Let's talk about gamertags and usernames

Let's talk about gamertags and usernames.
Is this image a good criteria?
Would you change something? Why?
>inb4 he ACTUALLY wants to see names like xX_LigmA_bAllZ_Xx

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>tries to tell people what to do
>uses comic sans
Embarrassing

That's not comic sans

I fit all of this so it must be good.

>4 syllables
f-fuck bros I was so close

I like my name but I feel like no one else does, it also meets all those gay criteria coincidentally

What usernames fit this criteria?

jeff

>8 characters or less in legth
Why? 11 is fine.

>Blatant triggers
whoever wrote it is a faggot that's for sure

Fuck off jefffffffff

Any good looking, easily promounced name?
Most esport pro names follow it.

What u guys think of waterdrinker67

haha his name is faggY-TRANNYKILL_Nigga so cool and edgy

I want to name myself Fish but it's always taken so I need to add something after.

>Most esport pro names follow it.
not really

>not just using an IRL nickname

If you use old people, classical art or similar stuff as avatar you're an insufferable faggot, just as bad as people with cropped porn and similars.
This is the truth, trying to look more mature than you are with that avatar doesn't help at all.

My username fits this criteria, but worrying about it this much is stupid. If your name is too long then people will just say a part of it. My user name is 3 syllables and 2 words but my friends still just use the first word.

fuck off with your shitty, boring drink

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you will always be the true Fish to me

>5 letters
>doesn't sound like any English word
>easy to pronounce and remember
>a few letters can be changed with others without changing it too much in case it's not being accepted
>is also my irl nickname since it's a much shortened version of my surname
>doesn't sound edgy or too cutesy
I've hit jackpot I think

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>wanting to be mistaken for Phil Fish

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Thank you user.

People who drink soda are lower than animals.

>inb4 he ACTUALLY wants to see names like xX_LigmA_bAllZ_Xx
no one actually uses names like this anymore. it's not your 2005 halo lobby

>no racism or triggers

fuck off back to rebbit you nigger

AdjectiveNoun is the modern terrible variant

Nobody who matters knows who that is

Looks like this was written by some tranny faggot

have fun being a boring faggot
i'll be over here enjoying the refreshing taste of Pepsi

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I name myself after my favorite obscure media and hope someone gets the reference.
Right now I'm (GSV) MEATFUCKER or if there's a profanity filter, (ROU) KILLING TIME

>xXx_d4rk_4ng3l_pr1nc3_xXx
how's my username?

meme

It's disgusting. I drink coffee water and booze like an adult.

>Chadman
Can't tell if subtle enough or not.

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Are you also a member of Furry Femboys stam group?

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I stopped drinking soda for my teeth. I still might have one if It's like Christmas or something but that's it. At least I'm not a faggot with a superiority complex like your pic.

go back to r*ddit tranny

Buttblast_

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I'm a huge bing bing wahoo baby. I'm putting 64 at the end of every name and you're gonna have to stay upset.

There's nothing wrong with having "offensive" names if it's actually done in a fun way and not just edgy words for the sake of being edgy

>triggers
what kind of gay shit is this

My name fits within the criteria and I've yet to have it ever been taken beforehand.
I aint dumb enough to share it with you mouthbreathers but I'm just letting you know, feels good man.

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I've never seen one.

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What are the worst usernames you've seen Yea Forums?

>Pic related was a teferi fag in mtga

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I had a bottle of hot sauce on my desk so I set that as my username.

7 points, sorry man

What compels people to actually put weeb shit into their names and avatars? Are they genuinely not embarrassed to be associated to such degeneracy?

>he uses "deus vult" or it's variants as a username
At least it works as an instant indicator that you are a fucking retard

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>Is this image a good criteria?
No.

My username is just my actual name because I'm too lazy to come up with something on my own.

Clan tags in your username are disgusting. If you want me to join your shitty group just ask. I'll say no but still.

Exactly. But look at many of the replies in this thread. Even some of Yea Forums seethes at the notion of looking decent.

I'll let you in on a little secret, bros: Snippets of engrish from anime songs and shit is a gold mine for user names.

I have 1 point am I retarded Yea Forumsros

>see some shitty Xx_darkDAethsTroyEr2006_xX style name
>check profile pick
>it's a logo with their name
there needs to be some kind of powerpoint presentation everyone gets before using the internet and making a name
and it has to be all these shitty examples with a big red sign that says "don't do this shit"

>no ASCII
Ok then: Űűűűűű

>it's a "zoomers misuse the term weeaboo" episode

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All of mine?

>Philosophical quote in profile summary

I've had people comment on mine. It's just a stupid quote from The Room lmao.

>.5 points

Genuinely impressed.
I only have 27.3 hours this week, haven't been playing much.

its it weird I can read this profile name only in the thumbnail?

you know OP, I must to agree, that there is a lot of faggots with 0 imagination making usernames, I hate these kiddos with Alex69 etc... My username since 1998 is Carmelometal, AND THAT´S IT (once I had to put in ps3 Carmelometalman, cuz some deepshit already took it)

What’s the quote?
My profile description is the entire major general song from Gilbert and Sullivan.

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"If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live"

such funny names xDD

>half a point
>but it's for being Canadian

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Zhious made it and used it for 7 years now

>music title from a obscure band
Plebs

All but the last one
My username is the first and last name of my old GW character taped together, the first part is generally what I'm called and the second just makes sure I actually get the nick
Sometimes people call me by the full thing but it's unwieldy

Whoa, i'm a cool guy

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Is my profile summary fine?

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gay

it's nice and friendly

You sound like a gay faggot

no im laughing at you for using the phrase "blatant triggers" unironically

I'm not gay I just try to be friendly.

> :)
get the fuck off my board you unapologetic monster

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Just the fact that some of you take advice from other Yea Forums users or seek their approval regarding shit as your username which is how you want to be called or recognized proves to me that mentally, you are a defective human being.

>ranch
hows my username

Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

no :)

If you have numbers in your username, you're a pleb. If you have to botch the spelling to get a name, you're a pleb.

I know that feel, man. Good shit.

bump

your one sick fuck

MODS

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I have an anime profile pic but that's the only one.
Feels good I guess.

it's not subtle at all

what if it's a poorly drawn picture of JFK thinking about the Cuban missile crisis taken from a GCSE History textbook?

>less than 150 games
Well at least I only have 2..

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kek

You rules are dumb, i use song album and band names example
Dunkelheit,Bathory,Hammerheart,Xtal

so you switch names all the time, and youre completely unoriginal... good for you

>current year
>not using your last name and several variations
Never gonna make it.

It's just my first name. One syllable long.

But it mean something and sounds great
if nickname is unavailable i use other

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I don't give a shit what your name is. If it's more than like 3 syllables you can bet your ass i'm gonna call you "dumbfuck" though.

I pass the test. I am worthy of the grail

Zuzukins

>using the cringiest image imaginable
How ironic

Says the walkign cringe singularity

>8 characters or less
>3 syllables max
Nah, sometimes I like making long names, like bananananana... until I hit the character limit

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>capitalisation rules
What about shit that starts with Mc? Or Mac?
Like McFustercluck or MacBongo or something fun and easy.
Also four syllables is always best. It has more of a poetic ring.
Just pick a name you like. Who gives a fuck? I just chortle at all the exexunderscore names.

I think we can all agree that use of non-alphanumeric characters in a username is a symptom of a smooth-brain

>Mfw I just use my name cos it is olde and sounds like a fictional/historical profile name:
Edmund

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Woulda been a cool guy but I gained a few points from not having played anything recently and Dota2 being my mainstay.

I'm not the guy you were responding too originally, I just found it funny that you're so painfully self unaware.

Don't (You) me

I don't give a shit about other people's usernames because I'm not an overly judgemental teenager

>having less that 150 games is a point
there is nothing wrong with actually playing the games you spend money on

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