American friend disconnected from game

>American friend disconnected from game
>Call his phone, he said internet is choppy
>Tell him to reboot his rooter
>"My what?"

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>rooter

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>rooter

The absolute state of you lads

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KKK!
Fine, sicker than your average nigga killer
Twist niggers' heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gators
Chicken wing eating players
Triple-K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon Man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch Jews who do something to us
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, who us
Yeah, KKK, nigga babies I don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigga
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Moon Man, Moon Man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me
Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa
I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
And smell like ass
Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk
I don't give a fuck about your mama
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigga cock she's used to
Kill a nigga and skullfuck a jew

Everything you be saying is offensive to me
As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech
Moon Man you need to stop the hate
After all we are one universal race

Fuck off nigga
I don't give a fuck about people of other colors
Get the fuck out you ain't my brother
Why don't you go and fuck a hyena
When it's dark outside I can't even see ya

This is Moon man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier
Vote 5, faggots, and I'm out of here

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>being friends with a yank

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Autism

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because we make all those marvel films you love so much

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>rooter

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Victim of his third world internet. Get used to it if you're going to associate with burgers.

So I disconnected the other day. I get this long distance call from England. You know what that Red Coat supporting bastard told me? He said I need to "reset my rooter". I'm not even in to that kind of thing.

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uh what do they call a modem?

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Medium

A modem with cheese

I'm disgusted

There's a reason people would rather play with burgers than bongs

I don't think people get to choose, me laddy-oh. Pings prevent that.

>Yank friend tells me he's going to brush his teeth
Do what?

Moon Man is objectively the best rapper alife.

I would have responded the same way if someone told me to reset my rooter.