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An overpriced, oversized gas guzzler of a pickup truck that never gets used for actual pickup truck things, a shitty McMansion in walking distance of nothing with a two hour commute, and a rushed marriage that he'll come to regret later? I'd rather be the European.

i dont have any of that shit on the bottom

Reality is stranger than fiction ain't it Abdul

>amerimutts user
>married
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love when they roleplay.

>protagonist is egoistic
>no moral messages
>shooter gameplay
>thinks America is the entire world

>I'd rather be European
course you would MATE

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Sure, 56%-kun!

wtf did you get married in my back yard

Most European males are failures that still live with their mothers, hence their liking to anime.

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no idea how you got anime from that image
point is euroniggers and slavs should be removed from the gene pool

Ugly nigger is protag or protag's friend/companion/important friendly NPC
Poor gameplay

there are no obvious signs, canadian and european games have evolved mullerian mimicry with american games

i guess you're right ameribro

realistic

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Half the characters are mystery meat

Instant (you)s from seething europoors

So they are barely different from americans

Why would anyone want to be married at age 25?

I can smell the seething virginity in this post.
Have sex.

>americans
>owning houses in the year 2019

Games made in C*lifornia should not count.

>all these europoor söy replies
HAHAHA

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that only really applies to the half of the population that insists on living in cities

Female lead is an ugly disgusting cunt.

It's not Nintendo, Ubisoft, or CD Projekt Red

No need, they're going extinct in a few generations.

Reminder that 78% of all working Americans live from hand to mouth. Not that it would be much better anywhere.

forbes.com/sites/zackfriedman/2019/01/11/live-paycheck-to-paycheck-government-shutdown/#638566114f10

>Fantasy or alien royalty
>They speak in British accents

The character you play as is not a white male. The characters that you kill are mostly white males.

>getting married at all
The only reason to get married is if you are poor and need tax benefits.

based burger senpai, impregnate my spic cunt with your seed

USA lardspawns are the cancer of this world

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so their children don't grow up to post on Yea Forums

It has a hamburger level

ubisoft are french/quebec scum

California is not America.

So you have to be married otherwise your kids are gonna be retarded? Thank god I'll never have kids

People responsible for this are american.

what part of the u.s. is quebec in

>"Study" from a blog
>Wait no it's an ad for a career website
"G-guys you can make money if you change jobs PLEASE SIGN UP TO MY WEBSITE"

I'm glad someone put that description below the image, otherwise I may have missed the joke.

Not like you could even if you wanted to

>just because their headquarets are not in american means the game is not a"americanized"
based retarded amerilards, WHO ELSE pushes these fucking idiotic gender politics into games and basically every form of media?
WHO?

Because if you are going to get married doing it young is a better choice.
At least for the woman.

>Be American protagonist
>Waddle out of my house
>Get shot
>Lose all of my game money to the game's hospital
>Pay 20 real life bucks for 10 in game money
But at least that money's going to my friends at Mega Corporation and not the fucking gobbermint!

canadians, have you never seen a leaf?

Dirty marketing.

I don't want them anyways

>Overpriced
Isnt shit only half comparable to a truck like that over 50% more in cost for you guys?

Yes. They dont push this shit.
USA West-coast retards on the other hand choke on this very hard.

uh anyone indoctrinated in the ideology
this nonsense is performed by the managerial class of western nations and people imitate them in hopes of advancing. before you know it, you have to do it or you are one of *THEM*

People just file bankruptcy now instead of paying their medical bills. Not like anybody owns a house to lose anyway.

Fuck off amerilard.
you are the scum pushing this shit onto everything
your fat disgusting retarded kin is ruining the earth.

white europoors are going extinct though, a lot just stay inside and watch anime/play vidya all day while complaining about the white race dying

if you watch european made TV shows and movies it's all fucked, nothing but mudslimes and blacks as the actors. Like that garbage Black Mirror, just a prime example.

it's like fallout 76

The more i know about USA the more glad i am that im not an amerilard.
Also it has the most retarded gamers and players of all regions.

This is the dumbest shit.
>survey 3 thousand people online
>at the end if the source for the data they say there's errors and the subset of data has an even greater margin of error

lol dumb eurocuck virgins

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ok i guess americans are just really powerful mentally

What ethnicity is that man on the left

OI MATE YOU BETTA SOD OFF OR ILL PULL OUT ME BUTTA KNOIFE

YE DAMN WANKER YANKEE, ME SISTER BE LOOKING MINT SHE DO

>burgers restores your HP to full

awful 3DCG coverart for no reason

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I really hope you're not lulled into delusion that America isn't being actively browned all the time right under your noses.

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Americans are real men that love violence, european men are pussies that let arabs and africans fuck their wives as they watch. Only Eastern Europeans are as manly as American men.

asian

i hope they all go to seattle
that place is far too white

Latinos aren't half as bad as arabs and africans. At least latinos can be civilized, and have attractive women. Arabs and africans are literal savages, and their women are ugly as fucking shit.

Explosions
Action-oriented cover
guns.
niggers in game.
uses the word "diversity" "inclusive"
censors stuff, mainly sex related. but violence is okay.
Has to be shown things in a blatant obvious way because they cant into subtlety.
requires constant "action" to hold interest because of their short attention span.
Day 1 DLC
Big marketing but shallow gameplay.

le based minority am i right?

that shit was literally invented in Europe you cuck

No boss fights
Black people everywhere
Female characters are ugly
Shit gameplay

Most Americans don't give a shit though. We just look out for ourselves as soon as we turn 18 or graduate highschool. Living with your parents is like having the black plague in America. Americans that do care try to make Europeans aware of what'll happen to them, but honestly, it already happened to you guys as well.

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Everyone is fat and stupid.

Female or some PC sidekicks that should not belong in the game according to game's logic and common sense.
Somehow, they become important near the end game too.

J.Lo>>>>>>>>>>>some ugly african bush bitch

At least the majority of the European population makes it past high school.

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at least american boys are man enough to take down their bullies, unlike europeans who cry as they fuck their high school sweethearts in front of them in the bathroom

AMERIFAT SEETHING OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DOOD OOOOOOOOOH

You get shot

O B S E S S ED

Speak for yourself. I've met some extremely attractive Arab women.

At least they're honest with it :^)

Have sex, incel

What the fuck are Europeans even have to be proud of, every year they become less relevant and all their nations are dying slowly.
Maybe that's why they are so obsessed with pointing out everything they see wrong with America because they have nothing they can point to to be proud of.

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That's an issue with a lot of things made in America. I'll admit its more of an issue with movies than games because fucking yanks thing the accent is "sophisticated" or "sexy" in some cases.
t. amerimutt

thinking Americans are that white
Lmao

jesus christ

Even if they were attractive, islam ruins them. I don't want to be with a woman that will either blow herself up, or her male relatives all try to kill me for defiling her, fuck that.

also white women>>>>>>>>>>arab women

>

Doesn't a shit ton of the industry there come from cuntifornia?

arabs aren't genetically muslim my dude
not that i want to get involved in your discussion

This happens user. Even moreso outside those shitty overpriced slums that pass as cities here.

shart in mart

I'd pay to play that.

>It has ugly 3D(PD) women in it.
>Made to promote a specific sports car
>the MC is a hobo
>the MC is an "independent wahman"
>"HURR Capitalism is bad."
>"""Transhumans = Transgender identifying folks"""

That is a fair point.

I miss this meme
It was so awful and it came out of nowhere

>this is what burgercucks actually believe
oof

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Peshawar_school_massacre
Wh*te race BTFO

burger music

Another 1 IQ thread.
Truly a magical place.

glad you found a place you belong

Character has brown skin, brown eyes and black hair in the name of diversity.

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Why are burgers so insecure?

Because they still think they are white and having a harder time denying that.

not that user but does it matter if it's learned or inherited?
they're worthless people either way

Americans are quick to brag with the total power of their empire, when everyone knows the average individual, and those below the average, live sordid, poor lives in the muck
There is a reason why Trump was elected after all over Hillary

These replies are hilarious

yes because it means there are arabs that aren't muslims, so the set of non-muslim and non-ugly arabs might be of interest to him

America has the best women in the world. This is a fact

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They are going to get humilliated by Iran

it's not helpful to pretend that iran is a military threat to the u.s. when it isn't, unless your goal is the deaths of hundreds of thousands

Burqa

If you are into massive piles of poorly kept lard piled on top mobility scooters hey have fun.

niggers

What are some games where I can have my continent fade into irrelevance as a bunch of fat religious nutsos come to dominate us in economic, military, cultural, and ideological power while we sit there and draw funny pictures of them to post on anonymous anime discussion websites?

i'm a euro and the thought of America (plus whatever coalition of the willing they can scrounge up for political legitimacy) assraping Iran gets me hard
it'll be utterly one-sided

the muslims hate and will terrorize the non muslim ones thiough

Your main love interest that has been built up for 3/4 of the game gets blacked for the remaining 1/4 and in the end main protag realizes that he should become a cuckold sissy and serve his bull.

your character's genitals are mutilated

I'd like to know that myself.

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hate when that happens

60% of America is probably black.

it has dull realistic clothing

Dude, you're american. your genes are already worse than any european in existence, including the black ones

you're literally an offspring of slaves and rejects

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It starts with English (US) option.

>beta males

dude you seriously need to get therapy and a gf. this is ridiculous

no we are descended from insane larpers that managed to survive frontier living and build the most powerful empire in history

>american "boys"

not anymore son... *ahem* daughter

You didn't do shit. Your descendants were lucky to cross the border, Pedro.

hamburger level with hamburger music
youtube.com/watch?v=vhjs70-vbvk

>Americans and Europeans hating on each other instead of being bros
where did it go wrong bros

I get shot trying to purchase it

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have kids

Respect and detailed understanding of firearms

if the u.s.'s brain draining of your continent didn't permanently ruin you, your importation of third world helots will finish the job

>America's hat not being a part of America
Eh?

The american majority are violent niggers and lazy mexicans. Of course they'll be insecure. Not to mention the "prime" americans are just ignorant inbred hillbilly's who have the educational equivalent of a 2nd grade eastern european.

Imagine having a brown, short stained "boy" (with a vagina) make nationalist stataments about american superiority. That's how hilarious this thread is

but thats not true user, i have american friends and they're genuinely good and kind people. you say this thing and its not true you shouldnt do that.

The only thing US drained from EU are incompetent fuckwads who immediately got every leadership position in america. That's why hillbilly's like yourself are so pissed off. Imagine having no healthcare, no education and then have some gay european boss you around and fuck your entire family. I can't imagine how you must feel

>americans
>people

Try "fat, anime, tranny bots" instead

the best part is the knowledge that for any ethnic group the members that came to the u.s. and survived outperform their continental leftovers

>Living with your parents is like having the black plague in America.
OH NO NO NIO
qz.com/1248081/the-share-of-americans-age-25-29-living-with-parents-is-the-highest-in-75-years/

>"America is the best! Suck on it yuropoors! USA! USA!"
>single-handedly responsible for the rise of SJW and tranny moral dominance
Gas the septics.

But you aren't one of them baby. Yes, there are super rich americans, but life for the average peasant is incredibly poor. Even eastern europeans live like kings compared to the average ameritard. One day you'll work for me and you'll understand. But you better study or I might not even hire you

censorship because they're all prudes
in japanese fighting games they truly are the land of the
>free
though

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>*takes muslim dick up ass*
>MUH TRANNIES
>*presents own children for mohammed*
>ARE SUCH
>*gets stabbed*
>A PLAGUE UPON
>*gets beheaded*
>THE ENTIRE WORLD
>*has mosque built on corpse*

>the land of the free
>the goverment forbids you to buy a chinese phone

between scurrying to the uk to fix their toilets and selling your women online to americans i don't think eastern europeans should even bother logging on

Every female has a man face.

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main character has no foreskin

>american projecting his average day at school around niggers and spics

is that proxy paige?

This thread is pure cringe honestly. Being born in a nice country doesn't mean shit if you're a hopeless failure. Now go outside, get a clue, and have fucking sex.

>black protagonist has a white girlfriend

Why do americana call themselves
>I'm african american
>I'm mexican american
>I'm Italian american
When they have never been to Africa, Mexico or Italy? Do they feel entitled to apropite a culture they think they belong to? Or they are just ashamed of being born in america?

sure, in fact all of the african continent belongs to the descendants of thomas jefferson.

I'm german american and I feel like the most important thing should be whether or not you speak the language. I speak german almost as good as a full german but I know spanish americans who doens't speak spanish and latin american that doesn't speak latin.

>that lack of trigger discipline
Someone needs to smack that child

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I surely wasn't expecting Rossy de Palma on Yea Forums of all places

>and latin american that doesn't speak latin.
Ok, you made me laugh. Have a (you).

>say anything about euros
>the literal only thing they can bring up is school shootings
blame media for picking apart every square centimeter of their life and almost idolizing it.

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this is clearly an /int/ thread
the first thing euros do when they wake up at 11am is come to Yea Forums to muttpost

I wouldn't know, as I don't play american trash.

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>only available for a NEGGAR

Lootboxes, and there are no girls in them.

In reality, only people who hate americans more than anyone else is other americans

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Forced politics/sjw bullshit. Name one(ichi) american game that only focuses on fun and doesn't force politic bullshit.

The game has gay romance options.

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I love this webm.

It is one of the most popular games on the entire fucking planet.
t. Fortnite, Dota 2, LoL (now owned by chink inc), CoD, GTA V, HF2, Halo 3, and countless more.

Dyke looking girl power side character who is quirky and knows about computers and hacking. Likely to have dyed hair or shaved the sides of her head.

Quake?

>Fortnite
>LoL
>american

Neither of those companies were property of Tencent upon the respective games releases.

>obvious signs this thread was made by a third worlder

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>25 years old and already look old as fuck
>oversized pickup truck for no reason
>mansion with 90% of space that will never be used for anything
>implying marriage is good
I'd rather be a euro desu.

its political and thats a good thing

Yes a shit part of the industry does

This. Living a good life is haram here in Europe anyways.

Just like Saddam right

Yes, American. Just like counter strike.

It has a bunch of shitty realism mechanics that are more of a chore than anything else.

I have never heard of this meme. Sounds like you just made it up right now.

>He unironically admits he would rather live in a cramp apartment in a dirty city and a smart car that will make it harder to do his hobbies

>americans who live in village
>having a hobbies
back to your cagie wagie, those credits for car and house aren't gonna to pay themselves

Ugly women

political virtue signalling

wisconsin

>lol poor wagie how about you go back to work on your dreams and aspirations unlike me who will commit suicide when my parents die lol

Hey it's not true! I have hobbies :(

they put this in their """educational""" version of the game that was censored for a lower rating and removed most of the gameplay in an attempt to sell to schools. obviously no educator is going to buy a game called "assasin's creed" no matter how neutered it is, much less one that changes facts basically because they felt like it.

>amerinigger keep projecting
Didn't you have a sister to fuck, or Tyrone is already working on it?

Why is it such fun to bully Americans?

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>tfw getting robbed of 50% of your income every month

>not only being a neet but also a third worlder
Haha too bad suicide is haram over there
Your parents are probably having plenty of children and goats so you wouldn't be missed lol

>>not only being a neet
>he still projecting

> also a third worlder
>says average mutt

As a 25 yo european I can confirm except I don't have a car and live in my parents house

>n-n-no u!
Poor Ahmed lol

imagine getting this triggered simply because you grew up playing PAL region 50hz limited shit. lmao.

because you know in the end we're the big guy on the planet and its never fun to see #1 stay #1. its an inferiority complex adopted by every nation outside of the U.S and I don't blame PALfags one bit. I mean look at you. Look at your country lol. Its literally being taken over by syrian refugees and the cuckening never ends. Well hey at least you guys still prioritize tea. thats something I guess thats uh, "honorable" yea?

Can you blame them, though?
They keep getting raped by browns, their children are getting raped too, they lose their jobs to hire immigrants, they pay taxes so that said immigrants commit crime more freely, and free speech is actively discouraged.
AND AFTER ALL THAT, they can't play their (american) videogames properly!

>Look at your country lol. Its literally being taken over by syrian refugees and the cuckening never ends.
BWAHAHAHAHA
Dude even cuckstans like Sweden or Gibmoney doesn't have maerican demography (56% white).

Folk guitar playing during a quiet cinematic moment.

This. White Pride is European Pride!

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Europeans act just like boomers
We give you everything, and you do nothing but bitch

murican flag

>national flags trigger Europeans
Yes, sorry it isn’t the circle of stars.

European life sounds more fun

calm down, you're dumb and fat too

when its throw at your face for no reason , yes

Only two options when confronting someone who is breaking social norms
>That's very Brave
>I wish I could be just like you

do tea and crumpets really type like this? the hell? lol

>This thread
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

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friendly reminder that the average american can't even eat fresh fruit or vegetables, because their bodies are so used to greasy processed food that they can't digest it, resulting in them getting the shits

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>Anglo
>EU
Obsesse

lol anglo detected

Я pyccкий, дeбил блять.

euro
>young, good looking
>cheap car to go and do whatever the fuck you want
>bros to spend your time with talking about things you enjoy and future events together
>chilling and playing vidya after work
mutt
>looks 40, balding
>oversized and overpriced truck, probably only uses it to go to work because its a hassle to go anywhere else with that thing
>a mansi- lol
>married to fellow american goblina that robs 50% of his monthly income and probably fucks Tyrone whenever he's not home

That's fake and cringepilled, a 25 year old is still paying off Student loans and living with a roomate, even the silicon valley cucks are like that.

yes, americans who think they are white are racially mixed white, and therefore are not white
americans have no identity, no history
it's no problem at all to replace them, because they never existed in the first place
Now, the negro has existed all along. The negro is racially superior to the american 'white'.
We will crush them into the dust, brother.
The state of Israel will rise up.

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1. The game glorifies guns and the military.

>euro zoomers falling for the bait