How would Yea Forums describe this relationship?
How would Yea Forums describe this relationship?
Daniel Gray
Kayden White
Fuck off fake fan, you didn't even care about Kid Icarus before Uprising
Blake Brown
A mix Big sister and little brother and Mentor/Student, all around just friends for the most part, if you think otherwise you're a secondary.
Camden Rogers
Repressed lust
Zachary Diaz
Nice
Joseph Myers
She's literally his mom but pretends she's more like a sister.
Levi Barnes
/ss/
Grayson Fisher
Ara Ara.... prone
Bentley Harris
Fake fans deserve death
Alexander Garcia
This, big sister/little brother.
Sometimes mom/son
Michael Roberts
Kinda gay
Nathan Rivera
100% professional, pit is like doomguy in that he doesn't even know what sex is
who did
Andrew Russell
Do you think she hugs him?
Nathaniel Murphy
The NES game doesn't establish any real relationship between Pit and Palutena, which is what is being discussed. Pit just rescues her, that's it.
Brody Rodriguez
fuck off, Pit is pure
Lucas Turner
There is nothing purer than marrying and impregnating the lady who you serve and protect
Ethan Bell
Based
David Jenkins
>swear to serve and protect a lady
>expose her to the pain and risk of death that childbirth poses
yeah that ain't it, chief
Charles Kelly
Pit is pure retards
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He went on this long journey to save his kingdom and fought monsters so he could be a real angel, that is pure in my books
Anthony Taylor
Palutena is a loving big sister to her most faithful servant. It would be unthinkable for her to defile him even in a hypothetical scenario.
Bayonetta on the other hand
Justin Turner
At the end of the first game doesn't pit grow spontaneously into a man then there's love hearts above lady paletunas head
Levi Ortiz
He also saved Palutena.
That would be if Palutena was a regular human.
Robert Adams
only in the US version, which is considered non-canon
Lucas Lee
I’ll have you know, I didn’t care about it before Brawl. Get it straight, dummy.
Henry Rivera
Palutena is shit.
Jonathan Lee
She’s a goddess, she can handle a little childbirth.
Adam Hughes
Nintendo's equivalent of Spikat
Jonathan Butler
Pit is a gay shota
Colton Allen
Jonathan Mitchell
what the fuck, I thought that his feelings for Palutena were completely platonic
William Lee
Pit and Palutena fuck passionately and frequently, the end.
Wyatt Edwards
this video proves nothing except thatt Palutena is not as pure as she would have you believe
Pit is purer
all /ss/fags should be suffocated under a fat old woman ass. A taste of the medicine they try to force on our shotas.
Liam Baker
Palutena needed someone pure who would never stab her in the back. She must have been very lonely because she couldn't entrust anyone to fuck her.
Bentley Hall
It also proves Pit isn't as pure as he led us to believe since he indirectly admits of having naughty thoughts.
Easton Brooks
>Us true gamers!!!!
Bentley Russell
But you don't know Pit's definition of naughty. It could be just holding hands
Juan Cooper
Nathaniel Harris
I bet he imagined holding hands with Palutena-sama without her consent over and over again. Naughty naughty!
Adam Adams
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Good game and good soundtrack.
Wish Palutena was my mommy though.
Robert Long
> UPRISING!
Adam Hill
You too, get in there zoomer waifufag
Carter Jenkins
I got best ending on Kid Icaurs. Neck yourself!
Ryan Richardson
Nobody cares about original Kid Icarus anymore, grandpa. Get with the times.
Jeremiah Thompson
If someone says "don't have naughty thoughts" the first thing you think of is naughty thoughts. Stop projecting your mommy issues onto Pit.
Jaxson Hall
>If someone says "don't have naughty thoughts" the first thing you think of is naughty thoughts.
Only if you are an animal. You are type of moron who would get unstoppable impulse after someone tells you not to press history eraser button.
Ian Richardson
I like the one where she turns him into s Specknose
Liam Wilson
>Only if you are an animal
but you are physically an animal
Blake Turner
>I ONLY CARED ABOUT KID ICARUS WHEN IT WAS A SHIT PLATFORMER THAT WAS CONSIDERED MEDIOCRE AND GRINDY EVEN BY NES STANDARDS AT THE TIME
This isn't something to be proud of.
Lucas Garcia
There is nothing less pure than porking some disgusting cow. Pit is canonically homosexual and pure.
Jayden Ortiz
Unhealthy and abusive.
Thomas Hill
Palutonic
Jackson Russell
>abusive
no
Joshua Clark
Technically true, but difference between humans and animals is that humans are capable of reflecting on what they are currently doing. Animals just obey their impulses because they are powerless to do otherwise. So what I wrote in that post was more on conceptual level rather than literal one.
Easton Sanchez
>homosexual
>pure
Pick one
James Lee
woah...so this is what based and redpilled looks like...