Playing San Andreas since not played it for a decade

>Playing San Andreas since not played it for a decade
>Decide to try and do the firetruck missions
>Get fucked over as despite clearly working for the fire department still get a wanted level for slightly hitting a police car as I drive past
>Police officers firing at me despite me clearly trying to put out fires and save peoples lives
>End up dying due to firetruck catching fire and exploding
>Fucking firetrucks are not even fire proof

YO WHAT THE FUCK

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Have a look at the character you're playing as and then you'll see why.

SHIEEEEEEET

Welcome to the jungle, fucko.

The firetruck missions give you a fuckton of time, don't try and rush it. If you're just careful, it won't take too long

San Andreas is the worst entry in GTA series

If you can't complete the firetruck mission, don't even try the ambulance one.

>as despite clearly working for the fire department

More like you stole a firetruck and decided to play firefighter.

Playing it right now too, plan on actually finishing it this time. I love all the myths around the game but don't want to look into it too much because that would probably ruin it and show that 99% of it is bullshit

All you had to do was follow the damn train user!

CJ is the most believable nigger protag ever

>expecting sympathy from cops
>in Los Santos of all places

>I love all the myths around the game but don't want to look into it too much because that would probably ruin it and show that 99% of it is bullshit
100% of the myths are bullshit

Hey Lil Zoom. How's middle school?

I played the game when it came out and am probably older than you, fag. I just didn't finish it and kind of forgot about GTA entirely

What do you think would happen if you rammed a cop car in real life with a firetruck lol?

To be fair provided you know how to drive well paramedic missions not that hard, even more so in SA due to being able to cheese it by starting it by that hospital in the countryside due to the game only spawning the NPC's for you to pick up like a feet away from it due to the town being tiny.

Even easier is the Vigilante missions;

Just get to the point you can get a rhino tank, or even better the Hunter attack helicopter.

Doing it in the Hunter is shooting fish in a barrel

Vigilante are most diffucult. Not with Hydra or Rhino.

iirc the easiest side missions are the pimp ones. Tried to do the delivery ones and always ended with the truck exploding 10 minutes away from the place I started the mission just before finishing it, this led to me dropping the game altogether.

I kind of miss the challenge of completely OP police and such. They became more of a joke as the series progressed. The only thing I remember being really annoying was the jet initially.

I quit my 100% completion run when I died twice to police collecting a horseshoe in the small military base in san fierro
I was probably like 95% done and done harder challenges but quit because swimming sucked and I couldn’t be assed lmao

It's easy as fuck if you do it in Angel Pines. There's also a glitch I never hear mentioned.

If you get a girlfriend and her bonuses, for example keeping your weapons when you die. Then start a new game those bonuses will carry over.

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What about that Alien in that desert bar you can see by putting on thermal googles

ok im reinstalling someone help me with mods I need to add cut content/beta shit, and ps2 graphics, I used to have the links saved but fuck if I know now

If you on about the pool guy that's a glitch

For example you can pull a knife out and try and sneak behind him and slit his throat

CJ will do the animation for killing him but he won't die

He's a glitched NPC that does not show up on thermal/heat goggles as he is sort of already dead

>enter johnson house
>eerie quietness
hated being in there so much

Not only that but don't forget CJ's mom's ghost

i miss my samp friends

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nigga use google u fuckin' lazy ass nerd

>samp dead
>try MTA;SA
>all servers are Russians, no NA servers
suffering