>be 15 >playing late night on the GameCube >dad walks in >see me playing F-Zero GX >tells me how awesome that looks and wants to teach me how to drive >25 now >living with a roommate >roommate is a femboy who dresses like a very convincing girl >dad comes over and thinks he’s a girl and is my gf >dad wants to invite both of us to his place because he got his hands on a F-Zero AX arcade >don’t have the heart to tell my dad I’m fucking a gay guy
My dad been dealing with my 43 year old mom, leaving him for a 21 year old guy. I don’t want to break his heart anymore then my mom did
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May 25, 2019 - 12:26
I guess stop being gay that's your only solution.
May 25, 2019 - 12:28
It's okay if you're greek.
May 25, 2019 - 12:30
Identify as a trans woman. Boom, now you're in a straight relationship.
But in all seriousness, you're either gonna have to come out, or stop fucking your trap.
May 25, 2019 - 12:30
Just pretend you don't know it yourself.
May 25, 2019 - 12:31
I swear dad, I had no idea I was sucking a guys dick.
May 25, 2019 - 12:32
That's rad as shit! How the fuck did he get one?
May 25, 2019 - 12:32
I don't believe a single part of this very thoughtfully constructed shitpost
May 25, 2019 - 12:32
>50+ dad thinking some tranny is a convincing girl I don't believe your story
May 25, 2019 - 12:32
>>don’t have the heart to tell my dad I’m fucking a gay guy What do you mean "you're fucking a gay guy"? You're a fag yourself you know.
May 25, 2019 - 12:34
Poor dad, his wife and his son both lost to dick
May 25, 2019 - 12:34
CHU CHU YEAH
WITHOUT CHU
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May 25, 2019 - 12:35
yeah I daydream that anime girls are my girlfriends too.
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May 25, 2019 - 12:36
Timestamp with your dick in his ass or this is fake.
May 25, 2019 - 12:36
Sounds like your dad loves you and would accept your choices.
May 25, 2019 - 12:37
>43 year old mom, leaving him for a 21 year old This is not what a comma is for.
May 25, 2019 - 12:38
as long as you aren't gay its ok. just say no homo when you spunk on his hairless belly. dont forget to thank your dad after you gay with him
May 25, 2019 - 12:39
stop being a fucking faggot
May 25, 2019 - 12:40
Just tell him it's your room mate crossdressing. Why would he need to know that you two are fucking?
May 25, 2019 - 12:41
>My dad been dealing with my 43 year old mom, leaving him for a 21 year old guy That 21 yo is me btw
May 25, 2019 - 12:41
I doubt you're even 12 yet
May 25, 2019 - 12:43
Yeah that's how that works. You aren't just 2 mental patients LARPING out sexual depravity.
May 25, 2019 - 12:45
this isn't videogame related go die yourself
May 25, 2019 - 12:46
Just go there by yourself and play with your dad-. Tell him your """"gf"""" couldn't come or that she doesn't like video games at all.
May 25, 2019 - 12:48
>OPs Dad supposedly has a fucking FZero AX cab >wants to talk about coming out of the closet instead I hate this place sometimes.
May 25, 2019 - 12:50
I'll put you in a comma nerd
May 25, 2019 - 12:55
>Yea Forums - Video Games
May 25, 2019 - 12:56
Yea Forums - why haven't you got a girlfriend, yet?
May 25, 2019 - 13:03
Why not tell your dad he's a guy and you're not in a relationship?
I mean if you're a good enough liar you can say you two did this to pull a prank on him or something?
Either way I'm very sorry for your dad, he sounds like an incredible person.
May 25, 2019 - 13:06