>Have a mission in Crow's Perch
>The fast travel point is outside the town walls
Have a mission in Crow's Perch
Jackson Adams
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Jeremiah Lopez
midge
Landon Torres
THEY GOT THEIR ARSES WHIPPED LIKE A NOVIGRAD WHORE
Zachary Edwards
There’s something I’d like to do to Warwick Davis
Justin Williams
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
Daniel Anderson
post the tweet
Bentley Wright
REMOVE THIS POST 4 CHAN MODERATION OR YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LEGAL COUNSEL
Jacob James
Ayden Foster
I need to know the backstory to this. What happened?
Isaiah Gray
it's fake, retard
Jace Peterson
All I can find in the archive on Yea Forums is something about him getting pissed about something on Yea Forums. Is that it?
Eli Allen
It's literally real check his Twitter
Some old pasta about a guy wanting to dropkick Davis and throw him around like a football
Nolan Garcia
Carson Richardson
Came here to post this lmao
Jace Myers
well fuck me it is
Tyler Adams
Why is that disgusting little creature throwing blueberries?
Michael Robinson
*Weezes*
Brody Powell
Does anyone have the copypasta?
Nolan Ross
First link.
Samuel James
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life
Aaron Lee
>nothing personnel
That's some edgy fanfic there, Richard
Chase Bailey
fuck tinyniggers and fuck the janitors
Jackson Hughes
This is the pasta referenced in the entire thread you absolute smoothbrain
Ryder Thompson
imagine kidnapping him and his daughter, strapping davis to a chair, and forcing him to watch you go BALLS DEEP into his daughter. she's small and light enough that you can just grab her by the waist and hold her up in the air. you take her top off, then her pants, till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last pieces of her garment until she's standing there completely naked infront of you and her father. her tight little pussy looks especially tasty, and you can tell she has never been with a man before. you pick her up and enter her. your average sized cock poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she screams in pain and in fear, but her little midge pussy tells a different story. she's dripping love nectar all over and along her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! "THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room. Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of just pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her once tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. a once pristine virgin pussy, now blown out like an arby's sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you.
as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm.
Jordan White
>Have to look at a guy to come
Gay
Charles Hughes
I wanna feed Warwick davis to my fucking pet tarantula
Henry Scott
Calling the cops.
Tyler Fisher
based insect posters
Robert Garcia
Yikes.
Mason Sanders
I saw Warwick Davis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my ankles. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him report me as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with two bags of fun size Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Young man, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tall and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bags and started to scan it twice, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any sticky wickets,” and then turned around and willowed at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by tweeting really loudly.