Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
>Hire one of the worst writers of his generation to help write your new game
Literally what were they thinking?

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>They bought Sekiro, they'll buy this one for sure too

>He thinks George R.R. Martin is an uninspired hack

Wrong R.R. Your thinking of Tolkien.

miyazaki be like
>dayum, wh*te people actually bought Sekiro?
>guess I'll just feed them anything at this point lmao

>your storytelling
what story telling

unironically no one who's had sex knows the dark souls or bb story

herkily jerkily

>Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.

Lol both fanbases are fucking cancer uniting them pure abomination

maybe Vaati cus of that seductive voice but your probably correct

It's a publicity stunt, like everything the big Japanese games studios are doing today.

They are finally figuring out how to get American money: pandering.

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>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
>FromSoft

OP is delusional, holy shit

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*mic drop*
*smugly quirks a smile and spins around dancing*
*pics mic back up and farts directly into it*
*licks mic and whispers "aragorn's tax policy? that's right, he doesn't have one"*

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GoT is shit

>one of the worst writers
>has a multi-million dollar bestselling book series
Makes you think

>“The Red Wedding for me in Lord of the Rings is the mines of Moria, and when Gandalf falls — it’s a devastating moment! I didn’t see it coming at 13 years old, it just totally took me by surprise. Gandalf can’t die!”
>Martin added: “And then in the next book, he shows up again, and it was six months between the American publications of those books, which seemed like a million years to me. So all that time I thought Gandalf was dead, and now he’s back and now he’s Gandalf the White. And, ehh, he’s more or less the same as always, except he’s more powerful. It always felt a little bit like a cheat to me. And as I got older and considered it more, it also seemed to me that death doesn’t make you more powerful.”

Doesn't seem like he'd be a fan of From games

George is also really good at moving pieces in the background. The galleas, galley, and cog we see throughout almost all of Feast for Crows has some very intriguing implications

Makes you think, doesn't it?

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Uhh, it is already confirmed that Jon Snow is getting revived in his next book, and also that Jon Snow is Azor Ahai/The Prince That Was Promised (ASOIAF's "chosen one").

So... pretty much Gandalf dying and coming back with more powers, huh George?

Please tell me Yea Forums doesn't think that anything that came out of soulsborne is better than ASOIF writting

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
In what world?

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Soulsborne lore is a fucking joke and i say this as someone who's really into it.
It's not at all well written, because it's barely written at all. They just tell you or imply some events and then you're left to make them seem cool in your head.
GRRM could definitely bring some fresh wind into Miyazaki's shit storytelling.

Go read Harry Potter you fucking 12 year olds

There was a post in another thread a couple days back comparing some quotes from From's games to Martin. Wish I'd saved it.

Rent free

>no character creation
fucking fat motherfucker

Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of Game of thrones?

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>even more casuals will all flock to GRR Martin/From game
>will be difficult as usual
>get to see all the people complaining about difficulty in videogames again

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Harry Potter is far superior than anything GRRM has ever made. Most obviously, they actually ended.

But it goes more than that though. HP works on a ton of different levels. From working with childhood fears and turning them into fantastic stories, to the surprising socio-political commentary and the way Harry deals with being famous. It absolutely deserves all the praise and attention it gets.

A Song of Ice and Fire does not. It only became relevant because of the show, which in turn was only relevant because of the sorry state of modern television.

And that's a good thing. Games shouldn't cater to every single person on earth.

from games have neither lore building nor storytelling.
they have lore snippets that can be interpreted into a probable whole, and the story in basically all their games is you run around doing things you are directed to do until the end fucks you over.
there is a certain genius with the lore in their games, but it is not the writing or any creative part, but the vagueness with which things are presented that allow the player to piece shit together themselves and get more invested- but everything guys like vaati try to sell as the "definite lore" of dark souls is quite literally just like their opinion, man.

My point was that anyone that likes GRRM has bad enough taste to like Harry Potter as well

now we're getting generic fucking retard preset protagonists like jon dicksucker

post stephenie meyer instead.
harry potter has at least some inkling of creativity.

It's not like Dark Souls has ever been particularly highbrow

Miyazaki stated before his influences included Lord of the Ring and Harry Potter, so it's no surprise he'd also like Game of Thrones

>From Software
>story telling
What.

>fromsoft
>big

>It absolutely deserves all the praise and attention it gets.
No. Just... , no.

His books read like fucking move scripts too.

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Yeah and we all know Tolkien invented the resurrected messiah trope.

Souls brainlets can't tell the difference between lore, narrative, and plot.

I don't watch Game of Thrones, but I'm pretty sure R.R. is not responsible for the show's shitty writing because he's the one that wrote the books.

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Yes, it's a big developer by any standard.

What is it with naive kids and thinking their favorite AAA devs are small indie outfits?

That's why he's waiting 10 years instead of 6 months

>Books =/= Show
In the books people who get revived come back worse. Look up Lady Stoneheart.

>Yes, it's a big developer by any standard
It’s not. Fromsoft isn’t AAA either.

it looks like this really was...a game of thrones

The last books are not good either.

Seriously, From's games have lore surrounding items, enemies, people, that's about it. The plot of their games basically boil down to
>an undead wakes up and goes and kills stuff

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The books are pretty good (except for one of them). The TV show started strong and then took a nosedive once they ran out of book material to rely on.

Guys how do you avoid his eye gouging grappling attack?

Post gotkino

>Asked to consult on something
>Same as writing the entire setting
What, also Martin wrote the books and directed a couple of episodes. He did not write the final seasons of GoT, I don't think he even directed any episodes.

>And as I got older and considered it more, it also seemed to me that death doesn’t make you more powerful.
Yet his own zombies are a pain in the arse to kill and the others require special weapons to kill.

FROM
>"Oh, my! I imagined it might be so. Then thou'rt a dragon, or perhaps a crow? Well, whatever thou be-est, thou'rt wondrous strange, yet strangely familiar, visitor."
>"A corpse... should be left well alone. Oh, I know very well. How the secrets beckon so sweetly. Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you, from your wild curiosity."
>"I am no king. I am more fit to be a jester... I was unaware of my own blindness. We are feeble vessels, with feebler souls"
>"You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you"
>"If thou seekest I, thine desires shall be requited not. Thou must returneth whence thou came. This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind, but thou dost not belong."
>"I would speak to my brother of this, one day. Of the shining new hope that joined our dear company ...I speak of thee, of course."

GRRM
>"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."
>"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."
>"She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world."
>"He found a line and pulled on it, fighting toward the hatch to get himself below out of the storm, but a gust of wind knocked his feet from under him and a second slammed him into the rail and there he clung. Rain lashed at his face, blinding him. His mouth was full of blood again. The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."

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GOT wishes it could match this.

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it's a fucking video game you retards the point is to fucking play it you want this fat fucker inserting scenes of midget sex and women shitting?

Ahhh yes, George R.R. Martin. Truly the American Tolkien.

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>Harry Potter is far superior
"No!"

>midget sex and women shitting

That would be very funny lol, like a joke haha really hope he does it. lol

this is one of the worst threads ive ever read
please stop pretending you guys know anything about what constitutes good or bad writing beyond your shallow opinions

Glad it doesn't, LotR isn't sexy, or cool.

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Americans are so fucking retarded.

I am 100% this are all american weebs.
Europeans know that soulsborne lore and writting is absolute shit

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FROM storytelling, writing and worldbuilding are all garbage.
Going by quality, or lack there of, FROM and Georgie are a match made in heaven.

>worst writers
You clearly haven't read really bad fantasy...

That's because there is none.

This is a waifu in Dark Souls

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When I see opinions like this I'm reminded that I am truly a superior being.

So,do you guys feel it will the a character action game like Sekiro but set in Europe?
I feel like they have departed from character creation type rpgs and want to do games with a much more concise plot and writting

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Saved.

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it's a viking game with 3 shit preset characters

Why would you assume we're talking about the show, are you braindead?

I cringe physically when reading this.

>worst writers of his generation

You underestimate how bad most fantasy shit is. Martin is actually a lot better than most contemporary fantasy genreshit

Source?
Well,at least it's a different type of medieval society.But vikings are kinda boring desu even tho their mithology is cool

I don't have the leak on hand but it's out there.
>3 character classes (archer, barbarian, mage)
>story and world changes depending on which character you pick
>travel between seven kingdoms, defeating them to earn new abilities in any order

seems more RPG than Sekiro but not by much.

>Meanwhile Tolkien:
Then a great beauty was revealed in him, so that all who after came there looked on him with wonder; for they saw the grace of his youth, and the valor of his manhood, and the wisdom and majesty of his age were all blended together. And long there he lay, an image of the splendour of the Kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world.

Hi, im new

Why

because it's shitty writing ?

In what way? It reads fine, I don't get it.

Fuck you soulsbabbies Armored Core Six when

>not joining the hate bandwagon
user how could you?

Nigga stop making me wanna reread lotr

I can smell the western touch miles away.
And the seven kingdoms bit is obviously not ASOIF related right?

What is the issue with this? I am an illiterate crayon. It seems too run-on.

>six years and sixty-six days

you sure you don't have that backwards?

Writing in vivid detail about little girls shitting and fucking is the furthest you can be from a good writer.

It's boring, straight to the point, abd unimaginative. It serves to tell information rather than a story.

That's it? I mean it's a pretty cliche thing but it doesn't make the writing bad... it's arguably more interesting than a random number and maybe the character wasn't worth assigning an in universe meaningful number?

His writting is too on the nose desu,there's too much exposition not befit of a fantasy series but it worked so who am i to speak

The prose is extremely babyish. It's young adult genre fiction, nothing more.

YOU RAPED HER!
YOU MURDERED HER!
YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN!

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...and that's a good thing!

i'd rather read and fantacize like this than be told every details in a modern slang, there is no need to be disgusting with your writing to convey that it's a "rape" or close to it.

>caring this much about Story

Fromsoft literally went off the deep end.

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This.

Tolkien had a brilliant skill to make his writing feel like it had been translated from some ancient classical language. Being a linguist, his prose was generally high-quality, even when describing something as mundane as vegetation.

It helps that he had an understanding of structure which George "1500 pages per book" RR Martin does not.

if he was so based, why did he get his skull crushed?

ok Tolkien was a different kind of writer. put much more effort into his writing but he ended up writing a whole lot less. You can read all of Tolkien works in a summer, so what are you going to read for the rest of your life?

do it, faggot, otherwise you'll turn into a huorn.

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
said fucking no one

fuck off

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>Jon Snow is Azor Ahai/The Prince That Was Promised (ASOIAF's "chosen one").
Yeah, about that... azor arya

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>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Myazaki, whom, as much as I admire, I do quibble with. Dark Souls had a very medieval philosophy: that if the ruler was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Myazaki can say that Gwyn became King and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Myazaki doesn’t ask the question: What was Gwyn's tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these dragons? By the end of the Age of Ancients, the Everlasting Dragons are gone but all of their descendants aren’t gone – they’re in the Valley of Drakes. Did Gwyn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby drakes, in their little cradles?

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The more she drank, the more she shat, and the more she shat, the thirstier she became... could this be the sonnet of a fallen one, or perhaps, a maiden drenched in fecal matter?

BRAVO GEORGE X MIYAZAKI ALLIANCE
R
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Not superior by much though.

I like that more...
Is basically a mishmash of stuff I have to define and decide myself.
>grace of his youth
Youth isn't inherently graceful? Is he aging well? This doesn't tell me anything.
>Valor of his manhood
Valor has to do with gender? Is a woman being valorous manly? How is being male courageous or right or inspiring?
>wisdom and majesty of his age?
Majesty I can apply to age, but wisdom has nothing to do with age, wisdom has to be shown by something not just by being old by default.

You could say the above mentioned sentence in a million situations...

I didn't say that it's not okay to read ASOIF, just that it's poorly written and he's overall a shitty writter, but being readable to a larger audience is a good thing, and it's obviously catchy enough.
I'd say GRRM work is "enough"

length doesn't automatically make a good series. on top of that, I don't even know what your argument is, there are two much better series than aSoIaF that I can think of offhand that have over double the wordcount just in their mainline series and in the case of one of them, close to triple if you count all of the sidestories that are directly related to the worldbuilding of the series itself. You can write a good series that is longwinded, but the two are not one and the same, many times they fuck up near the end like what happened with the final book of the Black Company series.

Here's GRRM's first award winning short story.
He could capture the dark souls style lore.
scribd.com/document/286935543/A-Song-for-Lya

Actual epics like the Odyssey or Beowulf would be a good start. Failing that the works of a competent fantasy author like TH White would be a nice way to continue. If you prefer the more history-like qualities of GRRM then read actual historical accounts, you can have a fun read and learn something useful at once. I recommend Ammianus Marcellinus, "The Later Roman Empire"

kek, nice

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This is your brain on s.o.y.

Is that from the lore book he's been writing instead of Winds?

Azor Ahai doesn't exist in the show.

Azor Ahai (in the books) is someone with Targeryen blood.

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The prophecy claims that Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt,[7][8] to wake dragons out of stone.[9] This will occur after a long summer when an evil, cold darkness descends upon the world[5] and the red star bleeds.[7] It is said that wielding Lightbringer once again, Azor Ahai will stand against the Others,[5] and deliver the world from darkness.[10]

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In Meereen Ser Barristan Selmy talks to Daenerys about her mother, Rhaella, and father, King Aerys II. He mentions that her grandsire, King Jaehaerys II, commanded that they be wed after the woods witch known as the Ghost of High Heart had foretold that The Prince Who Was Promised would be born of their line.

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Chapter 31: Melisandre
What Happens
Melisandre watches the flames and prays to R’hllor to grant her a glimpse of Stannis, who she believes is Azor Ahai. Instead she sees the eyeless faces again, towers crumbling into the sea, shadows shaped like skulls, bodies writhing together, great winged shadows in the sky. She thinks that she needs to see the grey girl on the dying horse, for Jon Snow will expect it of her. She sees a wooden white face with a thousand red eyes, and a boy with a wolf’s face beside him, and knows that the face sees her too. She sees Jon Snow, alternately a man and a wolf, and sees that he is surrounded by skulls; she knows he is in danger, and reflects that unbelievers never listen until it is too late. She is annoyed that she prayed to see Azor Ahai, but only saw Snow instead.

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Jon Snow's dream
>Burning shafts hissed upward, trailing tongues of fire. Scarecrow brothers tumbled down, black clocks ablaze. "Snow," an eagle cried, as foemen scuttled up the ice like spiders. Jon was armored in black ice, but his blade burned red in his hand.

A couple of vague ass item descriptions are not storytelling, it's an excuse to be lazy and make people think there is more to the lore than their really is.

Well Miyazaki does like to put Maidens in filthy places

Kek.

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This why I love Tolkien, i know a lot of people, even literature nerds, who cannot stand the "musty old language" he uses, but it fits so well. His dealing in absolutes is another thing I love, like when he tells you straight up that never again will these people ever look upon these lands etc.

it's fucking garbage

FINISH

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>t. mutt

you're dumb and some people are about to let you know it.

>It's Aragorn's death from the Appendices of LOTR
"Estel, Estel!" she cried, and with that even as he took her hand and kissed it, he fell into sleep. Then a great beauty was revealed in him, so that all who after came there looked on him with wonder; for they saw the grace of his youth, and the valor of his manhood, and the wisdom and majesty of his age were all blended together. And long there he lay, an image of the splendour of the Kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world.
But Arwen went forth from the House, and the light of her eyes was quenched, and it seemed to her people that she had become cold and grey as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Then she said farewell to Eldarion, and to her daughters, and to all whom she had loved; and she went out from the city of Minas Tirith and passed away to the land of Lórien, and dwelt there alone under the fading trees until winter came. Galadriel had passed away and Celeborn had also gone, and the land was silent.
There at last when the mallorn-leaves were falling, but spring had not yet come, she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by the men that come after, and elanor and nimphredil bloom no more east of the sea.

[sad acoustics guitar in the background]

"No!"

Is this really his home?

You're reading this as a piece from our time, it is not.
Yes youth is usually grace
Yes Valor has to do with manhood in a medieval/fantasy setting
Yes Wisdom usually refer to someone as "old"

>Norse setting
ech

Goddamn

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>there are people that don't like this style of writing
illiterate subhumans, every one of them

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modern West: the webm

Such literature nerds should suggest their superior alternatives to the classics of fantasy literature. If they want to make a stylistic choice to write using economical modern prose then I'm all for it, but so often it's the opposite. GRRM's characters often smatter in Middle English affectations, and his descriptive prose is a whole lot more rambling and directionless than Tolkien's.

"If we slap this fat murrifuck's name on our game it's going to sell spades to normie retards!" in all probability.
I imagine they even use the 2ch equivalent of the slang.

this but unironically

Yeah I'm a huge retard

Dude's a millionaire, so yeah.
youtube.com/watch?v=lle4t4o8EDk
Skip to 1:08.

they nose dived @ season 2 when they decided to go off track much sooner contrary to them running out of the books because they wanted to give Dany more screen time.

Usually they just try to be hipster about it and bring up some Russian shit.

sounds like a crusader kings II season summary box
I just wanna click "OK" at the bottom of it

Beautiful. I hope you've read the Children of Hurin, user? If not, please do.

It's funny when people shit on From for their writing and lore but never offer up any other devs who do it better.

>No Vilhelm quote
you disappoint me

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>Your thinking
This is too perfect a mistake. This post has to be bait.

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rockstar for one, the studio memeazaki now wants to copy

Russian fantastical literature can be excellent but it's usually low fantasy that's still recognisably set in Russia, like Gogol. If you can recommend any decent Russian high fantasy then I'll give it a go.

Peak Obsidian writing > Peak From writing

Seems really sad to have a home like that with no kids or anything.

I just hate Dark Souls's tone. The story, eh whatever that's your thing but it's not mine. Could somebody PLEASE make a Souls clone where the story isn't dark and depressing and feels hopeless? I will literally just surrender money hand over fist but nobody ever does it

I remember reading a Myiazaki interview where he stated that he created a whole, cohesive story and Lore for Dark Souls, then removed some bits to keep the players guessing.
This idea came to him from the English fantasy books he would read as a kid. He couldn't understand english perfectly so he just made up the stuff he couldn't translate. This is genius and isn't lazy by any means since you do have to create a complete story first, and carefully choose what to remove to make it the most interesting.

I have and it's one of my favourite books, it feels a lot more grown up than LOTR. Also the Christopher Lee audiobook of it is fantastic.

Kids get in the way of the American Dream, user. No-one white is supposed to have kids any more, they get in the way of consumption. Lord knows Georgey boy has a lot to consume

ok i lol'd

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Bishop's mantle is so underrated.

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>He's bad writer because he's a popular writer
everytime, have sex

What books do you like?

Excellent.

I'll need to look into it more, the only Russian books I've read is Solaris/Roadside Picnic/Hard to be a God - the more well known stuff.

Miyazaki isn't even a writer though, how dare you.

vocabulary really is on decline i guess
>wh*te """"men"""

>That fucking subhuman's entire claim to fame is that his shitty franchise book has black people in it.
>Has the fucking balls to shit talk Sir Tolkien.
These people only understand pain, and I'm going to purp the shit out of his nurps like the fucking nerd he is.

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It's a shame but I think people really do believe that.

Dark Soul's tone is perfect.
Let it Die is probably your style

Fire & Blood is literally an in-universe history book.

>no kids with his first wife
>married the second one when he was 63
Well, that's how life goes I guess.

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
What's OP talking about here?

Hi new, I'm user

>he's a popular writer
WAS a popular writer, now I don't know what he is. A fat nerd who wrote books a long time ago

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>White Walkers
What wasted fucking potential. Despite criticisms you can lobby towards the books, the backstory (atleast limited due to in world lore) about the Starks and the White Walkers is fucking fascinating. There's a lot of hints that point towards the Starks and White Walkers being connected in some way. Shit like how the Starks bury their dead in tombs covered by iron, the metal the the White Walkers have a crazy aversion towards.

>retards actually believe Dark Souls is a completed story with huge sections removed to add mystery and intrigue
>not a bare-bones prompt with a legion of morons writing bad fan-fiction to fill in the blanks, then insisting Miyazaki's "narrative genius" led them to their "uncover" their conclusions to imply validity
He even admits as much, he couldn't read english very well so he would just make up shit so the stories he read could make sense. Dark Souls is fantasy mad-libs.

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George will die of fat before we find out.

What books do you read?

>A fat nerd who wrote books a long time ago
that's still someone-who-wrote-brooks-a-long-time-ago more than you, desu

cute pic

You're right, thanks!
I have a pretty decent vocabulary! My understanding of these words was not wrong?
I like it sometimes but I like more informative historical things. Reading a succinct and clear breakdown of a battle in history is more fun, so I look for political and historical fiction based on realistic things with descriptions and explanations of mechanisms in universe. I was the guy watching the last season of GoT who stood up laughing when ballista shots annihilated boats. I also like interpersonal conflict and social contingencies whether it be husband and wife or generation versus generation. Long descriptions of settings and places are good and all but they get boring. Like how in American Psycho the page long descriptions of what people are wearing is boring.

He's pretty superior bro...

>If you don't write glorified young adult novels for a living then you're a failure
Ebin

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Yes, i agree fellow zoomer, The Silmarillion is dogshit hack-tier garbage, and
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water
is fanfuckingtastic

>he couldn't read english very well so he would just make up shit so the stories he read could make sense
Yes, and he said he wanted players to feel the same way he did, by creating a full story and removing bits of it, which completely contradicts your claim.

HAHA LITTLE GIRL SHIT IN FIELD HAHA KINGS FIELD HAHA MIYAZAKI SHIT FIELD HAHA DARK SOULS SHIT FIELD 2 HAHA MARTIN BEST WRITER EVER

Honestly I don't think we will and that's fine. It's just retarded how the show reduced them to big evil baddies with a mobile self destruct button. I like how in the books the White Walkers aren't so much an evil to be actively plotting against, as much as they are just some foreign agent only shrouded in mystery because of how uncommon it is for men to encounter them. A lot of it just comes off as territorial in the books. Even though the origins known in the world is fractured due to the Nights King (who was a Stark) being practically written out of history due to how he was banging the White Walker Queen. There's shit like how when the Wildlings were marching south to the wall, the White Walkers practically accompanied them and never once attacked. Like all they wanted was for them to get the hell out of their ice forest.

Hell, they're even described as having language, laughing, talking, interacting with each other in the books. But again because it's so uncommon to see it through the eyes of the characters we follow, it's mysterious. And then you get to the show where they're practically evil baddies who just star menacingly at things like a villainous autist.

found a live one

It's all about the literary classics, you know?
>Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna

he's objectively a good writer
I hate everything ASOIAF-related except for the quality of his writing. man has talent, if only he didn't fall for the postmodernism meme

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning
I like how this alone is all that it takes to make me lose my shit now. I don't even need to read the rest of it.
From time to time I enter random GRRM threads on Yea Forums and scroll down until I see it posted to get my laugh of the day.

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I thought this was a rumor
Do we have any proof that this game actually exists?

Why no talking cat in Dark Souls 3?

What an absolute hack, fuck this retard and his shit books

GRRM shitposted about it on his blog. It's pretty much confirmed.

To be clear, he said that he has consulted on a game coming out of Japan.

harry potter is just a generic anime but as a book.
>high school setting
>chosen one mc
>bullshit magic that we wont explain

Nope its Stannis
The one true king

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So you're using what he said as an argument for why he's a hack, but when it turns out it proves the opposite, you don't believe him anymore?
Intredasting.

This is what never gets mentioned because shitposters gonna shit and get thirsty, he's just consulting not writing. Probably some creative input on some generalized world building shit like one would consult /tg/ on world building.

The fact that you people still exist after DS3 is amazing.
It would be pathetic if it wasn't so funny, especially after the DLCs released.

Only demented Youtube "lore" cucks are upset about the story in DS3 and DLCs because their favorite fanfics and """interpretations""" ended up being fake.

>a character action game like Sekiro

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My bad, I dhould have specified that I was talking about DaS alone (which is what the interview was about). The sequels were not originally planned.

Solaire was not Gwyn's son after all.

Thank God

I chose to ignore it myself desu.

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>character action game like Sekiro

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Generic animes usually try to give the MC some super powerful bullshit magic, a cool signature move or some shit.
Harry couldn't really do shit after the patronus and that was only effective against one specific enemy.
>Dumbledore vs Voldemort: magic happening fast and simultaneously, animated statues blocking spells, all this shit being conjured like shields and giant snakes
>Harry vs Voldemort: shoot red and green light at each other, they collide and form a stream, then Harry wins because of some special gimmick about his wand

Look you can't blame Tolkien for everyone else is being copycat pieces of shit and killing medieval fantasy.

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Do you have a link? checked his blog and searched for video game but im having trouble finding it, would like to see what he said

Chotto matte kudasai
Miyazaki was involved with Dark Souls?
What did he do?
Why is he so mean to my self-learning-head-dragging-zombie?

It's his blogpost on the day the show ended, he just says "I've consulted on a video game out of Japan".

>You underestimate how bad most fantasy shit is. Martin is actually a lot better than most contemporary fantasy genreshit
Not if you count the Chinks. Their xianxia output is through the roof and there are plenty of writers who're better than Martin, even if they have their own flaws (generally related to their paid-by-the-word wordcount).

Not the same Miyazaki you fucking dork.

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>8/10 replies to this post are wojak, zoomer, bait, or kill yourself
God Yea Forums is pathetic

Yeah cause LSH and Beric were totally fine and not fucked-with at all by getting resurrected, right?

O-Oh
I'll go kill myself now.

georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/20/an-ending/
At around 3/4 of it.

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Thats what makes it great.

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FEAR NOT THE DARK MY FRIEND
AND LET THE FEAST
B E G I N

They want western normies money

Thanks

>brainlets think this is bad writing
I bet none of you read the book this is from. The point of the paragraph is to give a sense of finality to Maegor's death, closing the book, to speak, on the chapter of Westeros's that he dominated with his cruelty and evil.

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The ASoIaF universe is a lot more interesting and developed than anything Fromsoft has ever made.

666
get it?
like Satan lol
because he was a bad king with high taxes
get it?

Here's your (you).
Where the fuck do you think you are?? Are you sure you're not from Reddit?

Kill yourself.

book walkers probably aren't even the main villains. Maybe some R'hlorrian demon about to cause another Doom in Westeros

>actually names thre succeding Tully lords Grover, Elmo, and Kermit

it's like he doesn't even care anymore

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
What the fuck are you smoking?

the whole point of that ending is to be as matter of fact as possible to contrast with all the cruel and fucked up shit he did alive

>look it up
>it's true
Oh my God
OHMY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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I know right. He was bad. Like the devil lmao. Get it?

>>"Oh, my! I imagined it might be so. Then thou'rt a dragon, or perhaps a crow? Well, whatever thou be-est, thou'rt wondrous strange, yet strangely familiar, visitor."
>>"A corpse... should be left well alone. Oh, I know very well. How the secrets beckon so sweetly. Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you, from your wild curiosity."
>>"I am no king. I am more fit to be a jester... I was unaware of my own blindness. We are feeble vessels, with feebler souls"
>>"You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you"
>>"If thou seekest I, thine desires shall be requited not. Thou must returneth whence thou came. This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind, but thou dost not belong."
>>"I would speak to my brother of this, one day. Of the shining new hope that joined our dear company ...I speak of thee, of course."
imagine thinking this is good writing, gaymers really have no standards

The more she shat
And the more she shat...

It's not even AAA to western standards. EA makes more from lootboxes in a week than FROM in a year.

Kiwi here, From lore and writing is god-tier. You are an unimaginative automaton.

stop trying so hard

>he plays games for the writing
kys

>Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me.” The fat man’s fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. “My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with his friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter…but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home.

based

You kids are still thinking about that passage with Danaerys having diarrhea huh? Weird that you still have it on your minds.

THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT HERKILY JERKILY DINGILY WINGILY BINGA BONGA BEE!

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Yeah it's pretty mentally scarring.

You know how weebs have delusions about Japanese creators?
Westaboos are the same way with western creators.

Cherry picking at its finest.

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No it wasn't. The lady had diarrhea because people can have that. He wrote one passage about it and now it's all you think about and you kids act as if his books are only about ladies shitting. Can you explain why?

>Literally what were they thinking?
"Dude GoT is really popular lmao"

>Nonsensical plots pointd like the Frey's treason
>Kills characters when he writes himself into a corner
>"What was Aragorn's tax policy?"
I love Martin. It's the perfect example of the average hack writer.

You're bottom of the barrel. Not even Yea Forums likes you.

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so that means no new armored core or even a new otogi game? more soulsborne trash, huh?

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He's not being "hired". Please be less retarded.

>mad someone enjoys a best selling piece of genre fiction
Wow you're such an intellectual. I bet everyone else in your class talks about game of thrones like the plebs they are while you sit in a corner and scoff as hard as possible hoping someone will notice.
Get over yourself.

What books have you read recently?

hey look at me i hate popular things lmao i'm fucking retarded and should blow my brains out

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The Bible

>more soulsborne trash, huh?

>And me? I’m still here, and I’m still busy. As a producer, I’ve got five shows in development at HBO (some having nothing whatsoever to do with the world of Westeros), two at Hulu, one on the History Channel. I’m involved with a number of feature projects, some based upon my own stories and books, some on material created by others. There are these short films I am hoping to make, adaptations of classic stories by one of the most brilliant, quirky, and original writers our genre has ever produced. I’ve consulted on a video game out of Japan.
georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/20/an-ending/

>According to Robertson -- via Spawn Wave -- the game is being published by Bandai Namco and features an open-world setting full of different kingdoms the player will be able to explore and interact with on some level. Further, once a player conquers a kingdom, they will be able to use a new ability for the rest of the game that's granted to them only for beating that kingdom. Apparently, players can choose which order they tackle the kingdoms in.
comicbook.com/gaming/2019/03/28/from-software-george-r-r-martin-dark-souls-game/

Does sound like soulsborne to you?

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It’s an in-universe text written by a maester two and a half centuries after the event. The 666 is obviously embellishment added over the years. Or maybe it was the mystical will of the 7 that his reign ended on that day, since he was killed by his own throne.

Why are GoTlets always seething?

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>Muh Tolkien
>>Muh Martin
When will true fantasy kino get an adaptation

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>if a person expresses an opinion opposite my own then they're SEETHING

or you're just an idiot.

that's also a strong possibility.

GoT story is 100x better than Souls and GoT fucking sucks.

Fat fuck is dying without finishing the books and the show was embarrassingly bad. I'd be perturbed too if I wasted decades of my life reading this tripe lmao.

I asked you first. Don't even like ASOIAF and the fat fuck will never ever finish it.
That's no excuse to act like such a faggot. Get over yourself.

Lol

Absolutely fucking based

yeah

The exact same time true scifi kino gets an adaptation. So, never.

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I like geyorge argh argh marteen's writing style
there's a strong level of competence and storytelling, but at the same time it seems like he doesn't give a fuck and you won't be surprised to read about something like girl shitting in the field

whats wrong with that?

>mfw zealous bookfags have arrived

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>one of the worst writers of his generation

absolute cringe take

Because theyre not content with the pile of everlasting shit that is the books and show.

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morecocks is a total faggot so probably nobody will be able to stand him long enough to make a deal

nothing, that's why I like it

Don't be so quick to pass judgement.

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He was a decent low/mid brow short story writer before all his time got sucked up by GOT and comic cons, can't hate the guy who wrote pic related.

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>"Hey guys, we are making a Norse Mythology game, and could do with a famous author as a consultant, any ideas"?
>"How about that guy who literally wrote a book called Norse Mythology?"
>"Naa, get the fat chap who wrote that HBO show."

It should've been Gaiman.
What has Martin ever done with Norse?

>literally writes out of his ass
>not a hack

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Fuuuck me is this how you're supposed to do it?

>Le epic christian evil number
Yikes, why can't americans be subtle?

I didn't know your kind were allowed to read anything besides the Quran.

Miyazaki could use some help with the writing. His stuff has been getting stale lately. It's the same "immortality bad' plot with different pallet for a few games now.

>more medieval stuff

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Both are hacks lol

>immortality good plot
Has this been done yet?

Dark Souls 2.

No it's far worse. It's vikingshit.

Lotr is now soi? Is this what you plebbitors do to justify your diversity series?

oh wait, they're doing a Norse mythology game? that's even worse

>reading through the last George quote
>thinking 'this isn't so bad, is it?"
>read the final few words
For fuck's sake

It was the OG soi.

Yea Forums doesn't like anything except wanking over elementary-tier philosophers.

Yeah I know. That and the fact it is open world is killing my interest a little.
That's just a Yea Forums rumor.

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They like Lolita.

None of those Souls games quotes are good and they don't mean anything.

>and the fact it is open world
Recent leaks say that it's not a huge open world like say Red Dead Redemption. It's more like being interconnected and being free to go to whatever boss we want to first.

GRRM is not to blame for how bad the show became. S1-3 was adapted really well from the books and they were great. After that they had to start making shit up.

>completely missing the Christian parallels with jesus
Oh I get it. Hes actually retarded.

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shitposts like this is why i keep coming back

>more medieval stuff
a bunch of rumors say it finally has horseback riding too which is A+

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>From Software
>'''''storytelling''''

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But all you need to do for this 'style' of writing is to make a bullet point list of major events as an outline then cherry pick a few specific things to include to write in proper long form.

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Even the C-tier western RPG devs blow those gook wimps out of the water

>this is your brain on /pol/

norse mythology is a bad book, its just boring retellings of norse myths without any gaiman charm or flair

>All those Tolkienkiddies that Amazon is about to dab on

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he writes fantasy retard where is he supposed to write from?

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Gaiman hasn't been good for years

He stole almost everything from real history that normalfags wouldn't know about

>mainly white cast set in a world where the brown menace threatens to overthrow mankind
While sure, obsessing over works of fiction no matter how legendary the series might be, it's a far cry from the pure soi that GoT brought out in people.

>ItS tHe WaR oF tHe RoSeS

i think lotrfags are used to the lore being shitted up by now dude

>he stole from history

>inspiration is bad

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
Imagine unironically being a Fromfag. Almost as embarrassing as Nintendies.

>he thinks the orcs were supposed to be brown people
based tolkienbrainlet
Probably grew up on the movies

Too much singing for my tastes. Tolkien got really autistic with his world building, but by God, not every chapter needs a fucking song

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It's the opposite though
>Be a company known for games with almost no narrative, characters and shallow world building
>Hire a writer known for complex narratives, characters and deep world building

DS has storytelling and lore?

>FROMsoft
>known for their storytelling
lol

You mean like how many stories written by Matsuno are literally European conflicts both old and modern?

It's a rather good depiction, don't you think?
Good point for the movies but I like the books better. Especially after the atrocity that was the hobbit trilogy. The book wasn't even all that long

>what are the swarthy men

Sunset found her...

>GoT ending has inspired me to start writing
>I have no plans to become a novelist, and it is mostly to pass the time till my summer semester starts
>haven't read GRRM's books
>seen the shitting paragraph a couple of times previously
>look at it again
>suddenly feel more confident in my own writing

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>story telling and lore building being best in the industry
What they did with Dark Souls was akin to giving kids a few random words and asking them to write a short story. The "lore" is almost entirely fucking fanfiction. The games are good but don't pretend the lore is anything more than a vague choose your own adventure story.

How are you going to write if you can't read?

Amongst all the other reasons GRRM is a hack stated in this thread...

I am fairly convinced he hasn't finished his dumbass saga because he wrote himself in to the corner. The show didn't shit out it's own guts because they ran out of books to copy. The base product is fataly flawed. All the lines draw early go nowhere and he's written himself in to a corner. The show could do nothing to compensate cause there is nothing to do, and the fat sack of shit knows it. No matter how many times he looks it over, it's fucked. He fucked up. He can't deliver on anything but describing how someone shits themselves.

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Yeah me too, and these days it's easy to self publish, you could at least make a quick buck

>man who almost single handedly invents an entire genre of storytelling
As opposed to
>"The more she drank, the more she shat"
Yeah nah, your opinion is hot garbage.

With my dick of course of course.

Pretty much, worst case is I finish it and just never do anything with it. Never hurts to flex the brain.

I love how immediately defensive GoT faggots get the minute this fat tub of shit is put in the crosshairs, then they follow his example and try to spin every argument around to blame Tolkien even when nobody mentions the ole JRR. It's like a perpetual obsessive dick envy, right at home in the world of Martin so quite fitting really.

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Who is fatter Gaben or Martin?

The show was shit because the directors were shit.

Even a genius couldn't direct a good show based on it.

Yea Forums is almost Yea Forums tier when it comes to opinions on it's subject matter.

Coming from someone who loves the games to death, From games have fucking terrible storytelling. They drop a lot of breadcrumbs of lore but its left intentionally vague so people can get invested and come up with ideas and theories from isn't competent enough to actually come up with on their own. The few plot threads that do resolve tend to resolve in more questions. Almost everything is intentionally vague, and sometimes even contradictory. Really, the whole point of it is a low effort way to get lore/story focused players invested in a game that's primarily about mechanics, world design, and atmosphere by throwing out some random vague nonsense and hoping imagination can fill the gaps.

One need not even set their sights as lofty as Tolkien to point out GRRM's shortcomings, actual medieval literature beats him at his own game, go read Le Morte D'Arthur, I think it has almost everything the fat fuck tried to do but far better and was written by an actual violent medieval rouge and criminal.

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Brainlet anons on Yea Forums can come up with a better resolution. It's not hard. All the blame is on the directors.

Which is why the first four seasons were so reviled oh wait

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry

Souls games seem to have exactly one plot

You, the itinerant nameless amnesiac, are tasked to clean up all the bad shit and unfuck the land, or not, and make some vague decision about something that's never going to be answered for any real satisfying conclusion at the very end.

The games have Lore, in the sense that glossary's of History textbooks have "lore", pertinent to their respective subject matter.

These incorporeal item descriptions, written by some nameless thing, are completely and utterly detached from the world surrounding them. There's no personality, no character behind these obfuscated, dull flavour texts, beyond the contrived cryptic style employed by the writers. They rarely serve any purpose for the "plot" other than to give the player a very nebulous understanding of the games universe.

Which is really possibly the worst way any storytelling medium can build its world. It's both frustratingly lazy and incredibly tedious.

I suppose that's why the youtube souls lore phenomenon took off so strongly. Anyone who's willing to accept an incorporeal, detached method of storytelling, certainly won't object to relying on data compilers, analysts and "theorists", to spoonfeed them the games plot. Like someone compiling notes about each chapter of a book for you to skim through, but worse.

Sekiro of course, tried something different. It succeed in some respects, having far better characters than any prior souls-like, and a generally more coherent narrative as a whole. Yet, it also felt unadventurous, too safe.

>Hire one of the worst writers of his generation to help write your new game

This statement alone is ridiculous. I dislike Game of Thrones, both the show and the books. But there are so many worse writers. So many that sell far, far more, and so many that don't sell at all.

Men from the east were brown tho

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that's dragon's dogma you cuck

I'cant wait to see GoT be BTFO by a better fantasy series.

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>Her cunt became the world
What the fuck were they thinking?

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Imagine Martin being a grown fucking man and not understanding that Gandalf is an angel and only dies - or lives - because God wills it.

Germ martin is such a shit writer. He can't even finish his books while hes stealing from history to write them, lazy fat fuck.

Isn't it the literal end of the last book we've had in years?

Behold! The American Tolkien, everyone!

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>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>The American Tolkien
Googling this yields youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY lmao

>He rose and stood tottering in that cold autistic dark
Literally me

I used to dislike it because I was simply a contrarian and I can't stand people spouting off about trivial facts and shitty lines from their favorite TV series. In the end though, it didn't do anything novel. It's another big budget, heavily promoted show with a cast that I felt was pretty lacking, backed by a story that I couldn't get involved with. More importantly though, there was nothing novel in the whole of it. Build and break, new buildings and more breakings every season for enhanced drama in UHD prismacolor with theatric sound blends for 5.1 stereo systems so you can't hear the fucking dialogue. The only reason they used GoT was because they couldn't pry the Tolkien IP from WB, I'm sure of it.

Would unironically like a GoT swordfighting game
>tfw Dayne main master race

>Transformers
>Walking dead
>Twilight
>COD
I hope you aren't implying what you seem to be implying but hopefully that short list should instruct you on why you're a fucking idiot if you are.

>constipated fat man straining to shit.
GRRM attempting to finish his book 2019.

Fromsoft had about 280 employees in 2017. I can see it being 350 by now. From used to be a lot smaller but compared to developers like M2 who are about 30 people they're gigantic.

How the fuck does this kino youtube.com/watch?v=URmQXIeVpN8 compare to this youtube.com/watch?v=Sggmx8vysoc ?

>I have a pretty decent vocabulary! My understanding of these words was not wrong?
What he means is why does it bother you that the written word is making you think? It should make you think, its trying to connect to you through story and language, not just convey information.

Normalfags can't understand the former but think the latter is qween slay

Books Jamie vs Dayne, who wins?

Bad directors.

Are you implying martin had any involvement with that scene you posted?

Pussy is better than friends

Omg based, have an upvote good sir!

No but he is to blame for the books he wrote where the very first chapter includes the lines "He put his dagger between his teeth. The cold steel comforted him." And making a prepubescent girl kill at least 2 armed soldiers in open combat, one of which had surprised her and grabbed her from behind. And having an allied lord in friendly territory summoned to a castle well inside enemy territory to take control of it in under 12 hours. And having one of his characters explain the political doubletalk to himself in his internal monologue, because I guess Martin thinks his readers are fucking braindead and wouldn't understand it if he didn't blatantly translate it for them.

Yeah can't wait to see all the women tug their braids and smooth out their skirts every five minutes.

>because I guess Martin thinks his readers are fucking braindead and wouldn't understand it if he didn't blatantly translate it for them.
I hate to tell you this but hes fucking right.

Fair point, it's still the most insulting thing I've ever read though.

BASED AF

Admit it, you fags only him because GoT became popular.

Sure, his writing might be crude but you can't pretend he isn't a good storyteller / worldbuilder

Who helped sauron and the orc menace.

Wow all of a sudden Yea Forums is filled with literature and writing experts.

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His prose is average at best but his dialogue is pretty damn good.

That's quite the opposite to Yea Forums though. Especially Yea Forums who thrives off contrarianism.

>Good worldbuilder
>Blatantly extremely pleased with himself because he took the time to figure out where the good wine comes from so he mentions it every chance he gets
>Oh, have you tried the wine? It's Doornish you know.
>Welcome to dinner my king, shall I pour the wine? Doornish, of course

The only one that could possibly beat Dayne is prime Selmy. Everyone else gets mogged by Dayne

It's almost like anons here lurk other boards. You don't spend all day on Yea Forums, do you?

>Admit it, you fags only him because GoT became popular.
>
>Sure, his writing might be crude but you can't pretend he isn't a good storyteller / worldbuilder
I hate him because Robert Jordan said his books were good and I thought "ah another wheel of time type series to read". When really Asoiaf is just shit, utter shit.

>Admit it, you fags only him because GoT became popular.
Well, Yea Forums loves Tolkien and he's considered to be one of the greatest writers of all time, so he's not exactly obscure. So go figure, retard.

>why are Lannisters so rich? Why they just dig into a big mountain loaded with riches of course!
Great world building

h-haha n-no...

This doesn't really make sense. Spending decades reading 4 books? Are you at a hooked on phonics level of reading? I read the 4 books in around a month and that was only casually.

Tolkien is to creative literary genius what Martin is to hack pulp idiocy. They both so far surpass anyone else in their field that they will be remembered 1,000 years from now as a kind of yin and yang of fantasy, a Manichaean duality of speculative letters. For every sublime, luminous beauty that Tolkien has gifted the world, Martin has cursed us with a tedious, banal ugliness. It is unfair to compare the two directly on any one point, because Martin is in every way the anti-Tolkien, patently sterile, parasitical, and inferior, but so much so that he becomes a monument in his own right, and counterbalances Tolkien. Could one exist without the other? Tolkien obviously could. But it is only by the contrast that Martin offers that we can truly appreciate the full depths and heights of Tolkien. Our understanding of Tolkien would be incomplete if Martin had never set pen to page. It is through only the abject failure and futility of Martin that we can approach an apprehension of the true scope and scale of Tolkien's hitherto inconceivable greatness. Perhaps this is what Tolkien had in mind when he wrote about the Music of the Ainur. If Tolkien is a subcreator in the image of Eru, truly Martin is like unto Melkor. It is only reflected in the awfulness of the one that we can fully see the goodness of the other.

Hey, be fair. While FROM's writing is horrible, it's not the worst of the generation.

>In an interview that dates from a few years back, Miyazaki not only criticized Hollywood, but those who enjoy its films.

>“Americans shoot things and they blow up and the like, so as you’d expect, they make movies like that,” said Miyazaki at the time.

>“If someone is the enemy, it’s okay to kill endless numbers of them,” he continued. “Lord of the Rings is like that. If it’s the enemy, there’s killing without separation between civilians and soldiers. That falls within collateral damage. How many people are being killed in attacks in Afghanistan? The Lord of the Rings is a movie that has no problem doing that [not separating civilians from enemies, apparently]. If you read the original work, you’ll understand, but in reality, the ones who were being killed are Asians and Africans. Those who don’t know that, yet say they love fantasy are idiots.”

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I hated the Aes Sedai and the Wise Ones from the Aeil. They never tell you what they want but expect you to do it and if you aren't doing it before they think it you are an enemy. It's like modern day feminism. How do you go about making all your female characters so boring and shitty and never redeem them?

I hate baby boomers so goddamn much

Really tho, are we sure it's from?
I love most of the from games anyway, so i'm really curious about this one. is this by the A team or B team? does miyazaki direct the project anyway? will it be a soul like game or at least similar like Sekiro or something completely different?

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Outside of dark fantasy/horror, fantasy is a worthless genre

>I hated the Aes Sedai and the Wise Ones from the Aeil. They never tell you what they want but expect you to do it and if you aren't doing it before they think it you are an enemy. It's like modern day feminism. How do you go about making all your female characters so boring and shitty and never redeem them?
You're supposed to somewhat despise the Aes Sedai. They believe in their own superiority but are shown over time to at least be capable of learning. The Wise Ones expectations are quite simple actually, do what honor demands, I dunno how long ago you read it but the Wise Ones are very Male in their expectations of people. Its why they come to believe the Aes Sedai are ridiculous children.

>fuck this retard and his shit books
Correction: "fuck this FAT retard and his shit books"

>people will fall for this

If I'm not mistaken, isn't that something Hayao Miyazaki said, and not Hidetaka Miyazaki?

ye

Miyazaki of the Hayao kind is 100% right here. Not that GRRM is any better, but fantasy itself is generally just such an intelligence drain of a genre.

and this is why i don't like s o y of thrones

please don't remind me, I was fine with aSoIaF getting adapted because I never really cared for it, they were always mediocre books, good for a single read but not for a second or third or fourth, but this is probably a 6-7 on my scale of fuck you, I've reread WoT 7 times now and aside from 2 arcs that I'm sure absolutely everyone skips by the second time through I still love the rest of the series. if Malazan gets adapted, which it won't, but, if it does, I will be at a 10 and be forced to stay off the internet for it's entire period of airing so the rage at the inevitably terrible show doesn't consume me

How does Yea Forums feel about the Expanse books?

>please don't remind me, I was fine with aSoIaF getting adapted because I never really cared for it, they were always mediocre books, good for a single read but not for a second or third or fourth, but this is probably a 6-7 on my scale of fuck you, I've reread WoT 7 times now and aside from 2 arcs that I'm sure absolutely everyone skips by the second time through I still love the rest of the series.
Faile capture arc and?

Hayao is a retard, lotr isnt and has never been american. Unbelievably retarded.

Now that's more like it. Good stuff.

Wtf I love GURM now

Yea Forums begets the same kind of elitist faggotry as Yea Forums. Their opinions are never to be taken seriously ever.

>>Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna
source?

kill yourself

>Literally what were they thinking?
probably thinking about all those normiebux they're about to siphon from the pockets of got and souls fans everywhere

You know they'll fucking ruin it

amazing, don't even have to say it and you already know. It's the major one, the other one I skip over half the time because it's just so godawful boring is perrin returning to two rivers arc and his moralfaggotry about not just killing off all the faggot whitecloaks, when they are constantly just a nuisance that get in the way and then expect him to hand over his life to them.

>, I've reread WoT 7 times now
how do you have any fucking time for that
there's an entire book of fucking filler
>grimace

>itt people talking about the live action versions as if it’s the same as the books

I have only spare time, 31 year old NEET reporting in. I can finish WoT or Malazan in under a month, and do one or the other once a year. Rereading a good series is even better than the first time through, every single time you read through it you pick up more information and worldbuilding shit that you missed the previous time.

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
IN WHAT UNIVERSE FAGGOT? The thing from soft is good at is slam bam combat and that is it.

>I like being pedantic about the intricate Geopolitical consequences, rules of warfare, and being a gentleman by any means
Oh yeah, I forgot that no one fucking cares because in War, it's always "us versus them" and the only people humanizing the enemy and criticizing the effective killing power of militaries are limpwristed faggots living in different continents. Miyazaki is truly the master of selling cynical and sentimental bullshit as art.
Fantasy is aligned with themes rather than reality, and if you try and bring realism as a criticism, then you just made a hot mess.

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did you quote the wrong person? I didn't mention realism a single time.

The GRRK stuff is just disgusting, the FROM stuff is absolutely retarded, like a 15 year old that read Poe and thinks he can do that shit too.

That's wierd, sorry friend
meant for

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>This normieshit is a goldmine, I tell you, we can hire the same writer to script something else and it will be a hit!

Boomers pitching ideas in a shareholder meeting

If you cant recognize the amazing scenes that were created in GoT tv show just because there are also shit scenes, it means you got donkey brains.

Tolkien's shit is beyond generic. Holy fuck have you stupid niggers gone back and read it? muh good guys vs bad guys black and white

xDdd epic!

Cringe.

Im sorry but what fucking civilians are the forces of good killing in lotr? Gondor and Rohan arent pillaging and raping the countryside of fucking mordor, they're defending their homes from enemy soldiers. Also equating orcs with blacks is equally stupid. The easterlings were never portrayed as heartless irredeemable savages. Though i a haradridm character or something would've worked well for the story, assuming they would be written by tolkien.

GoT was only good when the guy from LotR was the main character

>Also equating orcs with blacks is equally stupid
But not Asians.

>Tolkien described Orcs as "...squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types

Malazan is literally just DBZ with an incredibly vaguely defined magic system

Why would you call Malazan anime when fucking stormlight archive exists, two of the climactic battles so far in the books have been shounenshit where the hero and a bald midget are fighting in the sky using lightning and a storm to power themselves and the hero's weapon suddenly can change into other weapons and he gets a power increase.

What was Gwyn's tax policy?

Finally, someone said what we all knew

>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
They are not known for this in the slightest. Most people don't even know Dark Souls has a story/lore. IDK what the story is and I beat all the games. Why are you contrarian shitposters so retarded?

Tolkien was a terrible writer. But he had good stories. And when a visionary like Peter Jackson has his hands on them, he can create magic.

Then I'm sure that you know every detail of it

That is a pretty fucking dumb cop out desu.
>cheap as death for dramatic effect
>bring back character cause you need him
>uhhh jesus god angels, haha so deep!

Even the hackies writer in the world is leagues above any garbage that videogame "writers" come up with.

Sekiro showed just how much of a crutch MUH OPEN TO INTERPRETATION was to from soft

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>Create your own fucking languages
>Get called uninspired hack by a cindy lou.

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Because of their perverted desires

>If some one is the enemy it's okay to kill them!
>Frodo refuses to harm smeagle and even defends him.

Yea but you aren't allowed to point it out because contrarians will jump to his defense

Dark Souls has a lore?

it's fine, it's well established that miyazaki is an old cuck faggot who had a one-off success and has been riding it ever since. His opinions are absolute garbage and I actually consider him to be worse than anno because at least with anno everyone knows he is a college dropout loser, and he has a lot of people who dislike him. in the case of miyazaki, even just disliking him is shocking to almost everyone, at least it was before he started opening his faggot mouth more and expressing shitty opinions on entertainment mediums and proving exactly how retarded he is.

get ADP to 65

Fuck off George.

Miyazaki is a genius.

>Be known for your storytelling

By fucking who

>Tolkien invented fantasy
Lolno

What does Yea Forums think of Alice and Wonderland? I recently bought and read through the book combined with Looking Glass because of an Yea Forums thread and I was really intrigued by the way it all is written. I can't describe it but it's almost like nothing has much of any detail whatsoever outside of occurrences here and there for at most two short sentences.

can anyone give some reasoning on how GRRM is better at world building than Tolkien? Im not seeing it.

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You comparing a beef Wellington to a microwave dinner. Yeah I can eat microwave dinners everyday for the rest of my life, but it ain’t no beef Wellington.

>hey this thing that created the genre is generic by modern terms because everything has ripped it off and beaten its tropes to death!

It's called Warhammer Fantasy Battle.

Tax policies.

Even a hack writer is an update from vidya writers. Besides he is a consultant, neck yourself.

George is great at writing dialogue. Every conversation where Bobby B, Stannis, or Tywin is present is glorious. He's not good at worldbuilding though. He literally rips off of other authors for worldbuilding. The plot of ASOIAF has been good so far. Its genre fiction so I don't take the series too seriously. I do think he'd be great as a vidya writer tho. Don't know if From is a good pick for his work though.

warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Warhammer_World
warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Warhammer_40,000_Universe

Is there anything more autistic than Warhammer as far as sheer scope of lore goes?

Marvel

Actually hadn't considered that, but you might be onto something.

Yeah if you're not talking about the specific attention to how tech works Marvel and DC have decades upon decades of countless people's autism compiled into one universe

>storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
>the best in the industry
Only brand spanking new casual summerfag zoomsters think this

A Sword Art Online LN I believe

...

GoT went to shit
proof that long running series can never end well no matter what

>thinking Blood Meridian is a good book

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>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
You mean "the vaguest".

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>GRRM, an ogryn man whose work is worshipped by the brainless, thoughtless masses
>Tolkien, the man who ruined fantasy settings forever
Reminder there's more than just 2 options out there

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There is a counterexample in this very thread with LOTR

I understood this reference

And I'd like to see both GoT and The Wheel of Time both get BTFO by the pinnacle fantasy series, too bad it'll never happen how it's intended because it's too massive in scope

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>"Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry"

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Malazan is post modernist garbage made by an incompetent DM using GURPS

Based false premise joke poster.

Yeah but a constant of ressurection in the books and show is that coming back from death causes you to lose pieces of yourself, your memories, your emotions
So it's extremely likely that Jon will have a major personality change like Tyrion, Dany, etc
Some very clear parallels if you aren't retarded and have a freshman's understanding of themes

>post modernist garbage
You're just a casual.

Fucking this I don't hate LOTR by itself, but it has ineadvertently caused by and far the worst effect on the fantasy genre. I'm tired of seeing rehashed middle earths

Blame Dungeons and Dragons for that

Ahem Fuck George R. R. Martin
Read Gene Wolfe

I read all the way through to Crippled God and also some of ICE's works. If it takes 10 books to even explain the magic system, you're just a wanker who thinks detail is depth.

>make Typhon out to be a huge asshole in New Sun
>he's actually pretty reasonable and looked out for humanity's survival away from him

I thought the Out of the Silent Planet series was pretty good, it is kinda weird how third one went full Shadowrun though.

Take your shit version of War of the Roses elsewhere

>Lancaster and York
>Lannister and Stark

Fuck off you fat hack fuck.

>>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry

this is what soulfags actually believe

if you want to base it on that then epic and EA are AAA and everybody else is A.

fromsoft i think at this point could certainly be considered a borderline AAA company because of how many copies they sell and the quality of their games.

>I used to dislike it because I was simply a contrarian
classic Yea Forums

what fucking storytelling you braindead moron? tentacles and umbilical cords aren't storytelling

OLD GOOD. NEW BAD. YOU WRONG.

Yea Forums has been dumping on Martin's bullshit since the board's creation. Early Thrones threads on Yea Forums were constantly bloated with litfags talking mad shit.

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>Be known for your storytelling and lore building being the best in the industry
Why are soulsfags always this fucking retarded?

based

IVE BEEN SITTIN HERE FOR DAYS

Everyone rehashes dnd or rather forgotten realms while cutting off all the planes except mortal one from it which makes the whole ordeal incredibly dull and pointless.
Middle earth is a fairly unique and even grounded setting, if you close your eyes on races you can even call it "low fantasy" due to incredible rarity of magic and subtlety/weirdness of what magic there is, also magical creatures are pretty rare too, dwarfes and humans are kinda tame but elves have different overtones to them being literal descendants of gods instead of just some forest hippies (though to an extent all races are descendants iirc, elves are just closest who still live), and uruks are totally unique race that have nothing in common with usual everyday green orcs except for being brutish. Hell, even warhammer orcs look lame in comparison, and those orcs are psionic mushrooms procreating by spores.
Tolkien isnt responsible for the sorry state of fantasy, on the contrary, he was the sole ray of light before everything went to the shitter. Say thanks to all the nerds who played dnd with their smelly friends and then started making cheap fantasy dungeon crawlers en masse when the costs of average game development were just having a basement and some beer. More than a decade of that cheap writing in videogames and it started leaking into the movies and literature because now there was a generation of people who grew up on this shit. Then they started to copypaste the same shit thinking that its the classics instead of gutter trash. Voila and the genre is dead.

Any of you dweebs read the Prince of Nothing trilogy? Is it good?

>Yeah can't wait to see all the women tug their braids and smooth out their skirts every five minutes.
I hope you aren't being ironic. Because I really hope they do.

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Wasn't someone making a TV adaptation of The Black Company?

Noooo.
I grew up with LotR, you can't say anything bad about it!!!!
Nooooo

Nigger thread

>Souls game
>good writing or story at all

The story and lore is literally interpreting shit you read from the wiki. Especially when every fucker reads the wiki on their first playthrough.

Seething bookcuck

>AAA
From is AA. It's not indie, it's not AAA.

If you are a brainlet who does that doesnt mean everyone else is the same kind of brainlet as well, or a brainlet at all.