Enemy player says "have sex"

The gaycunt curriculum.

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>we'll bang ok?

I don't see the connect between these posts.
Explain.
Unless you are making a joke I missed.

Tell them, "Sure, I'll start by fucking you in the mouth."

*sigh*
*Unzips*
Bendover, let's get this over with

"Pull up your skirt"

Stare at them until you cum

>virgin
>incel
>have sex

Do they keep changing it because it loses effectiveness? Kinda weird that we put a man on the moon and raised buildings to the sky, but still decide a man's worth based on his penis getting wet at some point.

"Y-you too."

useful

Send dick pic and write
>WELL SUCK ON THIS ALREADY

Dilate

People say u mad when you reply to them in any game

cringe

with you?

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crased

Done, now what?

If you say any of those you're a faggot.

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You could say,"Sorry,but you mom/dad isn't here" but that is played out and longer funny.
>enemy player says "have sex"
WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU*stick thumb up his but*
Fren,I don't know how to help you,we can sex eachother up but then enemy would call you gay,Idon't want your enemy to say to you bad stuff.

and then he says "ok".
what do?

oh.
That is nothing new,just never got a response.
In return for your reply,would like a cat pic or a silly pic?

silly

Pretend you are allergic to butts so when you cry it looks like allergies?
I have only been in this situation a handful of times,still not good at it.

just tell them that they have thin wrists and a sloped forehead. try coming back from that, faggot

you fuck him in the butt obviously. are you 12?

Sure, what's your number?

“I would but your mom isn’t available tonight” is unironically the best one for the situation

Tell him he has a pretty mouth then tell him to take his panties off smack you lips and make grunts maybe talk about how you are going to chain him to your dick. Happy gaming!

Does this count?

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if you say this you sound mad as fuck

Don't have a response of any serious tonality. Trying to roast back or come up with something clever makes you look cringy and insecure because it "have sex" is completely un-substantive to begin with. See The best way is to diffuse the situation by saying something light-hearted, nonsensical, or equally low-effort . It shows that you didn't take them seriously, which is more than good enough for someone actively trying to rile you up.

cope

"What, again?"

But what if she replies
>But she is you virgin
?

?

You tell them to keep crying for you.

>no my ass is still sore from last night
That will shut them up

>“I would but your mom isn’t available tonight”
Kinda played out,maybe demand the dad?

Just say "u mad?" There is actually no way to respond without being mad.

Good enough

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yikes

Best hit the showers and get ready for your date

>Say “I have, can you say the same”
MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME, IMPERIALS.

Whisper "bend over sweety" seductively, then have him banned for naughty words when he inevitably calls you gay.

I just don't mess with chapofags anymore just not worth it. They're actual fucking psychopaths. I wanted to debate them wasn't even memeing that much and they dug up everything from my post history and kept pressuring me to post pictures of my dick. Fuck with any of the retarded political boards on reddit but I would stay away from chapo. they don't even get mad, they just waste your time and degrade you and some of them are real fucking psychopaths and I don't know what they might do nor do I want to

just nuke them

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Here is acute.
SPOILER! The cat is his best friend for a long time. And the monk knows sign language and even names his kots. The yellow on is name All Ball,not sure what the grey cat is named,probably Greymond. END SPOILER!

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you cant really say that is a equivalent comeback. i would seriously not take offense from that
it implies youre a faggot which i dont mind but its a pain to deal with it as they will press on that for as long as they want

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muga mon

>"You're welcome."

Works every time.

Based "no" poster.

>cancerous frogposter makes stupid thread

tits or gtfo

INCELDUR
HAVE SEX
INCELDUUUUR

Say that allah forbids it and then report them when they call you a raghead or whatever.

>and a faggot bumps it

And all was right on 4channel

>suck my dick
>sure gimme a microscope to see it tho

>press on that for as long as they want
Blackmail them with sex.
Send black dudes,via the mail,to their homes and said black dudes will say"Yo,not cool."
I forgotten your original question,but mailing black dudes seems fun.

I already did with ur mum lol

is that an offer?

I'LL FART WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT, BITCH

based

cringe

Based Lord of the Rings lore poster.

Own up to it and say "don't make me rape somenoe". If he does make you rape someone then he's complicit.

Sorry but i'm not THAT desperate

t. bent over

Why do some people think sexless incels are more dangerous than ISIS?

*nervously approaches you*
Hey,uh,I,uh,Live not to far from here...you wanna...DAMN IT NOBODY WANTS TO FART ON ME!
*runs away*

But user we barely know each other

"Your mom"

:)

Name one person and then the quote that indicates they believe this

Admitting I'm a wizard creeps them out so badly they stop talking to me on the spot.

''ur dad is busy rn''

*sexes u*

>admitting that you get assfucked by his dad

'jej u mad cuz bad'

>"unbased"
I have literally never heard anyone say this and it's retarded.

Fggt.

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Heh, why would anyone want to conform to the rampant idiocy around us just to acquire the pussy of an idiot? Retaining my dignity is what separates me as an exemplary individual in this garbage heap known as modern society.

Keep talking like that and you're gonna get your dick sucked.

Way ahead of you champ ;)

如果你谷歌翻译这篇文章你的母亲将在今晚的睡眠中死去

>“I would but your mom isn’t available tonight”
nice one kiddo, now go back to middle school

Just reply with "no"
Not even "no u"
Just "no"

I would make the argument that saying “have sex” is a middle school-tier insult therefore an equal level insult is what’s required

fug

I have never heard it used outside of this website

just call them a roastie. works every time