Wake up

>Wake up
>Eat breakfast
>Brush my teeth and take a shower
>Study with a touch of vidya or other hobbies here an there
>Cook and eat
>Brush my teeth
>Study + hobby
>Cook and eat
>Brush my teeth
>Either play video/board games or beg to be bullied with whoever is available
>Sleep
Life is good

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how many times do you fap holy shit i cant do it more than once a day.

I fapped 8 times yesterday and I was shooting blanks on the last one and got a splitting headache.

Now I feel too lethargic to do anything today

Where's work?

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Now that's gotta be some legit low test. Shit man, some days I start off jacking off twice, do daily business, fuck twice, and possibly finish it off with one last jacking session.

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>wake up
>travel
>work
>travel back
>HAHA VIDYA TIEM
>netflix and fall asleep

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I did that once and my dick started hurting. Not sure why I was so horny that day.

what do you fap to
have you seen the newest umemaro hentai?
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ce93a81909b4

>He didn't fap 10+ times a day in his prime
Only did it once to set a personal best. I think mine was 9 or 11. Can't remember now.

hentai is disgusting

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Spending all day milking and bullying your friends is the best.

>wake up
>uni
>spend one hour figuring out which game to play
>study
>gamedev
>finally figured out which game to play
>it's shit
>go to sleep

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>wake up after 2-3 hrs sleep
>awake for 24-30 hours
>sleep
>wake up after 2-3 hours sleep
its a tired kind of feel

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>wake up
>grab a brush and put on a little make-up

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>brushing your teeth 3 times a day

Are you a fucking zombie?

maybe

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>wake up
>feel sad
>go to bed

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Doldrums ass motherfuckers here.

>durr just get a job xD

>get killed in your dream while sleep
>wake up fearing death all day

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been there
mental stability is walking on a thin rope

Umemaro is still putting out work?

>weekend starts
>blogposts and K posters increase 200%

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he should have said get a career

>wake up
>stay in bed all day
>go back to sleep

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>dread going to sleep because you might dream of her
>finally fall asleep
>dream of her
>wake up in tears

This

based

>Full time wagie again working my first actual tech job
>Fast paced environment
>Free time is suddenly much more enjoyable.

NEETS or Wagies, we all lose

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based

>not doing one for every waking hour
In my teens I remember reaching 17 but after the 6-7 you just stop shooting anything so it's not as fun.
Nowadays I'm tired if I do more than one a day.

>bro just make your life even more shit

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>can only fap once a day nowadays and then have to take a break for a day or two, otherwise if i force it masturbation feels meaningless and unenjoyable

god there are so many anime titties to think about but so little jizz and energy to fap to them, this sucks man

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>wake up
>0 replies from applications
>apply for 100000 more jobs
>play vidya
>eat
>fap
>sleep
>repeat

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Delet this

>dream of her
>its a beautiful scenery
>your waifu is smiling and happy to see you
>you hug and embrace her
>you lie on the beatiful fields of flower beds and begin to court her in the missionary position
>it feels so nice
>giant load into her, she takes it
>finish, she smiles at you
>"I wish you were hear with me"
>wake up
>dick is not even hard
>no cum to be scene because your dick is fucked
>the pain sets in

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>no driving licence, neet, no gf, shitty flat
>still have my health, nice family, enough free time to sleep well, work out, cycle, listen to music, cook and eat healthy and enjoy nice things

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>wake up
>play vidya
>fap
>play vidya
>eat
>play vidya
>fap
>play vidya
>eat
>play vidya
>fap
>play vidya
>eat
>play vidya
>fap
>sleep
>repeat

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i really dont wanna be a wageslave bros

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not like this bros...

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>once a day
>his complaining
try once every 2 weeks and there is hardly any cum, you came in 10 seconds, and it wasn't enjoyable but your dick was sore as fuck.

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Get a flexible work from home IT job. There are plenty out there.

I was talking about my ex, but having a waifu you will never fully be with no matter how hard you try is also fucked

yeah if you want pennies for a hours worth of work.

>wake up
>3 deliveries in drawthreads
>go to interview set up thanks to family friend
>get job
>go home
>fap
>eat
>fap
>watch speedruns of vidya
>fap
>sleep

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>wake up around 5-6
>first at work
>first guy leaving, they hate it
>shitpost, vidya and fap
>bed at 9

>wake up
>stay in bed for 4 hours shitposting on Yea Forums
>eat lunch
>back to shitposting
>eat dinner
>back to shitposting
>sleep
>repeat

holy based

>Wake up at 5:30
>Get back to shitty dorm room at 4
>Do chores
>Appease GFs attention
>too tired to play video games
>watch youtube or read for 2 hours until I pass out
>Friday night finally get to enjoy free time
>Saturday is spend time with GF day
>Sunday is dread waking up for work tomorrow day
Anyone else feel like theyre about to fucking snap
I have to somehow start and finish Uni while doing all of this
Help

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Better than having no income and being a parents basement dweller. These jobs are piss easy and even you retards should be able to automate your daily work.

>get a job
what do you think im trying to do user
nobody hires. i didnt choose to be born so im not going to be made to feel bad for being dealt shitty cards in life
fuck you

What is a typical girl's day like?

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>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ce93a81909b4
god speed

>He thinks it gets better after uni
hint: it gets worse

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>having a gf while trying to study at uni
bruh

Dump her

>Live at home with senile aunt that I have to watch over, my nephew who is here 50% of the day so I end up watching him too, parents that dont respect me
>Full time student the last year, all As, finishing a degree in Fall
>Full time working two jobs for the summer, plus watching the old lady and boy.
>Not too stressed

Just find something that helps you de-stress man, I sketch and paint birds and plants

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>They think I'm at uni
Sorry for the misunderstanding
I work from 7 to 4 5 days a week
I need to start online classes

huh no wonder why many of you hate video games. You are broke ass niggas with too much time on your hands.

"WHY AM I DEPRESSED"

>wake up at 12-1 mid day
>make coffee
>queue up some Yea Forums threads to read while sipping on coffee
>play a few rounds of Siege
>eat something while listening to youtube or podcasts
>do some light chores
>watch anime
>play some single player vidya
>eat dinner
>make sleepy tea and take meltatonin
>read manga or vn's
>sleep at 3 in the morning

feels good being a part time cuck

>wake up
>eat
>do groceries
>go to the gym
>nap
>eat
>watch movie
>sleep

It is if you don't take your time with each wank.

>he faps every day

here user let me help you

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When did memes got so real?

long term abuse can seriously damage your brain retard

>Cant find anything to fap to cause mind changes about whats sexy or not

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>wake up
>breakfast, shower
>play vidya or shitpost
>work
>gym
>drawthread delivery
>play vidya or shitpost
>go to bed at 10
I wish I had friends.

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>shower in the morning
>not when getting home from work
And if you shower at the gym aren't you fucking your skin up with all those showers?

why exactly is making money to further fuel the cycle, the solution to the problem?

>too depressed to fap
>to unmotivated to play much vidya
I'll play UNIST for an hour every other day but that's it. Haven't fapped in like two weeks. Nothing helps. I will probably sleep for 12 hours a day now that I'm NEET, I hate being awake.

>Dude lowtest lazy fat fuck lmao
I'm only 140 pounds and exercise every other day

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>Wake up
>Drink water
>Eat
>vidya
>work
>eat
>vidya
>wake up

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>wake up
>check social media
>time to mow the lawn
>halfway through mowing the string flies out
>too weak from mowing with an electric mower to open the fucking rotor
>half of lawn unfinished
>mfw

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hi me

I don't usually shower at the gym. I've tried to give up morning showers but I can't, I take cold showers to wake me up.

based

You're not high test, you have an addiction.

>he believes baseless propaganda spread by people jealous on how many jobs the based druglords created

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>wake up
>eat
>go to work
>get paid to answer phone and front door
>nobody ever comes or calls
>watch vidya streams instead
>go home
>eat
vidya
>sleep

Jesus this is based

See? What did I just say.

>non-addictive
>I do it because it's fun bro, it's just a daily treat not a fix.

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be my bf plz

God this feel
I miss her, I can only see her in dreams, waking up alone is the real nightmare

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>wake up
>masturbate until you squirt
>bully virgins on Yea Forums while masturbating
>eat and rub titties
>fuck chad
>go on twitch for a few minutes for grocery money
>play vidya
>jill off one more time
>sleep

For me anyway :)

When was the last time you asked a girl out?
Asked a girl last year at the company I work at, she was already in a relationship.

just get a job, whatever it is
and start dabbling in drugs

i mean be a responsible consumer of course.

go earn some money, spend it on some E, ketamine, cannabis &&other various if you're feeling really fruity

>slaving away all day to make money for someone else

fucking wagecucks and their reasoning

4 years ago and a half years ago. She left me 2 months ago. I haven't had the will to ask out a girl yet, but I trying to excersize and be confident again.

why'd you need to get k off the darknet. you merricun?

AHAHAHAHAHAH IT IS SO FUN U QUOTE A SONK OJT OF AN WHAT OP SAID PLZ SAY MORE FUNNY THINGS YOU EPIC ANONYMOUS USER I LITERALLY LOL AT PUBLIC WHILE SHITTING MY PANTS SO HERE IS A (You) SO EVERYONE THING U ARE BASED.

AHAHAHAHAAAAÁAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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>He doesn’t get a comfy night job as a security guard

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>wake up @sunset
>try to gamedev
>give up
>dude weed
>sleep

How do I get one of these and how well do they pay

How about you add one more to the list, weebshitter.
How about you die?

Post your progress so I can bully you
Post yours too

>wake up
>go to work
>eat
>go home
>play vidiya
>fap
>eat
sleep
>repeat
Damn, thank you user

Any major security company at least in the US will help you get a guard card, I think you pay $106 for it. Rest is a boring one day class and training. Then bam, security job. Pay varies a lot depending where you work.

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How many times a day do you fags nut? I haven't stopped doing 4 or so average, more on weekends when I'm hungover

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Weebshitters failing to be funny again.
Just shut the fuck up.
Nobody cares what you think about anything and you should have no right to express your disgusting genetic dead end self.

Because not only will the job force his dumb ass to stop masturbating all the time, but the time away from games will make the games played the sweeter. We're literally not wired to *do nothing*. Even a low-tier task (if paid fairly) is a way better anchoring point mentally than literally nothing.

I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HELL
SO MANY TIMES I'VE TRIED
BUT I'M STILL CAGED INSIDE
SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF

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Getting a job doesn't stop you from jacking it
I work full time

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do you mean like in a row or throughout the day?
i usually go for 2 in a row, sometimes 3 per session
but then again i only get one session a day unless its my day off

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If you're actively taking time away from work to go masturbate then you have bigger problems and need fucking therapy.

>reached a new level of depression where i actually want to fap less and less because of insecurity
Please release me from this hell

>fap
>eat

user getting paid to fap is an amazing career

You wanted to

What is this shit about getting a job helping?
Job is pretty damn monotous thing to have.
I am not encouraging NEETery, it's just that this shit of repetition and dullness your life has become, work won't fix, it may feel fresh to you for first two months, but after that, you will fall into that routine again.
You need to actually do something for yourself creatively, start writting, make music, make video, I don't know, just create something. Get yourself a full-filling hobby, vidiya obviously isn't it.

>wake up
>get up
>get out there

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>Be 26
>NEET
>Feel like I've honestly gotten too old for Yea Forums at this point
>Still end up spending entire days on here
>It's gotten to the point where I don't even bother posting much anymore, I just mostly lurk now

I once managed eight, but I then refused to touch my dick for a week.

Like once a week.

The general idea behind getting a job is that it’s supposed to get you out of your comfort zone, thus making you more open to doing more things you might not want to at first, building discipline and a paycheck in the process.

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sometimes i wish for that NEET life but only on weekday mornings

>saturday
>wake up 8am
>have to go to laundry mat before 9am or its full
>have to do food shopping, live in brooklyn and no car so have to leave as soon as laundry is done
>have to prep my food for storage so it doesnt take up too much space
>have to clean backyard because flat mates didnt take care of it
>have to figure out whats wrong with the oven
>turns out nothing is wrong, my flat mate just can't into the knobs
>going to scrub the walls with bleach in about 20-30 minutes
>have to clean bathroom, room mates don't know how to take care of it
>playing rdr2, have to find and hunt all this shit so i can get upgrades, in between everything else

pic related is how i feel sometimes

still always make time for shitposting and off-topic threads

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Kek

this, I get paid to jack it, win win

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>live in brooklyn
I’m sorry dude

>watashit

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What job so i can apply?

better than
>pour up
>drank
>head shot
>drank
>sit down
>drank
>stand up
>drank
>pass out
>drank
>wake up
>drank

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based

>try once every 2 weeks and there is hardly any cum, you came in 10 seconds, and it wasn't enjoyable

your dick is broken user

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Nighttime security guard/twitch masturbator

did you forget this ?

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I have a job and I still masturbate at least four times a day.
I just can't help it, I'm too fucking horny.

Faded

The red one is superior

Seriously considering buying one and trying it out.

drank

it's ok i live with a qt girl flat mate and we get along, and there's some qts in my building. i live in a decent neighborhood, nigs are loud but they're decent all things considered. at least it's not fucking jamaica.

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streamable.com/nrn17
bully away

Please don't, its already been their most successful advertising campaign, don't give them more money

getting a job is way easier than you think
it might not be a good job, but you have to start somewhere
the only thing stopping you is yourself
no more excuses

>at least it's not fucking jamaica
Rude

jamaica queens ya bombaclot

>wake up
>shower
>dress
>go to work
>ten hour shift
>get maybe four or five calls the whole time
>spend the rest of the time playing my switch or using my phone
>repeat monday through thursday
>three full days off
>play vidya
>make music
>repeat
for $14.66/hr it's actually really nice

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Have sex

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>>Get milked by my Steam friend
DSP HUH WUT

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new york fucking sucks, been wanting to move to another state but its such a scary endeavor

wake up, go to work, come home, vidya, bed, repeat until the weekend where i can just play more vidya and work on personal projects

how will OP ever recover?

>I fapped 8 times yesterday and I was shooting blanks on the last one and got a splitting headache.
Damn my personal best is 6 god speed you tremendous double nigger.

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>Busted another nut while shitposting in this thread
life is alright
I feel bad for you fags that only cum once a day, this is fantastic

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This. Makes me sad when the rest of my life is going to be like that at this rate.

>14.66/hr

i just got bumped from 14/hr to 17/hr yesterday because i saved my manager's bacon, and got a really hard certification. my paycheck for may 31st will retroactively show my pay bump, and my boss said i'm eligible for another raise in 6 months.

do something with that free time user. i was miserable from jan to april studying for my cert, but the pay raise just added 5k to my wallet.

>wake up
and there goes my day

i hope those were the sections for the health upgrades user

4-5 times. I'm a horndog and enjoy fapping.

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Wtf you fap more times that the times you eat, that can’t be right

I fap to shota :3

>but its such a scary endeavor

nigger you're surrounded by some of the most obnoxious niggers that ever rode public transit in the country, possibly the world. what could possibly be scarier than spending everyday hoping you wont get into some petty argument that may escalate to a stabbing.

my job is entry level though, i handle prescription benefits for aetna medicare part d members
your job sounds a lot more important and therefore worth more. not sure i could get paid that kind of money where i'm working now but i'm trying to look into other options

based
me too

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underage b&

>go to sleep
>wake up dead

seriously?

I want to get a job, but there isn't much of a market for disfigured cripples, with zero work history, no references, and no marketable skills.

All of the minimum wage desk jobs, which are the only jobs I can physically do, get a thousand applications from people currently working minimum wage manual labor jobs because they don't want to work them anymore... I can't compete with them because, once again, no work history, experience, or references.

Same, about to go again

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5 before the self loathing kicked in

Jesus Christ. How many times do you need to bursh your teeth, faggot

you sound pretty cute
fag

Based and boomercorepilled

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>can only fap once a day nowadays and then have to take a break for a day or two, otherwise if i force it masturbation feels meaningless and unenjoyable
Why are you giving me these feels man take em back.

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Me too.

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Yeah but then i have to figure out where am i going to work, where am i going to study, how will i make new friends etc.

1-5
Not him but if I had the money I'd be perpetually drunk.

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which vidya you playing currently neetbros? for me it's SA1 and the original Mother

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>tfw never jacked off to real porn

I just don't get it man

>the original Mother
it better be the 25th anniversary edition or you're just robbing yourself of a good time

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>my job is entry level though,

my current job is also entry level, literally "dont be a retard and copy-paste the text from pdf to email"tier. i'm still going to be doing my entry level job for a bit because we're so short-staffed and hired a retard (some anxiety-induced half irish half jamaican manlet with freckles) that couldn't copy paste text right or even fucking use the shift/ctrl+rmb right.

it sounds like you do accounting or something along those lines. feel out certified public accountant or certified valuation analyst certs.

For me it's more like
>wake up
>browse Yea Forums
>fap
>browse Yea Forums
>eat
>browse Yea Forums
>fap
>browse Yea Forums
>eat
>browse Yea Forums
>fap
>browse Yea Forums
>eat
>browse Yea Forums
>fap
>sleep
>repeat

I fap to vore and still have sex regularly. -w- Eat your heart out justinrpg.

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Wtf that sounds based as fuck.

Should I be a physical therapist? I'm an undergrad what the fuck do i do

I have the exact same routine except a workout thrown in there. At least I can look good while being depressed.

Used be a faggot like you
Now I
>Wake up
>Go to work/Talk to QT
>Play Vidya
>Work out
>Stopped Fapping
>Sleep

Been like this for month now, feel fucking great

Who is this qt

im trying to bank up money and resume bullets. friends and study can work themselves out if you have steady income.

i'll look into that, thanks for the advice user
love you
no homo

>wake up
>Yea Forums
>eat
>study 2 hours
>eat
>sleep
>study 2 hours
>Yea Forums/movie
>sleep
>repeat

Thats my first vidya fap, mother fucking Yae from mystical ninja, a terrific n64 game that you should play

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>Wake up
>Think about getting milked by my capricious RP friend
>Don't
>Repeat

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Is this all you have so far? What happens if you fall off?
What are the enemies?
What's the gameplay?
I want to see your model closer too
So far it looks pretty neat. Keep up the work.

YOU CAN ALL CHANGE AND BE SUCCESSFUL. LIFE IS LONG. HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK BUT WE HUMAMS ARE CAPABLE OF GREAT THINGS. JUST FUCKING DO IT PLEASE. AND HAVE SEX TOO

Just lie about having job experience, and mark "I'd prefer not to call this number" on it. This is even easier if you make your last job Wal-mart, as they print out the receipts with the store manager's name on it, which means you just put the address, number, previous store manager, etc. on there.

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>wake up
>can't play vidya because it doesn't fill the void anymore
>cry all day
>sleep

>no steam friend to fap with anymore because he got upset over something trivial and removed me, added me back a bit later but basically didn't seem interested in talking to me anymore so i removed them after awhile

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Start streaming, make the stream about being a disfigured cripple who plays vidya.

Monster Hunter World

I'll check it out user!

>ketamine
>non-addictive
Every single retard I've seen spouting this is addicted to ketamine, and they always end up being volatile as fuck

it's not, but that does look nice

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>come back from work
>play some vidya for 5 minutes
>already have to go to sleep to get at least 7 hours of sleep

Guys stop talking about fapping I'm trying to talk to other anons about video game related stuff and I don't want this thread deleted

And then you have threads mocking how the World Health Association declared video game as addictive.

np, fampai. you should check with HR or senior employees to see what certs qualify for career paths. you might see emails that show

>(name) CPA/CSV-(company abbreviation)

incidentally, i'm a customs import specialist but i don't use it, until i actually do real work

Get tested for low T.
I got put on TRT and that shit changed my life dudes

>actually playing video games
here's the correct order
>wake up
>Yea Forums
>eat
>sleep
>repeat

>Be a nurse. Not even joking.

you fucking should be. nursing is exhausting and not compatible with vidya.

>t. mother is a neo-natal nurse

This.
t. nurse

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Just follow this guide and you'll be able to fap 4 times a day, and that's the minimum.

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nurse is a job where you get underpaid for the amount of effort and time you put into the job.

Believe me, it sucks.

I will never not think of this guide when I see Bloo

>Born 1992
>tfw I keep worrying about the fact that I'm getting old now

It's weird to think that 2010 was already nearly a decade ago. I miss being a dumb teenager back then.

>fap since i was 11
>fap dailyat least twice a day for 20 years

man, my balls hurts so much now, probably can't have children anymore since i xpel all that milk or my childs would be retards from that bad quality seed.

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So you eat your cum?

Nothing is more rewarding internally for me. The money is just a really nice bonus.

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>tfw most of the lewd folks moved to discord
It's just easier to post images on

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there's some benefits and compensations though

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I will only talk lewd with girls

please come to arizona

Would be a waste of protein not to.

>YOU CAN ALL CHANGE AND BE SUCCESSFUL. LIFE IS LONG. HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK BUT WE HUMAMS ARE CAPABLE OF GREAT THINGS. JUST FUCKING DO IT PLEASE. AND HAVE SEX TOO

I don't think its your balls that would make your kids retarded B)

What are you, gay?

I can't fathom not working, simply because food and shelter costs money. As do video cards and processors

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Tell me your secrets. I literally have a girl talking about getting naked and masturbating all the time and I just make tertiary comments like "Ah that must be comfy. I like living like that too"

No just very picky when it comes to men

Discord has been a big source of lood shenanagins for me lately, animated avatars and loose moderation mean basicly anything goes~

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i started fapping when i was 18 and i was a bit tired of it by 22, i'm 26 now and i fap less in a week than i have fingers on one hand.

i still obsessively save all nsfw pics in off-topic threads just in case i need them a year or two from now

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ket is for horses you dumb motherfuckers

i need a fucking erp bf

Link the full
I basically just started out asking the one girl I did it with what she was fapping to and talk about what we both like.

>18
How? I started when I was like 9 or 10.

>wake up
>rent runs out in 5 days
>throw away some more possessions
>gather sleeping bag and tent
>pack things into backpack
>play a little Overwatch before I'm homeless

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its completely possible but you will burn out

>I started when I was like 9 or 10.

anyone who says they started around that age, has probably been diddled

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How does it feel to “burn out” from fapping too much?

Of all the games you could play before getting the boot you chose Overwatch?

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H-how do I start a conversation? I really don't want to be seen as a clingy orbiter. I've been a hermit with little social interaction.

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Please don't. We already have too many Californians moving here.

I want to kiss her stomach so bad.

I started when I was like 6 and I'm asexual

I spent my ENTIRE FUCKING AFTERNOON cleaning my room. It was time for a thorough cleaning as I do once a year. It's 10pm here and my laundry is coming out of the dryer. After folding it, I will SLEEP. Tomorrow I will play Phoenix Wright and do my homeworks, see ya guys.

overcucks literally can;t pay rent LOL

I haven't.

play deep rock galactic. or risk of rain 2, or the countless other actually good vidya games and stop taking it up the ass from AAA publishers.

>Invested in bitcoin
>Invested money from that to few apartments
>Live with the rent money from said apartments
Work isn't mandatory if you are lucky or born rich

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>burn out
>been doing for over a decade
y-yea, your libido will totally even out haha

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>wake
>chug water
>shower
>chug water and eat
>videogames
>fap
>eat
>videogames
>fap
>chug water and eat
>sleep
Key to regular faps is early hydration and zinc, long term low zinc can cause hypogonads and taking zinc can make your balls bigger if you had the issue

my dick feels like a raggedy-ass sponge that hasnt been replaced in a year

>lease is up in 3 months
>getting tired of paying almost $800/month for a shit apartment
>tired of the city
Honestly debating on selling all my shit, quitting my job, and living out of a van for a while.

If she's telling you she's masturbating you're already talking to her. Just ask her "to what?"

>getting tired of paying almost $800/month for a shit apartment

how shit are we talking about

>wake up
>eat healthy
>lift
>sit at the park bench for a while
>work
>eat
>play vidya and watch videos
>sleep
we're all gonna make it, brahs

After fapping with anons I never want to go back. Porn just isn't good enough anymore. Even if you don't like ERP, streaming hentai or sharing images so you and your friend(s) can fap with you is the best, especially when you all time it so you cum together. Fapping to porn by myself is just too boring now.

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Post room
Post the full fucking images retard

for me my dick just couldnt get hard anymore at all no matter what, it horrified me

I've literally only fapped once ERPing once and it felt so much better than just doing it alone. It's hard to go back.

I discovered masturbation and orgasms at age 6 by humping my pillow.

That didn’t fuck me up too hard, right?

>wake up
>eat
>think about play vidya
>Dont
>work on commissions instead
>parents tell me to get a real job
>tell them how I cant cause I keep getting rejected from literally everywhere and I dont know why
>Feel bad because im wasting my life and im unable to tell the girl I like my feelings for her.
>think about how I cant pay off my student debt
>fap
>go to bed
Repeat until I die.

I feel like I hit a snag in my life and I just cant get out of it. I honestly never thought I'd reach a point this low in my life. I atleast expected to be employed.

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is this true?

i am envious of girls

Stop fapping. My foreskin got chapped and cracked from fapping too much because it stretches out the foreskin especially if you do it frequently and violently.

It's been like this for a while and I may need to get circumcised to avoid infection. Take care of your foreskin, bros.

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>haven't played a video game for more than 10 minutes in years
>Depression, going backwards with meds and therapy
>Social anxiety disorder, major+persistent depressive disorder
>Napped 12 hours yesterday because it was easier than being awake

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Fapped with anyone in voice chat yet? I've done it twice and it's great after you get over the initial shyness. The best is when you can actually hear the other person's hand pumping at their cock over the mic.

should i start taking zinc? my dick is shit, i want big cummies

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steam drama is cringy

say what you will but at least his cock is two feet long

>My foreskin got chapped and cracked from fapping too much because it stretches out the foreskin especially if you do it frequently and violently.

have you considered not treating your dick like it owes you money?

or using lube?

I agree, most of what I fap to now is what I'm told to use by folks, that erp and VRsex and teledildonics have spoiled my dick and ass, I love it

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please do not use bocchi for your gay blog posting

>Get the urge to masturbate like 10 times per day
>Have no material to jerk off to

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Stop talking about fapping, I don't want this thread to get deleted before the game dev replies to my post

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>teledildonics
Lucky fucker.

>lube
I used to brag that I don't need lube because your foreskin helps slime up the tip with precum (think of it like a big blanket that smothers your penis head)

But I do it so often that I barely even precum these days

Looks pretty cool, got anymore info?

i never asked for it

Pathologic

Thought I'd play the first one before Pathologic 2. I mean you guys keep talking about how its the coolest shit since canned bread

This is from "Muma no Machi Cornelica"

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Be my gamedev gf

those are rookie numbers

I take a strict no bullshit policy with that stuff. As soon as someone who I thought was just a fap buddy tries unloading emotional baggage or other shit, or messages me too much I tell them I'm only looking to fap and then instant-drop and block if they get pissy about it. It's annoying as hell with how common they are but over time you can find some decent people who don't try to turn fap sessions into e-relationship crap.

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use your imagination, zoomer

god, i cant wait for the internet to get fucked up/censored and watch all the zoomer kids get backed up because they dont know how to fap without easy accessible and free porn.

back in the day we earned our faps.

is that girl naked? why is she naked

Why is shaving my pubes so annoying
I just wish it would stop growing hair

I'm older than you.

should i take zinc answer me faggots

>not brazilian waxing your perianal with nose pore strips for that baby smooth feel

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>wake up
>go back to sleep

...

This. I really let it go in the winter. So by the time spring rolls around, it looks like Osama bin Laden's beard.

You are not wrong here. But as long as you like/don't hate your job it is a comfy way of living.

Plus weekend time feels amazing. You can literally do whatever you want AND feel good about it because there are no remorse for wasting your time. If you managed to do something productive or met up with friends it's even better.

All I'm saying it almost feels like a meme when people talk about "wagecucking". Also don't listen to people saying not enough free time they chose bad job or have bad time management skill.

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bullshit, otherwise material would not be a problem, only your supply of viagara.

isnt that a bait image?

>wake up
>too tired to get out of bed
>take some adderall with some coffee
>too unmotivated to play any vidya
>take some more adderall and energy drinks
>hyoerfocus on soulless mmo's for 6 hours straight
>remember I need to work, take some more adderall before getting ready
>need to leave the hous for work but too anxious for social interactions
>get drunk/take xanax
>finish work
>go home, too stimulated to relax or sleep
>get drunk and take sleeping pills until blackout
>repeat the next day

It's great bros I love it haha

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What cert did you get?

Imagination takes too long. I need to be especially horny to use my imagination. I don't like wasting that amount of time jerking off, even though it feels amazing.

I thought adderall was for like ADHD not energy?

I'm 22 and I feel like such a failure. Been out of secondary school since June 2017 and I've done nothing.

I want to do some sort of college course but everything thats available is just so boring or out of my league (physical health problems and low grades), idk where to get a job either cause my home life sucks looking after my sick granddad most of the time.

Just need something to do, going to the hospital tomorrow for a physical. Apparently my lungs were better when I was 8 and they thought I was a heavy smoker even though I've never smoked.

Where do I start?

join /sig/ and get rid off your addictions

if it seems impossible remember to take small steps and doing slightly better than yesterday is already great progress

Delivery is by far the best entrance level unskilled job you can get.

>Yea Forums discords
speedonvhs and adamantium are fags

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Sorry if your feelings were hurt, wagie.
Enjoy the rest of your (hopefully long) weekend.

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Thanks senpai I'll check the thread out

you keep posting this image but it's absolutely incomprehensible. tells me nothing

I like girls and traps desu

I wish I could hold off for that long. At 28 I masturbate anywhere between 1 and 3 times a day. Done so consistently since I was 11.
I wish I could go more than a few days without feeling like I'm going to explode.

im 28 and the opposite. never ever get erections anymore. can't cum much and it my dick hurts sometimes (sore balls).
what the fucks wrong with me. the SSRI autism meds?

>wake up
>rip a fat piss
>wash face
>drink water
>eat healthy breakfast
>beat the fuck out of my dick
>check mailbox for welfare check
>cash it electronically
>order more anime figurines
>fap again
>play vidya
>break for lunch
>work on projects for a few hours
>go outside for some errand, try to get out at least once a day
>come back
>more vidya and masturbation, eat dinner at some point (i've been getting into grilling recently)
Wouldn't trade my life for anyone else's desu

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I already cum 7-11ml of mostly watery prostate fluid if I'm hydrated.
God damn I gotta give this a go

Its fine to not have a job, but living like a vegetable is even worse. The purpose of NEEThood should be to have the time and energy to chase your own desires and aspirations, it can be whatever dumb shit you like, it just has to be something you're passionate for.
Staying up to 4am playing vidya isnt special if you do it every night

Source pls

Where would I begin to find a fap buddy? Female, more specifically. All I need is what's stated- no bullshit, just enjoyable faps with an ePartner.

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5 a day minimum

been there done that. its a viscious cycle my friend. leave it while you can.

I worked with a nurse before. A week later I knew the entire hospitals gossip. They're so mean to each other. It's like seeing a light flip eavesdropping on one nurse saying in detail how much she wants to murder someone then a patient or guest comes to the desk and they put on the customer service smile. The breakroom was depressing as fuck. I guess because their jobs are pretty thankless and medschool makes people commit suicide and their parents forcing them to be in the medical field makes them all bitter.

>no material
Are you retarded?

This, except swap am and pm

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>playing video games
Gay as fuck

Get your shit together.

>Neet having that job a sleep schedule

>added some healsluts from a thread awhile back
>get me off once then never respond to me again
fuck you, you can't just drain thick ropes out of me and leave

This is exactly my schedule except I actually have a job

What did he mean by this?

If it's so fine to not have a job then why do I feel like such a piece of shit for not having one?

Hearing about how much anons lewd really gets me going like nothing else. Shame I can't meet up with them as fap buddies outside of the thread by dropping contact info without appearing as even more of a fag than I already am.

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>NEET
>job

societal pressure and being raised to think you need one

Because i'm guessing your life has no purpose

I want to cum inside of tomoko

>caring about appearing as a fag
gay

based and soadpilled

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Once a day normally

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im there, i actually think my body produces more cortisol, I really don't need more sleep than that, i feel fine but i could be heavier, as im 74kg 1,89cm

both are solid answers

>Where do I start?
That's entirely up to you. People that changed their lives started from different points with different methods. My father plowed through the life with family being sole motivation, for example. Or some people decided to view world like a game. Maybe even through extensive therapy and drugs.

Generally it won't hurt to do this things first.
1. Find out your position in life without lying to yourself. Sit down and write things about yourself (your wealth, age, education, skills etc) sort what is good, useful. 22 is a big plus, you still have time untill 25-27.
2. Write down what you currently doing with your time and why.
3. Write down your goals and what you REALLY want to do.
4. Start working toward it even with small steps, you are young enough you can take your time as long as you moving. There are no magic techniques for this step, figure out what works for you yourself.

That being said, the fuck are you doing in 22 with no job or education? I don't know your details but can say this: if you don't care about your life, no way life would bend to care about you.

Get a temp job or man up and face college course that you want. Like do literally anything that will help your life in the long term and restore you confidence. You probably know all of this yourself. Bunch of people told me the same but my life hadn't changed until I said fuck it and posted resume and started looking for a job.

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MORE

I live in a state of eternal nut, sometimes just fapping to a couple of pictures, but I'm always erping with some side hoe to keep the dick hard throughout the day. The NEET life ain't so bad, but I do need to shower a lot because of it.

Fuck, I forgot the name of the game this is from, could you help a brother out?

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Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

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What for?

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koikatsu go to the general on /h/

>L-arginine
anyone tried this? sounds like a meme to me, it might work on people who dont eat enough eggs/milk products but i dont see how taking 5 mg would magically making your dick more sensitive

Post list.

Much appreciated.

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You were in secondary school until 20? What?

Sometimes I post in agdg.
Sadly she's not.

Sorry, my harem's already full.

I want to sniff her spats!

thanks ;-;

Unless you live in a black majority area.

health problems made me start school late, ik its gay

>wake up
>too weak to move body
>takes about two hours to get to the bathroom
>get back to bed
>try to turn on TV
>watch One Piece

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Be my gamedev gf

No

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>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>"Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?"
>"Here you go create another fable"
>you wanted to
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>I don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide
>cry when angels deserve to die
>repeat
>commend spirit
Why have you forsaken me?

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>being this mad

I was dry humping stuff at 11 without evenknowing sex existed

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>wake up early
>fap for an hour to take the edge off the thought of the day ahead
>browse web
At this point it forks to either >get angry/excited about something on the web and spend another up to one hour fapping
>repeat until a nwhere between 1100 and 1300
>eat breakfast and shower
>complete one, or two uninportant tasks throughout the day whilst avoiding important ones and fapping
Or it goes >breakfast and shower immediately after first browse in early morning
>get a head start to the day and get a weight off my shoulders by completing tasks that are
.hanging over my head
> celebrate with vidya

It all depends on whether I let that inertia take me.

I'd sooner kill myself than submitting applications for jobs all day long.

>Know that when parents are gone, there will be nothing to prevent you from being homeless
>Continue to be a useless NEET anyways

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I would lick her belly!

this right here is the worst feel

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Same shit happened to me. I was doing multiple a day for years, left me feeling like a wet noodle. Until I adopted a healthy lifestyle again.
Scary stuff, I even bought viagra

Post progress and I might consider it.

There's nothing funny about quoting the lyrics from Reddit: The Band either.

When my parents are gone I'll inherit all their money and I'll be setting pretty for a decent while
Alternatively I'll finally be able to kill myself without upsetting anyone

Just her belly?

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And her sweaty thighs.

How old are you anons? I was like this from 15-19 but can't do it anymore.

Of my game?

I like how the moderation hasn't changed at all despite getting new janitors. Offtopic threads still hit the bump limit daily.

Well?

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I feel like my orgasms havent been that satisfying lately, even if I skip a few days. Any tips? Maybe I should work on stimulating my head more or something

WERE TALKING GUYS WHO BEAT OFF 4 TIMES A DAY-UH

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>Still remember how Yea Forums was complete chaos back around the early 2010's
>Kind of miss it these days

Stimulate your butt.

Ok but what would you be doing otherwise as a non-NEET? Eating, sleeping, fapping, and working? Wow so different.

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My ultimate life goal is
>Sleep
>Repeat

Normally once or twice a day, up to probably 4-5 on a rare occasion

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What else?

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At least they were consistently bad back then. These days the moderation is completely random.

>28
>No job
>No degree
>No idea what to do with life
>NEET by default because zero motivation
>Daily suicidal ideation
>Make plans to change but never follow through

I feel like I need someone to hold a gun to my head and threaten to shoot unless I change, but I'd probably just tell them to pull the trigger.

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>Alternatively I'll finally be able to kill myself without upsetting anyone
Not happening, I would be upset about it.

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i wish i wasnt circumcised so i could fap 4 times in one day and not have my dick in agony

I actually just started trying to make my game 2 days ago because my semester finally ended and I thought having another game dev to talk to would be helpful. I don't have much to show of my own so far.

I graduated college with honors and had a job for 2 years but I had a mental breakdown over being a wagie and my depression and anxiety have immensely improved over the past 2 months

Go to trade school and get a cert in something like instrumentation, plumbing, hvac, electrician and go move to north dakota or west texas.

God I would let her crush me with those thighs and lick her all over. I'm diamonds now and need to fap.

>tfw I'm such an incompetent manchild, I would be completely screwed if any serious shit happened

>and go move to north dakota or west texas.
not him but i'd rather just take the bullet

is it common for your feet to get really sweaty while fapping? Even just stroking for like 5 minutes my feet and ass get drenched.

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That's so much effort though, and its hard to find a comfy position to do it

Those jobs pay 100k+
Sorry I miswrote my post. Some certs like instrumentation are for oil field jobs. You would get the intrumentation cert then move to the oil fields. The other certs, hvac, electrician, plumbing, those can be used all over the country but you might have to move for a decent wage depending where you live initially.

Ah, lurk agdg like me. Usually it's just a circlejerk over which engine is superior but sometimes there are actual anons that make cool stuff.

It works for me and I think the effort's worth it.

Where are you getting money to sustain yourself?

Why not get her and play Koikatsu a bit?

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I’m like that and I’ve been taking estrogen and testosterone blockers for 6 years. I’m hard all throughout the night and I get random boners all day. I need to jerk off at least 2 times a day just to function and think properly.

Can’t even imagine what it would be like if I stopped taking hrt and let me testosterone return to normal levels. I have big balls so that might be it and I’m 24.

Iktf
I'm not enough of a reason for me to improve. And there is no one to do it for because no one gives a shit whether I live or die, understandably so

probably not feet but my ass gets soaked in sweat, especially during the summer i usually have to sit on a towel

i'm autistic but never taken meds for it, i sometimes go weeks or (rarely) months without jacking off just because i forget to
i don't understand how people do it multiple times a day, even once daily is way too much for me

>Wake up at GF's house
>Eat life cereal because fuck you I like it
>Walk dogs with her while having coffee
>Go to job no 1 for 4 hours
>Go to my house play video for a hour
>Got to job no 2 for 4 hours (its work at home so I shit post here when im bored)
>Girlfriend comes over and we fuck cuddle for a hour
>Run around town doing arbituary chores
>Make dinner at her house
>She falls asleep soon after
>Tuck her in
acquire alcohol
>Stay up late playing video games and drinking
>Wake up in chair 3 hours later
>Crawl into bed for 30 minutes
>Process begins again

Why aren't you /selfawareofyourflaws/ and looking to /growwithanotherindividual/ user?

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Wish I could go back to these days, it all goes downhill from there OP

I was going to start going on there soon. Right now I'm just going to be trying to learn how to model before anything else, but I still like going there to see what games people are working on.
you still wanna be my gf? :^)

Living with retired dad, who has a pension and gets social security. It's not a horrible arrangement; we look after each other and I help him around the house.

Good on you, user. At least not everyone here is a useless NEET.

That's one of the things I've made plans for, but never tried. There's even a community college nearby that offers classes in all those trade skills, but I can't muster the willpower to enroll in anything.

I'd rather play with my dick instead!

Man, I'd dick all the WataMote girls. Except for maybe Yuu, don't wanna catch something.

>wake up
>think of playing vidya
>don't and just shitpost on Yea Forums
>it's 2 am
>go to bed
>repeat cycle

Name me some vidya to help me break this cycle.

Willpower/Motivation is a meme. All that exists is discipline.

life doesn't matter anyways, as long as ur happy in the present who gives a fuck? life ain't no disney movie, just play ur vidya and fap to your lolies, that's a pretty good life right there if u ask me.

And I don't have that either.

>not doing it a couple times a day while edging between 1-3ish hours.

name your interests

made me think of the afro astronaut guy from Killer7

You do you're just choosing not to utilize it.

Have sex

>Be NEET
>Depressed and suicidal because you're useless and everything feels pointless
>Be Wagecuck
>Depressed and suicidal because you're overworked and underpaid and have no time for recreation

There's no winning unless you're born rich, and even that's not a perfect guarantee.

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The last games that I were interested in were Mario Odyssey, Smash, and Devil May Cry, A while back I went and replayed both Pokemon Platinum and Super Metroid and thats about it. Also love playing TF2 with both IRL and online friends.

That works too

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user I... can't even image how is that possible, my ass would be thrown on streets by my father after a year of being NEET.

What do you do with this amount of free time? What did you do since 18 yo? I'm genuinely curious because that was my future until recently.

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Best comedy ever

your daddy sounds mean
is it an american thing?

I recently fapped 4 times. By then only small amounts of cum was ejecting from my dick.

A habit I'm trying to break because I'm paranoid about hair loss from DHT and don't know if the whole "fapping increases DHT significantly" thing is a meme or not.

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Just find a comfy job as long as you don't hate it it would be fine. You can technically still be NEET only 2 days a week tho.

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Ironically enough losing the need for females is the most optimal thing you can do to attract females.

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Protip: if you're a neet and have unlimited time, take up a hobby besides video games and anime. Something creative/productive that you can potentially benefit from and set aside a few hours a week to be productive. It will help with depression and keep you active. Also generally helps to do it at the start of your day after breakfast/exercise.

I don't think you know what NEET means, retard-kun.

Browse the Internet, play vidya, fap. The usual NEET crap. Anything to distract me from reality.

That's been my routine since I was a teenager, more or less. My parents weren't too concerned because I was getting good grades and were hopeful things would still work out. I used to feel the same.

But my mental state was slowly deteriorating and I eventually stopped taking classes in college. Told my folks I was "taking a break." And that break never ended. I've seen doctors, psychiatrists, therapists, etc. Tried various drugs, but nothing's helped.

My mom also passed away from brain cancer about 6 years ago. Devastated our family.

My dad never threw me out because he knew I wouldn't last 5 minutes, and I guess over the years we've just come to accept that this is how it's gotta be unless I convince myself to change.

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Damn this is simply too real.

kys retard

thanks now im hard

Is this /r9k/ thread seriously going to hit the bump limit?

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Yikes

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Nah, just an average oldschool hard worker from USSR. I'm probably look like a failure to him because despite my talents, intelligence and opportunities, I ended up pretty average. For other relatives and strangers I look good, but my family knows about my wasted potential.

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what's wrong with that girl?

she's a little horse

>girl

We've even had cunny threads hit bump limit lately. Jannies and mods have stopped caring.

perform intercourse

>Be 24 year old neet of two years.
>haven’t left the house in 1-2 months
>smoke my dads weed all day long just to cope

I don’t even have any post secondary education and I’m being less intelligent as time goes on.

Kek

>Eat breakfast
>Brush my teeth
Wait. Are you supposed to do it in that order? I brush my teeth before eating. Don't tell me I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

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>did these
>fixed all of these
>still feel empty and depressed

>Commit crime
>Posts video of it online with watermark
>"WTF how did I get caught this is bullshit"

Degenerates are literal retards.

Literally me nowadays but i have limited money. Only enough to last for a year and half now.
Being a college dropout(s) with social anxiety is suffering

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5 days a week I'm a functional member of society. But during weekend I go back being lazy fuck that watches anime and play games all day, how is that not a NEET lifestyle.

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You're employed.

Being this much of a newfag should be illegal

Every morning I fuck my cousin, at night I get pumped full off cum by big fat men, how am I gay?

user...

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You ARE joking right user?

I've gotten 11 in one hour before.

I was a dumb kid

During weekends, I am not.

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Lel. I've been doing the same thing.

Get a job.

That's the correct way to do it, brushing your teeth afterwards fucks up your enamel in the long run.

I have a nice lazy office job and more money than I know what to do with and I'm still not happy

Brushing your teeth weakens the protective enamel on your teeth. You don't want food touching your raw teeth.

Retard

lmao just get a job lol

Yeah, you're still retard-kun in my book.

You're stupidity is pretty cute, user.

no_

>wake up
>wagecuck
>come home
>browse Yea Forums while thinking about playing vidya
>have to sleep to wagecuck again
>upset that I wasted my free time
>repeat

cheer up neets
if a fucking mongoloid like this can get a job anyone can

Why do you want to be considered a /neet/ user?

its not a good thing....

How the fuck do I stop doing this?

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>wake up
>think about Megaman games while i eat
>think about Megaman games while i'm with uni friends
>repeat 2
>repeat 4
>make Megaman threads
>fap to Megaman characters
>Play either Touhou or huge male
>repeat 2
>sleep

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>social anxiety is suffering
I know that feel. I'm a minimum wage part time wagecuck with no aspirations or ambition. The thought of pursuing something else is terrifying

Waiting for the tomokofag to link his steam account

well if you say so, OP

To fit in.

basically brushing your teeth is a fucking meme and serves no real purpose other than making your mouth feel fresh

Based

the only time i was too miserable and tired to play vidya was when i worked shitty evenings/night shifts
now i got a 9-5 and its made a huge difference

>My dad never threw me out because he knew I wouldn't last 5 minutes, and I guess over the years we've just come to accept that this is how it's gotta be unless I convince myself to change.

Do you not want make him happy and feel secure about you? You still have time to show him that you can survive on your own. I am not saying leave the house, but finding outside activities or temp jobs would be nice.

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Pretty sure he died.

Not the person you're replying to, but I can't even get myself to go do that. I wish my old job didn't go under 3 years ago.

you dumb nigger literally ANYTHING can be addictive. Drinking coffee, Biting your nails, can be addicting so when you are taking something that makes you feel great it can always become addicting. I didn't think this board was this retarded

I was a neet for 5 years user. Shit sucks but a friend got me the job. It's shit with low pay but it's something at least. Wish I had advice to give but it just kind of landed on my doorstep

Late because went to get some food but I'm 28 almost 29, my teenage libido never really stopped, even now I'm about to bust another nut, 6th one today >deleting some but not all of my posts, ONE JOB JANNIE-KUN

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It's cool. I know what I need to do. I'm just a coward and complacent. I'm glad you lucked though.

At least you have a job.
Im nearly 26 and literally NEET since i dropped out from college

>completely miserable when I have a job
>completely miserable when I don't have a job
end it

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>find good job
>apply
>interview
>get my hopes up that i get the job
>dont get it
>lose all motivation for a while
>repeat

i will die a stinky neet before working a job im not happy with

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>lucked out*
hurrrr

Full image where?

>29
>Never had sex
>Lives in South America
>Working since 6 years on the same enterprise as IT networking
>Get paid well
>Every day is like
>Wake up
>fap
>Eat
>go to work (usually arrive late)
>get out at 15-16pm
>arrive at house
>lunch alone (no real/close friends desu)
>clean
>sleep for 2-3 hours
>diner
>vidya
>shower
>study
>vidya
>sleep
>repeat for 6-7 years.

get on my level.

not that guy but funnily enough my brain fillled in the blanks and I didn't even notice you a word until now

kek. I see what you did there.
Also, that's a pretty normal thing. It's why your brain reads wrods normally even if they're spelled wrong.

Wait you must be baiting me hard now, right? I was NEET literally for 9 month then got a job. In weekend I'm not working and doing pretty much same things that I was doing before getting a job. Why doesn't it count as a NEET time?

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Of course I do. I want to feel happy and secure, myself. But I can't shake the feeling that any sort of change to my "routine" would result in a mental breakdown. I'm lazy and set in my ways. I'm addicted to staying in my comfort zone. I can't bring myself to leave it despite my being aware of the need to do so.

I have no good excuse, really, besides mental illness.

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You're a funny guy.

Because you are intellectually incapable of understanding that NEET is a fucking acronym.

one more (you) but thats all youre getting

How well does ordering off the darknet work for people in Australia?

Based retard

I'm about to turn 28 and I fap so much. I used to have an onahole I used 3 times a day until it eventually broke. Tamamo is best girl, I'm fapping to her right now.

>26
>Virgin
>Male
>3rd world countries
>Never had any job
>Parents died
>Most families died
>Only inherit a few money from my dead parents to last to next 2 years at most
>Eat twice a day to save money
>Fap
>Vidya
>Sleep
>Pay bills
>Repeat until i starve myself to death or hang myself for the next 2 years

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Depends on the job. The last one I had was dishwashing so I came home exhausted. I preferred evening shifts so I could wake up, get ready, play vidya while I have energy, work myself into exhaustion, come home, shower and sleep in that order.
Morning shifts were the worst because I'd come home exhausted and all I wanted to do was sleep/rest. I'd want to play vidya but I just had no energy to concentrate, I'd play like shit and fall asleep mid-game.

>offtopic blog thread actually hit the bump limit

Wow mods.

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What country?

I don't think money is the problem here, well, at least for me.
I'm what you could call me a trustfundfag, I was fortunate enough to not need to work but living the NEET lifestyle even with money still feels like shit.
Because I never went to a uni or go to work, I have literally zero friends, no classmate, no coworkers, jack shit. It sucks having no one to talk with you, especially when you live alone.

Well at least you are aware of it. If you won't give up on your life and goals, one day you will find or would be forced to find a way of moving in life. Thank you for your story. Good luck and stay strong, user.

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A country where suicidal thoughts is ignored and no Autism bucks from the goverment

never go to a dentist either, if you're stupid enough to believe this

t. 18 cavities

I came here to laugh, not to feel sad.

23 never worked a job in my life never gone to college never hugged or kissed a girl

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You are fine but after 25 you gonna start having some regrets. if reach 30 consider suicide.

Suicide for never touching a roastie? That's dumb.

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Alright fuckers, I googled NEET just to be sure.
>NEET stands for 'Not in Education, Employment or Training'
Fits perfectly my weekdays. I don't even know why you guys got so defensive about this term? I was lazy shit in my TRUE NEET times, now I can still be lazy fuck but only 2 days a week.

Like what's wrong, can you just admit that it is possible to have NEET time in free days?

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Ok, now I'm starting to get worried. You're not actually retarded, right?

Trying to make the world have one less retard

kek. user even if you are pretending, you're still retarded.

me too except 26, wizard life.

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maybe don't drink soda and eat candy, retard

Good god you're retarded.

Or just trolling, but you never know nowadays.

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>wake up
>go to work
>sleep
>repeat 5 times
>play video games on the weekends
>repat
anybody else?

Didn't we just get new janitors?

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>26
>wizard
4 more years to go user

Nice birbs.

Based and bloomer pilled

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