Wow this game really shits the bed in the second half doesn’t it?

There's a lot of really annoying parts sandwiched in with the great parts unfortunately.
>That part where you have to guide the guy with the TNT barrel at the beginning of the War chapter
>The laser beam escape segment
>The entire part where your a bat
I could go on but it always felt like for every great section the game had there was some awful or tedious one thrown in there somewhere.

the ONLY shitty part at the caveman area is the fucking lava-surfing. All my hate to that.
All the else is pure gold.

Multiplayers was fucking great.
What was your favorite game mode and weapon?

War Flag/ Magnum

"I hope people don't realize I have a fetish for giant women", mostly.

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>everyone has to think like me

This game was amazing, and i'm mad that my 10 year old self wasn't older to realize it's full comedic potential

The only part I didn't like was the Matrix hallway. Everything else was great. Multiplayer, both the original and the Xbox version, was great too.

Conker was a very technically impressive game. Lots of detail and full voice acting. And it didn't even use the n64 expansion. It's sad that we don't get fun and weird games like this anymore outside of indie shit. I think that interesting and reasonable budget games died after the PS2 era ended.

>The only part I didn't like was the Matrix hallway.
That's because you're a homosex.
That scene compensated for ALL the previous shit the game put me thru'. l was forgiven afterwards.

Been too long since I last played but I always loved Heist.

I have a love/hate relationship with that game.
The controls are terrible, and the pacing is awful.
But at the same time, it's so unique and creative I just can't help but like it anyway.

>What the fuck were they thinking with that caveman chapter?
fun

felatio

Just so you know, that scene was a reference to Eyes Wide Shut.
Fantastic movie, but it will fuck you up.

>I think that interesting and reasonable budget games died after the PS2 era ended.
Nah, they still make some great "AA" games from time to time.
Croteam are pioneers of that stuff, with their Serious Sam 3 and Talos Principle being some of the best, prettiest, and the most underrated gems of this decade. Both made with budgets of a mere 0.5 mil USD , by around a dozen guys.

If you wanna find something more mainstream and successful, look no further than the Nier: Automata, which completely BTFO of S-E's behemoth projects, like FF15.

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I learned that years later.
After we played that game, my friends and I ran around shouting "felatio" for a while before his mom finally yelled at us about it. We didn't understand why until later.

They just went to handhelds instead.

>that respawning zombie around the corner of the tight hallway

>What the fuck were they thinking with that caveman chapter?
Everything right

youtube.com/watch?v=s1RerFpLM7c

Conker is frustrating, but the world, characters, and writing somehow makes up for the poor gameplay.

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Nah you have shit taste.

What? Which part was a reference to that? The secret code?

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The password to the club in Conker was Fidelio, which is also the password to the sex cult in Eyes Wide Shut.

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Fun fact!
Coco Bandicoot has nothing to do with Conker's Bad Fur Day!

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The game shits the bed at the barn. After that it's just a rollercoaster of shitty gimmicks and parodies of varying quality.

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Alright, why is the furfag spammer so triggered by this thread?

Yo Snoop Doggy Dogg, can you stop spamming this thread with furry porn? These aren't even from Conker.

Fuck off

>roof-raiser tecno beats @ the club
rock solid is onee of my favorite vidya songs
youtube.com/watch?v=kL0wco0l-Tg
wish they didnt fuck it up in reloaded
>The entire part where your a bat
that segment had one of the best songs
youtube.com/watch?v=tKfWcxJzJ2c

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Wheres the KaBoom?

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That guy's spam is making me very angry indeed.

Oh come on! Candy Kong looks like a fucking drag queen, not even a furry would fap to her!

Me and my older bro used to dance to this shit hours straight, kino club music.

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okay, this thread has certainly gone to shit fast...

Mostly because of one asshole who can't keep his dick in his pants for one non-pornographic thread.

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can we all agree the worst segment was bats tower?

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I think Spooky's probably the most "low points without enough good stuff to redeem it" part of the game. Bats Tower feels kind of inoffensive in my memory.

>the developers will never finish their lp

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>having fun being a bat in a gothic mansion
>Dracula keeps getting fatter
>dumbass ends up getting himself grinded
>the game becomes a fucking horror title
I wasn't prepared for this shit.

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What was wrong with Spooky?

not him but Bats Tower had
>smacking the female cogs and carrying them back
>climbing to the top of the tower without falling and killing all the bats
>shooting the safe
>swimming through the underwater maze while waiting for the giant metal fish and getting air and getting batteries for your helmet
>pissing on the imps

the whole game has an amazing soundtrack, i love this game to death but there's really a lot of shit segments gameplay wise lol.

>climbing the tower
>pissing on the imps
These were perfectly fine though
>smacking the cogs and carrying them back
>shooting the safe
>underwater maze
I'll give you these at least. But they still don't drag it down as much as Spooky's slow ass segments with nothing cool or funny happening.

Chris Seavor's been tweeting old concept art for Other Bad Fur Day, kind of makes me glad it never happened to be honest.
Some ideas seem cool but some ideas shit on the original ending to the game, with Berry never actually dying for some bloody reason.

twitter.com/conkerhimself/status/1118514691985346562
twitter.com/conkerhimself/status/1131896236058009601

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Buni the Rabbi tho

>That piece of chocolate put behind a set of bars.
>It's only there to annoy people into think there's a hidden passageway.

>he doesn't like Rock Solid

GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKIN NERD

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Looks like it would have been fun desu

TALOS PRINCIPLE 2 WHEN

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As a kid this used to really torment me after beating it. I remember constantly hoping to see something about it in video game news to the point of even having dreams where a sequel was announced.

The pages posted are clearly missing some sections, it might've explained how she came back since she's referenced as a cyborg now in another tweet. Maybe she would've had her body harvested and turned into a terminator style enemy?
twitter.com/conkerhimself/status/1131896691295178752
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The key bullshit.
>oh you didn't kill the bats in this part?
>dead
>oh, you went the wrong way?
>can't jump fag, dead

I wish we got the original ending where Conker shot himself in the bar restroom. Might as well go full depressing and you wrap everything up perfectly in case you want a new squirrel game with a different protagonist.

>that plot

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Two words.

EASY
VERYEASY

Enter one of these at the cheat menu to adjust the difficulty in subtle, not very well documented ways.

I fucking love the Matrix lobby level. I used to put in the level select cheat just to play that one over and over. It was better than Enter the Matrix, a fucking licensed Matrix game.

>Tfw there are actually some poor souls that think the Xbox port is better than the N64 version
>mfw they never got to experience a childhood playing the N64 multiplayer with friends

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Heist/Crossbow

death match, katana

The Xbox remake has better gameplay. They tightened up movement, combat, and it's generally just better. The problem is everything else. The N64 original has beautiful cutscene blocking, facial expressions, and timing. The Xbox remake is all over the place. The D-Day sequence has squirrels awkwardly standing in place instead of moving, their models are blatantly cut and paste, and they even screwed up stuff like the opening sequence. In the original, it's an elegant combination of Clockwork Orange and Conan the Destroyer. You can see Conker's hate and self-loathing on his face as he sips his milk and stares into nothing. The Xbox remake has Conker looking like a stuffed toy. He has a goblet, so no visible milk. His facial expressions are nerfed. This is a problem throughout the game.

Uhhhh... meow

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>only result is some vague shit from some speedrunning forum about enemies being slower, having worse accuracy and "controls will be easier"
Huh. I'm almost tempted to check myself.
L&R controls better, especially when it comes to vehicles and guns. However, it's super buggy and the censorship ruins some jokes.

Xbox multiplayer was good in its own ways. The maps were too cramped though.

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>squeeze the trigger

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>the main antagonist was going to be something called Cthulpoo
No thanks

They should've kept the original multiplayer with online and new modes.

I remember walking down the middle road was asking for death.

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*AHEM*

Mi mi mi mi mi~

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It really does. Not that the game itself is very good in any way, but the second half is atrocious

>shit platforming
>shit gunplay
>shit literal tank controls
people only remember conker for the references, music, and TECHNOLOGY

>>shit literal tank controls
I loved that little tank.

fuck off rodent
go buy me a pint

Better yet, someone should write some sort of program that lets you play multiplayer online with others, without splitscreen. There are already things like SM64 Online and OoT Online.

have sex

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>tfw grew up with xbox version
Still loved every second of that game. Multiplayer was kinda fun too.

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I was a zoomber who played both, the multiplayer was great but not bringing back the old game modes was tragic. N64 inches out over the Xbox version solely because of the censorship, but the Xbox controls where a lot smoother and the character models stayed true to the intended design despite the graphical overhaul (unlike Spyro).

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>never got to play online multiplayer
True suffering friends

CBFD sucks

>this time, whilst traveling through the Sewagassy Sea it hits a giant, operatic pile of poo. Plenty of singing and sweetcorn here.
>we could have gotten a Great Mighty Poo reprise

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I almost paid $120 for this game a year ago. I'm glad I came to my senses. But am I really missing anything having never played it?

You're missing out on bad controls, shitty story, dialogue read off by VAs who can barely speak English, and an undeserved sense of pride for having played it.

Perfect. Glad I saved my money

>dialogue read off by VAs who can barely speak English
Wot. Almost all the characters are voiced by Chris Seavor, who is British as fuck. Are you American or something?

One of the most kino narratives about the price of hubris videogames have to offer.

>it will fuck you up.
How so?

>Young Conker
It's like these Microsoft Hololens devs never seen a red squirrel before and just made a fuckin rat.

alot of the jokes on the saving private ryan part were about how ugly grey squirrels are compared to red.

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>dad took me to toys r us
>got me conker because he thought the squirrel was cute
>play the game on the ctr in parents' room
>FUCK YOU
>Mom hears and gets mad that my dad bought me an adult game
>They argue like usual
Fun times

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Hey retard it's called emulation and you should fucking try it.

Spooky was a million times worse than Caveman.

It's War > Sloprano > Windy > Barn Boys > Heist > Bat's Tower > Uga Buga > Hungover > Spooky

Heist/Sniper

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Rule number 1. My way, or he's a dead motherfucking way, take your pick.

Entire game is made up of "that" part but it's one of the few games which actually did feel like a string of events instead of just levels with totals which I thought was cool.

I'll be real, I didn't care for Serious Sam 3 at all.
It did look fantastic considering the budget though.

I agree and it was the only game rare was given completely free reign and it was great.

Couldnt get my grandma to buy this..

had to settle for the digimon version

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