Be wagie

>be part time wagie
>full time boomer
>play Dark Souls and work on the garden

>Have a nice and smooth 5 day work week
>Fridays is chill
>Have monday off
>Gonna marathon Black Clover all day and playing Seikro on PS4 when I'm finish

>do standup
>currently making enough to support myself
>"work" two or three times a week
I'm so glad I actually tried to break the cycle

I work weekends, I'm at work now. For some reason it feels like I'm still separate from the wagies, just being home on a Monday fills me with joy knowing most others are working.

I work that only I'm on nights. It's good. Depending on how much vacation you get you can take two days off and be free for a week.

>Wagie sperg incel
>2nd time I've caught my coworkers making fun of me

I want to die.

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Tell us a joke user.

Ring me out user

>involuntarily celibate
>involuntarily
>makes himself as unfuckable as possible
>involuntarily

>work all week
>ready for comfy long weekend with cookout with friends on Monday
>find out family member is in hospital dying
>shitpost on 'Yea Forums in a futile attempt to avoid having to cope with it

Normaltards are fucking subhuman
I'm glad both my jobs so far involved mostly weirdos.

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>tfw 3 day weekend
>installed stalker cop
>just bought a bottle of rum not vodka sorry
blowout soon

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change to part time

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>be wagie
>buy consoles I can hack
>download pirated games
>have too many options
>play nothing because of choice paralysis
alternatively
>forever play games for an hour or so before moving on to the next

I do. I've never been in a relationship, women are pretty much aliens to me. I care what they think.

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I do that 3-2 3-2 2-2, and pto is tits, cause you can take one day next to a holiday and get a week ofg

I basically did this while my dad was dying last year. Just smoked weed and played video games and tried to distract myself. I visited him for awhile, but when it got to the point he was barely lucid and everyone was just gathering to watch him slowly wither, I stopped going.

Part of me regrets not spending more time (even though he was barely really there), so I'd advise you make sure you feel confident you don't have anything left unsaid or whatever. Sorry for your impending loss my dude.

But user it's a bank holiday weekend
You DO work in a job that has those off aren't you?

Same here. That's where Yea Forums and unheathy masturbation habits come in.

Writing and practicing lines and sketches takes a good deal of time.

She will lose all respect for you and dump you.

It doesn't feel like work because I was doing it for free in the first place. Also.
>brainstorming
>takes a great deal of time
I mean, for you, maybe

r/iamverysmart

I'm a witty guy myself, but I couldn't for the life of me stand on a scene and tell funny stories for an hour.

That's literally the hardest part though. It gets easier overtime. Writing is very crucial, but it's getting over being on stage that's the biggest hurdle. At that point you can literally talk about an interaction you had earlier that day. Also being at the mercy of the audience. I can do one thing in one spot and have people dying, but do the same thing in another and have people absolutely hate it.

How does self-deprecating humor work out? I have bad teeth

I think another part of me not-attempting stand-up comedy is also because I don't want to make joking around become like a job or something serious, quite the opposite.

It's the safest thing of all.

...

oof

What do you mean? I have bad teeth too, but I couldn't think of a joke about it. I say I look like Louis ck, people usually laugh at that. Obviously there's more to it than that, but it's in a story format

>I weighed myself this morning, so far I've lost 40 pounds
>but
>don't worry, I found them again

>be wagie
>finally weekend after having to work the last weekend
>actually go out for drinks, meet asian qt and play demon souls together at her place
>have her choke on my cock while dying to some spider boss

get out more anons

Personally I would never use dad jokes on stage. I'm more of a raunchy angry ranty kind of guy. But I've seen people do shit I would never think is funny and get away with it, and I'm sure the same happens to me

>be wagie
>have gf
>get that every other day after she gets off work and stops at my place on the way home
Have sex incel

Uh yeah this sounds like a muuuuch better life than being NEET. You look sooo happy hahaha.

Gay as fuck. Go back to facebook.

>have gf
Even worse. Fuck off.

>every other day
>not every single day
Have sex

>wanting sex every single day
That just shows how you've never had sex and think it's the most bomb shit all the time

>be wagie
>come home to 3 Asian QT’s begging to be pounded by me everyday
Have sex, incels.

>using the word bomb
Fucking incels, seriously

I hear with new tech coming out you'll be able to actually touch them
I thought you'd be calling me a boomer for using it

>be neet on lifelong disabilitybuxx
>all day every day to do whatever the fuck I want
>spend all day watching moe anime and shitpost on Yea Forums until I fall asleep

it's over bros

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Nah, but it definitely shows why you never get laid

Sure thing friendo

>passive-aggressiveness
low test for sure. now I know exactly what your gf is doing on the other other day

So now you're saying I do ever get laid?

>be wagie
>had a business trip, so 6 day week
>coming home this evening
>Saturday evening and Sunday are already 70% booked by family members
I just want to get drunk and play Yakuza Bros.

ACQUIRE INTERCOURSE

>get that
>in response to someone choking a girl with his dick
You're still a virgin user. There needs to be penetration

>SO
Just say GF you fucking faggot.

>not exclusively fucking tits

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Disabled as in "actively prevents you from doing shit" disabled? Or is it NEETdom crawling in? Both options suck.

Shit, meant to quote

Didn't delete shit, nigga

>be wageslave
>can take days off to follow e3
Unironically comfy.

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>taking time off for E3
itd make sense 10 years ago but its so boring now

>How does self-deprecating humor work out?
You do it in moderation or not at all. If you do it too much, you'll just seem like a self-loathing wreck. Do it too little, and you'll seem like a narcissistic asshole.

Reminder that this is the true face of all those frogposters who brag about being a NEET to the wageslaves.
Reminder to others to literally disregard any post that is attached to a frog. People are naturally inclined to feel like they are contributing to something. People who flaunt being a slave to the government, barely getting enough to "live" (in a tiny 1 room apartment where they have to buy beans and rice or ramen because they cant get anything else) on an image board are either lying about their situations or are mentally ill.

>be former wagie
>it's always the weekend
>have plenty of video games to play
>browse Yea Forums instead

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>Reminder to others to literally disregard any post that is attached to a frog
Disagree with this part but yea the mythical "I'm living high on my inheritance" needs are just some medical wreck who can't go a week without government funded meds

imagine having to ask permission to do something as an adult lmao

Imagine having responsibilities haha like really imagine not being a baby your whole life lmao

just do what you want, if she leaves she leaves. simple as that. you care too much about whether she's there or not lol

Technically she is not a girl as she still has a penis

imagine HAVING to do stuff haha like imagine not doing whatever you want whenever you want haha holy shit, how is that even living?

That sounds amazing. what are you complaining about you whiny faggot

Do you really not hear how pathetic that sounds? You only make yourself look like a young useless retard with statements like that.

Not the other user, but unless you have kids you don't have to try so hard. We all get nothing at the end

>A-A-A-A-AT LEAST I CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY!!!

I want kids and I don't want them raised in an apartment

I work a similar schedule. It's pretty nice because you can always see the light at the end of the tunnel for your next day off, and you get a break before you get burned out. However, you need to make sure from day 1 to not take any extra days or shifts. If you managers smell weakness the next thing you know you'll be working 7 days on, 1 day off. Always give a firm no, you don't need to give a reason it's none of their business. As long as you're punctual and show up for your scheduled days your managers won't do shit to you even if they act annoyed, because reliable help is hard to find (at least in my job). After you've been there a few months then you can take on an extra day every once in awhile, but seriously make sure you don't become the managers' bitch when you first start out.

It's times like these I'm glad I don't even want kids someday. Life is cheap and easy. I left to travel the U.S. on a whim because I realized I had no "home"

>tfw working Sunday, Monday, and Tues this week.
Fucking Amazon.

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I love the state I'm in and finally found someone I can be around for the rest of my life. We both want 3 kids but I'm terrible with money so I have to bruteforce my way to financial success by being a useful worker

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Not much else to use holidays for user.
I have a holiday planned in October for my birthday, 1 week off in August. Still got 3 weeks worth of holidays left until March next year.
I get bank holidays and weekends off.

fair enough. i personally enjoy traveling, but i understand not everyone does.

user are you in Australia?

>I love the state I'm in and finally found someone I can be around for the rest of my life
I'm envious user

Why 3 exactly? What makes 4 too many but 2 not enough?

OOp
Sometimes I wonder if she's just a plant by the government to give me a reason to not go postal, it's all too convenient
We both came from families of 3, no particular reason and I guess it all just depends on the timing of each. Imagine three sets of triplets on accident

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based

This is absolutely fucking pathetic.

Try an addicting online game like Mordhau. It's my first multiplayer since wow classic and it is fun. I may sound like a shill but I'm having the fun of my life. May be the drugs.

>People are naturally inclined to feel like they are contributing to something

Contributing to what exactly? A rigged system that shits on people like us unless you're lucky enough to know someone in the right place or have some niche skill that will earn you gangbusters and status? This world sucks, man. Why would you want to contribute to it? I want nothing more than to be a NEET and never see anyone again.

3 is both manageable for the parents and above the replacement rate.
2 is stagnation, but accounting for the population average, it's still bad.
4 is getting a bit too high, anymore and the household will become an unruly mob.

I just couldn't imagine being a parent. I would just ruin that kid's brain. Like, I don't celebrate any holidays

>Contributing to what exactly?
The workplace, the business and the other people you work with and for's success.
You are correct that the number of people/businesses worth working for have declined massively.

It's been done by people much dumber and much smarter than you. Nobody knows if they'll do it right and children can grow up in to ways nobody could predict

I guess you're right, still, at this moment in time. Not for me

Whenever I get a break from work I head to a local pub nearby and it always has a bunch of neets living off of government bux and they look like they're having a lot more fun with life than I am. The usual argument people raise for one to not live like these people is "they can't own X or Y" or "they'll get nowhere in life" but that shit's such a load of shit since it relies entirely on those people having the same values that the person casting down judgement does. Were it not for my family I'd drop out of society just as well

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>and it always has a bunch of neets living off of government bux and they look like they're having a lot more fun with life than I am.
The absolute fantasy you people have to spin

>be wagie
>at work right now
>shitposting at work
>getting paid to shitpost

???

New games are shit. Consider replaying/exploring old games like Dragon Quest or MGS, whatever genre you like

Big mistake

My nigga.

>he works on the weekend

Not even married and already a whipped bitch.

I play videogames to save money and kill time. Going out consistently eats a hole in my bank account. Nothing wrong with playing videogames. Why are you on Yea Forums again, since you don’t play games?

>so
>so
>so
BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT YOU COCK SUCKERS

Because complaining about video games is easy (you)s

have sex incel

>claims to be a wagebro
>has free weekends

I fucking hate pseudo-wagies

>be wagie
>it's the fucking week end
>have plenty of video games to play in my backlog
>just play the same 2-3 games over and over and nothing else
fucking kill me

Alright Yea Forums I have the option to work in an insurance call center and I currently work one for a different type of media, should I take the extra stress and work at the insurance one for the extra 10,000?

>work in family business
>no real fixed schedules or work days because we just work until shit gets done
>no motivation to play games because they require a time investment and can't be dropped half way through
One day I'll finish my Total War and Long War campaigns

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try kenshi?
a friend of mine sank 300 hours into that game somehow

I tried it and found it very boring

based af post photos

>be wagie
>finally modding Skyrim SE and play the fuck out of it.
>Mordhau is our. Friends are playing but I am playing Skyrim everyday after work. Trying to finish Civil War then go to Dragonborn DLC.
>Went to Solstheim.
>Combat is too shit and I can’t take it anymore.
>Went to play Mordhau instead.
>Nothing but sitting on my ass playing the game for 12 hours.
>Feels like I am enjoying video games again.
>Look back and realize I haven’t doing shit but playing video games all day. My miniatures stand unpaint or half-paint.
>Feels like shit.

Why is it so difficult to enjoy life, Yea Forums?

>be minimum wage wagie
>work from 8AM to 8 PM 5 days a week
>weekend finally comes
>mobo dies

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OP... I have a similar problem.

Its always the same, you are anxious with your time, just start! no matter what... and the game will take you on a ride.

Have patience.

You probably feel like its just supposed to "happen" this is supposed to be fun and effortless, you are probably at an age where that is not the case anymore.

Good luck user.

I have a minimum wage wagie friend who is constantly upgrading his pc while buying a bunch of other stupid faggot shit like marvel figures and I have no idea how he's capable of doing that and paying his apartment. I'm genuinely scared that his life comes tumbling down as soon as the slightest noticeable expense shows up.

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He's probably in debt

What the hell do you guys do? Even fast food pays above minimum here.

I had to waste half of my salary replacing the mobo, ram and CPU that my shitty mobo fried. Not wasting any more money on a pc until I have a better. Fuck this shit.

>be southern yuropoor
Done

Whats up poorfags? ;)))

Whats up? ;)

Look what i just got in the mail

American express platinum card ;) only for richfags like me

You pathetic poorfag losers cant get it

Jelly? ;)

Maybe if you focus on making money instead of wasting your life on video games you can get one too;))

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YIIIIIIIIIKES

Science Officer?

He's not as far as I'm aware, he did ditch me and our friends from time to time because he had "no cash", this was after he bought the modern generation of consoles despite never playing them.

My friend does night shift guard duty shit. I'm making nothing at all because I make zero effort to find a job and just work for my family instead.

>Keith
I'm sorry your parents hated you

>I'm so rich I can take on even more debt than you guys ever could

>Why are you on Yea Forums again, since you don’t play games?
You answered that yourself

and you're only putting yourself in a shit state. You are not supposed to live for others you dumb fucking cunt.

Fuck em my nigga remember they are projecting. Be happy you have an escape

>busy with final thesis
>a lot of free time
>don't have the will to play anything

Doesn't matter if you're a wagie or a neet the feel has to be there.

>be wagie
>working 9 to 5 everyday
>boss calls you in to work in Saturday
>you show up

Fucking projecting what she's a 24 year old girl with a Chad swim captain bf I don't think she envies me.

>Be wagie
>No debt
>Can buy most of the things I wanted
God I love not being poor

>be fresh wagie sperg
>its the fucking week end
>new video games, new graphics tablet, fresh copy of nand 2 tetris book
>don't feel like playing vidya
>laughably bad drawing "skills"
>can't figure out how to use constants in HDL
>stuck in logic gates as a result as an experienced programmer of over 10 years
life is pain

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>be wagie
>it's the fucking weekend
>play my video games
>gf plays her video games
>we do stuff together in between video games
>enjoy cozy relationship/weekend between introverts

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Between a woman and my interests I will always go with my interests.

Not every wage position is some 1-week advanced notice schedule fast food job

BASED
BASED
ALSO BASED (if gf has a penis)