WHY THERE FUCK IS THERE NO GOD DAMNED EASY NON COMPLICAT4ED WAY TO NAVIGATE EARLY GAME...

WHY THERE FUCK IS THERE NO GOD DAMNED EASY NON COMPLICAT4ED WAY TO NAVIGATE EARLY GAME? I CANT EVEN GO TO FI0ND FOOD WITHOUT GETTING FUCKING LOST HOPELESSLY AND NO I WONT WALK OUT IN ONE DIRECTION AND TURN BACK THAT REQUIRES ME TO NEVER WINDOW OUT OR LOOK AWAY OR I LOSE TRACK OF WHAT WAY WAS BACK
HOW IS IT FUN TO GET LOST AND *LOSE*? ther is nothing good or fun about losing and ther is NOTHING to be gained from it its just an annoyance only fucking losers learn from negative things

Attached: minecraft-cover.jpg (271x377, 30K)

Imagine getting filtered by minecraft of all games.

is it my fault its so easy to get lost? what am i supposed to plan where i build my base? what the fuck am i doing wrong?

Just put down some rocks to mark your way back.

Attached: 1454008993450.gif (540x540, 240K)

then i have ot- always carry rocks on me at all times all just to find food

You have to be 18 or over to post here, faggot

I fail to see how this is a problem.

Yes, that is one of many survival techniques you can utilize. It’s called problem solving

it means i have to make plans and plot things ouit no one does that not in games not in life

Minecraft is one of those games you HAVE to follow a guide on to get going right away, that or a lot of experimentation. The joy of self discovery. That kind

>imagine being so bad at videogames that you complain about minecraft "difficulty"

im glad i'll never be as pathetic as you user, thanks for cheering me up

NO ONE PROBLEM SOLVES LIFE IS ABOUT RUNNING IN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND USING THE QUICKEST SOLUTION

git gud lmao

There's a compass that always points back to spawn in the corner of the recipe book.

you need the supplys to make one kind of hard to get those before you need food

The icon for the first tab is literally a working compass.

wait hold on did they screw uip that badly/ i assumed it wouldnt work and was just a graphic

Losing is fun though. You learn by experience and what better way to get experience than by failing until you finally succeed? Besides, the best part about minecraft early game is exploring. Have some fun and loosen up.

I can't believe I need to say this about Minecraft, but git fucking gud.

How hard is it to make a basic wheat farm, tall grass is everywhere you retard.

Minecraft is fucking counter-intuitive. It's good that you can get lost and awesome that you have no goals. It's horseshit that it just assumes you have the wiki open, though.

String makes wool, so does punching sheep. How do shears work? Fuck me if I know, you need to find iron first and then smelt that - which is already several steps, but you only wanted wool to make a bed to sleep in. Because three days after you started and haven't slept, there's suddenly an additional fucking mob they throw at you. No wait, didn't you see? There's not just skeletons with bows - there's assholes with crossbows now. Just make a shield. You know how to make a shield right? It's in your little crafting book, unless you were unlucky enough to not find iron yet.

Game Over. Score: e&0

The fact that Piropito (Jap LP'er) plays blind and can't figure out shit half the time is a testament to how poorly Minecraft is designed.

How does one build a Wither? There's a painting that tells you cryptically. What does it do? Fuck you build it. It then fucks you when you build it. Unlike any other construct that you make in the game (Snow and Iron Golem) the Wither is suddenly assraping you and blowing up your shit.

That's poor design.