Design Gigachad's boss fight
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3 phase fight
1st phase is gigachad mearly pretending a slow burn is applied to the tanks.
2nd phase is gigachad turning up the heat he splits everybody in the parties hp by half while dealing AoE damage
3rd phase gigachad starts to chad out massively increasing his attack but his aoe goes away in favor of a party wide debuff that decreasing healing effectiveness by 75%
you're sitting with him and a beautiful girl and you're trying to impress the girl as is he
>boss is literally impossible because RNG fucked you over before the game even started
You threaten him but you both have a moment of contemplation and instead make out and do anal.
>RNG
cope, blame your parents for your garbage genes
>arrive at gigachad as endboss after beating a ton of other bosses
>still severely underleveled because chad has natural boost in all stats and outclasses you at the same level
>as he beats you into a pulp you realize that the mistake you made was fighting the other bosses instead of banding together against chad
>chad screams "divide et impera" as he finally rams his cock in your boipussy
Couldn't i just cut him with a knife and he'd bleed out?
>intro cutscene is unskippable and 2 minutes long
>immediately cuts into the fight mid-dialogue in an attempt to catch the player off-guard
>after a few clashes he goes into a monologue again but this time you are free to move around and attack
>he perfectly blocks all your attacks while monologuing
>he then conjures up a weapon for you to use to fight him properly and tosses it to your character (it's his item drop), automatically equipping and locking it for the rest of the fight forcing the player to learn a new style
>YOU vs GIGACHAD
he tells you the secret to defeat him is being held by someone else so you are forced to leave your room and actually speak to people for once
he judges all the actions you took in the whole game and decides if you're worthy a fight,if he beats you he joins your team and trains you to be the best,if you beat him,he goes out to train harder and help on your cause in parallel,the fight doesn't really mattet,it's just a worthness check and he will help you so if you're a nice person,truly a chad
He tries to steal your testosterone by sucking your dick.
>mearly
>run away from him in circles
>he loses his gains because cardio
>becomes Gigavirgin.
>Yeah bro, I just recovered all of my health without any way for the player to stop it, how could you tell?
You have to find and kill the girl constantly photoshopping him all the while he barrages you
>your planet blown up at the start of the game, barely escape
>rescued by scientist man
>scientist man tells you chad destroyed your planet, tasks you with trying to defeat him
>have the option to complete bonus fetch quests for the scientist man to help you defeat chad
>eventually make your way to chad, who instantly initiates combat with you
>after you defeat the final boss you go back to scientists man
>scientist man congratulates you for your victory
>throws off his hooded robe to reveal he is gigachad
>"no there is no one in the galaxy who will ever be able to stop my plan"
>starts combat
>he has incredibly high defense and uses unarmed attacks at lightning speed
>every hit applies a large knockback effect that also knocks you to the ground
>over the course of the fight the arena starts to crumble, revealing a massive statue of giga nigga in the background
>gigachad is actually one of giganigga's followers, having been taught the way of the giga by giganigga himself
>fight is incredibly difficult, no button mashing prompts or anything, just pure skill
>have to dodge at the right time, counter attack at the right time
>no way to cheese since the arena is just a big circle and there is no magic, and gigachad cannot be staggered or stunned
>after you defeat him, his body starts to emit a radiant light, he levitates into the air, then explodes
if you completed the optional fetch quests in throughout the game, after you defeat gigachad, he uses the items you gathered to resurrect giganigga who was actually trapped in the statue behind the arena. You then fight giganigga who has all of gigachad's abilities, but no health bar. The only way to defeat him is to turn him back into the statue form by rolling quads on this post, otherwise your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Nothing can protect you from this. Reading this negates all immunities
>once you kill her, gigachad becomes a skinny manlet and you OHKO him
>all these shitters who can't beat Gigachad
just use guns, he's weak to them and they don't even have high stat requirements
You're supposed to lose. Not negotiable
>youtube.com
Mini boss from pool with qte.
That would actually be a fucking awesome battle
>girl constantly running away with a macbook and photoshop open ready to make Gigachad even more perfect
>Gigachad is invincible for now
>if you get close to her you break her mac, but she runs away, Gigachad loses some mass/height but he is still invincible, at best you can stun him for a few seconds
>tons of beta orbiters come to help her
>she finds another mac, GC recovers some mass
>once you break her second mac, Brad and Thad join the battle
>she trips over and get knocked out so GC becomes vulnerable
>once you defeat him, the girl wakes up and offers you to be her new model, then you must choose to become the next Gigachad or be the Virgin who beat the ultimate mogging machine, thus gaining respect from Yea Forums and lookism
So basically Fool's Idol from Demon's Souls?
fag
>he loses his gains because cardio
That's not how it works
He was kind of right, wasn't he