How would you feel right now if you were the Wii U?

How would you feel right now if you were the Wii U?

>parents had such high hopes for you
>they told you that the world will be yours one day, just like your older brother
>unfortunately gimped at birth due to bad genetics
>parents also gave you a shitty beta virgin name that everyone makes fun of
>despite your best efforts, you don't meet anyone's expectations
>parents slowly neglect you until they abandon you completely
>new shiny younger brother comes along
>he gets all the attention
>has cool name and hip fresh personality
>begins to grow into a succesful individual
>you leave behind no legacy like your older or younger brother and are considered a mistake

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Wiiu had lots of new games though. So far switch has mostly been wiiu ports

I think it wasn't exactly a terrible idea, but phones could probably do a lot of what the gamepad was used for
It also received some great games. Nintendo tried a lot of things on it, most of which didn't work.

Even the younger brother does it better than middle child doomer.

>drop stock to a historic low
>buy back $1.2 billion worth of it
>triples in value over the next few years
>all your games get re-released on switch and double their original sales
The Chad WiiU secretly made a ton of money.

Wii U and Switch literally me and my brother.

The Switch may be popular among manchildren but it's still a shit console both technically and is more of a no games machine than the Wii U ever was. It's more like the useless brother buys attention (heavy handed ads) and steals old ideas that everyone thought of years ago but makes them worse (ports look and run like shit)

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Who cares when the CHAD dude bro PS4 bullies both of you losers

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The Wii U was a great time for everyone who wasn't a pathetic nintendo fanboy

OH NO NO NO NO!!!!!


HAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAAAA!!!

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Hint: Chad doesn't waste his time thinking about /pol/ nonsense.

>Chad watches gay porn on his browser instead!

FUCKING DIEING!!!

>>Chad likes it up the ass from other dudes
lolololololololol

faggot

>not wanting to be a flaming faggot who hates titties is /pol/ now

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Wii U was a very terrible name in hindsight because most consumers thought it was just an add-on to the Wii and not its own system. It being solely a gimmick console on top of its lackluster power made third-party developers run for the hills. Innovating is fine but if your system can't back it up with standard play and a decent amount of computing power, it's pointless. Switch is pretty much a slightly powerful Wii U, but it got by and succeeded because Nintendo marketed it well: it is the first hybrid console from one of the big 3 where you can switch between 3 different modes of play (docked, handheld, or stand).

This hit close to home man...

nigger i just got a wiiu for cheap and i am in the process of loading it up with gc wii and wiiu games
normaly a wiiu would be shit but with piracy it becomes a goldmine

I'd be happy because I can play Wonderful 101 and both Sin and Punishments while snuggled up in bed

Chads don't call themselves chads

The Wii U Pro Controller is the best controller I've ever had.
I really liked the console and it's a shame we won't get to see games separate UI and menu elements across the dual screens like when it was done well and give you a clearer screen overall.

I love the wii u, but my game pad broke and they don't sell them separately. Whenever I turn it on it says a bunch of shit in japanese and a bunch of numbers then turns off.

The game pads randomly priced used but they're usually a hundred-something dollars. My brother mailed me his because he never plays it, and when I turned it on the screen was shattered. Sad day.