XCHADS RISE UP

snoys absolutely shaking in their boots

someone post the vocaroo

more canceled games? lmao

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>comfy thread with absolute XCHADS
Aawww shit here we go again

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vocaroo.com/i/s19jyhlpXzfs

remember to play it fair my fellow xbros
hurting the weak is not cool

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Anyone else at least a little bit excited for the new Battletoads game?

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Isn't Xbox merging with Playstation?

Bros i dont think im ready....

Have mercy.

fuck off, back to the grave with you and take your exclusives with you

oh wait

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just wait user....you think MS bought all those studios for nothing?

whats snoy have anyway? oh yeah the last of us two LMFAO what else umm.....uhhh.........god of war 2 eventually haha...ummm................

>Nintendo

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I dunno after Sea of Thieves I don't have the bar very high.

Thank you based ms for making everything multiplat so i can always enjoy the ms conference

still not buying an xbone though

a simple side scroller is pretty hard to fuck up

I fucking love how Ainz just became the Yea Forums face of xbox. Shits so good lmao.

does anyone have the image of the dying xchad morphing into evolved xchad

>Buy $500 video game console + sales tax + drumpf tax + tip
>Open mouth
>Get banned from PSN
>Can't play anything bc has to be always online

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It's very easy to fuck up

You stupid fucking retard MShills. Sony and MS collaborated on the cloud shit, BOTH CONSOLES WILL BE ALWAYS ONLINE. Theres no reason Sony would do it without MS doing it too. Fucking retards

COPE and SEETHE

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>463435146
Go back to your containment board

As somebody who plays SoT I disagree.
Game fell victim to memes but is actually a masterpiece. Gameplay is so well designed and fluid. Its art direction is tasteful and things like its network programming is state of the art with its dynamic water that is consistent across multiple devices separated by actual oceans.
The problem was its a very niche title that got a lot of attention and people it wasn't for really took a piss on it.

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So, Xbox became Trazyn?

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Fucking Kek

the transformation is not complete yet

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Why we can't have Age of Empires on Xbox bros? I know, the genre screams PC and all but come on, it's a MS game, we should have it on Xbox One. Age of Empires Definitive Edition is not on Xbox and i feel like it will be the same with Age of Empires IV.

We win this E3 bros
Fuck Snoy and Nintendon't
Our time is now bros

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>XChad steals your gf

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Dlala Studios is going to be doing most of it. I think Rare is just going to be monitoring them and helping about a bit with development.

They did Halo Wars on the xbox and it felt pretty good. I dont see why AoE4 wouldn't be on the next box

>tfw they announce a new Dino Crisis
Oh jesus, oh fuck.

NEW
MECH
ASSAULT

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so what was the point of using that one skeleton dude from the anime for this meme

ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES

What's this?

The death of soiny

Those three men alone can't make a video game worth a damn. They need a huge team and a lot of cash

Three hacks pretending they had important involvement with anything good.

Xbox has both

>directors and lead designers
>hurrr they not important they made coffee xDD

Sea of Thieves is fucking based now.

One director, and he did Sunset Overdrive. Ooof.

Not to worry, they hired two art directors from the makers of modern classic Ark.

what is mighty no 9

this or new chromehounds

It's actually hilarious how afraid Sony is.

>Fable reboot
>Halo Infinite
>Gears 5
>Banjo 4
>Simpsons exclusive
>Ninja Theory new ip
>Darkness 3 exclusive
>Cuphead 2 exclusive (with Nintendo)
>Masterchief in Smash/DK on Xbox
>Battletoads
>Ori and the Will O the Wisps
>Game of Thrones rpg
>Exclusive Predator title

Get hype.

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Sunset Overdrive is a good game and he was lead designer on all Resistance games and had a high position for some R&C games.
The others were Game Designers for TLoU and Uncharted and Level Designer for God of War (they also got a level designer from Rockstar).

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>Game of Thrones rpg
As an xbox exclusive? I'm gonna need a source for that sir

Trash confirmed then. Can't wait to see the low-budget Game Pass filler that'll get cancelled three years later.

463440893
0/10

Fuck off Klobrille.

What panties is she wearing?

cringe

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4Kim a cutest

Surprised it isn't censored.

Oh wait its not owned by Sony

Nothing posted in this thread justifies the existence for a new xbox. You guys didn't even realize it was a glorified 360 like the NES & SNES.

Seethe harder tranny

>Fable reboot
Not expecting much
>Halo Infinite
Cautiously optimistic
>Gears 5
Looking like shit
>Banjo 4
I fucking wish
>Simpsons exclusive
Guaranteed to be shit
>Ninja Theory
Will probably play fine but everything else will be ass
>Darkness 3
I fucking wish
>Cuphead 2
Looking forward to this
>Master Chief in Smash
I fucking wish
>Battletoads
I fucking hope
>Ori
Fuck yeah
>Game of Thrones rpg
Normalfag shit
>exclusive Predator title
Will probably be shit

>that last e3 where nintendo and xbox spawned a good comraderie and sony fanboys were fucking FUMING
>Sony fucking pulls out of E3 and now the chad duo literally RUNS e3 this year

Amazing. Cant wait to see the unrivaled amount of butthurt pouring from every pore of sony fanboys come e3

E3 will be kino now because no Sony and their progressive shit.

No EA and their jew tricks and sports games

Who the fuck is hyped?

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XBOX SAMA

>Cuphead 2
>when the Cuphead DLC they announced last year still isn't out yet
Yeah, not happening.

>literally clout chasing

You do know that "dlc" is being reworked into a fullblown sequel right?
That is why it isn't out yet.

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I'll believe it once it's announced

>Metro uncensored
>DOA6 uncensored
>DMCV inconsistently censored by region

Meanwhile based MS is hacking away at songs on the FH4 radio. Really makes me think.

fpbp

Xbros, please. You haven't been relevant in years.

>that last e3 where nintendo and xbox spawned a good comraderie
nintenbro here. when was that, leech?

>they remove two words from one of the 100 songs because AMERIFATTIES have to cry and complain again
>you can still put half naked lolis on your cars though
>meanwhile snoy is censoring everything that might appear sexual

>False flagging Sony nigger

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>it's ok when based phil does it!!!!!

Yeah, I figured.

>Microsoft situation in this gen is so bad that now Xbros have to suck Nintendo cock

its a licensed soundtrack
games have done that for centuries

Remember when Rockstar removed/muted some GTA San Andreas tracks..

xbros 2019 looks better than nintendos at least

I don't even have a Xbox. Literally playing my Switch as I type this.

Hey, there's always hope Sony mind crawl back to E3 next year what with the PS5 and all. See you then. Maybe Death Stranding will get a release date then too! Lol

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>Projecting this hard

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TOP KEK

If even half of this shows up then Sony is legit dead in the water after e3.

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As opposed to what?

Sucking Californian gay tranny dick?

It does? What is there?

Switch has

>Fire Emblem
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
>Bayonetta 3 (maybe)
>Animal Crossing
>Daemon X Machina
>Dragon Quest 11 S
>Dragon Quest Builders 2
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
>Zelda: Links Awakening
>Mario Maker 2
>Astral Chain

explain this.

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In all honesty if all of this released on Xbox One instead of whatever the next gen Xbox system is its just a waste.

Xbox should just pad the next year out and hold everything back for the next system. It's for the best

it'll all be backwards compatible on scarlett. probably even 4k enhanced on it too.

What a sad list

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>PS4 cover is more aesthetic
>Thick thighs are dead center on the cover
>Meanwhile the logo covers up most of the body on the Xbone

What's wrong, Xfag? Scared of a belly? Hahahahhaha

>Simpsons exclusive
>Cuphead 2 exclusive (with Nintendo)
>Masterchief in Smash/DK on Xbox
>Game of Thrones rpg
>Exclusive Predator title
here, have a (you)

>bought Code Veronica last night
>Xbox Services were fucked so it wouldn't let me complete the purchase
>still got charged
>can't download the game
>gonna have to suck off Xbox Live support now
Fucking great, us X-Chads, ey boys?

Yup its kino

Go ahead and post better on Xbox

and to add those games will be uncensored as well unlike sony

when you go to the game's page on the xbox marketplace the first thing you see is the whole huge 1080p image with no logo on it.
microsoft.com/en-us/p/snk-40th-anniversary-collection/9n9l7rp9r0hj?ocid=periscope&activetab=pivot:overviewtab

meanwhile when you visit the ps4 version's page, you're still only seeing that "alternate non-offensive" box art they only have.
store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP1063-CUSA13239_00-SNK40ANNIVERSARY
what's your excuse now?

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Looks like they don't give much of a fuck about a lazy Xbone port which had to be self-published.

this little xniggie can't handle facts, it seems. ms loves to censor.

expected response. couldn't come up with an excuse to defend his sony overlords so you completely deflected the entire argument that was about sony not censoring games and tried to change the subject.

if ms loved to censor then DMC5 would have been affected at launch/pre-patch as well. but it wasn't. the above SNK collection would also be using the PS4 box art, but again, it isn't.

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What's to defend? The Switch and PS4 covers are aesthetically superior. Cope.

>as dead as the overlord anime and LN

it was. lady's ass is censored in all versions
>but muh trish
its inconsistent application suggest it was capcom's decision
>it's ok when phil does it
of course

xbox

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This Microsoft conference will be either amazing or a complete fucking disaster. No middle ground

I miss Xbox live arcade era, Yea Forums

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