Be 15

>be 15
>playing late night on the GameCube
>dad walks in
>see me playing F-Zero GX
>tells me how awesome that looks and wants to teach me how to drive
>25 now
>living with a roommate
>roommate is a femboy who dresses like a very convincing girl
>dad comes over and thinks he’s a girl and is my gf
>dad wants to invite both of us to his place because he got his hands on a F-Zero AX arcade
>don’t have the heart to tell my dad I’m fucking a gay guy

My dad been dealing with my 43 year old mom, leaving him for a 21 year old guy. I don’t want to break his heart anymore then my mom did

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I guess stop being gay that's your only solution.

It's okay if you're greek.

Identify as a trans woman.
Boom, now you're in a straight relationship.

But in all seriousness, you're either gonna have to come out, or stop fucking your trap.

Just pretend you don't know it yourself.

I swear dad, I had no idea I was sucking a guys dick.

That's rad as shit! How the fuck did he get one?

I don't believe a single part of this very thoughtfully constructed shitpost

>50+ dad thinking some tranny is a convincing girl
I don't believe your story

>>don’t have the heart to tell my dad I’m fucking a gay guy
What do you mean "you're fucking a gay guy"? You're a fag yourself you know.

Poor dad, his wife and his son both lost to dick

CHU CHU YEAH

WITHOUT CHU

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yeah I daydream that anime girls are my girlfriends too.

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bideo gaimes

Timestamp with your dick in his ass or this is fake.

Sounds like your dad loves you and would accept your choices.

>43 year old mom, leaving him for a 21 year old
This is not what a comma is for.

post butt

as long as you aren't gay its ok. just say no homo when you spunk on his hairless belly. dont forget to thank your dad after you gay with him

stop being a fucking faggot

Just tell him it's your room mate crossdressing. Why would he need to know that you two are fucking?

>My dad been dealing with my 43 year old mom, leaving him for a 21 year old guy
That 21 yo is me btw

I doubt you're even 12 yet

GATTA GOTTO CHU CHU

TETSUMUSU

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Post your gay bf

Yeah that's how that works. You aren't just 2 mental patients LARPING out sexual depravity.

this isn't videogame related go die yourself

Just go there by yourself and play with your dad-. Tell him your """"gf"""" couldn't come or that she doesn't like video games at all.

>OPs Dad supposedly has a fucking FZero AX cab
>wants to talk about coming out of the closet instead
I hate this place sometimes.

I'll put you in a comma nerd

>Yea Forums - Video Games

Yea Forums - why haven't you got a girlfriend, yet?

Why not tell your dad he's a guy and you're not in a relationship?

I mean if you're a good enough liar you can say you two did this to pull a prank on him or something?

Either way I'm very sorry for your dad, he sounds like an incredible person.