>main character gets fucked over for no reason
Main character gets fucked over for no reason
Luis Peterson
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Aaron Barnes
Shit taste general?
Kevin Butler
At least he lost his virginity
Ryder Myers
Any guy who's too nerdy or masculine gets fucked over in HS, because Hussie wants the Tumblr audience.
Parker Diaz
Cursed be his Dad Inherited super strength. He just likes to swing hammers, is that a crime
Ryder Peterson
>main character is constantly shafted as a plot device
It's not fair, bros
Robert Jackson
i wanna fuck Jade's dog, while it's fucking her
Landon Jones
Caliborn's the main character, silly.
Jack Turner
Karkat is better
Nolan Ward
There's a theory that Hussie constantly abuses Jade because he wants to protect her
Jaxon Bennett
Jade is a canon slut
Ryder Martinez
based
Easton Clark
>try to follow a franchise because you think the characters are neat
>you're flagged as "one of those" and are shunned by by old fans of the franchise
Well, fuck you guys too.
Julian Adams
>Karkucks
Adam Robinson
>Vriskunts
Adam Wright
>Vriskuck
Andrew Murphy
To who though? Who the fuck is still straight enough to fuck John?
Luke Anderson
Man, my image is lame.
Let me fix it again:
>Vriskuck
Terezi.
Aaron Lewis
in the epilogues, terezi
Aiden Robinson
god i want a vriska gf so badly
Luke James
This, hussie is a degenerate hack who makes everyone gay for ship baiting
Mason Davis
Is there anything worthwhile in the Epilogues? I saw that it was all text and couldn't be assed.
Liam Taylor
Terezi, but because she is a mental fuckup in the epilogues.
Brayden Russell
What kind of person do you have to be to put any stock into the opinions of Homestuck fans
Dominic Davis
When did homestuck get shitty? I noticed when the alpha kids were introduced I started to lose interest because all they talked about was relationship stuff. There was a lot of buildup and really no pay off.
Camden Cruz
The epilogue still sucks ass
Cooper Evans
if you like doc scratch meat is worth reading for the narrative fuckery. it’s not worth it if you don’t then since it’s just misery porn with john getting laid.
Samuel Martin
Will the epilogues ever get updated?
How will the Dirk vs Calliope fight go?
By that I mean how the fuck will Dirk survive?
Brody Foster
It falters when the trolls gets introduced, slowly climbs back up and then takes a sharp nosedive after the alpha kids are introduced, with almost everything thereafter being mostly inconsequential and unsatisfying
Mason Foster
Ayden Bailey
Everything went downwards around act 6 or 5-1
Leo Martin
The epilogues are honestly pretty good. The only problem is, there's no pictures, and they're extremely long to read. But overall they introduce interesting ideas and don't contradict previous elements, hell there's even stuff in Homestuck that's foreshadowing for the epilogues.
Camden Price
>side character grows alongside and eventually surpasses protagonist, who becomes a shell of his former self surrounded by bitter fans and yes-men
What are some other games that do this?
Ryan Roberts
Act 6 is pretty good but mostly due to some elements saving it, such as cherubs, and Lord English.
People tend to hate it because it's long and took ages to update at the time, but it's still pretty good objectively.
Zachary Fisher
Don't go into it looking for more stuff like act 1-4, it fucks itself into the deep end with retarded shit about their lives that doesn't matter at all like in act 6
Kevin Reyes
stop making these fucking threads holy shit, you fags could have a 24/7 general up in /trash/ but you refuse to assemble anywhere other than the places you don't fucking belong
VIDEO GAMES
Tyler Jenkins
Take me back bros.... this shit was so good around act 4-5.
Gavin Sanders
act 6 started off strong with the alpha kids but after the first intermission they became flanderized and the way they spoke completely changed. seriously go check jane’s early dialogue. jane goes from talking like john’s grandma to just an insecure teenager within one act.
Brody Flores
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Jonathan Campbell
Jaxson King
Tfw no kanaya gf
Dylan Anderson
>most heroic and selfless character gets shit on by a writer who admittedly doesn't know how to write her and tries to weave that into the plot by turning her into a tranny for no goddamn reason
I'm so fucking mad about this.
Michael Adams
>being a futafag
Cooper Cox
TOBY TOBY HE'S OUR MAN
IF HUSSIE CAN'T DO IT!
TOBY SURE CAN!
Bentley Long
Candy Roxy is fine but yeah I was kinda mad with what happened to Meat Roxy
Then again it made sense in context but still
Adrian Sanchez
It's Hussie's attempt to burn down every single bridge. You'll undoubtedly hate most of it, but then everybody hates something in it.
Julian Thompson
Based clownposter
Nicholas Gutierrez
>homosuck
Cooper Davis
I didn't hate much about it desu. The plot twists and ideas it has are good, the implications make sense and some were foreshadowed in the main comic
Jaxson Gonzalez
Yes? What about it?
Asher Davis
Where my blood bois at?
Thomas Hughes
i want to fuck towbey fawkes
Easton Brooks
Fug off :DDD
Jeremiah Rivera
Meat Roxy was okay up until she went full FtM. Like I could feasibly see her as non-binary if you believe that exists, because she's always been the most chill and lackadaisical kid, so her not giving a fuck about gender and choosing to identify as whatever she wants because she doesn't care feels like something she'd feasibly do.
But having her identify fully as male contradicts that aspect of her character and doesn't make sense as a whole. Roxy was probably the most feminine of the kids throughout the entire story, identified fully as female and showed absolutely no indications that she doubted or was unhappy with that part of herself.
Jackson Gomez
My guess is part of it is throwing the trans community a bone while the other part is keeping with Homestuck's theme of rejecting duality and taking the third option
Ryan Butler
Why are you mad tho?
Asher Fisher
The main character of my game gets fucked over all the time.
Dylan Wood
>not being a futachad
I pity you, honestly.
Grayson Ramirez
>Blood
L8L
Owen Foster
>Protect her by constantly making her miserable and never giving her what she wants
???
Evan Hughes
kneel
Dylan Anderson
Blood, is good! Without it, you wouldn't be able to have an erection. Give me one reason it isnt.
Carter Turner
What the fuck do knights do? What about pages? Sylphs? I just don't get it. The never explain this shit.
Nathan Garcia
Make me astroboy
Joseph Hill
>He thinks he's still a man after picking the space element
Who wants to tell her?
Cameron Davis
Knights are in a "war" against their aspect basically, they fuck with it but it fucks back.
Hudson King
Hello bois
The storm bends to no one
Julian Turner
>What is Tagora
Lucas Evans
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard desu.
Leo Carter
isnt it dead?
Luis Garcia
>he thinks Tagora was born male
Get those panties off and prepare to get pregnant spaceboy.
Michael Lopez
reminder that best girl is still best girl even after the epilogue
Lucas Sanders
Can I go first? I havent smashed a spacey broad in weeks.
William Mitchell
No Rose you can't.
Oliver Myers
It makes sense in the context of the comic though
Blake Murphy
What happened to Aradia and Sollux anyway? It seemed like they were going to be really important in that final battle but then they just disappeared, and they never did explain why Aradia looked happy like she knew something the audience didn't.
Now that I think about it, everything about that character felt like a red herring. It always felt like she was supposed to be more important than she should have been.
Brayden Lee
>absolute chad John Egbert not only realized he cares the most for best troll in non-canon timeline, but also fucked the best troll in the actual canon timeline
>in his dad's car
Ethan Powell
Julian Gonzalez
>I remember when I did that with your mother. I'm so so proud of you.
Brody Rogers
It does. But isn't there anything more you can use to describe knights?
Luke Gutierrez
All canonical knights love getting their throats fucked.