Be race with a 1000 year life span

>be race with a 1000 year life span
>become a soldier or mercenary to die early

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Women are retarded

have sex with me

>be male
>start wars over their fragile egos

Ever hear of the Trojan War?

Started by some dumb whore

Lots of today’s problem spawn from people living too long.

Boomers?

>be species with a 80 year lifespan
>enlist in military at the age of 18 to die early
it is really an accepted fact that the protagonists of RPGs see a disproportional amount of death and drama, and asari combatants are few compared to any others, so it stands to reason that there is basically no death or even combat in the average tour of service for the majority of asari fighters.

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because men cared about a thot

yeah, not the cuckold who let her get stolen, the brother who used it to start a war against troy, or the cunt who stole her.
no, it was the women who was treated like an object who is to blame for it.

A lot of Roman civil wars were started because of the machinations of sociopathic thots or directly by thots themselves. But to be fair, Roman civil wars were a dime a dozen.

They should enlist to fart on my face instead

>have 100 year life span
>become a soldier or mercenary to die early
time is relative

>be race with a 1000 year life span
>have a larger than average penis
>become a soldier or mercenary to die early

>thots

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majority of wars were started over power, resources and trade you dumb roastie

>be female
>sexually select for the most socially aggressive male
>WHY DO MEN START WARS HURRRRRRRRR
Men fight every war, women start them.

Turian/Human alliance against the blue space thots when?

why are Asaris so fucking hot and sexual?

Horsecock.

Blue humans with an excuse to be nothing but complete whores for longer than the average human lifespan

lets gut the salarians while we're at it

>all women except in Andromeda where they're trannies
>all hot except in Andromeda where they were modeled after a dude
>can mate with and be impregnated by literally anything sentient
>growing older just makes them sexier
>arrogant space elves that would be fun to mindbreak
>Liara was voiced by Ali Hillis

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Because they were litteraly made to be whores for protheans and there buddies

>(((Praetorian))) Guard
What was their fucking problem?

Turians and humans aren't compatible. We're both highly militaristic, and neither will assume the role of the submissive faction in a relationship. That's why Turians stick with Asari, who have no problem being submissive. Turians, humans, and Krogan are only compatible with the greedy merchant aliens and Asari in an alliance. Any other alliance wouldn't last if both species are in close proximity to each other.

It didn't really come across in the games but imagine business moguls and aristocrates who could live for centuries. Wealth would be concentrated in the hands of the few to the extreme. Imagine how expensive good education, apprenticeships would be. What would even be considered good education in society of longed-liveds? A scholary pursuit for hundred years? Two hundred? Imagine the tuition, imagine the debt you'd incur on your way to the top if you don't have Old Money backing you.

Sure, the Asari Republics were a direct democracy and egalitarian in this sense, but a single vote would get lost in the sea of dozens of billions - far more so than in our societies of dozens and hundreds od millions. Little wonder some would choose the risky life of a mercenary for a chance of getting getting rich fast.

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political power comes from the edge of a Gladius

Turians are Sugar Daddies who mistakenly believe they're bigshots when it's the Asari who are just using them and playing to their egos

>Oh thank you tough and mighty Turian Hierarchy for saving us from those nasty Krogan!
>Oh, look how depleted our silly, useless military is! The Salarians too!
>If only someone could step in to protect us! We'd even let them have the biggest military in the Council! Then they could guard everyone!
>It also means we'd have to do nothing but watch Turians die in place of Asari in any galactic conflict, tee hee

itt roasties and trannies btfo

So literally the relationship every man and woman have? It's nothing new, the submissive one in a relationship isn't blinded and restricted by pride. That still doesn't change the fact that Turian/Human alliance would be a disaster. Fights over every policy, and territory. Dom/sub relationship is there for a reason, 2 doms simply cannot coexist peacefully with each other.

>1000 year life span
>become dynasty heirloom cumdump

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>wanting to fuck a Asari
>Wanting to raise your wife's daughters
SEETHING roastie.

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the dumb whore was the one that launched a thousand ships or the king of sparta? did that bitch have mind control powers?

Republics. Plural. There is no single republic with "dozens of billions" of voters. There isn't even a singular republic on their homeworld, which has a population of 5.5 billion, so it's unlikely there's any single planet governments on any other significantly populated Asari world.

I like to imagine they just did it for fun.
>"Hey Autisius i dare you to stab the emperor"

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>let her get stolen
Directly challenge a Greek god, let alone an Olympian, and see how far you get user

Suit rats > blue thots

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>implying I like space gypsies either
>Implying I didn't let the geth wipe them out then picked destroy to wipe out the geth, removing any trace of the suitrat "people"

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