Games where (You) are homosexual?

None because fags are gross.

all girls are bi

real life

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World of Warcraft when you play as any male character.

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Yea Forums people: games where (You) are homosexual?

real life

I came to this thread to call OP a faggot but there is a bigger faggot right here Good for you, OP. Today you are not the biggest faggot.

But he's right though.

Yikes and oofpilled

Kappa

>twitter meme
I guess someone has to find the twitter caps, don't they?

Anything from BioWare is a sure bet.

I don't know if it's really unusual, but there was never a point in my life where is 'discovered' that I was gay. I assume it's the same for straights, but there was just a gradual transition into knowing I liked dicks, there was never a time where I thought I like boobs and 'changed my mind'. It was just that way from the beginning.
So when people talk about discovering they're gay, or coming to terms with it, it's something I just can't empathize with because it never happened to me.

?
I dont understand

Go back

's life: The Movie: The Videogame

I can't even understand this nor the format, so I agree with everyone being mad at you.

woops quoted wrong post how embarrasing

Mood

I still don't understand this meme

What are talking about stupid

Just because you post bait doesnt mean you're not a fagget.

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Guys I just wanted games where I can self insert

You can self insert into my butt! haha

I had a lot of denial. Didn't really dislikke gays but I was an awkward kid as is and didn't want to feel any weirder. For a long time I thought I just admired big jock guys until I had to admit normal admiration doesn't include boners

Play new vegas and fuck Arcade Gannon, that is an order.

yes

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I got my step-brother to suck my dick when we were little. I was just a horny kid I grew up pretty straight

But he is always mad at me for trying to get into Vulpes pants

but you can't fuck him

Splatoon 2

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I was a fairly introverted, but at the same time not introspective child. So it really just happened to be that I was gay, I never thought about it.
I remember I started off masturbating to straight porn, but that was just because I didn't really know what "gay" was so I couldn't seek that out. Once I discovered that gay was a thing I went straight to the gay sites.
And I never once thought about having sex with a girl. Even my early sexual fantasies, before I really knew a man could be with a man, were of me as a girl having sex with a boy.

Uncanny

good choice, still don't know how they pulled that one off.

Isn't there a Homosexual class in VtmB?

what are trans rights
they say it so often, that they want trans rights, but they never clarify what trans rights are

I love flirting with homosexuals. I actually feel in power.

Mod the game so you can explicitly fuck him. None of that gay fade to black shit. That is an order.

Yeah, Toreador.

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I'm bi and I kind of feel the same way about it. I never was in denial about being attracted to guys too, I just never showed it to anyone.

Morenatsu
Blackgate
Nekojishi

Understood,daddy.

Think it might always be my favorite. They were cute but the game itself was also just plain fun, everyone was awesome, for such a damn simple vidya it came together way better then it had any right to. I legit wish it, 2, and 3 could get some sort of re-release or quality basic remaster on a modern platform so more people could give them a shot. If I remember right the localizations didn't come until towards the end of the platform lifespan which is part of the reason 3rd never got translated.

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I'm a virgin, and the vast majority of people I know wouldn't know I was gay. I think the only people who know are my parents, and some old friends who I embarrassingly came out to in high school who I don't even talk to anymore.
I don't really see why I'd bring it up unless it became an essential part of conversation.

Yes, Brujah.

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I'm a virgin too and I've told no one about my sexuality ever, but it's not like anyone ever asked. I wouldn't be surprised if my parents started thinking I'm gay though.

>always play gangrel
>tfw
youtu.be/1XALVTzMOeQ

All western games nowadays.

See I'm kind of protected (not that I'm actually trying to hide my sexuality) by the fact I actually have autism.
So my brothers know for sure I've never had a girlfriend, but they'd just assume I'm too much of a sperg for it.
I honestly just think it would be really fucking awkward telling my brothers I'm gay. I don't care if they know, but I don't want to have that conversation with them.

>I assume its the same for straights
I didnt like girls until I was 14 and started going through puberty
this is why I dont believe anybody can be born gay

Well, my parents know that I've always been fairly shy so they might just think that's the reason why I've never had a girlfriend. Also the fact that my older sister has never been in a relationship before probably helps 'covering' me too. I just feel like sometimes they might suspect something though, just from some of the conversations they try to bring up, especially my father.

I think I probably started masturbating at around 12 or something. I can't remember for sure, but I do remember having dry orgasms, so I would've started masturbating before puberty-proper.
I can't say I always knew I liked boys, but I never liked girls. Again, I don't know what puberty is like for heterosexuals (that is, if it isn't totally different for literally everyone) but my sexual thoughts, from the very beginning never involved women and always involved men.

Trans rights means letting them pump your kid full of puberty blockers if they ever show any interest in wanting to be a girl or even do girly things

Do you actually want to hide your sexuality?
Or is it just a case of "I don't want to talk to my parents about the fact I like cocks"?

You never had a crush on someone in elementary school?

Everyone figures it out around puberty. That's the point of puberty. You can just as easily flip this and say I didn't start liking boys until I was 12 and started going through puberty, and that's why I don't believe anyone is born straight. There are tons of examples of homosexual behaviour in a multitude of animal species, there's no psychological conditioning to make them that way in the wild.

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I get the shitty twitter meme but I don't understand what you're getting at with it
is this the first time you heard of this format and just got too antsy to wait and use it?

> you never had a crush
Not him, but is it weird I've never had a crush? Throughout school there were certainly boys I thought were more appealing, or attractive, or whatever.
But unless I'm misunderstanding what a "crush" is, I don't think I've ever had one. There's never been a person in my life I've really become obsessed with, or invested in.

Is that weird?

Dota 2

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Just from the way most of my extended family talks about homosexuality it's a topic I'd rather avoid. I don't really know if I want to 'hide' it, I just have never been in a situation where it mattered. It's kind of hard to explain, I guess.

You forgot about the reverse. Cause it's always a 2 way street

>go into any other thread
>it's gay
>meanwhile gay thread isn't

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No I get that definitely.
I don't think anyone in my life right now would give me grief for being gay, but it's not a topic I think I'd want to broach with anyone, even the most casual aquaintance.
It's kind of hard to put to words. I'm not at all ashamed of being gay, I don't think there's anything bad about it, or anything I should hide. But it's still somehow an awkward subject to talk about in person.
Maybe that's just normal, maybe I'm just reserved about matters of emotion or sex. But I dunno. The added layer of being gay confuses the matter and makes me wonder if I'm embarrassed about the gay part, or just embarrassed about the emotional/sex part.

Are you OK, retard?

What did you say you little bigot?

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no

I don't know if it's weird but I've had several crushes throughout my life, both girls and boys. It's not just a matter of physical attraction, in fact none of the people I had a crush on stood out to me appearance-wise when I first met them. After getting to know them more and slowly falling in love they suddenly become the most beautiful person in the world. It's a strange thing.
I don't think I'm ashamed of my sexuality either. I've just never been asked about it or anything, so I honestly can't say how I would react.

I kinda like this meme, I make stuff for memepages

nope wasnt interested at all until I started puberty

I was basically asexual until I hit 16 and then had my first crush ever and it happened to be a boy

I don't actually know what love means, to be honest. I don't think I've ever been in love with anyone.
I assume it's like an obsession, where when you see them you can't look away, and seeing them happy makes you happy. But there's never been anyone in my life I felt that way for.

It is kind of like an obsession. You just want to be near them and see them happy. I could type out all kinds of cheesy shit of what it feels like but I think I'll spare you from that.

>still questioning sexuality in my 20s
>fluctuates frequently between mild attraction to men or women to being disgusted by the human body
Yep, I'm thinking I'm based.

My Ex-Boyfriend the Space Tyrant

No, describe it for me. It's really an alien concept for me.
I don't know if it's just because I've been totally anti-social for my entire adult life, of if there's eom broken circuit in my brain, but I really have never felt this emotion.
I mean, I love my dog. I like touching him, and looking at him, and if he's in pain I don't like it. But that's a pretty different kettle of fish, really.
I guess by obligation I love my family. But it's not like an emotion I feel, they're just sort of there in my house, and I'd be sad if one of them died, but beyond that they're just kind of people in my life.

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Super Mario World 2

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why would anyone eat that.

true romantic love between two men is impossible. change my mind

true romantic love is impossible. change my mind

bodily pleassure

The right to prevent your child from going through puberty, the right to force people to refer to you with certain pronouns, the right to not be considered a self hating lunatic

There's something oddly fascinating about lower life-forms being confused.
Because you know it's basically just a biologica computer, and it's just trying to work out where it is and what to do to get back to water and food.
But you can watch it, and marvel in the simplicity of its robotic movement.

BASED

>be kind to trans people or we will kill you
The left in one simple picture

every single one

Brujah is a shit clan but Nines is daddy and I want to lick his sweaty armpits.

Radiation from the nukes has permanently fucked the Japanese. Their minds are broken. A culture of honor that couldn't come to terms with capitulation, or with being close allies with their conquerer. It's like a cultural cognitive dissonance where they slip deeper and deeper into previously unknown degenerate depths

Pretty much the same.
I was waiting for a long time to start being attracted to girls and it just never happened while at the same time I wanted to do stuff with dicks other than my own.

Tales of Zestiria

they still make top tier girls even if the games are going downhill

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Ok, I'll try to explain how it's like from my experiences. It's kind of mysterious in a way, since it sort of happens randomly. I don't really get to choose who to fall in love with. As I said before, it happens as I get closer to someone but it doesn't happen with everyone. I've made a few friends over the years who I thought were pretty cute but I never felt that sort of attraction towards them. It makes me think about that person all the time. My fantasy just runs wild thinking about what a relationship with them would be like. It makes me anxious thinking about those things but at the same time it feels nice. I purposefully try to get myself into situations where my crush has to interact with me, even just having a normal conversation with them is the best thing ever. I also leads to me wondering about every single thing they do to see if they might actually be interested in me too. The last person that gave me these feelings was a girl in high school. To this day I still think about some of the times where she went out of her way to spend time with me and wonder if she had a crush on me too. Don't know how I would react if I saw her again.

not all of japan was nuked, the radiation wouldnt affect the whole country so thats not the reason

You won't find out what your chest hair looks like until later in your life and yet it's decided at birth.

Yea Forums made me gay. I guess I was bi and didn't realize it, but one day I realized I would be happier with a boyfriend and when I was 17 I started looking at gay doujins and after a year I no longer had any sexual thoughts about women.

Considering this, it's kind of odd for me.
I'm definitely not attracted to women in any major way, but I think the most memorable friendships I've had in my life were with girls. As a child the best friend I ever had was a girl, and as an adult the more memorable work/school friendships were with women.
But there's never been a boy/man who I've had any kind of strong relationship with.

BASED BOY!

damn do i love it when someone btfos the entire Yea Forums community with a normie meme

I sometimes think I might be slightly attracted to women in some ways, but I really think a relationship with a man would just be so much easier.

>gays don't groom others into becoming ga-

>I didnt like girls until I was 14

You're gay son

That's interesting. Whenever I get into a new environment, be it work or school, I tend to gravitate more towards the girls/women when it comes to social interaction. I don't know why but I'm more comfortable that way. Though the only two friends I currently have are male.

here's your (You), you homosexual redditor

>tfw pressured a kid into kissing me in first grade
>pressured another kid into showing me his cock
>pressured still another kid into letting me hump him
why the fuck was I such a horny little cunt bros?

If a bunch of autists on a lebanese sweater knitting forum can change your sexuality with a few posts and images you have bigger problems than wanting to suck dicks user.

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Are you implying you can easily can be groomed cause that only happens to retards at that age.

you were destined to become a prostitute

If I really analyze it, I think I'm concerned with the men that they'll think of me as inferior because I'm pretty much a weak scrawny idiot.
Whereas the women, despite Yea Forums leading me to believe are more judgemental, don't seem as intimidating to me as friends. Maybe it's because I know I'll never have to prove myself to a woman that it's easier. Their opinion, I suppose, matters less because there's no sexual aspect there. Whereas with a man it matters more, in a way.
But also, in my work relationships, there's not actually been a man I've been attracted to. Most of my workmates are either far older men or younger teenage boys. Whereas with woman I don't even think about the age.

The only sexual interaction I've ever had is I basically force a boy to touch my erect dick, and I showed my boner to a girl once.
But the boy grew up to be a disgusting person so I really cringe at that memory.

your boner corrupted him

That's hot.

That explanation for avoiding the men sort of makes sense for me too, I guess. The women just seem more pleasant to be around in general, though I have never had a friendship with a female as strong as the ones I have with males.

no, i feel terrible about it. man childhood was confusing, i wanted to fuck guys while no one else seemed to.

I haven't had a strong friendship since 6th grade, so I can't really comment on that.
But I definitely, whether it's by coincidence or not, have found that friendships with women are more natural for me.

homosexuality is a sin

>homosexuality is a sin
my dad actually drilled this into my head when i was a kid. it fucked me up desu.

Would you have preferred him to drill it in your ass?

Undertale.

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Romans did it with little boys all the time. Sins are only for religious people anyways desu.

Eh. Don't really care anymore. Already jerked off way too much so had already sin way back then.

I think I was lucky to grow up in an atheist family.
And not even "atheist", just totally devoid of religion. Both my parents had grown out of their catholic upbringings, and didn't expose me or my brothers to any kind of religion at all. Basically a blank slate.
The only exposure to religion I ever had was on TV, or on easter and christmas when at school we'd colour in picture of jesus and the easter bunny.
Which meant for most of my childhood I basically thought Jesus, God and church were things made up by The Simpsons.

I think it's easier for me to form strong friendships with guys because the probability that we'll have atleast one interest (usually gaming or sports) in common is higher. Most relationships I have with women never go past a 'friendly acquaintance' level.

look he smiling!!!!

Well I'm obviously different because I haven't had a proper friend for about 8 years now. I'm basically totally anti-social outside work and school.
I really need to make some friends.

Im gay and i found my boyfriend on Yea Forums. We cuddle and browse Yea Forums together. Hes sleeping next to me right now. One day im gonna propose.

Dont let your dreams be dreams. If you are gay or have gay thoughts open your heart up to the world.

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considering he had a massive untreated hernia at the time because of his faith in a bullshit cult called christian science to heal him, no.

It's not like I'm constantly making friends either. I have two right now and I've known both of them since high school. How old are you, anyway?

post a picture of him

luckily for faggots everywhere, sins are made up and thus irrelevant

what are your thoughts on christcucks then?

what a retard

If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act.
–Leviticus 20:13

How did you do it?

>used to think I'd grow out of it
>"it's just a phase, I can train my cock to to get hard at women"
>now a regular bara poster on Yea Forums

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absolutely! just look at the abhorrent degeneracy of these two average homosexuals.

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I'm 25.
After I finished high school I was unemployed for 4 years, got really fat and basically severed all my friendships out of shame and self loathing.
I've been working for 3-4 years now, studying and am slowly losing weight, so I need to either re-connect with old friends or make new friends otherwise I'll die a friendless virgin.
Thing is I do fine in social interactions, I'm pretty quiet and mostly listen, but it's not like I'm uncomfortable being around people. I'm just lazy and also ashamed of myself so I don't like exposing myself to the world too much.

I think religion does a lot of good things for a lot of people, but in the grand scheme has been responsible for equal pain. A lot of the greatest art and culture in history is tied to religion, but also most of the greatest suffering in history is tied to religion.
I think it holds us back in the modern era, but it would be stupid to ignore how much it has done for humanity in the past.
Overall, as a mathematical equation, I think I'm neutral on religion. I think going forward it would be best to put it on the back burner and focus on more pertinent things.
Certainly I could never believe in the supernatural, but I would not begrudge anyone who does as long as they don't try and push it on me or others.

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>Im gay and i found my boyfriend on Yea Forums.

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Men fucking other men is wrong.

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I know homosexual men and the longer I have known them the more I realize how selfish, self-centered and narcissistic they are. I was a friend to them for many years but I can no longer keep up the friendship because their true colors are showing. They want every facet of homosexuality and transgenderism to be normalized. I cannot agree with their lifestyle, never did. They have become brazen and demanding and verbally abusive to me. I pray that the Good Lord returns soon to end this crisis the world is now living in. There seem to be no turning back and everything is becoming uglier, and uglier and totally out of control. Now we know why Sodom and Gomorrah had to be destroyed. We are nqw living those days to the ultimate ruin and destruction.

Hey, everyone has someone who will love them.
Even if you're a hideous goblin, there is another hideous goblin out there who will love you.

You sound an awful lot like me. I was a NEET for a bit over a year after high school and the shame of it almost lead me to completely cutting off all contact with my friends. Thankfully they still held on to me until I got better and felt confident enough to ask them to hang out. I'm still not confident enough to make new friends though, as I don't really think I'm all that interesting to most people.

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fuck faggots

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>ugly people can't find happiness

what a depressing way to think about it.

I'd honestly be happy just being a background character in a friendship group. I don't think I'm very interesting, but I like to listen, and people seem to like me. I work retail and get lots of good feedback from customers so I think I'm a very likeable person, but I don't think I'd be very active in social interactions.

And yeah, being a NEET is the worst. I've always had high levels on anxiety involving basically everything in life, and it took me 4 years and an employment agency to find work.
Lately I've been trying to force myself to just do things, I recently went on an international work conference which I would never have done even a couple years ago. I just need to force myself to leave my comfort zone, because once I'm outside it's all fine, it's just the thought of it that scares me.

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>but let's ignore this part right next to it where wearing clothes woven from two different fabrics is an offense punishable by exile

Discord. The guts to meet up. Being nice and understanding of my dates nervousness and social anxiety. Having the ability to fall in love in the first place. Sometimes it takes having a gay sexual experience first before you know what you want in a BF better. Sex is overrated in a lot of ways. If you detatch the sexual part of dating you can better appreciate things you might love in his personality.

seriously, religion is literally just cherry picking.

Amen brother.

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is there a full sized version of this

I'm not very active in social situations either, unless I'm with my friends. Only then do I feel confident enough to really lead the conversation.
I honestly really need to push myself some more too. I've been meaning to look for a job since I've been thinking about quitting University but I haven't even started it. It's the whole process that scares me more than the actual work I'd end up doing.

Literally what's the point of two gay men marrying each other?

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Mental illness.

Quarantined mental illness

Why?

The thought of having sex with someone I don't love terrifies me desu, so I don't think I'll ever have any sexual experience before finding a bf.

I've actually been really lucky, in that I started studying something that was kind of interesting for me just out of desperation since I was unemployed for 2 years, found I really liked it, and then found a job in the industry via an employment agent and really like what I do now.
My advice, if you'd take it, is find something, even a shitty casual position, in a field in which you're actually interested. Even if the money isn't great, or there's not much future there at the moment, if you enjoy you job it's so much easier.

I think if my first job had been at some supermarket, or some office job, I'd be stuck there for the rest of my life and I'd kill myself at 30. But I lucked into a specific retail field that happened to line up with an interest I didn't even know I had an I think I'll be here for the rest of my life and enjoy it the whole time.

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trigger the libs

Same reason people marry.

Same reason for any marriage nowadays.Tax benifits, to be recognized by the state that you are family, and to push up the already high divorce rate

Anyone else really like shaving their dick and balls?

niggers and sand niggers usually just force them to transition into women. weird how the two most violently homophobic regions in the world have far less of a problem with trannies than gays.

Love can exist on a gradient scale. You can still have (some) fleeting experiences based around love. Just dont get the aids and use a condom.

Gays have a much lower divorce rate than straight people.

fuck off with this normie twitter meme

People who fuck dogs or masturbate also feel that.

That sounds really nice actually. I'm happy that you managed to find something you enjoy like that. I honestly don't really know what to go for. I thought about just getting some mundane retail job or something for a year and then use that time to really think about how I want my studies to continue. I just hope I find something that really interests me.

Don't be a degenerate user

I was under the impression that homo marriages had lower divorce rates

Dating is degenerate. Ok.

It takes quite some time for me to feel any kind of love towards someone and even then I'd probably never have the guts to do something about it.

Never said it wasn't. Just saying that marriage nowadays just ends up in divorce and more of them, not categorize by gender, will just push it up

there's nothing wrong with being gay unless it's to do with anime then you should neck yourself like all other weebs

I'm 23 and I've never shaved my balls. I shave the area around it but I'm too afraid to actually touch my balls with the blade. Is it even possible to do that without cutting them open and your babyjuice running out?

YES, a fap with a trimmed crotch + smooth shaven balls is tops.

The person you lose your virginity to should be special

I was really scared of that too until I just tried it. Never even once cut my balls.

Just buy baby juice from your local grocery store beforehand like you do for your annual ball liquid refill, so the balls won't dry up in case you mess something up.

>still questioning in my 30's
>it's irrelevant anyway because never going to get laid with either gender

Say what you will about DA:I but Sera is a top-tier lesbian waifu.

What do gay people think about the gay pride?

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My path was sort of I took an agriculture class in high school out of laziness because i thought it would be easy, kind of liked it, my mum and employment agent said "you did an agriculture class in school maybe study horticulture", then I managed a casual job in a retail nursery, that shop closed and now I'm in a semi-department-manager position in another retail nursery and recently went on an international conference/networking trip. I've only been in the workforce for about 3.5 years.

It's probably just luck on my part, but if you find something you love to do I think these things just work out. For about 2 years in my first job I was just working worthless casual hours, but the work was enjoyable (though kind of slow and boring because the retail business was slowing down and failing), but then I found a full time job in another business based on my study and work experience and now I've got what I can probably even call a career, and it;s something I like to do.

My dad was an office worker from his first job until retirement, and while I really appreciate that he went through all that for our family, when I think of how depressed he always seemed I never want to do that in my life.

I think that if you want a happy life you should try and find something you love to do, and don't even think about money. I mean, I still live at home, and probably couldn't afford right now to move out, but I'm happy with my work right now and my parents don't mind me staying at home, so I'm not worrying about that at the moment. Maybe if I find a partner we can pool our earnings and have a place together, but right at the moment I have a fun job that earns me acceptable pay, and really the only failing in my life is my social life.

By the way, it's nice having a conversation. Some days I feel like I waste my whole day here and get nothing out of it, but it's nice to actually talk to someone here who has similar problems to me, and offer advice and take advice.

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life

Anime made me bi ;)

Faggot, I'm telling your mom

Don't do it, she doesn't know yet

I think it's nice.

>she doesn't know yet

delusion

Most people who wave pride flags aren't actually gay.

Kinda funny, in Fallout New Vegas I made my guy a smooth talking gangster. Without thinking I picked up the Confirmed Bachelor perk. I didn't know the phrase Confirmed Bachelor meant gay dude... I always just thought it meant a worldly guy who never settled down with one woman.

Anyways, I picked up the Lady Killer perk as well. My character ended up being sort of like a bisexual Willem Dafoe from Boondock Saints... just as a gangster, not a cop.

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I don't live in the US, but it seems to get a bit out of hand with all the weird fetish gear and sexualized children in the US parades. It's fine here because everyone is introverted and insecure so it's just t shirts and jeans with a few people with rainbow hair etc.

I'm really enjoying our conversation here too. Sometimes Yea Forums isn't such a waste of time afterall. And I genuinely want to thank you for your advice. I realized that I need to find something I truly enjoy after studying economics for a year now just so I could get a decently paid job. I'm not sure what I'll end up doing instead but there are some things on my mind already. I hope it all works out in the end.

She really doesn't
I hope
Fuck

somewhat related, Yea Forums outed me to my brothers when i got banned for posting fag shit.

No one asked or said anything then OP just brings up homosexuality out of nowhere. Think a circle of people not talking to eachother then someone blurts out something awkward. One of those jokes that works the first time you read it but get tired of quick.

I bet you are both overweight fags from Cali

lol

>Yea Forums made me gay

wow dude you just confirm you're a weak minded idiot

If I had any real advice, and this is of course coming from some retard 25 year old who is the opposite of "worldly", it would be not to worry about what you think you're 'supposed' to do.
In my country (Australia), and in my state (ACT), the last two years of high school are purely elective. We call it "college", but it's really just elective high school classes, grade 11 and 12. You can either go for a 'tertiary' package which lends itself to university qualificiations, or an "accredited" package which is just a tick on a piece of paper at the end of the two years saying you did your full primary and secondary education. I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'd say I'm a pretty intelligent person, but I'm also incredibly lazy. So in these last two years I basically just chose cruisey shit that seemed interesting and easy. I chose shit like art and agriculture, a couple history classes, italtian for two semesters (none of which I actually retained), and didn't even touch on any level of mathematics or English.
I never once thought I'd want to study anything in university, because I think I always knew that if there wasn't something specific I actually wanted to study and follow as a career then university was just a waste of time and money.
So my 'career' today is based on study from what we call here "TAFE", but I guess in America they might call a trade school, or a technical school or whatever.

Anyway, to make a long winded post short, I think it's more important to think practically, think about what you'd actually like to do, and don't fall into the trap of "I need a college degree to have a career".
I think, if I put some effort in, I've got a healthy career ahead of me, and I can barely do basic mathematics in my head. If you want to be a chemist or a lawyer or whatever then by all means go to college and study your ass off, but it's far from essential for a healthy career or a happy life.

Sounds kind of hot

Taxes. If only polygamy was legal and we could all marry eachother and cut all our taxes in half.

Someone can still be special even if they aren't THE ONE.

Why can't you understand this? It's ok and healthy to love people. Just because you have sex with someone doesn't mean they are your life soul partner, nor does it mean you are a soulless slut. Although being a soulless slut with aids is very possible. Just don't think in extremes user.

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Why does sticking with it matter? Just because people go on NEETbux for life doesn't mean the incentive structure is working as intended. What is the state trying to incentivize with marriage?

>ACT
>state
>Australian Capitol Territory
>state

stopped reading there. Take your round-a-bouts and fuck off, mate.

Yeah, it's kind of hard for me to get that through my head since I've always been the 'intelligent kid' and I've always been expected to end up at some sort of high prestige job. Most people just didn't realize that I wasn't good at school because I tried, I was good because most of it was easy as fuck for me. I live in Switzerland and the way it works here is that after primary school there are three different levels of high school you can go to. It all just depends on your grades. I went to the highest one, which lets you study at a university once you're done with school. I still remember my teacher telling me not to go, because she knew that I never actually put effort into my school work unless it was something I was interested in. I just did it because I felt like that was what was expected of me.

lurk more, faggot.

Round-a-bouts are better than lights most of the time.
Thought they've recently remade a roundabout into a hybrid roundabour/traffic lights here, and it's fucking retarded. I guess the traffic flows better, but if you look at the actual road layout of that roundabout it looks like a child drew it in crayon.

I kind of went the other way. If I'd put effort in, I really do think I could have been in the upper echelon of education. But I was so lazy that I wound up being downgraded to the lowest level of science and maths, just out of my lack of effort.
So I was having english and science classes with people who could barely read aloud, just because I was that fucking lazy at school. And it wasn't even totally laziness in class. I always got good marks in tests. But it was homework that was the problem for me, I absolutely loathed doing school work at home, and it's followed me even into my trade training, where I've had to re-do a class or two because I procrastinated too hard on assessment items that were really pretty easy.

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stupid, especially nowadays, it's like if a furry convention was socially acceptable now. it was just a bunch of homos walking down the street saying if the government gets into my bedroom then i bring the bedroom out here. now it's just degenerate

Good lord user have a good lunch right now and then carefully rethink your awfully constructed post

I was never a fan of homework either. Luckily we barely had any in high school and in primary school everything was so easy that I just finished it all at school. Procrastination has definitely fucked me over more times than I'm willing to admit though.

Imagine not liking pussy, tits & ass. Completely baffles me

I'll admit to a stranger on the internet that this semester I'm doing a plant disease and pest class for the THIRD time because both previous times I procrastinated so hard on the assessment that I failed.
I actually had to go and get special permission from the teachers to take the class a third time, because apparently you need a good reason for a third enrollment. This weekend I have one more assignment to do, and I'll be done with the whole certification. But I'm short one required pest, so maybe if I just add a ton of extra pests I can make up for it.

Suffice to say I'm lazy to the point of total self destruction.

That's fine, but what's the point of bringing it up? Same as basically every argument over preferences on Yea Forums (which happens quite often) it will lead nowhere.

You're my Australian clone. Probably my biggest procrastination fuckup was back in my last year in highschool. We had to do a project on something that we could choose ourselves and then do a presentation on it. The mark we got on that project was very influental in deciding whether or not you'd actually pass, since it was something you'd work on for the entire year (or atleast you were supposed to do that...). Needless to say I didn't start until weeks before the deadline and about 50% of it was done the night/morning before the deadline. It turned out really bad, but it didn't drag my final grade down far enough for me to fail.

>Round-a-bouts are better than lights most of the time.
only in low volume environments or where flow from all directions is relatively equal so not to cause congestion which could have otherwise been controlled better with lights.

Go back to you abbo consulate on the lawn of parliament house and celebrate your convict status.

> I never actually put effort into my school work unless it was something I was interested in.

the trick there is truly finding something that interests you. Not something you like, but something you can love - as in even when things are difficult you still want to keep going. For me, the first subject i dropped in highschool was PE. It took me 12 years, but i realised that's something i always wish i had studied. Now I work out daily, exclusively date PTs or fitness related professions and regret never following a career in it somehow.

Dragon’s Dogma

It's kind of funny, that when I put off an assignment until the last weekend before it's due, if I cram it in in an afternoon it basically turns out as good as if I'd spent a whole semester on it.
I guess I haven't ever done really high level classes in my life, so I suppose heavy assesment items take more work, but for what I've studied in my life the 'weekend grind' assignments always passed.

>you will never have the coming of age teen moment, experimenting and having saucy hookups and discovering yourself
I want to go back.

Pussy is gross
(female) titties and ass are cool
Futa is shit
Overall, it goes:
pretty guy > pretty female > average guy >> powergap >> average female >> shit >> abyss >>> traps

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Too late now, and regret is worthless. I just ignore the feelings and see how long I can live like this. I don't really even find men my age attractive anymore.

Being a faggot fucking sucks. Most other fags out there are total degenerates most of the time. I just want a wholesome relationship with lots of vidya involved. I guess I don't mind being myself. Just wish I could be straight sometimes, nothing bothers me more than flamboyant gays. It's a shame.

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Yeah, I think I might have found something I truly enjoy but I'm not totally sure yet.
Usually that works for me too but that was literally the biggest assignment of my life. What's worse is that they were all publicly displayed at school.

>nothing bothers me more than flamboyant gays
this. I was super lucky to find my long term monogamist relationship. He also plays vidya and likes dumb YTPs I like

>What's worse is that they were all publicly displayed at school.
That just seems cruel.
Also, at least to me, it sounds odd to have one piece of assessment be that integral.

That sounds amazing. Hoping you two have a happy life user-kun!!

It's a great thing if you're actually doing something you enjoy, since you're free to do what you want and you can ask any teacher to sort of 'guide' you through it. It's shit if you're like me though and just chose something because you thought it was easy and didn't put any effort into it.

Ah well, I guess these things can't be changed. If I could go back in time while keeping all knowledge I have today I'd study my ass off at school, although I'd probably end up in a similar field to my current job anyway. But you can't change the past so you just have to move forward.
In any case, I hope you find success and happiness in your future and find a qt boyfriend or girlfriend. It's been really nice talking to you, which is something increasingly hard to find on this hellhole of a board.

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Every once in a while I'll run into some nice user and have a really good conversation here. I think that's one of the things that actually keeps me coming back. Hard to believe that I've been talking to you for almost three hours now. Just from this conversation you seem to be a really nice person, so I hope you find a qt boyfriend too.

wax that shit nigger

Let's hope we both die happy.

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Being gay really is the worst thing ever. Every gay I meet is catty, bitchy, femmy, childish or too lost into "hook up culture" to be able to carry a conversation. Dating when you're not fully immersed in gay culture is a nightmare.

I just realized that it must be late as fuck in Australia right now. I'm sorry if I kept you up with all this. You should probably get some sleep.

fags should hang themselves

It's only 2am. I've got this weekend off anyway, and I've been through half a bottle of whiskey and 1.25 liters of Pepsi Max tonight so I'm not really tired anyway.
I'm just glad to actually talk to someone for once.

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This is oddly arousing

It must've been thread full of handsome guys from games, not FEELS thread user, stop it. I am sad now that I will never find my gay bf. Thanks.

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Oh, that's okay then. It really is nice to talk about these sort of things with someone who has gone through similar experiences. It sort of gives me hope. Thank you for that.

Just keep trying, don't give up. Push yourself, and if you work through the anxiety and discomfort then you'll come out the other side happy.

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I'm glad I could be of some comfort.
It's funny how comfortable, and even eager, I am talking about this stuff anonymously with strangers, but I could never, ever bring myself to have this kind of conversation in person.

I have literally never talked about these things with anyone else. It feels great to have someone to share it with. It's refreshing to talk about it and hear someone else's tale too.

We've been in this discussion for long enough that I've forgotten, are you a virgin? Or was that someone else I was talking to?
Myself, I am. I've been so anti-social, and even if I make friends I want to slim down before subjecting other people to my body.

I'm one too. Our conversation was initially about our sexuality but it just kind of spiralled into other directions too.

you two should exchange contacts - who knows, maybe you two will become a nice couple!

I think we live on other sides of the planet.

That's right, I forgot this was a gaybo thread at one point.
I'm interested, then, if you've had crushes in the past does that make it harder to be a virgin? For me, at least, while I definitely want to find a partner in the future, I don't feel any really strong desires to do so in the really near future. I've never had a crush, so I haven't ever felt like I was really missing out on loving someone.
But I wonder if you've had crushes in the past is it harder to be a virgin? Does it sometimes feel more painful if you have a specific person you desire?

all religionfags need to be gassed

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Post both of your cocks or gtfo faggot

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I mean, I wouldn't mind exchanging contacts but we live way too far away to actually meet eachother.
That's an interesting question. I think I stopped caring about being a virgin around the time I was 16/17. Sure it hurts thinking about the crushes I've had and how I never got together with them but it's generally more focused on the emotional rather than the sexual aspect.

Like every gay thread stays up on this board, as it always did, for years
I'm 100% convinced everyone from the mod team is a faggot now

Recognizing attractive people isn't gay, have butt sex with a man is definitely gay tho

You do know Americans eat clams, oysters, and scallops by the truckload, right?

I think I'm the same. Sex, to me, it really a by-product. What I want is a long term relationship, someone I can depend on and someone who will help me grow to be someone who can be depended on.
And sex is just an incidental product of that kind of relationship.

Do you ever masturbate thinking about specific people? I can only really jack off to porn, I've never had anyone in my life who I thought of in an especially sexual way.

Undertale.

Nope, I can't masturbate to people I actually know. I don't know why but it just feels wrong to me. Even when I had a crush on someone I wouldn't jerk off to them. The thought of it just always felt weird to me.

I can understand that. I remember there was one or two guys in high school who I thought were attractive, and if I tried to masturbate to the thought of them it just didn't come naturally.

I literally don't understand what women find appealing about boy love.

Yeah, I always just stuck to porn. Don't know how I'd even be able to look people I've masturbated to in the eyes again.

fpbp

I don't think I'm even imaginative enough to jack off to my own thought. I think if I saw someone I thought was attractive with his shirt off I might be able to conjure something up, but I really need an image in front of my eyes to get off.

It's obviously easier with an image/video but I do manage to do it purely with my imagination too. It usually takes longer but ends up actually feeling better sometimes.

Same reasons men find lesbians appealing.

I've been trying to get away from my jack-off habits lately. I'm getting away from the death grip, but I need to take longer breaks between wanking. A few times this week I've jacked off three times a day. At that point it's just a meaningless exercise.
I've also just recently managed to stretch out my phimosis, so I'm still learning how to use my dick head outside the foreskin. If I go even just 3 days without wanking it feels so good, it's almost like a burning sensation in my dick head. I just need more willpower.
I want to get a dildo some day too. As a teenager I used to sometimes play with a cucumber or carrot or something, but it's been ages since I've done that.

kill yourself faggot

That would imply that men like women for the same reason why women like men which is not the case.

It's hilarious how you people still persist on insisting women don't care about how men look.

why is this thread not deleted? No one is discussing video games

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What the fuck is wrong with you? I liked girls at 5 and started masturbating at the same time. Lots of skirts and clueless girls.

I'm the one who can't believe any asexual faggot who claims to have begun either at puberty

Gay threads are never deleted, where the fuck you think you are, straightie

I didn't imply that at all. Women scissoring and eating each other out is still different than men sucking each other off and fucking each other in the ass.

Good on you for trying to jack off less. I've also went through times in the past where I'd jack off multiple times a day and at that point it really just becomes absolutely pointless. I have been masturbating very little lately though, only once this week and before that I went five days without doing it.
I also recently got a prostate vibrator and it's actually quite nice. I just really hope my parents never end up accidentally finding it. That is one awkward conversation I never want to have.

It's just nice. I've always been a sucker for romance.

Why? Aside from stating the obvious, why do you think it's different on psychological level?

God, I really do want to try a prostate vibrator. What's it like?
I'm ashamed to admit, but the reason I haven't bought a dildo yet is because I'm just a bit too overweight to properly enema myself. I've lost 15kg, although that was a while ago (but at least I haven't put it back on), so when I lose more weight that'll be the first thing I do, buy a vibrator or buttplug.

I'm pretty sure they take some weird pleasure in assisting shitposters like OP.

No it's not you tremendous imbecile

Pleasure of letting these threads stay up, I deliberately seek for these threads cause they are comfy as shit and they always deliver.

Because women having sex with each other is just playing pretend while men have actual penetration going on. At best you're getting fucked by plastic but sex is about a person entering another, flesh combining etc.

Lesbians are the saddest thing on this planet.

>off-topic shit is okay as long as I like it

You know that "too far away" is a lazy and bullshit justification. Try at least, ya homos.

>You know that "too far away" is a lazy and bullshit justification
The other side of the planet is literally "too far away.
But it would be nice, wouldn't it?

It's definitely a weird feeling at first but once you get more used to it it's great. I have experimented with other stuff too in the past but never with something that would actually vibrate. How tall/heavy are you, anyway?

You're a decade late if you think that you can battle it out with offtopic threads, so we might as well enjoy the good ones, like anime / tv discussion on Yea Forums, filename threads etc. Better be in one single thread that stays for hours than 500 wojak e-celeb shit threads that come and go, those are not fun at all

170cm and 125kg at the moment. That's down from 140kg, that's a couple clothing sizes, so I've made progress. And I mean, 125kg isn't absolutely disgusting, but it's still pretty bad.
And I've learned that to lose weight you really need to want it, you can't just say "today I'll stop eating shit", it doesn't work. But I think tonight I've really decided to get back on track. The last couple weeks I've been trying, but really I need a reboot, and I think just now I've made the decision to start up again.
Really, it's not hard once you get going, it's just going that first week is the hard part.

Why do you think penetration is some holy act or some shit, it's still not for procreation. Doesn't matter what hole you put your dick in, none of the sperm will end up in a manwomb. Cause there's none. They play pretend, fags get aids, neither result in anything other than temporary bliss.

I'm really happy for the innocent faglets making friends in this thread. I can't bring myself to be that happy and open around other people anymore.

>Tfw have bf
>Had all kinds of wacky kinky sex
>Still not happy because I can't form emotional connections

If sex is just about penetration, then you might as well go fuck a stick
Why would you even bother looking for a partner
In female/female relationships, sex is about making your partner feel good and get the same in return, not some arbitrary thresholds of what counts and what doesn't
Some men are really pitiful

It's nice to dream, but odds are it just won't work out.
They can still be friends though.
Despite being from Europe myself, most of my friends, who just happen to be gay, are from the states.

You're a sociopath?

this is literally just a /lgbt/ thread, no one is even talking about vidya, you're all just discussing your lives as gay dudes. Meanwhile actual vidya threads get deleted.
epic

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Do you need a safe space?

I expect people to talk about video games on the video game board and to get deleted if they aren't.

Also, do you have a discord or anything? It's going out on a limb, but in case this thread gets pruned I like to talk to you again.

Penetration is the only act that can be called sex.
I already said toys and the like don't count as you don't combine with your partner. With penetration you literally enter the body of your partner with your own body. Lesbians will never understand but that's the closest you will ever feel to a person.

Actual Vidya threads get deleted cause some user decided to make yet another wojakposter thread with "IT CANT BE HAPPENING, BROS...." or a WoW classic thread cause we don't have enough already. At least focus on things that actually ruin the board experience on the daily

Yeah I wish there were more fucking Twitter screenshot threads, those are so much more fun and interesting

off topic shit not getting deleted is one of the things that ruins the board experience daily. At any given time, half the threads in the catalog are about anything else but video games.

Okay this is epic

Fair enough, doesn't matter tho, it won't get deleted

>t. That weird kid who masturbated in class

>it won't get deleted
how would you know?

I really wish I had some advice to share on how to lose weight but I honestly don't know. I'm glad to know that you gained some motivation to keep going though!

Sticking parts of you inside another person like that sounds rather horrible
I don't think I'd do that

God I love dick. In my mouth, in my ass, just dig a tunnel in me with a big throbbing moist cock

are you really this buttmad because someone pointed out that this thread isn't vidya?

kill yourself faggot

By being here for a decade, they never get deleted. You're welcome to challenge my anecdotal evidence by reporting a thread.

No I'm just pointing out there are a million threads you could have complained in and you picked the one where some gaybois were having a nice chat

They want the right to enter the wrong bathroom.

>DUDE IM SO META CONTRARIAN
underage

>there are a million threads you could have complained in
like what?
>you picked the one where some gaybois were having a nice chat
so what? I'm supposed to just let you do this shit in peace? lol

kill yourself faggot

At least you may die a virgin that way. Pretty sure virgin women get VIP passes in heaven.

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I'm not a tranny tho

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Bend over

Rampant faggotry is one of the most loved addictions of the janitor.

Well I'll get there one day, hopefully sooner rather than later.
My younger brother lifts a lot, so I can always ask him for advice.

true dat. Shep was straight for 2 games and then acts ambiguously gay and bi, hitting on men, in the 3rd... giving you the option to go full gay.

you're going to die alone a sad faggot with a blown out asshole just kill yourself already and make the world a better place

>all these Fujos larping as gays
>actual gays and /pol/tards falling for it

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where english bf

Pretty much

I'm bi tho

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>blown out asshole
Goddammit user you made me climax when I was trying to edge

>fujos
>intelligent enough to larp
lol

Honestly, it's more about the legal rights that come along with it

What the fuck is a fujo?

Creatures that would never allow Kairi and Sora to kiss.

So, do you have any feelings towards your bf?

Since I'm trying to become a friend with one I have to ask you this: is it even possible to gain some emotional connection with a sociopath if I keep being with that person or am I just wasting my time here and he will drop me as soon as I stop giving him attention? He kinda implied he doesn't give a fuck if I stop caring for with him, so I'm not sure if he's for real or being an ass on purpose and doesn't want me to get closer cause he will never have anything for me.

lead by example, homo

Kys underage Twitterfag

I don't know your fucking dumb Filipino claymation lingo you jizz hoover I only like vidya

I should probably go to bed soon, so if the thread gets pruned before you respond again I'll say that I really loved talking to you, and that our conversation here has really given me food for thought and made me start rethinking my immediate future.
It's rare that you find a connection on Yea Forums, and though we may never speak again I'll always remember this interaction and I really value your friendliness tonight.

Thank you so much, I really do love you for talking to me for so long.

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I wish there were more cool people like you on this website dearest user

Lurk more you tryhard underage twitter shitter

Good that you have someone to ask for advice on it then. Just don't give up.
I'd like to exchange contacts with you, if you don't mind. I spent my whole afternoon here talking to you and I really enjoyed it. Would be a shame to let it end in this thread imo. But only if you're okay with it too

Certainly. Do you have a discord, or email you'd like to exchange?

I do have a Discord but to be honest I'm kind embarassed to post it now after all of the things we've talked about. I could make some throwaway email account though.

Maybe when I'm pathetic enough to brag about spending more time on Yea Forums

>actual gay thread
>straighter than random threads that go gay

Nice job Yea Forums.

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Well look, I'll give you mine and it's at least a tether so if we ever want to talk again we can at least do a text chat. I'd rather just give you that than risk the thread deleting before we can exchange anything. I've actually never used Discord, I just have an account in case I ever wanted to use it.
pongobongo#7834
I assume that's all you need to add me to a friend list. That's the username, at least. Like I said, I've never actually used it.

>this thread
>straight
This thread is gayer than your average bara thread.

That's because everyone here's a self-hating gay who wishes they were straight and whine about fems not being "normal" enough

Not him but just use google. Fujos has always been a thing on most sites

nice projection

>so what? I'm supposed to just let you do this shit in peace? lol

>waaaaaa stop having fun waaaaa
Go away tranny janny

Which one of you's gonna be the first to admit they're a furry?

Fujo, short for fujoshi, are women who enjoy consuming media about fictional homosexual relationships. The male counterpart is called fudanshi.

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Sent!

Nice bait but you can post it if you really want this thread deleted. I'm just going to see if it can get to bump limit

I'm a furry but never was in a furry community nor participated in any events

Same desu

Nah I already got banned for spamming my Bowser porn folder

only way to find out is to date men you massive faggot

That's not true.

Tried to fuck this petite, tiny loli-looking cosplayer and she got really fucking upset and now likes to make it apparent that she's straight and all gays/dykes should get the rope.

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>backpedaling this hard like a bitch
Lol. And here you are.

it's the only relationship where true romantic love exists. it is impossible for a hypergamous individual to truly love their partner. change my mind.

Honestly, i'm gay and I think it's stupid, I think you have to be proud of your accomplishments in life, not your sexuallity(be it straight or gay).

>being a gay female
My condolences

You mean the two that broke up because one cheated on the other?

It's not literally saying "I'm gay and that makes me a superior person" it's mostly people who have been doubted, or have doubted themselves, saying "I'm gay and you know what I'm proud of that"

Thank you user

cyberpunk 2077, no straight males

maybe she just didn't want to go with a tranny

I'm bi, but yeah. It's actually really hard for females to get any pussy. No matter how attractive you are.

Not a tranny but I look more like a guy than a girl. I also do kinda experience dysphoria. What's it like to have a dick, bros? I want one so bad.

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based

>now likes to make it apparent that she's straight and all gays/dykes should get the rope.
give me her number

A dick is nice. You can play with it and knock it around and play with it. The random boners really suck because we actually do just get random erections throughout the day and it's really inconvenient. There's also the fact nobody will touch you if it's not to their liking no matter what.

What you should REALLY be jealous over should be the prostate

source

She has a fiance, so I can't do that chief.

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Same here. Nowadays im okay at liking guys, though I like women even more. I guess its kind of cool to have so many options.

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I want a fit boyfriend to princess carry me.

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Morenatsu

You don't discover it. More like notice you're staring at a cute guy when you're 12 and you don't know why. As the time I didn't know what gay was and was in denial for a while.
I'm jealous that teenagers today can experience that without a lot of fear.

>VNs
>video games
What did he mean by this?

ok dude

>missing this hard what Pride is about

Not the point.

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Why aren't the countless waifu threads up right now deleted?

Those threads are actually talking characters from video games. The anons in this thread are talking about dildos and prostates and shit, which isn't related to video games whatsoever

Are you a twink?

Because waifu threads don't have this shit:

So just close the thread. There's no one holding you at gunpoint making you browse this thread. Functionally it takes up the same space as the others, so just hide it and move on with your day

>normal vidya threads get deleted if you sneeze the wrong way
>off topic shit threads get babysat and allowed to reach bump limt for some reason
>"dude just ignore it lmao"

How do you explain theses, then?

/pol/bait and twitter screencap threads stay up all the time too. If you're complaining about offtopic why are you singling out the occasional chill gay thread?

Those threads aren't discussing dildos and prostates, like this thread was

>b-but what about other thing
Not an argument

Wasn't he asking a question?

It is, because you seem to only crusade against one very specific type of thread.

>Those threads are actually talking characters from video games.
No, they aren't. They consist only on talking about how hot and attractive are they while posting pictures of their favorite husbando or waifu.

You're right to say this thread deserves to be pruned, but not only you're encouraging it by replying instead of ignoring and reporting, but also you're wrong to assume waifu threads contain favorable discussion of directly videogames, the hobby.

In any case, waifu and husbando threads are allowed, as proven in pic related.

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What's the argument to have? If you don't like a thread you hide it and go to one you like or make a new one. It's not rocket science.
You just have beef with this particular topic and that's why you're singling it out from the many others offtopic threads that are up right now

>reporting
Yeah that doesn't do anything, they just ignore it

>In any case, waifu and husbando threads are allowed, as proven in pic related.
Depends on which mod is working at the time, actually. If the mod doesn't like said threads then they go bye-bye.

So what? It's all off topic shit.

So why aren't you in those threads shitting yourself into a righteous frenzy?

>video game characters are off-topic
The hilariously retarded shit you people say because you see one thread about something you hate.

>your point is not valid because you're not saying it in other threads
yeah, not how it works

Fire Emblem Three Houses

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This thread isn't about video game characters. It's gay men blogging about their personal lives and discussing dildos and other gay shit. Literally not a single post about video games or anything related to them in this thread

Because his dick is hard and he's confused

I think that was still a question he was asking

Completely irrelevant in the context. /pol/ threads stay up all the time and no one complains and they're just as off topic as this

>no flashes of the buttons flying away as his chest pops out yet

No they don't. They definitely do not stay up for 6 fucking hours.

Why don't you go to this thread and start complaining?
I'll be waiting

There's fanart

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they aren't talking about dildos like you fags were.

They absolutely do though.
Is someone forcing you to read this thread? Because the solution to your problem seems pretty simple to me

Someone mentions dildos and that's what's triggered your pussy ass? Christ.

I love him so much

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that was obviously bait. There's no fucking way anyone would visit Yea Forums in 2019 just because they are "le meme factory".

All of the normalfags are scared of /pol/

If this game doesn't let me romance him I'm going to uninstall

How is the topic relevant again?
At this point you're just in this thread to get yourself mad. Or you're masturbating

I want you to know it's just bait. I don't know how new you are but it's just bait to rile you up and get you angry while they sit back and laugh.

So, you know, don't feed the trolls. Ancient rule dude

You claim this thread is about video games. Dildos, prostates and gay relationships aren't video games. So no this isn't a vidya thread

That thread is about video games. This one isn't.

So if people mention cars, moose, and hand grenades in a Street Fighter thread then that's also no longer a video game thread.

Dildos are not even remotely related to video games

I like this thread

Devil May Cry.

You keep repeating this over and over again, and you're encouraging this thread you don't like to stay up. Are you baiting?

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>it's not video games because I say so! someone said some words that trigger me, therefore gobbledeegookus!
I really doubt those same words trigger your bitchbaby self in the waifu threads.

They're both equally off topic yet you still choose to be here and cry about dildos

Neither are cars, moose, or hand grenades.

>Saints Row doesn't exist

>>it's not video games because I say so!
Please explain how dildos, prostates, and gay hookups relate to video games.

I don't, I fucking hate yuri and /u/

hello

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Post cute vidya boys

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The video games that contain those things. Hell, Five Nights At Fuckboy's lets you use a dragon dildo as an ultimate weapon.

They're not. Just as the other off topic threads are not about video games but you are still only crying about this one

this

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That's not how they were talking about it and you know it. They were talking about using them to put up their ass. That isn't video games

Kys

>you are still only crying about this one
So what? What's your point?

You're extremely obsessed over dildos.

Based

Gears of War gave me a Bara fetish.

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That you're obsessed with gayness.

I'm just confused why people think sex toys are a valid topic for the video game board.

hepatitis and talos

It's a fucking clam you idiot. Cockle to be particular.

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I have a pet quahog clam and it is pretty neat.

>Getting married on Sunday to my fiancee i met on /soc/ years ago

neat

Post more

Izuna

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Giv u bf

Yep. I play FemShep as a lesbian.

living the dream

>gay pride is good powerful and brave
>white pride is evil disgusting and racist

You mean like Niggers?

Nice. Good luck dude

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good luck mate

Every "X PRIDE" is shit, prove me wrong

And what exactly do you think those tax benefits are for?

Hint: Not to reward you for being in wuv.

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Sometimes vidya characters are so extremely over the top hypermasculine I can't help but wonder if there are barabro devs who've infiltrated games marketed to hetero audiences.

Gay pride is a fun party
White pride is just jealous and bitter and sad

no

Fuck off fag

thank for this copypasta, faggot.

Doesn't matter. Paying less taxes is always a good thing

Based Nintendo. I want this shirt

agreed

Not my experience at all. I had extremely vanilla tastes at puberty, moved to flatties around 18, then advanced to traps in college, now I will get hard to twinks if they're girly enough. I don't think I was fooling myself the whole time. Those teenage boners were real.

It's an outraged concept which does more harm than good
End it

Where can I get a bear bf

the game "Suicide" for the Real Life

>prove me wrong
>*proves you wrong*
>fuck off fag
Sad

Story?

If I wanted to play as a fucking faggot I would just go live real life user

cringe

fuck what happened to cute vidya guys threads im tired of feels posting
just wait till i get back from work if his thread is still up im gonna dump it to thr 10th page

Since it's subjective anyway, you'd need to actually make me rethink my position. Saying "it's fun cause I think it is" is not going to make me rethink anything.

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I get it was necessary back then but nowadays the gay pride it's just a event full of degeneracy, aids and it just harms the gay culture even more.

Prove me wrong

It don't matter

Do white pride parades hand out free Chipotle coupon? Do you get a shitload of free koozies, sunglasses, and shirts? Cuz that's what I get at my gay pride

White Pride helped me survive the prison, I'll take my life above chipotle coupon

Okay for people who don't go to prison Chipotle is more useful to me than white pride

I used to cry when I noticed how I liked men more than women, I even wished to meet a lesbian so we could both change our sexualities to become straight.

now I hate women and I’m glad I won’t have to deal with one for the rest of my life

Why are you even arguing for gay pride by comparing it against white pride, the original argument was about both making a disservice to their communities. I guess gay pride is important for normie faggots and flamboyant dicksuckers, but fuck them.

Sims series, dragon age

I love off topic threads, best part of Yea Forums
I remember what comfy duck thread

>normie faggots and flamboyant dicksuckers
>fuck them
I do ;) pride is fun and for one weekend out of the year you get to feel like the world isn't dominated by straight people

Worst thread I've seen on Yea Forums in months

Do you guys realize that straight guys know if a guy is atractive or not, right?

I asked mi dad, brother and some friends if Chad Jhonson is handsome and they all through he was really good loking man and theyre straight as an arrow.

This thread is gonna get deleted

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>you get to feel like the world isn't dominated by straight people
Who fucking cares, jesus. I feel like a lot of fags think that if I'm bi or gay I have to be in the LGBT crowd and support everyone who is also there. I don't, just like I don't have to support every man cause I'm a male or every countryman abroad cause I was born at a certain location and have some sociocultural history with the place. I just want to hold hands and be left in peace in case something happens, not to be associated with flamboyant clowns marching the streets and idiots who recruit a 10yo kid into drag parties. Fucking hell, it wouldn't be an issue if most people didn't automatically associate you with LGBT crowd the second you say you're a fag.

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Thanks I know

I've been wondering if im bisexual or not for sometime.

I usually stare at guys like Chad Jhonson, Stephen Amell, Carlos Ferro, short hair Chris Hemsworth etc and think they're pretty hot but then i look at most guys at tje street and i dont feel shit, didnt found any guy in my high school atractive either.

>all these post deletions
I love when faggots get banned

Same, shit's hilarious

okay cool. still went pretty far

imagine feeling so inadequate just because you're gay that you have to use pride to cope

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That's just a mad jannie, cause he can't delete a thread, unlike mods, who are UNWILLING to delete it. He bans people for like 10 mins, I know it cause he banned me, lmao.

Best thread I've seen on Yea Forums in months.

is what I would say if you fuckers would just shut up and post more vidya bara

>he isn't here for the seething and autism

Wrong

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I demand more answers to the OP's question

No one is forcing you to go to pride if you don't enjoy it.
>who fucking cares
I do. It's a really nebulous feeling that's kind of hard to describe, but you just get this feeling that everyone is gay and suddenly you can relax, you don't have to worry about other people judging you for being gay since everyone else there is so fucking gay

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That's because most men (and people in general) aren't that attractive physically. The people you mentioned are literal Greek gods come down to Earth and are shining examples of beauty in the human form but hey welcome to reality pretty much everyone's a potato

If I NEEDED pride I'd definitely need it more than once a year. It's like a fun vacation or holiday from straightworld

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skyrim with mods

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well that was odd

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Have the same issue at you.

instagram.com/p/BSkRBnqFgDk/ this gif turns me on and im straight and i'm not sure if im bi or not.