Whats up poorfags? ;)))
Whats up? ;)
Look what i just got in the mail
American express platinum card ;) only for richfags like me
You pathetic poorfag losers cant get it
Jelly? ;)
Maybe if you focus on making money instead of wasting your life on video games you can get one too;))
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Not really, I dont want for much.
>special elite debt for rich smarties like me
Good goy
Wasting my life is more enjoyable than making money.
I was but then I remembered you're here with me posting this to Yea Forums on a saturday.
Correct post
I don't know whether 'i'm rich, better tell Yea Forums' or 'i pretend to be rich to troll Yea Forums' is worse
The 'I think anyone cares if I'm rich'
Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and― I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'
Cool. Now go spend some money so I can do my job and charge you interest.
>Falling for the plastic jew
Yikes!
and then the card clapped
credit cards are for poorfags, rich fags pay cash
Do you know how Amex works?
Nice "I LOVE DEBT FUCK ME HARDER GOLDBERG" card
Its in metal;) Its a premium card
That you, Patrick Bateman?
imagine being called Keith
Lol platinum cards thinking they're rich.
>Threads like this are ok
>Threads about Mtg Arena get deleted
Ok.
Based platinum bro
teach me how to acquire funds richbro I want to escape this den of bitter ugly poorfags.
>Not paying with debit card using your real money
Disgusting
>Credit card
Hahahahaha oh wow.
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the rollercoaster? Yeah, he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride 'cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free, so he had to dodge for, like, 20 minutes or so.
and yet you are still here.
you failed harder at life and the possibilities it threw at you than any basement dwelling kissless neet virgin here ever could.
I thought it was the black one that was the ultra-fancy special card?
Focusing on monetary pursuits is also a waste of your life.
>anime
Fucking cringe
Grow up
>buy things on burrowed money
>thinks he's rich
We are all gonna die. The human life span is pathetic on the scale of the universe. We won't get to see or participate anything important in our universe no matter how rich or famous you get on this planet.
The human race will probably just go extinct before start colonizing the galaxy. Everything is pointless might as well just play some vidya.
Am I supposed to know what that is?
>not black card
Heh
>Get AMEX card
>Toss up if you'll be able to pay with it wherever you go
Meanwhile VISA/Mastercard chads can pay literally anywhere in the world
I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over, either; he somehow managed to fall under his own
>underaged here actually think this is impressive
Lmao what. You just need a non-shit credit score. You don't need to be rich to do this just need to not spend money like a retard and pay back your debts. This is fucking ez mode.
>£450 per year
Woah careful with those fat stacks m8
lol keith
I just applied for a black card with my bank and even though my income is low they approved it straight away.
They don't seem so difficult
>Keith
fuck user, I'm sorry
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cliff, broke both his legs? It's not a funny "ha-ha" story so much as it's a make-you-think story. For instance, windshields look pretty durable, right? Not the case, according to Keith. Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker
people with money use cards to build credit, my NEET friend.
neither are good, but i'd say it's much worse someone making offtopic post with a picture of a credit card from the internet with some retarded text.
>I just applied for a black card with my bank
Lmao you fucking lying idiot. Black Cards are invitation only.
ok get us something on Humble Bundle richie keith
>Look what i just got in the mail
photo-jul-09-9-58-35-pm
Keith, shut the fuck up
My nigga, AmEx poseurs are cute with their toys
based neetbro
You don’t apply t black card. They’re invite only... so....
>all the people in this bread not knowing difference between charge card and credit card
It didn't actually come like that did it? In that stupid wood holder? That's the cringiest thing I've seen in awhile.
>with my bank
can you read
Aww Keith don't be mad
I'm sure your bull will like saying your name over and over while sticking it in your tight butthole
But me and my family have three of these and we're middleclass.
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell down an open manhole? He was unconscious down there for like a week. Durin' that time, unbeknowst to Keith, they paved over him. Keith had to
What do these even do? I'm a 19 year old college student, I don't know this shit I only masturbate and serve people shitty food
>Amex
>physical locations
No other bank has a black card. They’re just make believe shit to make poor fats feel superior. But they’re not real black cards.
>with my bank
can you read
I never said I was with jewmerican express
imagine having to be there and see their bodies dismembered
HE HAD TO WHAT
This one time, my buddy Keith, on a DARE, got a tattoo: "I'm a moron" right across his forehead, man. 'Course, he made two hundred bucks off that, so...you ask yourself: Who's the REAL moron?
That’s not a black card, user.
it's a card and it is black. I made it clear, Keith?
seems you inherited your parents lack of intelligence , I mean who names their kid Keith?
>google Keith King
First thing is about some guy getting cucked by made 8.8mil sueing the Chad that fucked his wife
OP is that you?
They let you get into the Centurion Club in airports, which is a froofroo "members only" thing where they serve you free drinks and food while you wait for your flight. that's about as much as I've experienced.
Will say it's really fucking nice the area.
>not building a line of credit
Have fun doing literally anything once you're booted from the safe shelter of your parents' basement.
>American Express
A lot of places in the UK don't accept your crappy NA card. Us Brits know the true master races are Mastercard/Visa.
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>gets cucked
>sues wifes husband
>gets rich
good going keith
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith made sushi? Yeah, his mom took him to a sushi place for his birthday and he didn't want to go, but he turned out he LOVED it, man. But it's like 10 bucks a su-sho in one of them places, so Keith figures, "Hey, how hard can it be to roll up some raw food in seaweed," right? As it turns out, it's hard. Now, they say that experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat three pounds of raw chicken, it kills you. Now luckily, Keith's brain went into self-defense mode and started shutting organs down to head the chicken off at the pass, and the doctors were able to get 'em out before his heart stopped. But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot, and doesn't recognize his own brother Paul no more.
I imagine OP is someone who really hates someone could Keith King and took these photos from his social media - he is now acting like a cunt in this thread - hoping that we think OP is Keith King and ruin his life.
Pretty obvious.
>Keith King
How you gonna pay your credit card bills if you dont trust banks?
Oh neat. I just see them sometimes
buy me an xbox one x rich fag
They have bigger credit lines and have access to some special treatment from the bank.