Is this the shittiest fucking roster of all time?

>most of it is reskins, babies, and shit guest characters
>one of the guest characters is a nigger
you bet your bottom dollar it is

O YEA. So fucking bad.

It got dry bones tho

>Standard
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Bowser Jr
Yoshi
Waluigi
Birdo
Hammer bros
Magikoopa

>Heavy
Wario
Rosalina
Bowser
King boo
DK
Wiggler
Petey pirhana
Honey Queen
Unagi
Thwomp

>Lightweight
Toad
Toadette
Diddy Kong
Koopa
Paratroopa
Lakitu
Dry bones
Goomba
Shy guy
Shroob

>Theme
Bowser and his minions take over Mario's friendly karting experience and make rediculously extravagant attempts at the good guys lives during races like a kind of "wacky races" style story mode

>shroob over fawful

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It literally had everyone from the SNES and 64 rosters plus additional characters, so it can't be considered worse than those two. Puts it has guest characters, which people have been wanting for a while.

Oh shit you're right.. but honestly I'd take out honey Queen for fawful I think

> it literally had everyone from the SNES and 64 rosters
Donkey Kong Jr. says hi

You ever notice how the bigger and more expansive a game's roster gets, the more specific the demands of its detractors? Like, you could have the biggest and most all-encompasing roster in the world, but there will always be one guy who hates it because one character from that one game in 2002 didn't get in

I call it the Smash Bros Effect

Reminder that the Koopalings are the one redeeming thing about the roster

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>waste slots for shit no one asked for
Kill yourself, FEtard

I hope they're in the next one

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Perfect roster here:

>Mario
>Luigi
>Yoshi
>Peach
>Daisy
>Rosalina
>Pauline
>Toad
>Bowser
>Wart
>Mouser
>Tryclyde
>Clawgrip
>Fryguy
>Birdo
>Tatanga
>Donkey Kong
>Diddy Kong
>Dixie Kong
>Funky Kong
>Wario
>Captain Syrup
>Magikoopa
>Koopa Troopa
>Goomba
>Blooper
>Cheep Cheep
>Boo
>Dry Bones
>Shy Guy
>Snifit
>Lakitu
>Hammer Bro
>Piranha Plant
>Wiggler
>Monty Mole/Rocky Wrench
>Boom Boom
>Ludwig Von Koopa
>Roy Koopa
>Morton Koopa Jr.
>Iggy Koopa
>Lemmy Koopa
>Larry Koopa
>Wendy O. Koopa

Anytime I see someone race as Morton, I immediately think the worst of them.

If it was up to me, anyone who races as one of the Koopa Kids would be drinking from a separate water fountain.

Playstation All-Stars will always hold that title.

>Wart
What is it with this fucking character and his diehard fanbase shoving him into everything?
I like SMB2 but Wart is forgettable as fuck

Post your most wanted Double Dash partners
>Lakitu and Hammer Bro
>Shy Guy and Kamek
>Pianta and Noki
>ROB and E Gadd
>Olimar and Louie

fawful and midbus would also work

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>Standard
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Waluigi
Yoshi
Birdo
Hammer Bro
Harriet
Rango

>Lightweight
Toad
Toadette
Bowser Jr.
Koopa Troopa
Dry Bones
Lakitu
Shy Guy
Nabbit
Diddy Kong
Mummy Me

>Heavy weight:
Bowser
Dry Bowser
Wario
DK
Rosalina
Pauline
King Boo
King Bob-Omb
Petey Piranha
Great Sunflower (Super Mario Sunshine)

Petey Piranha & Great Sunflower
King Boo & King Bob-Omb
Harriet & Rango

Also, Shy Guy should be paired with Nabbit.

Snifit and General Guy would also work as Shy Guy partners. Defs not a Koopa.

>separating King Boo and Petey
Shy Guy with Kamek makes sense as Yoshi’s island reps. Either Kamek or Wart if you want to make it a SMB2 reference

I hate the splatoon characters

cringe

based

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>Metal Mario
>Pink Gold Peach
>Tanuki Mario
>Cat Peach
>Baby Daisy
>Baby Rosalina
Why do these even exist? They have HD models for other characters. Just build off of those.

Why do they keep bringing the Lost World guy back? Nobody seems to give a shit about him.

Yes.
Remove all the babies, the inklings, the ac characters, link, metal mario, metal gold peach, tanooki mario, and cat peach.

based
>paper mario character
that's a maybe

Smash roster-zoomers have to go back

They should have a sanic with blue arms instead.

King Bob-Omb with King Boo would be kino. Black and white, both round body shapes. Also, both are crowned kings.

Petey and Great Sunflower for the Super Mario Sunshine plant/flower duo.
Petey is boisterous, Great Sunflower is gentle natured. Also nice opposites for a duo.

Of course, I respect the classic duo from Double Dash, but I would like to see at least King Bob-Omb added. Ditching Petey suckes to begin with, so I opted for a new partner. Again, King Boo and King Bob-Omb would work very well.

ha ha no way fagass cis shit old man this is our franchise now that i found out about from watching my favorite twitch streamers

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Sucks**

It would be cool to see Geno in the next Mario Kart to be honest

I understand the heritage of said characters, but Kamek would work better with Lakitu IMO.

Hammer Bro & Koopa Troopa
Kamek & Lakitu
Shy Guy & Nabbit/Snifit

alright you faggots lets make a roster

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>mass replies

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bump

>soulless

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You may not like it, but this is the Mario Kart roster at peak performance.

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TSR isn't filled with clones like MK8 is