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get sent to hell obviously you fucking dummy

i drink some whiskey and then pass the check

Sorry, my sister and I did some stuff together... We definitely aren't getting into heaven no matter our speech stat

do tell...

Explain

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I'd say that I accept my punishment for the sins that have culminated in my life and that entry into paradise under false pretenses would taint the image of heaven and would be not only an affront to god but to family and friends waiting for me on the other side of the gates

Speech checks go up in increments of 5, so you're a dumd nigger for not dumping your stats efficiently.

First of all I would have to imagine the speech check to get into heaven would be 100, and I presume that if this were the Christian version of Heaven that it would be St. Peter and not God that you would be convincing

Not like you're going to believe me.
We were really attached to each other, we really really enjoyed each other, we started getting touchy, neither minded it, we gave our best to resist, we couldn't hold back everything, we started getting even more touchy, soon we started doing more and more stuff, then we did some stuff and that's it, it was fun, we are both happy and glad it happened, no regrets, it's just a thing that we shared, move on guys

>eats mentat

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>tfw you realize you're speech 5 irl

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drugs are a sin, have fun in hell

[Speech 51] No

>Kill yourself, lol. [Speech 102/100]
Bye bye user.

>Look at arm
>Consume every drug in my inventory, even stuff that has nothing to do with speech
>Pass check

Read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" and become a knockoff Chad

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>drinking a cup of coffee is a sin

[Intelligence 8] So you fight the good fight by sending me to hell?

Bleh, you can smell it when people are using tactics like this though and it just comes off as fake. Makes me feel like you're trying to fucking sell me something even if its just small talk

>experimented with boys during teenage years
yea, go ahead without me I'll be seeing you guys later

It's not really a PUA style shit, though.
More like broad rules on how to not be an abrasive normie.

[deny god's divinity]

>boss battle music starts

i thought that was a diaper

*puts on vault jumpsuit*