Smash Bros tournament? Never heard of it, bro

Soap poisoning

See

???

Why yes, I only play Japanese games in their original language. How could you tell?

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It's not a rat you retards

He is a real person, but those photos are not. His GF loves to take pictures and heavily shoop those or something.

Years may have passed and the fellow may have been finally set free, but it still suffers and is haunted by flashbacks.

GIGACHAD, bane of virgins.
It's a russian model shopped to death in every shot made by his gf.

thanks bro

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Don't worry he came back home to open a shop woth his loving family and fucks bitches

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>smash fags think soap is poison

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based businessman and cleanpilled

soap is an item
smash players never use items

based seal poster.

So apparently this video was taken of someone pouring soap on this thing, and soap is really irritating to rodents. So it's frantically trying to get it off because it's so painful.

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iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/theres-something-you-need-to-know-about-shower-rat-the-rat-who-loves-taking-showers/

sad

You retard it's not suffering, that's how it actually bathes.

well, it is banned in tournaments

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And Smashfags are rodents so it all makes sense now!

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sea dogs are so cute

What do they taste like? Asking for a friend.

take a shower, stinky smashfag

Kek

Gigachad is real in our hearts

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I once saw a rat that big once and it had snot running from its nose. I pulled out a tissue and was about to drop it in front of him when it stood up and tried to take it, so I handed it to him. He wiped the snot and started slowly walking towards a bum. Those fellas are smart.

that animal unironically has a better personal hygiene than most smash autists, just let that sink in for a second

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lmao

Blubbery

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AAAAAAH! HELP ME HUMAN

Welcome to the wildy, we've got fun and games

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fuck whales
the japs got that one right

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Seals can spread respiratory desieases to humans across the oceans.

I bet you didn't know that

but user, Japan is full of whales

you are correct but I will verify that claim before I accept it
still, whales are fucks

Problem?

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based

But they're not whales.

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It only gets funnier the 50th time

Cute!

why are all dolphins such dicks?

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>tfw too intelligent to be merciful.

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Fug this reminds me of that scene in The Pebble & The Penguin

soo fucking cute

youtube.com/watch?v=MecZAXedMbY
this is your average professional Smash player

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What a bird brain.

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damn... this reminds me of that other webm of the sloth hanging on a tree with a sad face as a puma or some sort of cat, climbs to get it.

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