Its E3 2019. What did goofy just hear on the phone?
Its E3 2019. What did goofy just hear on the phone?
Cameron Mitchell
Adrian Sanders
Check the map Goof
Parker Ross
>Max was never real, you have no son
Ethan Hughes
He has to fight TWEWY monsters in KH4
Gabriel Lee
>You have phones, dont you?
Adam Green
>Pocket
>Camp
>Port
Lincoln Reyes
>You're in.
John Rogers
The PC E3 conference, bought by epic games.
Jonathan Mitchell
>have sex
Nicholas Sanchez
>The new FFVII remake trailer came out
>50% of the content in episode 1 is collecting gem stones for Dino from FFXV
Landon Wright
"If I were you Mr. Goof, I'd seriously reconsider how you are raising your child before he ends up IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!"
Chase Brooks
>Pete knew it was yours. It's gone now.
Leo Cruz
What would Goofy's moveset be in 5mash?
Michael Long
Why was he such a fag?
Blake Lewis
He didn’t hear anything about Garden Warfare 3
Gabriel Parker
oh god no
Andrew Walker
>Epic Store Exclusive
David Sanchez
The only thing shown for AC Switch is going to be a .jpeg stating "still in development lul"
Luis Wood
I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD
I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE IMP WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER IMP BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME FUCK MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA
Dylan Barnes
>kid does something to impress a girl
>no malicious intent to anyone
>no one gets hurt
>"THE ELECTRIC CHAIR"
fuuuuckin a yo
Cameron Gomez
Sans got the fucking Infinity Gauntlet, this is NOT a drill!
Andrew Allen
They're animals, they have different standards
Oliver Wright
I guess you have a point, user.
David Wilson
Hunter Flores
Anthony White
i just rewatched this fuckin movie an hour ago
Jackson Scott
Pure soul
Logan Ward
the new blu-ray rip?
Josiah Edwards
A new Paper Mario game that is even more removed than Color Splash.
It would be in their nature to do this, so I am preparing myself for the worst.
Lucas Evans
>Bannerlord is coming out a week after E3
>Epic Store Exclusive
Parker Brown
Romero just made him his bitch.
William Morales
It's the cops, Max said the N word during the Ubisoft conference
Julian Johnson
Max's flight got into an accident on the way to E3. There were no survivors
Easton Wright
>"Death Stranding is actually good and will come out on every console known to mankind."
Jason Johnson
Him pratfalling for attacks. Final Smash is him Summoning Cthulhu.
Daniel Miller
>Todd is planning something. Something big. And it does not look good.
Nicholas Martinez
SONY ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS...
Christopher Davis
>it finally happened Goofy, Nintendo released live bears on the audience. I'm sorry, nobody made it, not even Max
Jose Rivera
As a kid I thought that Goofy had been put in the electric chair as a kid which is why he sounds like a retard and was afraid of the same thing happening to max
Connor Perez
I get that they're trannies, but WHY do they have to wear so little? Can't they at least just dress like normal women? This is disgusting
Evan Jenkins
based
Aaron Collins
unironically a masterpiece
Ethan Rogers
to show that they aren't disgusting sex perverts by acting like disgusting sex perverts in public. wait.
Isaac James
>there won't be any greasy hook-nose troth-sounding lesbian sex scenes in The Last of Us 2
Jordan Young
Huh, that's really dumb, but it is such a random comment that Goofy takes seriously so I can see a child's brain making sense of it that way.
Wyatt Hernandez
E3 is dead. Its just a fan expo wearing its skin and pretending to be relevant. I feel bad for those too young to have attended during its peak.
Ryan Scott
>wut r u doing wit my daughter
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Jason Young
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... THAT'S RIGHT, SORAS NOT IN SMASH. I TOOK HIS PLACE"
-Steve
Benjamin Morgan
>You will be publicly executed at a random date in the coming weeks. Be ready.
Joseph James
The sound of Sam Fisher's nightvision turning on
Jace Watson
He wouldn't be alone any more!
youtube.com
>isnlyme
Jaxon Ross
Splinter Cell 7 is open world
Henry Johnson
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Oliver Adams
surprised no one posted it yet
youtube.com
Liam Morales
Live action remake when?
Grayson Roberts
Entire Smash fighter pass is revealed
Steve, and 3 more Fire Emblem characters
Logan Hall
I still want to know whose brilliant idea was to make Goofy be the only charachter that married and had a wife and kid, and is now raising him as a single dad.
I guess the same goes for Pete, but I dont really care about him.
Daniel Adams
>If only you knew how bad things really are
Michael Cooper
Mr. Goof?
This is sgt Peterson from Disney Police Department.
I’m sorry to inform you sir.
Your sons body was found with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head behind the strip club on 9th street.
His body has been transferred to the morg over on Elsly st.
We need you to come down to identify the body.
Jonathan Hall
LOL
Jace Rogers
I'm more concerned about the fact that goofy's wife was actually human
Lucas Clark
Hunter Jenkins
There's nothing to imply that Pete and Peg split up. Pete is shown to have far more money than his job would imply. The animations probably didn't want to redesign two characters that would only get a couple of minutes of screentime and just had them doing something else.
Nicholas Gutierrez
Did Max literally enroll into college just to join the X Games
Isaac Barnes
>goofy's wife was actually human
What?
Nicholas Phillips
isn't it fucked up Goofy keeps Pluto as a pet
Brandon Peterson
>I'm getting married, Dad! To Pistol Pete!
Goofy knows that HE's her real dad.
James Russell
Holy shit
Samuel Long
>switch pro won't be compatible with actual switch games
Aiden Martin
>switch Pro is digital only to make room for more specs
Christian Sullivan
Isn't it fucked up Donald Duck has PTSD from fighting the Japanese in WW2?
Gabriel Miller
Holy fucking shit, Disney was based
Asher Rodriguez
Wait, didn't Donald already fucking murder Goofy?
Henry Cook
>Click on thumbnail
>Expect futa on female
Zachary Martinez
>posting that evil here
Landon Ortiz
Certainly not the Final Fantasy XIV Live Letter.
Jose Torres
ohh shit it finally happened
Kevin White
this is the face of a man who was satiated with murder
Robert Myers
what's wrong with you
Ayden Reyes
There will be a new Halo game shown at the next E3. I can't verify this in any way but know it is true. Pass it on.
Joshua Wright
You can't tell it's a SFW edit of a dickgirl pic?
deviantart.com
>Full nude, sex, cum, futa and other lewd versions will be available on my PATREON!
Wyatt Rodriguez
is there a nude version?
>inb4 patreon
John Gutierrez
Max is fucking dead.
Jaxson Morris
Nintendo announces a second season pass of Smash DLC
Nicholas Peterson
get in line
Carson Ross
you are uglhe
Leo Johnson
Deepest lore.