheaper 10 years ago? damn, where did you used to live?

Tetris effect with vr

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nah, for me playing CSGO, or any MP game for that matter, playing stoned gets me into the zone,

I support the black market because I don't have to pay tax plus tip

has any of you noticed how a whole lot more people are using pens to smoke, rather than using pipes/joints

Literally everyone in my family smokes weed so I don't have to be sneaky with it

Of course, it's so discreet
Smells like pine needles

>black market
where do you buy it now, ever since that site got fucked, I've been afraid of buying shit online.

REMEMBER: WINNERS DONT DO DRUGS

* explodes skull *

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Same. Me and some friends used to hotbox and then go play Halo 3 or Melee. Those were the best times when you were young enough to not have responsibilities but old enough to drink.

user $25 a gram is melvin prices. aka what you charge to the retard kid who doesn't know shit about weed and has no friends

>sekoulsborne games you've already finished
What are you talking about? I finished BB and Sekiro first time while constantly smoking

you mean literally smoking out of a pen or just vaping out of a pen?

Ya of course zombying out and not thinking makes you good as smash tard

>Telling someone to read about what drugs they're putting in their bodies before they take them is me cracking down on "deviant thought" for attention
There's no hope for you m8

I like to replay stuff that I liked when I was a kid, it both brings many memories and you feel like you're playing it for the first time.

>hey bro i got that fire u want? $20

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inhales YOOOOOOOOOOO *cough* THIS *cough* SHIT *cough* IS *cough* SO *cough* FUCKIN *cough* DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anyone else here think that the myth that you get dumber the more you smoke is wrong?

I've been smoking on the reg for years, and I feel that my cognitive abilities have stayed put, and maybe sharpened over the year. I never did bad in school, and it has never affected my smoker buds adversely either.

I feel like 8-faps-a-day and 8 hours gaming bouts has more of a negative short-term cognitive effect than smoking or even drinking.

>browsing Yea Forums weed threads while you're stoned and laughing at all the DUDEposting
Is there anything more comfy, bros?

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I haven't got any stupider, I don't think, but how the fuck are we capable of measuring that? Of course we would say that. What I have noticed is my memory is godawful, but I was an alcoholic for years and then a stoner for years after I stopped drinking. So who even knows.

honestly it depends on what strain you smoke and how often you do it. stuff like larry og will make you feel relaxed and not stoney, but girl scout cookies will make you feel like you're in a time warp.

Fuck all the DUDE responses.
>Kingdom Hearts 2 & 3
>League of Legends
>THUMPER
>Breath of the Wild
>Super Mario Odyssey
>Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal
>DMCV

Every time I get high and browse Yea Forums, I sometimes think that literally every user behind almost every post is as stoned as I am. Partly because of how inane some of the posts and content can be here.

i dont hit pipe, but depending on game, i might hit with pipe

id rather be a methhead than a tripfag, let alone a stoner

I'm pretty sure at least 30% of the posts written on this website are made by someone under the influence of alcohol, weed, or pills.

That's sounds rad, but I've never done acid.

I do that and watch Twitch sometimes because that way I can read how retarded the chat is without getting angry about it

the term shitposting came about because people would literally write their posts while passing a shit on the toilet so it comes out as rushed and stupid.

Degenerates leave my board

Edibles > Rosin > Shatter > Bongs > Vaping > Joints >>>>>>>> Power gap >>>>>>>>>> Blunts because they're for niggers

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I think that's wishful thinking and the reality is that Yea Forums is just mostly retarded teenagers, predominantly American, who love flinging shit about for no reason other than it's fun to make a mess. Actual discussion is borderline non existant on Yea Forums now.

Edibles are fucking shit, they have never once worked on me.

>predominantly American
OBSESSED

You're baking them the wrong way then

Sounds like you either didn't decarb the weed before adding it to butter/oil or you got ripped off

I have some friends that are the same way. They work for me tho, sucks to be you

Hah I knew that was coming. American teenagers are just obnoxious, I'm sure even Americans are aware of that. I'm not saying the whole country sucks or anything.

I'm a pale skinny white dude and I like blunts because it gets me extra high from the nicotine and it burns slower than a joint.

>he replied anyway
Are you butthurt I went off your script?
I'm going to the store later, I can pick you up some hemorrhoid cream your unwashed, grotesque ass that was recently blown the fuck out, just shoot me that address and I'll pop it in the mail
In the meantime, you can get your citations in order for others to engage in conscionable research on the subject matter so that they may arrive at the best informed mindsets on the matter or just pick out a couple lines from this post out of context or >imply your own viewpoint that validates you best, whichever you're most comfortable with
Drop me a (You) if you're still this mad, you didn't read this post, or just don't like real discussion or critical thinking
I'm here for you, user, post whatever you like

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DOOT

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE

how fat are you? fat people need stronger doses. I can take 50mg and feel it, but it takes my big friend 200mg to feel it.

I've never baked any myself, I've tried the same edibles that my friends had and said it made them high as fuck.

WEET

I've been playing Subnautica while high and it's fucking incredible.

Exploration games in general like Breath of the Wild or minecraft are great stoned.

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turok
arx fatalis
subnautica
miasmata
majesty
aquaria
sacrifice
blade of darkness
robot alchemical drive
dbfighterz
morrowind
kingdom come
redout
thumper
pinball arcade
pro pinball timeshock
overload
mushihimesama futari / any shmup
grimrock 1 +2
the quest
nox
serious sam
EDF
DYAD
rez
arma 3
psychic Force 2012
crazy Taxi
dragons dogma
monster hunter world
hammerfight
hexen
amid evil
painkiller
lethal league
disc jam
system shock 1
starward rogue
stalker
tribes 2
multiwinia
harvest moon
digimon world 1
odama
phantasy star online
lost kingdoms 2
phantom dust
phantombreaker battlegrounds
pokemon snap
gekibo 2
katamari
ape escape 1-3
gitaroo man
hackers beat
soul calibur 6
techromancer
virtual on series
godzilla destroy all monsters melee
panzer dragoon series
tony hawk the good ones
the red star
nex machina
sotc
strike suit infinity
brigand: oaxaca
azure dreams
jet force gemini
bomberman 64 2
megaman battlenetwork series
megaman legends series
Dragon Quest 11
breath of fire series
dragon quest xi
y's series
darksouls 1
axiom verge
hover
sunset overdrive
road redemption
synthetik
ultima underworld series
mdk series
diluvion
desync
killing floor / 2
megaman legends series
ephemeral phantasia
might and magic series
wizards and warriors
dual hearts
donut county
fire pro wrestling world
xanadu next
starwards jedi outcast/ academy
starwars pod racer
star wars: shadows of the empire

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Homemade edibles can be inconsistent if you're a retard, sounds like your friend messed up

I'm like 180 so pretty fat

Playing through THUMPER while ultrahigh was terrifying, but totally worth it.

VRchat
Its pretty funny

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ah. so the solution is to up your dosage. i'm not sure how much are homemade edibles but if you buy from a store then it has the dosage on the label.

Genuinely sucks you in. Only time you come back to reality is when you die

bro..

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>kingdom come
My negro, quite possibly the most comfy RPG experience going.

GOTHIC 2!!!! I smoke whenever my character smokes.

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I like FFXIV while high, it gets very immersive.

Those guys I smoked with were old roommates at university. This summer I'm definitely going to buy a couple of ounces and call over some friends to play halo reach when it drops on MCC.

not if you are a genetic failure

Post the chocolate rain man to make this an EBIN thread about turning your head away from pot smokers and / or smashies, and thank me later

LMAO

i am currently high and i have been playing guacamelee 2
it is alright but i'd like a better metroidvania, or at least something else, an alternative. i enjoy how active and fast-paced it is

all weed does is make fap

I miss the old days when I was finally done with high school and my friend and I would go out at night to chill in his sports car and get high, we would always stay out until 1am.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers

Aquaria, Axiom Verge, youve prob played hollowknight already. Also would do well to check out some immersive sims.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

played a little bit of aquaria
didn't like AV
need to finish HK some time ever
i wouldn't mind finding a good walking sim

Been playing Mordhau a bunch.
Downloading Dauntless now.

Anyone want to play a game of Serious Sam first encounter