Never should have come here

>>Can't wait to count out your coin!
I love this one. I hate how we can't recruit bandits somehow.

>Was he talking to himself, or saying it to you?
It's clearly a threat targeted towards the player.

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LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?

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Oh no user, I haven't forgotten that at all. Much to my chagrin.

You'll make a nice rug cat !!!!

should of*

Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll

Never heard this one. I gotta stop playing exclusively as nord/Imperial.

>Some call these junk. Me? I call them treasures

No lollygagging.

That's an awful thing to say if you're trying to sell something

>most town/city Nords are puffed up dandies or pathetic betas
>Skyrim/Nords heavily inspired by IRL Nordic mythology
>IRL Nordic mythology bandits and raiders are heroes, not villains, only villainous if they transgress against their own family
>Skyrim bandits are only faction faction besides Stormcloaks that still lives the Nordic traditional warrior culture
>but they're still nothing but low level exp fodder
tis a shame it is

Post your favorite mod
>inb4 ebin uninstall mod xD xD
nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/70219

YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG CAT

ebin uninstall mod xD xD

>"I'm gonna wear that tail as a belt!"
Only real liggers will get this.

>Can you enchant my sword? Dull blade can barely cut butter
>if I find your hand in my pocket, I'll cut it off
>I know your type, always sneaking around
>pss, hey, I know who you are, hail Sithis

What do you want, little elf?

>Stay out of trouble, nigger.

Of*

YOU LIKE TO DANCE CLOSE TO THE FIRE DONT YOU

>playing as imperial
Why? Literal worst race. Finding extra coins, what a powerful ability.

Some may call this junk, me, I'm inclined to agree with them.

Why does every enemy say they yeild then start attacking again? Because Bethesda are shit developers. They've already peaked, people are only going to be disappointed in their next games, they've already said they are never ditching gamebryo so they are fucked.

The problem isnt the engine, gamebryo is used for tons of games. The problem is Bethesda being more incompetent than indie developers.

Name one game that uses it and doesn't feel like pure jank.

I don't remember this one.

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Sure... name one good indie open world rpg

Catherine
Civ IV
Bully

Kingdom Come Deliverance

soul

>THAT TALE WILL MAKE A NICE BELT FURNIGGER!

whoa, todd went a little hard on the racist epithets for khajiit. argonians too.

>bully
biggest pile of jank there ever was

>(Imperative inflection) Come to Dragonsreach to dishcush the ongoing hoshtilities. (Reads remainder of line, awkwardly attempts to continue with an interrogative inflection) ...like, the rest of the great warriorsh?
>sound team shrugs, says ‘good enough’, moves to next line

i'll make you remember it, sweet-cheeks

To be fair, Civ IV is notorious for running like shit and for Bully they only used Gamebryo for a quick cash in port, and even still ran like shit.

While I'm not gonna say most of Gamebryo's issues doesn't lie with Bethesda being fucking awful game developers. It's still never been a particularity good engine. Just moderately passable at best.

Vae victis

>Kingdom Come Deliverance
lol

Retard, the grammar was already right. He's telling you how that nord said it.

is it a meme to say should of instead of should've or are people just retarded

I guess you never leveled up and fought high tier bandits? Highwaymen will fuck you up, especially if you have the HUD off and they look like regular bandits.

>get there
>realize I never should have came there
>instant regret
Every time.

Imperial luck is glitched. On PS4 every race has Imperial Luck, effectively leaving Imperials without a racial bonus. But if you choose your roleplaying avatar by the numbers you're a Sheldon.

>KCD is indie
lol what
are you an actual retard

>oh what am I saying, of course you don’t

It's a double edged sword. Leave Gamebryo and you leave the only thing of value their games have, a dedicated mod community.

the op literally does say Should Have though you retard

kek

Because the game is stupid easy no matter what and they usually die immediately after threatening you.

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seen many elves? hahaha

hey dude check these posts out

I don't think I've ever fought a bandit that have been a challenge, apart from like meeting the occasional end-of-dungeon boss with a two handed warrhammer when I'm level 3.

Can't say the same for tigers and bears though. Man Skyrims balance is weird.
>dragon barely dents my health
>but a bear can kill me in two hits

Why does Morrowind have so many more memorable lines?

This so much
>kill a dragon
>saber tiger rips of ass off in two bites

I CAN HEAR THEIR VOICES

Kill paarthurnax

Welcome to Comté de Provence, home of the famous French lavender fiel- I mean welcome to Skyrim, prisoner.

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>rips of ass
why am i laughing

Basado

Only good dragon is a dead dragon.

The bandit marauders are the highest level ones, they're basically the equivalent to bandit chiefs except they're mixed in with the rest of the fodder and look exactly like them. A bit off putting when two guys each wearing nothing but a fur loincloth and wielding an iron mace and wood bow have such a disparity in stats that one will die if you so much as breath on him while the other can do the same to you

YES MOMMY!

>tiger shoves pipe in a bandit's ass
>bong ripping sounds
>"das good skooma, mayne"

Are you? It was developed independently by the devs with no publisher support, just Kickstarter and the angel investors they managed to rope in.

why is mace a blunt weapon (irl too), when its just 4 blades on a club?

Sure, but once you get to the level where you face bandit marauders you are already so overpowered you can kill everything in one or two hits and they are barely a challenge.

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?

Fucking kek. THere goes my sprite

Doesn't matter in skyrim where every race can do everything

Because fuck you invest in its skill branch, that's why.

>YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME, ALL FAGS AND NO FURY
Whoa, how'd that one slip by?

Maybe I did it wrong while playing on legendary but I remember encountering them way before it seemed I should be ready to, usually due to naturally gaining experience over time in non-combat skills that I don't need. But once I got the top perk in blocking the sprinting shield bash charge that knocks anyone or anything that touches you into the air like a free fus ro dah the game did get trivialized.

because IRL the flanges are often not sharpened so you are just using the force of the hunk of metal to inflict blunt force trauma, and some types of maces don't even have flanges and are just balls on the end of a stick

Reddit spacing isnt even a thing you fucking retard

Why did Bethesda make the dwarven mace the only mace-looking mace?

I really enjoy that shield perk that slows time when defending a power attack, for some reason the effect lasts really long for sabercats and you can literally walk behind them and kill while they are mid-air from their power attack. Same for bears but their power attack is boring.

>Because Bethesda are shit developers
correct
>they've already said they are never ditching gamebryo so they are fucked
gamebryo did nothing wrong
Bethesda is just incompetent and can hardly code so the reason they don't want to switch it out is because they can't learn a new one, after all they haven't even fucking learned this one
youtube.com/watch?v=jqymg_prARI&t=4s

So many cheese wheels to hoard and never use except when I need more carry room

Why are the majority of forts in this game occupied by bandits? I've been replaying for the first time in 5 years and this doesn't make any sense to me. You'd that more of them would be occupied by stormcloaks or imperials.

Dir volaan!
Aav dilon!

it's the same in oblivion, in that game it's explained that there are just so fucking many of them from centuries ago + they had to withdraw troops from some active ones to fight the oblivion crisis, so I suppose you could use the same logic here except the civil war instead of oblivion crisis

It seems that Sam Raimi wrote some lines for video games back in the day

bandits also have lines in which they refer to the gods by their old nordic names, which almost none of the town NPCs do

Try the crouching right-strafing 1H power attack at that moment. It's nice.

Now that the frost has settled, does "milk drinker" actually mean "faggot" or just "baby"?

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They switch to soldiers as soon as you actually join the war.

Too young or too lacking in constitution to have a real drink (ie nordic mead)

Baby. "What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!"

Nords all have extreme mommy complexes and desire milkies.

Baby, obviously. What would the connection between being a faggot and drinking milk be

It'd make more sense in Oblivion since gates are forming right next to cities. In a more conventional war forts serve a strategic purpose and are important for defence.

Alright that makes more sense then. At least they didn't completely gloss over them.

think on it big guy

Milk come from tits though

>It'd make more sense in Oblivion since gates are forming right next to cities. In a more conventional war forts serve a strategic purpose and are important for defence.

the point was force organization, it could be explained as emptying out backwoods forts in the middle of bumfuck nowhere to reinforce important locations with the troops. there are abandoned military bases all over the real world like this for this reasons.

Milk is stored in the balls

now you're just being a goof. even your own digits are trying to say the answer.

n-nani!?

Go home to your mother milk-drinker.

Why don't any video games let you do actual merc work or feel like you're actually a solider?

You never have to stand guard anywhere, no true escort quests where a merchant pays you to protect a cart while he goes to the next next city or anything

I WANT TO RP

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Theres probably a skyrim mod for it

There's a mission where you stand around and guard that energy weapons store in NV.

Semen slurper. Or if your toon is a female it means you drink other lady's breast milk.

My Skyrim toon is always ugly also the default hair is bad. Good hair mods? fuck off with that apacchi shit.

>merc work
If being a bounty hunter in Skyrim ever netted you more than fucking 100 gold I'd bring that up, but fuck that shit. I guess if you wanted to rough it and live off only what you earned from the job, you could RP as a bounty hunter but, man, what a fucking slog.

Why walk when you can rye?

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>Why is this specific phrase so memorable?
Because it's used in heaps of games probably.

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ebin uninstall mod xD xD

It means you are failure
You drink milk to make bones strong
Bones strong good for skeletons
You fail in this life
Can only hope to die and become skeleton

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It's pretty much the Skyrim equivalent of "Soiboy"

yeah me to. it's the way it he almost pauses between each word.

because with voice of the emperor you can get any beast race to sleep with you.
they are the best race.

Were the Markarth banners supposed to look like this or did I accidentally install a shitty mod? This fucking bright green goofy font looks so out of place.

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uh no they aren't supposed to look like that

nani the kek the fuck

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I just double-checked my mods and the only graphics shit that I have installed is the official "hi res texture pack". This is right at the entrance to Understone Keep, please tell me this isn't real and I'm just retarded.

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>Markarth written in the TF2 font or some shit

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Skyrim has official translations into proper languages that aren't just a toxic hell stew of exceptions and ambiguities like English.
In those translations, they are clearly talking about their opponent.

I like posts like these because it proves English is a filter against autistic continentals who couldn't tell if a dog was happy if it was rolling at their feet.

find a noose you rat

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spacing go back niggers

NOT NOW

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Second one isn't even reddit spacing, it's just separating a list.

Everything in Skyrim was memorable. Yet I can't remember a single line from Witcher 3.

You did get your future wife the Mammoth Tusk she needed, right?

Holy shit that is Silent Hills: Comic Sans levels of hilarious.

Who in the actual fuck cares about caveman tribalism shit like that, user?

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Reddit spacing was invented by summerfags to witch hunt and LARP as oldfags. If you werent such a fucking retard youd know that before the term existed people on this site used the same spacing and only after “reddit spacing” became a thing they stopped bc they didnt want to be called that. Fuck off

If you hit ENTER at all while typing, it’s a Reddit spacing.

Drowners, gotta be

Okay I did a little digging and I'm pretty sure those fonts are 100% legit, I've found it in multiple youtube videos.
youtu.be/lUCREUq9Qmc?t=2
youtu.be/dynLJTMu0SU?t=2115
And yes it's literally the "TF2 Build" font like this user said dafont.com/tf2-build.font

This is probably a stupid thing to even care about but ever since I first got to Markarth that font really bugged the shit out of me, I can't believe it's actually in the official version of the game. Thanks for the laugh, Todd.

If you were conceived with SPERM, you came from a man's ballsack. Congrats, you're a gay.

...

I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Something you need, you miserable wretch?

youtu.be/ug1gAS9-Mn0?t=52

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Well, but I did, didn't I?

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Oh fuck that guy. I was working toward getting the Lakeview house and his bumblefuck housecarl dropped dead and the fucker blamed me for it. Apparently he was supposed to be a brotherhood target, but not only was I not even in the Brotherhood, I'd never even been to Falkreath.

Couldn't get Lakeview that playthrough.

That's a bug in the official HD texture pack DLC. Fixed in the UHRP mod.

he was talking to the invader

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Go back to school ESL

How did Todd get away with this?

you use maces to crack armor and blugeon people to death through it. the flanges are their to help with that

Based Diana, dab on these jannies' fucking graves

yes, chest balls on women

Yeah that's the problem with level scaling in these games.
>level up from opening a bunch of locked doors and chests
>the game now decides all the enemies need a massive boost to health and damage to balance out your newly acquired lockpicking skills
You're basically screwing yourself over if you spend any time at all leveling non-combat skills.

I always thought he was saying "enemy's everywhere"

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That's from the Grove Street DLC

>You'll make a fine rug, cat

Why did /tesg/ die? Was it the discord?

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slaughter my PEEPLE

>think im gonna set up in a new city everytime i play
>always end up in markarth anyway
why is markarth best city? even though its completely fucked i love my stone city

I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE

The main problem with Skyrim dialogue is that Bethesda does this retarded thing where they have a bunch of different voice actors all come in and record the _exact_same_lines_. So you have a million variations from a bunch of VAs for the same small handful of lines. That's why you have every single magic merchant say "spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them!" even when they have different voice actors. Which makes zero fucking sense, since if you're paying different VAs to come in and record lines, why not at least have them mix up what they say so that everyone isn't saying the exact same shit? After all, recording dialogue is the expensive part, writing the lines is dirt fucking cheap and it would cost pretty much nothing extra to have each VA give a variation instead of the exact same lines.

/tesg/ is dead?

This doesn't seem that SFW.

Didn't they get a few guys who could do multiple voices? IIRC, thats why the lines are samey

yea its jarring when calcelmo yells at you to get the fuck away from him and dont interrupt his work then when you say you wanna buy some spells he goes "ah i had you figured for a mage" and sells you a bunch of crap

Nah, not really. And even if that were the case, if you have a VA who can do multiple voices, it'd still make logical sense for that VA to use his difference voices to record different lines rather than a bunch of variations of the same line. So even if that were the case, it still makes no sense.

it's "it's" you fucking idiot

go back to Yea Forums(nel)

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>should've

>quest says to return serena to her home
>keep her as my personal OP bodyguard instead

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>OP
bitch sucks

also you'll be wishing you could fucking leave her home

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>quest says return Serana to her home
>keep her as my OP succ machine instead

Yeah she does.

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Reminds me of this.
youtu.be/RsaPESYZnhc