Why do modern games have a major defecit when it comes to playable clowns?

Literally clown protagonist won GOTY last year, whiny fucks.

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I try to look up cute clown girls but it's either icp trailer park trash or le scary killer clown plebbit shit.

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What user? You wouldn't fuck these qt 3.14 clowns? Are ya gay or somethin?

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I think there's a difference between clowns and juggalos, mate

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Is there any clown porn out there where the clown isnt a fucking dude

>white girl with fucking dreadlocks

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I know from experience that trailer park girls are some of the easiest women out there but if finding one that is either not fat or does meth is like a finding a needle in a haystack.

>they are all white trash, and two with guts from all the Faygo
Yeah, no.

About 30 IQ and several gallons of Faygo difference

She wishes she looked that good.

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every heard about saints row 2? That's a clowns life you can play.

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well... since this is still a videogames board

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>The lame should fear the funny

>americans fear this

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I really like clown porn...

I don't get it, I'm married to a clown.
I'm also American. Anyone need a clown?
I'm also a Clown, Honk! Honk!!

her youtube has gone dark.

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Canadian's children programming is fucking weird man. There's a law here that says radio's and tv channels based in Canada have to play a certain amount of Canadian content, so you end up with some bizarre stuff.

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CAUSE CLOWNS ARE SCARY AHHHH

Thank fuck they removed lings. Having someone silently depopulate the station over the course of 3/4 deadpop hours was complete ass.

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I'm American and Lola is my waifu for laifu.

>tfw I never had a cute clown girl at my birthday

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Ye Comfy Couch!

*honk*

hello there user, would you like a balloon?

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yes mommy let me honk the balloons

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Kek'd audibly

No one fucking likes clowns. I don't know how they supposedly became popular or why they still exist to this day because not once in my entire god damn life has anyone ever said to me "I like clowns."

haven't seen these pics in years, thanks user

careful guys, underneath all that paint is a mexican

Didn't the clown girl being posted quit because she was being hired by guys who saw her photos online and told her they'd pay her for a legit clown gig but they'd actually just wanna fuck her when she showed up?

Oh fuck

i like clowns

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I remember when some dude said that L4D2's DLC would feature a clown character because of a poster of a clown on the 2nd campaign, along with 3 other posters which he claim would also be the other characters.

Fuck Valve, just make L4D3 already I know there's like 12 of you working on it. Just fucking stay on it and fucking finish it for fucks sake. Fucking hats, fucking dota.

damn. she's cute.

Clowns are the devil.

> I don't know how they supposedly became popular
it's a trend. All it takes is one shitpost and it turns into a Yea Forums wide fetish epidemic

Just send me links to the good good clown porn so I can end this night right.

Found the American

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IM STARTING TO DEVELOP A CLOWN GIRL FETISH, STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

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*jaw drops*
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue rolls out*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
*picks up jaw*
*fixes eyes*
*rolls up tongue*
*buries face in ass*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA

>pie throwing class

Heh

Fuck off Jugalo

How could it be Clown Souls if clowns don't have souls?

Can't say I'm surprised but then again, that's the internet. If she goes into prostitution though, she has the market cornered.

Honk Honk motherfucker

So are mimes and jesters.

Kill jester

RE-ADD LINGS OR DIE TRYING.

Based.

That's why they need to collect crystalized joy, or laughter, from civilians or stealing it by defeating other clowns. Because they lack souls of their own, they'll just disappear without it or if they use up their supply. This is all made pretty clear in the Moonlight Creampie item description.

>STOP MASTURBATING TO CLOWNS
>STOP IT I SAY
>STOP JACKING OFF TO CLOWNS YOU NINNY

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>high leg suits
That's cheating. That's a very specific fetish I have that it's hitting hard.

Because dumbass americans either fear or fetishize them for no reason
Why cant you people be normal in something

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>guys my dad is friends with miazaki, he told me next game will be clown souls
Can I play as a cute clown girl?

so is Yea Forums just going to get spammed with clown girl threads every hour now because of that one dumbass thing about some american kids being scared of clowns

based fkmtbro

CLOWN TF IS SO FUCKING HOT AAAAAA

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She also voiced Claire Redfield in all the Resident Evil games up until being replaced for the RE2 remake.

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Unf

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And Lydia in the Beetlejuice cartoon. I guess the undead just follow her around her whole career.

do harlequins count?

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Who is this clown cutie

Is this like that horror movie where the dude transforms into a clown, only it isn't scary and she ends up riding some dude's dick like a pogo stick?
Yeah...I'd like that.

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>clowns travel the world trying to regain their humanity through coaxing it out of others
>they can summon other clowns or invade the worlds of their peers to pilfer the collected laughs
it makes too much sense

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I would help the clowns get the energy they need by enjoying their routines and celebrating their talent.

I want to be a sissy clown (male)

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You guys do know there are actual clown universities across the worlds and that's where you would find clown gfs, right?

Imagine how many bitches you can take home in one of those cars, man.

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keep it simple, being a """sissy""" is already enough of a joke.

fear of clowns doesn't exist, if someone says they are afraid of clowns they are just some attentionwhore trying to be cute

it's hot uwu

You never know if the clown in front of you will suddenly go hollow and become a monster clown. Noble, but unsafe.

Are clown girls' nipples and crotch painted the same way their faces are? Are their nipples painted star-shaped or whatever? Are their pubes a curly red bush?

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Don't uwu me. Post clowns.
(o:

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Man I really should just fill out my harlequins into a full 2000 point list. They're just too boss.

Maybe it's hard to find for you because they're called leotards you re-o-tard.

your brain is fucking broken lol

To be honest 2000 is pretty close already once you have like 3 troupes, their clown car, characters and some bikes.