>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth
>you must spend the next 20 years in an underground bunker until the surface is habitable again
>you can only take one (1) video game with you to last you the duration of your stay
What do you pick, Yea Forums?
>Another bunker thread
>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with earth.
How old are you?
Earth would be destroyed, no bunker will save you, you fucking idiot
How new are you?
that's a tough call between crusader kings 2 and mount and blade warband. I'd have to stock up on tons of mods either way
Nioh 2
RUN
>the sun
>orbit
you motherfuckers should stop playing fortnite on your phones during science class
>sun has fallen out of orbit
Every time
dark souls, if we give the sun enough praise it might go back
Sure you wanna pull that card in your first week on Yea Forums?
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" bunker picture, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a bunker thread. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic bunkerfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THE SUN HAS FALLEN THE SUN HAS FALLEN." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
The earth orbits the sun, the earth would fall out of orbit. The sun doesn't give a fuck.
Again? Fuck. I better not be stuck in there with all these fucking newfags.
Cyberpunk 2077 for my daily sunbath routine
dumb newfag animeposter
What's more devastating, suddenly being as close as Mercury, or as far as Neptune?
Cataclysm DDA
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth
>somehow thinks a bunker will save him
what did OP mean by this?
>he forgot to erase one mention of Bane
Poor form, hothead.
tough choice
>arma 3 for making tons of my own scenarios
or
>kenshi for the irony
or
>modded tw of choice
or
>command series for infinite replay ability and scenarios
but realistically I would choose advance wars because its probably my most played game over the years. So simple, yet so amazing.
Possibly ARMA 3 for the options and being able to walk around lush environments .
Probably something stupid like Minecraft. Something that could waste near-infinite amount of time with dumbed-down versions of reality.
hes a cute guy
For mew.
well you got yourself kot whats the next plan of your master plan!?
I love this pasta and I hope we can continue this into the future
TWO YEARS YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING SNEEDPOSTING REDDITORS
FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC FEED AND SEED BOARD'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLO LOOK AT ME IM LE SNEED XDDDD FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Yea Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID FARMERS AND THE FUCKING STORE, 2 YEARS, 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A SNEED THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Yea Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE SIMPSONS SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT SNEED, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF SNEED TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF FARMER 1 AND 2. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT SNEED'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID SNEED THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH E-I-E-I FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
Crashing this plane...with nyo survifurs!
Animal crossing
i dont bring any videogames
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE
lemme get uhhhhhhhhh
>skyrim
haha boomers btfo for knowing things
dwarf fortress
Do mew feel in charge?
your a f"*king retard the sun doesn't orbit anything underage
Smash melee. We wont even have a shower in the bunker.
she lied to me a bunch and now says shes got a bf should I rape her
The sun orbits the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy
BRO I LOST MY FUCKING BANEPOSTING FOLDER
Monster Hunter XX
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth
that's some 3d sonic game eggman shit right there
>all these newfags not knowing this pasta
Dumping for you
shame
This thread has become shitty zoomer posting.Fucking 'lel to edgy redditors' fill this site now. I hate you all.
>sun has fallen out of orbit
unironically I would do FTL faster than light with mods, that game has probably the best replayability ever
still getting different runs after 20 years would definitely be possible so i'd go for that
Devil May Cry 2
gotchu covered senpai
Again.
How new are you?
What video games are the best for making friends?
>newfag doubling down
I love these threads
IM CHRASHING THIS THREAD!
based baneposter
>exact same time
He wasn't alone.
League of Legends unironically, even though it's shit
I am the Sun's reckoning.
Probably kenshi
You're a small guy
>log on to Yea Forums
>get transported to Yea Forums circa 2015
This is a big mistake
Do you feel in charge?
>you must spend the next 20 years in an underground bunker
No thanks, I'd rather just die.
Is the joke that the sun actually does orbit the center of the galaxy, that the OP thinks this would send the sun toward us and not that we would still orbit the sun normally, that a bunker would never protect us from the sun getting too close, or all of the above?
for you...
take a guess
It can withstand the sun if it's a nuclear bunker
horny?
The joke is you.
for you
based bunker poster
when is Yea Forums gonna all work together to get a mansion to all live together...
>He doesn't know
Sorry this is the first time I've ever posted on Yea Forums. Can you please explain the joke?
this is why I'm never letting the police take me alive if they ever come for me.
I'd rather be dead than spend 20 years in a cage.
b-bro has it happen?
Av
The Sun is the fucking center of the solar system. That, and it's several times bigger than Earth itself. So falling out of orbit & head straight to Earth I wouldn't think of picking a game for a moment.
seems boring
That, and the bunker being a microwave loaded with tin foil.
The joke is that the guy that posted that already knew that it was wrong and so by correcting him you showed that you didn't know that which is the joke unless you did know that and did that then the people who replied to you were the ones who knew that but didn't know that you knew that and therefore are the joke and if you did know that then I would be the joke unless I already knew that and that (which I might do) in which case whoever thought that I did know that but didn't know that would be the joke.
>the sun is on a collision course with Earth
>wait for the surface to become habitable again
nigga there isn't gonna be a surface to go back to cause the earth would have been destroyed. How did that not fucking cross your mind?
guys how do I sort my sleep pattern out its 3am and I wanna go to bed but like if I go to bed now I'll wake up at like 2 in the afternoon
>The Sun is on collision course with Earth
>after falling out of orbit
What the fuck are you smoking, OP?
>surface is habitable again
Crack. You're smoking crack.
You gotta just stick a day out as a sleep deprived madman to make it through. Get yourself some ENERGY DRINKS and go on many walks to keep busy until like 11pm then you'll be back on schedule
shut up retard the earth will live
its been like this since I was 15 and anytime I do that I fix it for a couple of weeks then go back to my same shit routine
Set an alarm for about an hour before you wanna wake up, and another one for when you actually want to wake up. Drink coffee or an energy drink or some shit to get you through the day, you'll be tired as shit, fall asleep at a reasonable hour tomorrow. Try to stick to that. And don't rely on coffee/energy drinks every day, only fall back on that if you're too tired to function.
A mere ball of gas can only do so much. Sure, it'll make the surface of the earth really hot, but the planet will cool down eventually
You just got to stick with it my brother. It's tough but once you've properly hammered your body into a routine it will get easier. You will have to send yourself to bed though for the first month or so as your body won't be used to going to bed at that time