What are some must have gamer gear?

What are some must have gamer gear?

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What is that?

This, but only if you prepare for it.

Prostate massager

prepare for what

Doe your nose

your thread fucking sucks

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Both the muscles, and cleaning up beforehand. It's not easy to use it sitting down, actually now that I think about it.

The fuck is that?

nah it takes too much time, I just lube it up and put it in

Fudgepacker.

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and you're not saving it with that nigger

>using cancer sticks
>in 2019

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I'm a virgin

Clean up dumbass. You're disgusting.

serious question: how? enema? that's disgusting in itself

>smoking
I want normalfags to leave.

you don't have to clean yourself if you have a good diet and I'm not gonna get any dick in there any soon

he doesnt use nicotine to increase his cognitive function

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BRO

I don't need to.

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freshly milked semen serves the same purpose

Where does one get that tho

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From your girlfriend

>Not slowly killing yourself to finally get off this god forsaken planet

A console and a controller are pretty high in the "must have gear" list

It's been so long since I've used mine.
Maybe I'll use it later when playing Puyo or something.

How do these things work?

insert until you can feel your prostate being massaged. one of the little prongs will then press on your taint. feels amazing 2bh

Just do it quickly so we can be free from your whining.

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>slowly killing yourself
Well it's more like age like shit and have various health problems until you're in your 60s-70s and then you may have a slow and painful death.

based

Keeps the uncontrollable nerd rage away so I'm good

From your local boyfarm of course