Why aren't you playing Overwatch?

BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP

of course all rabbis have boxes of it

I don't waste my time with bad games.

lmao

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too busy fapping to overwatch

overbutt

disgusting

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its a fucking scam lmfao. you can either get the skin by chance or buy it with in game gold. except the only way to get in game gold is by getting a duplicate of something you already have in a box.
so you have to pay money, to get a chance, to get a small amount of coins that will maybe... hopefully... get you the exclusive skin that goes away in a month

I want more skins like Kamen Rider Ryunin for other characters

Put that in and maybe I’ll consider it

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>letting companies use your natural drives against you to get you to pay money for skins in a vidya

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That's how 99% of any companies sell their products user.

the game makes you fight more with your team than you do with your enemies since you need perfect coordination to break through chokes that the devs design around the map

It's bots. Mods allow ActiBlizz to shill their shit on here 24/7.

>This update contains lootbox skins (you have to pay for) and absolutely no meaningful game balances

Wow, incredible. I'm ready to dump 10000 hours of my life into Overwatch. Thank you rabbi Kaplan.

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I just realized I'll *never* bang D.Va, do you know how fucked up my head is right now?

I met a Overwatchfag irl the other day.
Unsurprisingly they were a mouth breathing mongoloid who is single and unattractive. I can't imagine how a girl must feel when they witness that thing talk about its OV rank.

nigger

Kek

mei probably shits huge logs and has a loose butthole

which is hot

I do. It's fun. Mystery only tho

hot like jews in ovens

Oh for sure my dude. First thing I think about when I meet people is how cringe af they would be around womyn

Turrets and beams

>make a "hero" shooter with clearly distinct personalities and playstyles
>force almost every character except Dva and a couple of others to fit very niche roles and situations
>instead of balancing the game by making everyone have universal utility like Dva, they double down on rock paper scissors balancing
>devs get confused when people one-trick and play their favorite hero instead of what's needed
>for three years

Obese trash for obese incels

except that if you actually play the game, you get all the skins in the game insanely fast. If you're only here for the porn, you can use google, you don't need the ingame model

Don't forget
>More DPS chars than healers and tanks combined
>Keep adding DPS

Because they never keep total mayhem in the rotation and it's the only fun game mode. It'll be up for a fucking day and then you'll have a week of 1v1 deathmatch.

test

Because your game is shit and no amount of cute muscular russians and asians with body fat will convince me to play it again

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Because there is literally NO game

PR firms offer that for a while now. Usually a catchy one liner that contains a direct imperative (do this, have that, buy x, play y) and one eyecatching image usually sexually of content

mods are corrupt so they dont care, they took over all of Yea Forums after moot left

imagine if she couldn't hold it and shit her pants in front of you haha wouldn't that be funny haha i would like to see it just for laughs

>play it again

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I was bored and had friends playing it, this was all the way back in 2017

There's something about those socks and shoes that just implants the image of a retrarded person, and the smell of spaghettios.

Because i dont known what ia even happening. First person perspective was a mistake in online games. Also how i am supposed to learn? I play, i die. Btw no one plays supp

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wearing an apron, sexist much blizzard.

Using sex appeal to sell something? Blizzard should get a patent on that marketing tactic.

OH NO NO NO NO NO the feminazi's are gonna freak!

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Still playing from time to time

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Because it's only good for porn, and that's free.

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Because the mods are fat faggot trannies that sit on their over dilated pus puss holes doing nothing about it. It's why those gay "Home" threads run unchecked, shit is general tier at this point.