GET THE FUCK IN HERE

They're literally breakfast themed doom wads

>Cereal consumption has absolutely cratered and is still falling

Imagine still eating cereal in 2019 lol

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oatmeal >>>>> trash can contents >>>>>powergap>>>>>>>>>>>>> cereal

good on them, at least its not an Ebin Games Store exclusive like other games that took almost 20 years to get a sequel.

>was 2007 when people finally figured out that sugar wad bad for you?

holy fuck i actually played the original that came with the cereal. Haven't thought about it for 20 years.

More like people don't have time to eat in the morning, have to go be a good slave for the whole day

Boomers are trying to blame it on millennials because it's not "convenient" enough to eat and not because it's sugar and carbs laden trash

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Good, most breakfast cereals are just a shitload of sugar with marshmallows added for additional sugar.

>Not on steam

who cares

i love it, i was happy when they upgraded my lucky charms and added more marshmallows. fucking based

eggs and vitamin shake > oatmeal

Raisin Bran chads where you at?

I thought 3 was out for years? Is this a new version?

Chex Quest 3 has been around for years the only thing that changed is General Mills adopted it and made a website.

Marshmallow and stars is the best

based

Take a wild guess, famiglia. You play it once and move on to playing something good like Fallout New Vegas

Ugh looks like ancient clunky ugly garbage. Fuck off with this boomer trash

Is there no good cereal?

Enjoy being dead for 30 years getting eaten by worms when I'm playing vidya more advanced than you had ever dreamed of you jealous faggot

Based and oatpilled.

Don't forget Brutal Chex.

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Millenials prefer to chug an energy drink for breakfast

Does a 5 Hour Energy shot count?

The fuck do people eat then?

>vitamin shake
lol

Yes

They don't, they chug an energy drink then maybe grab some chips or something at work/school

The download link actually includes all three games not just the third. Each game is a different "episode".

didn't it came out some time ago already?
I remember seeing the wad on the author's website

What the fuck, there was a Chex Quest 2?

Chex mix is salty as all hell still good

chucktropolis.com/gamers.htm
yes, it's old news
it came out in 2008, they just reuploaded it

That sounds worse than sugar.

I just bring in a breakfast sandwich to microwave at work

>be young elementary boy
>go to store with mom to buy cereal
>she picks up the marshmallow cereals and says “look at this one”
>me sees Raisin Bran
>I like raisins
>buys it instead
>eats it and be disappointed
fuck I’m a dumb kid. Except by high school I could enjoy it

I like Oatmeal Squares, because you can eat them in cereal, or munch on them by themselves.

Beep beep, best chip mix coming through

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Granola>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oatmeal >> trash can contents >>powergap>>>>>>>>>>> cereal

still need that sugar huh?

Oatmeal is great, but I always have to add honey to mine because it tastes like oatmeal if I don't

yo

Out of the way niggers, give a real breakfast its room.

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Alright then

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it's not even just that, because you need milk it also has more calories than some shitty $1 mcdonalds item. also takes way longer to eat and can't be taken with you in the car

What's your favorite cereal, Yea Forums?
Crackling Oat Bran is underrated as fuck

Nothing. I've been doing it since I was little, but now it's called intermittent fasting I guess.

Fuck you, I prefer a croissant.

I like it better when they had the White Bagel Chips

If I want to pretend I'm eating healthy: Honey Bunches of Oats

If I don't give a fuck and just want sugar and milk: Cocoa Pebbles

Honey Bunches Master Race

I'm a rice porridge man myself, set a timer on my cooker the previous night and it's ready in the morning.

Is this the sigil killer?

>in the top ten selling cereals that has 16 flavors
This is weak bait dude.

and some of them even have 50y, look at the ingredients, it is there!

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By that logic why are prep veggies and fruits on a high rise? That takes a lot more prep time and cooking yet most 30 something are eating those than the processed microwave food the boomers ate all the time

BASED

Fuck off you french frog

>The fuck do people eat then?

I rotate between the following:

>2x whole grain toast with ham, salami or smoked salmon and cheese, scrambled eggs, 2 cups of coffee or tea
>2x whole grain toast with fruit spread or honey, coffee/tea, cup of yoghurt and an orange/apple/pair
>bowl of oatmeal with fresh or frozen mixed fruits

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Veggies are on the rise due to hipsters and immigrants supplanting boomer culture. Most white people still eat cereal

>50g of sugar
What the fuck america? Even coco pops in the UK has 5g of sugar per 30g which is still far too much.

I'm American you limey cunt.

>ham, salami
>fruit spread or honey
All bad for you
>cup of yoghurt
Only alright if it's natural

What'll kill Sigil is never coming out. I'd already forgotten about it. Good job making us your bitch John, old boy.

Do americans really eat candy for breakfast?

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>bad for you

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me too

>chained carcasses aren't capped captain crunches
dropped

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> candy for breakfast?

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Nah, they take sausage grease, add flower and milk to it and make gravy.

I do it. It's fast, filling, tasty and convenient

I've transitioned from cold breakfasts to hot breakfasts as my preference as I've gotten older

Coincides with the death of Saturday morning cartoons

NOT CANDY
REESES PUFFS CEREAL!

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There are cereals that market themselves as candy for breakfast and they're actually probably worse for you than having an actual candy bar for breakfast. There's also one that is basically little cookies.

reddit.com/r/badunitedkingdom/comments/bsdzkl/a_small_compilation_of_ukpol_milkshake/
and I don't need any proof that fruit spread and honey has shitloads of sugar in that is of no benefit whatsoever

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this weapon kicks ass

Or probably anyone outside the US. Only reason I know of the cereal is because of the games.

I have an energy drink with my breakfast. A breakfast sandwich and something crispy, like pretzels or those low-fat craker chips. I need the easy caffeine, but on an empty stomach is just a bad plan.

>Cereal consumption has absolutely cratered
according to your chart it fell from ~9m in revenue in 2012 to ~8.5m in 2019

that's "cratering"? or did you post that knowing nobody on Yea Forumseddit is intelligent enough to read charts?

didn't chex quest 3 come out like a decade ago

>haha I'll be playing nothing but mobile games in the future
Poor zoomy

first one was literally a DOOM WAD
dunno about the others but I assume they're the same

behold... the kind of breakfast...

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No multiplayer no play

>people can't read graphs
why am i not surprised
protip: that line some fucking idiot drew from 2007 means that they were growing until 2013, at which point they shrinked by a whooping 6% in 2 years

behold... the king of breakfast

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Actually I eat a cosmic brownie then don't consume anything besides water until dinner time.

>breakfast with something that doesn't give you the nutrients you need at the moment
you need simple sugars early in the morning

It's like eating reese's puffs except I get to pretend that I'm actually an adult and not a giant manchild

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millenials probably don't eat breakfast.

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nobody actually eats cereal, chex gets all their sales from chexmix, over my 31 years of life I'm positive I have consumed well over a thousand 2.5lb bags of traditional alone, and I'm under 200 pounds, imagine how much a 500 pound hamplanet has consumed.

Bagels with lox are elder-god-tier.

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Oats or lunch food.

"Breakfast cereal" is a classic jewish scam.

do poeple really eat to need sugars just to get energy in the morning? wow, that sucks for all those people who drink coffee in the morning

>2007
Why did everything go to shit in this exact year?

i havent played chex 1 and 2 in a long ass time dont even have the iwads. been playing hedon and pirates! though. both are a lot of fun. gonna dive into chex3.

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i heard about this a few years ago,i thought it was already out?????

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>And here's why you should care!

need some onions on their dawg but looking good

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for me its cinnamon toast crunch mixed with golden grahams

Kellogg's and General Mills basically went all-out in marketing sugary cereals as a "breakfast staple" during the 20th century and now it's basically taken for granted. They even influenced the government's official "food pyramid" so that cereals appeared to be more essential than all the other food groups (pic related).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_cereal#National_advertising_and_General_Mills

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Yea Forums =/= usa

>zoomer doesn’t know about all the advancements in medical technology coming in the next two decades

Foolish

I guess SJWs and third worlders are unironically based

I prefer my salmon smoked, but that looks good.

Good, leaves more cereal for me

I love how you say this like it's bad or undesirable.

fucking finally

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>Use sparingly
>Fats, Oils & Sweets
>except cereal lol
>also need to eat more cereal than milk even though they're both supposed to go together
Amerimutts are retarded

You've been able to download this from the guy's website for years, what's the difference?

>national advertising
>national
>duyhihhhh amerimutss retatdeddd

>there are people who don't wake up, sit down, and eat breakfast in their home before going to work
Barbaric.

I cant drink milk anymore because i found out last month im lactose intolerant, other wise i would eat cereal bowl after bowl. Also lactose free milk still makes my stomach grumble

eating chex mix right now

This. Cereal party at my house and none of you faggots are invited, you already know I got that offbrand Reese's Puffs on fucking deck

For me, its Kashi Organic Island Vanilla

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You're probably allergic to the protein and not lactose itself. Or possibly both. They make milk without lactose and the protein

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Oy cunt you tryna pick a fight?

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If you wanna get fat, sure.

ah, remember cereal?

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My dollar store sells Kashi cereal. Are they good?

>no meat
objectively worthless. crawl back into your hole, berry picker

Only a manchild cares what others think while he eats his damn cereal.

Getting fat has much more to do with caloric intake, which yes is easier with sugars but still, you can eat fuckin 2000 calories of just candy a day and not get fat if that's your only meal, just prepare for gnarly shits and feeling like you're going to die

imagine having anything but half a celery stick with nothing on it

Just way whatever cereal you like, noone deserves to eat the wet dogfood that is regular Cheerios

No, we just don't eat shit like blood sausage and baked beans.

Good god why can't I mouse look up or down. This is weird.

>half
woah piggy slow the fuck down

I like the vanilla one the most. They are all pretty great though. The chocolate one is pretty good as well. Its like the only chocolate cereal that is not absurdly sweet. Now these cereals have a strange texture, I will say that. Its like a tightly knit and packed together wheat shred. They can get soggy somewhat quickly, but even when soggy the texture is still pretty good.

Again, I think the vanilla one is the best, but they are all okay. I dont like the french toast one at all though. Not enough flavor, super hard and crunchy.

I recently tried this for the first time ever and I am fucking hooked.

Good old regular Life cereal

My lifestyle is very sedentary, but I quit having to count calories when I went full keto.

>2 cups of coffee
Why do you scumbags do this? Spread out the caffeine a little, damn. Have some coffee and a water.

>Protein rich traditional food is shit
>But high sugar pink colored glow in the dark marshmallow cereal is a-ok
Literally a sojaboy.

>Good god why can't I mouse look up or down.
Ever play original Doom?

How much is a cup?

Good, morning cereal is terrible. The whole "breakfast is the most important meal" is a lie created by lobbyists and bad research

Unless you wake up at 5:30am to go work at a plantation or to load / unload several ton per day by hand, you dont need a breakfast.

>Literally no one has time for breakfast anymore because of the ratrace to get to work on time so our masters can pay us peanuts
>our masters in turn, surprised and angered that we dont buy sugar bits and milk to eat, despite us not having time to eat it

Capitalism is great, but this horrible monster that we have in place now isnt Capitalism in the slightest. Its God damn slavery.

if you're a manlet, 8 oz
if you're normal, half a litre

jesus christ, youre more retarded than anyone ive seen for at least a month

>eating bread
>ever
Literally just wasted space in your gut giving you no nutrition.

Even the most natual granolas sti have unnecessary calories and you shouldn't eat it daily.
Sure there are less bad cereals, but you dont really need breakfast. Not even energy drinks or other stuff

same as rice.
if you're going to eat carb/starch eat a potato

I like fresh bread with some butter and a variety of stuff on it. Cold cuts, liver paté, cheese, etc., basically whatever I'm in the mood for for the day.

>literally eating pic related as I see this post
Fuck you Chex, you had your chance.

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>wake and make a cup of tea
>slowly drink the tea while shuffling around and making breakfast
>when the breakfast is done make another cup of tea/coffee

Whats the big deal? Don't presume to know how much coffee/tea or liquid I drink or don't drink.

Guys I cut myself with a knife that was soaking in my sink for like a week. I made it bleed a bunch then poured mouthwash on it. Am I good?

milk and cereal

>Not get fat if that's your only meal
Nope, nope nope.
That goes against everything intermittent fasting and OMAD diets stand for.
You absolutely can put on weight.
Intermittent fasting is more about making sure you are losing fat instead of muscle when you are in caloric deficit, and body intern balance, specially glucose

No. Congrats you have gonorrhea. See a herbalist.

t. La creatura
Nobody knows that shit outside of the US.

Yeah I played it on switch with motion controls.

>I have to completely and utterly avoid even a single [food] molecule because its bad for you! I only do and consume things that add milliseconds to my existence and now you have to listen to my sermon

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I wonder how people lostbweight before ss gomad existed I'm sure it was impossible.

Wtf is going in in that video?

Read the filename.

>But muh meme diets
As long as you burn more than you take in you're always going to lose weight retard. Is it nutritionally advised, probably not, but neither is keeping your body is ketosis for the rest of your life

I'm actually curious, what is he doing?

>Harlan Ellison hearing that they're making an I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream Netflix adaptation

Assuming everyone is physiologically capable and free of dysfunction.

He listens to shitty jazz through expensive headphones and intentionally exaggerates to illustrate their poor tuning/balance for comedic effect

youtube.com/watch?v=L34S4Tt1EuQ

Beating the game with best weapon

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Chex Quest 2 and 3 have always been available for free from the personal websites of one or two of the people who used to be in Digital Cafe, though.

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Im just saying you wont lose weight if you eat a caloric surplus even if you are ketosis boy.
Im defending the idea of burning more than you eat, and criticizing the idea that only a OMAD is enough.
Learn to read

Why hasn't anyone developed a diet to make semen taste sweet or something?!

You don't suddenly become allergic to milk you faggot.

I can't imagine why that development would interest you, user.

I eat cereal every single day.

My favourites are chocolate weetabix minis and crunchy nut

>yfw limited run games are teasing a possible physical publication of Chex Quest

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And I'm saying an OMAD isn't the only way, moron. Bodybuilders and fitness experts all around the world eat 3 square.

Because I'm a gentleman and I'd like for a girl who receives it to enjoy it. May also potentially reduce the number of spitters

Unless it's a big box pc game they can suck a dick

Because I literally cannot stop sucking dicks duh.

>LRG

didn't they fuck over the Axiom Verge devs?

>pick up blue keycard
>game doesn't register this so I can't open locked doors

Did I do something wrong here when I set the game up?

Amen my communist comrade.

water

I remember as a kid opening up the box of Chex in the car and spilling chex everywhere just to get that CD. I hope its not too short.

Cinnamon oat Cheerios is great

>eating breakfast in 2019
It just isn't worth it anymore. If you eat breakfast then go to work and have to poop, you get fired.

Omelette with a glass of raw milk

If it doesn't come in a cereal box it's worthless.

Half Life 3?

>tfw miss cereal so much but that's just empty calories and doesn't actually make me less hungry at all.
I hate being fat and trying to not be fat.

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Rune 2

Pretty much just coffee for me. Maybe some toast or something if I'm actually hungry.

No, they actually bailed them out.

It was Badland Games that screwed over Thomas Happ and never delivered them the money they earned from the physical Switch release, and failed to deliver on the physical Wii U release until LRG stepped in and sold the manufactured stock, with nearly all of the earnings going back to Thomas Happ.

That sounds fucking brilliant, and since LRG usually made the effort to do something cool with the box they probably will.

On days I have to get up early, nothing, because breakfast just makes me hungrier so I wait for lunch.
On days when I can sleep in until 9:30, I also just wait until lunch.
Breakfast is a meme.

It's good to be king

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>king

of what? the diabetes ward?

post the best chex flavor
wait, no need, i already posted it

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My breakfasts are these, Mostly I dont eat the same shit two days in a row.
-Toast with Sausage and Cheese(Emmental or Gouda)
-Toast with Goose Liver Pate
-4 Egg, Scrambled with Fresh Bread from Bakery. Spiced with Powdered Paprika on top
-2 Pair of Frankfurt Sausage with Mustard and Bread
-Bologna Sausage on Buttered Bread
-A Nice bowl of Cheerios Classic with Milk
And a Cup of Tea after it.

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Usually oatmeal w/ milk/OJ, cinnamon, honey, flax+chia, berries and a banana.
Sometimes 3 egg white + 1/2 egg yolk and cheese omelette wheat sandwiches.

At college I just get a muffin or cookies since I'm rushed.

would breakfast with/10

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It needs to be spicier, and it needs another flavor. I think if they mixed the cheese flavor and the spicy flavor and made it spicier, they could call it spicy nacho or some shit.

>game only gets good after you mod it.

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i like chex quest. i like rpg

This is what Big Cereal wants you to believe while they set up the nostalgia-driven advertising campaign they're about to orchestrate. Keep an eye on Big Dairy too - you think anybody's bought a gallon of milk since the cereal industry dried up? Wake the fuck up sheeple. We are waking the tiger and it is not going to be grrrrreat.

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so you are only supposed to have 2 meals per day?

>tfw Chex Quest actually has a better soundtrack than DOOM
youtu.be/_UU2Zw_hCVo

just downloaded it,do i have to play chex quest 1 and 2 before 3?

maybe go to whatever hispanic chan instead of the website literally MADE in america, dumb faggot.

I didn't even like Chex but I had my mom buy them just so I could get a copy of this game and attempt to make other people play the game while I watched because I was five and too scared to play it myself.

>you think anybody's bought a gallon of milk since the cereal industry dried up
Kinda. Milk has more applications than just making cereal soggy.

>america
>formed by white traitors
>mutt country
>melting pot btw

this website was made by a WHITE man, retard. guess what language he spoke? take a wild guess.

I can't drink milk. It's too spicy for me

>respawning enemies
Chex me out of this shit

Population gets bigger and the profits remain the same. A smaller percentage of the population are eating cereal holy shit can you read a graph?

Aaaargh, so hungry and lazy

[fringe clattering]

>that fucking hideous website

What the fuck, I have at least two bowls of Reeses Puffs ever day

there was a 2nd one?

What sourceport is it on? GZDoom?

I'm eating Honey Cheerios now

>That Pendulum icon
That man is truly perma stuck in the 90-00's lol

what is this?

a bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese?

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grits > oatmeal

>growth rate (%)
guess what a growth rate of 0% means

eggs and hashbrowns with sausage beats all

Pineapple juice

Brined salmon.

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>yiddish

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What it do baby blue

I know a lot of Yea Forumsirgins are students, so what do you guys eat?
I want to change my breakfast but I have no idea what to eat, I'm not hungry in the mornings and I want to stop being a skele

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What does gen z eat for breakfast?
>inb4 nothing

FOUR SCOOPS

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>die for 30 years
>return to another life
Sounds like a plan.

I usually have toast with a fried egg on top and a mug of coffee with milk.
I like to eat a mid morning snack too, usually oats.

it makes me happy seeing dudes of hazmat on here

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Weird, I always have at least two kinds of cereal at all times at my house

There isnt much else thats as convenient and filling than a bowl of Honey Bunches of oats