I *am* American!

>and steam is horrible

user, your bait is truly old

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>"You sissified faggot scum have just signed your death warrance!"
I can't believe Valve got away with this

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youtu.be/cmXdFudZxSo

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Based patriotic schizoid

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ikr actually based

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>I'm going to gut you like a Cornish gay man
It was a different time.

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>"I am a robot! I am here to take American jobs!"

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how many days without a major update?

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God he is the best

>"What dumb sonuvabitch cast that?"

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>wanting TF2 updates after MyM

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Doesn't sound schizoid

>he doesn't cuck pocket demos out of their kritz ubers with the Chadttalion's Backup

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SIR YES SIR I AM A SOLDIER (YES!)
SIR YES SIR I AM A SOLDIER (YES!)

tf2 is getting boring

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Takes me back to 2005-2006

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youtube.com/watch?v=tdb2QsPFRBY

i really want a new official mediëval map

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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bump

same its allot of fun there, especially as spy, if only engineer had a better arsenal though, like a mediëval bomb laucher turret ot something

DAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

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>engie can deploy a medieval sentry but he has to control it manually and can't move during it
VALVE

sounds amazing

>decapitates you from across the map
>runs back to spawn after losing 1% of HP
>shoves medic gf up his ass
DON'T FRET BOYO, I'LL BE GENTLE

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I wonder how many Poles he killed thinking they were Nazis.
RIP Poles.

>play TF2 obsessively for months at a time
>get bored and play other games for a while
>get the urge to play again
>everything feels fresh and fun again but I get rusty
>rinse and repeat this process for years
I don't think I'll ever finish my backlog at this point

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There should be a Medieval Mode map for every gamemode.
Right now we only have CP A/D.

Like the torches for Sniper, there should be catapults on DeGroot and any new maps only Engie can use.

happens to me too with csgo but its getting geniunly boring without new official content, you know its gotten stale

I'd rather they just port the game and revive community servers somehow, then we'd be free to make and host our own content. The movement alone is enough for me to stay, that and how stickies are. We'd probably get more shitty hats and crates so w/e

>tfw you carry your team to victory even though half of it is snipers and spies clogging the bottom of the scoreboard

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It’s been approximately a year and two months since Blue Moon

Name one (1) game with movement as satisfying as TF2
Hard mode: No TF|2, I already played the kino campaign in that game.

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oh i luuv that lil gun

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found what u were talking about

youtu.be/c746amKpnVk
3:22

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looks fun as shit, lets make a mod for it

And another thing?
YEE
HAW

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WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Yea Forums
HURR
ESNABLY

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Competitive play back then hardly looks different from Casual matches today

Whens that update Valve? I'm tired of reading fanfics in these threads

look we all are but its the only thing thats gonna cheer us up for now, hope

>schizoid
A schizoid is completely different from a schizophrenic

....
I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE
I WILL EAT YOU
:D

i dont want to grow up

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is r/tf2 the only good reddit?

we all dont want to but we have to, i think its time for us to play grown up games like overwatch and apex legends

never!

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>offbrand shit and battle royale
you could've at least suggested something good like r6 siege. but nothing can replace TF2 since it's the closest thing to an arena shooter that isn't dead or full of boomers who will wipe the floor with you because they've been playing before you were born

>I'm going to gut you like a Cornish gay man

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understand irony

>does nothing but sit in spawn and spam the banjo taunt

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i hate the banners, i always get killed when im about a rocket away from popping a charge off
plus no one on my team ever notices what the banners even do anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=FFAMTBxJ8yM

>Soldier browses /pol/

Is it coincidence that both of the best FPS movement systems come from games called TF2?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Yvarg maerc!

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Ereh resnepsid a deen!

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Valve kidnaps you and forces you to make a new weapon for every class or else Gabe will vore you
What do you come up with?

The Pyro axe that sets people on fire should set them for a full 10 seconds, add that timer to any existing fire timers, and be immune to being put out by health kits, so it could be good in Medieval Mode.

>"ERECTING MAH DIICK"

youtu.be/nHape_3VN24

3:56

all class pink dildo, upsides, always random crits, downside really gay

A TF2 thread?! In Yea Forums?!

Is nice.

bump

pls dont let this thread die :c

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I'd love to post tons of ideas, but I'm going to sleep. Ask next thread.

>"You are a maggot hatched from a mutant PAINIS"
>*schadenfreude*

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>stubbing your pinky on a wooden table

youtu.be/FyNp6mc4SUo

>sniping a cloaked spy when u meant to shoot a medic

youtu.be/G3uWXby_9Wo

never

>0:40
Every time

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youtu.be/TFbxog7Pjm4

>Join server
>Stuttering sound of a sentry locking on to someone, a Heavy's minigun spinning, a Spy screaming, and Engineer yelling

I wish this game werent left for dead, an artifact of valves lazyness, its half-life already ellapsed. Just wish that a quake would bring down all of the tf2 servers and that its ricochet would cause valve to actually give a damn.

so lively huh, all thanks to tf2's amazing sound design

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW youtu.be/bFvq6fERlBU

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speaking of artifact
steamcharts.com/app/583950

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oh nO NO NO NO

You gotta work with the idiocy. Pop the buff banner next to a heavy that's trying to snipe people, or the backup when idiots are flooding into a choke.

i suprisngly only play gmod tf2 mods

More like JUSTifact lmao

steamcharts.com/app/440
pretty nice numbers guys, ngl tho
-3,124.0 gain

aw man if only i had a pc on me right now, my mobo fried and now i have basically no way of playing tf2

One issue is that we don't know when you're full.
Rage should be visible to your teammates like Uber is.
Hell, so should a few other things, like Heavy's food. And if they have no meter, it'd finally stop people running at a Heavy and yelling Medic when he has a shotgun.

I remember when the War update came out and how fucking jarring it was that they reused the death scream for the charge. I guess all disgust fades by exposure.

>still 38k players

I don't see your point. Unless you're being genuine.

man sniper is a fun class to play against when the guy playing him is a living aimbot
>peak corner for .04 seconds
>dead or wounded to the point where you cant do anything but run away

Maybe the banner's backpacks should glow or something, or the mast for the flag goes up without the flag itself until you start the buff. The heavy could easily just have a sandvich on his bullet belt or something though that disappears when he eats it/gives it away.

>steamcharts.com/app/583950

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>-3,124.0 gain
It might be the bots that were on the every single server.

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It's bearable when you are/have a good scout or spy picking them consistently, but otherwise yeah, you feel so powerless against an autist like that.

>before compfags/Meet Your Match
>constant 80K-100K concurrent players
>after compfags/Meet Your Match
>38K and dropping

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>shoves medic gf up his ass
This game is a sausage fest, needs more diversity

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>waah compfags
Yeah, because they're clearly on board with those changes. Pathetic retard.

no.

youtu.be/LEsH3i-xcSA
Quickly men, post tunes that tf2 ruined for you be it sfm or otherwise.

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youtu.be/kTl3h39abxc

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>ribauldequin volley gun
>deploying it requires manual construction
>using it requires you to stand behind it, but you can freely aim, shoot, and move it around
>reloading takes your metal, no need to whack it
>can set it aside for later use
>no other engineer can use it but you
>can't be sapped

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youtube.com/watch?v=qAgiYAMJoG8

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>That feel when it's pretty much guaranteed that this will be added whenever they add a new batch of hats considering the last few times they added hats based on memes

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>compfag damage control
Fuck off back to your dead gamemode and stay there

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would porting tf2 to source 2 make it more popular?

Post kino
youtu.be/4UucU-JXdRI

no and it would probably ruin the game
sure it would run better but things like rocket jumping, trimping, and things like that would probably be killed

youtu.be/esX6nOs0woY
Modern art gmod kino from an era long gone

youtube.com/watch?v=7qNK1l_WOB0
Obligatory

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Oh man, this guy got me into Hauschka. I absolutely love you for posting this, holy shit.

>DAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
>heart rate spikes up

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