Crash Team Racing

>only extensions beyond the OG cast are Crunch, N. Tranced and the literally who crew from Nitro Kart
I know they've redone all of Nitro Kart's tracks, maybe even its whole adventure mode too, but does anybody have any real affection for scuba gear shark or big and small mimes?
That's like the biggest problem with Nitro Kart in general, CTR was built on top of three games' worth of locales and characters, Nitro Kart came out after what, Wrath of Cortex and the GBA games?
Not a ton of organically introduced characters going on there.

>worse than Mario Kart 8's roster
>Literally has almost all the Crash Cast
>Mario Kart 8 is full of shit like Babies, Literal Powerups taking up slots, and Koopalings
Fucking What?

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>Literal Powerups taking up slots
Which ones? It's honestly been awhile since I've booted up MK8 so I forget the entirety of the roster

>most of the cast locked at first

yikes

MK8’s roster was top tier so for you to say that means that CTR’s roster is like, an 8/10

The only problem I have with the roster is the fact none of the unused classic characters are in, but at the same time they also moved the bosses and certain characters from the gem cups to just beating them in adventure mode, so that leaves gaps in rewards.

Literally the same starting roster of the original.

Metal Mario, Pink Gold Peach, Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Dry Bowser too if you want to count him

What's wrong with unlocking stuff? It's more rewarding than having everything handed to you.

have sex, nincels.

Hello zoomer

I loved CTR. My favorite cart racer until MKDS dethroned it.

...this doesn't look good. The aesthetic is off. The roster is lackluster. They took out characters for "reasons". The game runs at 30 fps. I can't....

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Ok bend over fag

This is different to most CTR:NF threads where people are happy about the CNK content and the physics actually being well done.

This is new.

CTRNF roster is the equivalent of Mario Kart actually going the extra mile and including DKC/WarioWare/Mario RPG characters like everyone desperately wants them to but instead you get babies and metals and power-ups taking up slots.

You cant even play as Diddy Kong in Mario Kart 8 lol

seethe more nintardo

Those Nitro Kart characters look awful

>The Roster is lackluster
How the fuc- It's literally the same roster but with Nitro Kart Characters plus Bosses possibly even more.
>They took out characters for "reasons"
Who the fuck did they take out?

Penta is in the intro movie with Polar
Nina and Brio are on banners in Cortex Castle and Nitro Court, they're not stupid, they know people want them in. The director is a huge Crash autist.

Oh shit that's right, I even use Tanooki Mario on occasion, how the fuck did I forget that he was in it

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>No obj_motherfucker
>No fucking SPYRO
>that entire bottom two rows aside from Crunch
What the FUCK is this garbage

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>no Twinsanity characters

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>actually going the extra mile
The only extra characters so far are one from Wrath of Cortex, one from N. Tranced, and the cast from Nitro Kart.
They haven't even come close to "everyone ever' levels of representation.

No Spyro or Nina Cortex

Why did they have to merge the accclaimed CTR with the EA piece of shit that is NKR? I fucking hate NKR, who even played it

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Crash has some ugly characters but atleast there was some contrast with Coco, Pura and Polar. The entire new additions is a bunch of butt ugly characters no one gave a shit about.

>a small majority

Does anyone else hate this awful art style they use. I stopped playing the spyro trilogy because it looked like shovelware graphically. Plus the levels are all flat and boring as fuck. This game has that exact same look of overwhelming blandness

In comparison to Mario Kart 8 that's leaps and bounds. The only 'essential' characters missing right now are Nina, Brio, Koala Kong, Komodo Moe, and Tawna, and the former two have been alluded to already. Anything outside of that like Pasadena or Von Clutch is icing on the cake. Spyro would be a nice bonus but he's not necessary imo.

>not even Tawna made it in

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If there are Nina and Brio banners in those courses, then they're probably in. plus Spyro was in the GBA port of Nitro Kart. Which Nitro Fueled takes inspiration to. i.e Course Layout and Playable bosses. Spyro is going to be in the roster.

The fuck are you even talking about?
>EA never touched the crash series ever
>It was published under universal like the original trilogy, CTR and Bash
>It's CNK, not NKR
>CNK's problem was NOT the tracks or characters. The main problem with CNK was the physics. Combining it with CTR fixes most of the problems it had.

meant read

Where is penta

I personally don't think Spyro is 100% guaranteed at least compared to Nina or Brio levels but I think they're aware he was playable at one point.

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>no tawna
>no trophy girls

youtube.com/watch?v=WSQ-FDwmqfw
Polar scene

That can't be all of them right? Because I can't see Penta on there. DId they really shelve the guy for lee farting Alien man?

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I didn't know they were doing a crossover with the butt ugly martians.

They would be better off removing the knock-off Space Jam villains entirely.

You guys realize that's not the final roster right

Penta Penguin isn't even there

Rilla who?

remember that beenox have already basically confirmed tawna for the game

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There's a Twinsanity reference in the game, there's a picture of Coco Cortex in a stage. You might get a costume of it eventually.

Bottom two rows are nasty, the babies and koopalings of this game

It hurts, bros

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literally who is on the bottom row and where the fuck are rilla roo and koala kong

The penguin is really the only character I'd be upset about losing.

>worse than mk8
>Mk8 has babies versions of characters
>Mk8 has alt version of characters playable instead of being costumes like the shyguys or Yoshi's
>Mk8 has 2 fucking links instead of link and Zelda

Imagine being this retarded

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>2 fucking links
Seriously?

at least it's better than team sonic racing.

Original MK8 added link as DLC and MK8D added BOTW link as free DLC instead of another Zelda character,even if he's free it's stupid because they added him out of nowhere months later

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>no Penta Penguin
>no Evil Twins

GET FUCKED

That motorcycle was fun in BOTW.

BOTW Link's a skin, it's not like it took up a slot. However that makes me wish even more that the powerup characters were just skins.

>Nina and Brio are on banners in Cortex Castle and Nitro Court
Source?

Come on, none of those new character in CTRs are even liked and there isn't even variety in the newcomers. They're all just ugly goblins.

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>fobbing off autistic furries
>confirmation

E-celeb zoomer streams

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Nah, at least Crash has different fucking characters

That’s not the entire roster, Penta and a few others like Tawna, N. Brio and Nina are probably in

>tfw all the classic characters not in the original will be DLC

I was just about to write this

Epic generalization

We can presume there's 5 more characters, but we can't presume they'll be part of the base game and not seperate DLC.

Penta, Tawna, N. Brio, Nina Cortex and I guess Spyro are the most likely. Von Clutch and Pasadena Possum would also be possible, there's a few references to Tag Team Racing, including the two chicken announcers from that game appearing in the background of a stage.

How? I don't see babies and metals etc.

NO PASADENA
NO CLUTCH

will buy.

And it runs at sub 30fps unlike Mario Kart.

I will be legitimately upset if fucking Nina gets in and N. Brio, Komodo Moe, Koala Kong, and Tawna don't.

Never played it right?

Nina and Brio have equal chances right now.

Dragon Mines might not have any footage right now because Moe is now with Joe in the track's banners (wouldn't let the e-celebs play on it last week).

The cast is bad because crash's characters are shit.

And that's a good thing
Fuck with these oversexualized crap

I respectfully disagree

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I don't like you. I don't like what you stand for.

Love is sacred, even between two furry fucks.

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Suck dicks tripfaggot then mix household chemicals and breathe deep

>oversexualized
What did he mean by this?

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This, only buying when tawna is in

is that a minion?

Komodo Joe has a Fu Manchu costume

>oversexualized
go dilate

>censored
>no trophy girls
>30fps
Yikes

kill yourself trip fag

>love is sacred
That's why she cucked him for Pinstripe, right?

>and Koopalings
Why does Yea Forums shit itself into a retard rage over the Koopalings so much?

>Mostly unique characters. Only character that can be considered as a clone is Fake Crash, but it doesn't make much sense since Fake Crash is pretty much his own character with it's own purpose.
>MK has babies and LITERAL skins/powerups taking up 40% of the roster that should've been actual skins, not separate characters.
What is your fucking point? You're not making any sense.

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No longer canon, lol. Get fucked.

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Because they're just clones who have no character. It's literally the same as having countless recolours or variants of the same goomba.

Do you idiots know what a tripcode is?
That's a namefag. Get your insults sorted out, you're making yourself look just as stupid.

Why this thread is full of crying babies?
This game is already better than sonic crap racing

Shut the fuck up

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Oh really? Good, that shit was stupid.

Because they were literally only added to pad the roster because they had models ported over from NSMBU complete with the original animations on file and people hate how fucking lazy niggertendo is>

>Does anyone else hate this awful art style they use.
yes. pure cashgrabs. dumb as fuck execs and clueless normies dont even know why they loved the originals so much (the art style). oh well at least CTR will have online

>those last two rows
So did they do a contest on deviantart or something? genuine question

N.Trance (Purple egg fella) from one of the crash GBA games and Crash Nitro Kart characters. Most of them aren't that bad really. Only Zem and Zam are fucking horrendous and Geary is just boring.

>N.Trance (Purple egg fella) from one of the crash GBA games and Crash Nitro Kart characters.
That's actually cool. I played one of the GBA games but I can't remember what it was. Obviously never got far enough to see him/completely forgot about him.

I'll never understand people who are against the inclusion of characters in Kart Racers. If you don't like a character then just dont play them, where is the issue? I can only imagine the people who complain about this fall into 3 groups. Either they believe in "slots" and are buttmad that that their character didn't get in and literally can't play anyone else. Turbo autist that throw fits when they see something they don't like and developed a vendetta against fictional characters and those who play them. It's most likely just shit posters just doing what they do best.

Variety is the spice of life. Try something new and you just might like it.

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that game was fucking awful. every race could be won by fusing with an AI as the gunner and then unfusing 2 seconds before the finish line for first

you probably played crash purple or the huge adventure. he was the title villain of his game and was in the opening scene

except the part where they all have unique models and animations and completely different body types?

Nash is based.

im fine with the non naughty dog characters as long as they stay out of adventure mode. I dont want to see the soulless activision cash in characters in the nostalgia mode

Zam is fine, it's Zem that's irredeemable.

Achtkually CNK characters and N.Trance came before the activision buy out.

Both CTR (the original, can't say about the remake) and Sonic & Sega Transformed are way better games than any Mario Kart released be it only because of the tracks but I'll admit that if Nintendo manages to makes tracks as good as Big Blue or Mount Wario, I'll treat it as equal with CTR (but not Transformed, its tracks are in another league).

thats hwy i said i'd buy the game if they weren't in it.

>AI on hardest difficulty know how to USF and sometimes take speedrunner shortcuts
yes or no

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dude. we are getting cnk bosses. character that, ok, their designs are cool, but nobody really cares about them. we are getting tawna, nbrio, koala kong... and cttr characters too. like, come on

calling it now, they're going to be playable
Liz = Handling
Isabella = All-around
Megumi = Acceleration
Ami = Speed

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was there a difficulty select? its been years, maybe im just forgetting but i dont remember one

I'd be okay with that for super hard mode.

the online better be as snappy as mk8. the problem with the sonic racing games is how slow it takes to get a new match. in transformed you wait a minute in the char select. then you load for 20 seconds. then you wait for players. then you finish the race and theres a 30 second timer. then you wait for players. then it gives you exp. then it shows you the rankings. then it waits for players again. then you load back another 15 seconds. then you pick the next level, 15 seconds. repeat

its way to much downtime and its insane how they havent improved this in team sonic racing. in fact its even slower because you have to wait for the team points to be counted now, one by one.

Absolutely yes. We have the weapons necessary to slow them down.

Also hey, stronger opponents means more playtime

I think adding shitty characters lowers the over all quality of the game.
It's not a big deal, but I'd rather have quality over quantity.
and no you don't have to play as them, but you're still gonna see the cpu using those all the time.

8 has good online? is it good or is it good for nintendo standards?

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i played it on the wii u and it was a very smooth experience. by far the smoothest ive ever had on a nintendo console and it felt like it could compete with a 360 game. im just talking about the post game loading and wait time though. there is so much waiting in the sonic racing games its maddening

All those shitty Nitro Kart characters ruined my hype for this game

Yeah well I enjoy Mario Kart, Not Morton Kart.

At least here there's a pretty equal chance of random characters due to lack of indivual stats.

I wouldn’t use it myself because I haven’t been practicing in the original CTR, but it sounds like it would be a great challenge without resorting to cheating/rubberbanding

I love dingodile!

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so I think they've likely revealed the whole roster already and penta is likely cut but there's one piece of evidence that strongly implies to me that the trilogy quadrilogy characters are also in
the unrevealed tracks are coincidentally perfect fits for a reveal alongside them
>Dragon Mines - Moe
why the fuck else wouldn't they reveal this one, so weird
>Hot Air Skyway - Tawna
with the Pinstripe connection this is the only place she fits
>Mystery Cave - Koala Kong
again the only place that even remotely fits this character since his boss fight was in a similar cave
Brio I don't know, have we seen N Gin Labs?

>penta is likely cut
penta penguin literally appeared in the adventure mode intro they just revealed

Penta is in the adventure mode cutscene so he must be a racer.

TIME

FLIES

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Am I the only one who thinks the artstyle is legitimately hideous? Crash makes my eyes bleed.

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No, you aren't. The remake aesthetics are worse than the original's though.

People are going to tier who're no matter what game you play. It is inevitable and the fate of all competitive games.

i see it more likely as just a cameo
that roster pic in OP looks pretty damn complete to me and he is not in it
though if i am right about the others maybe he is in and will round out that line to 5

Looks better than he did in N. Sane so people aren't complaining as much

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Yes, you are.

They said all CTR racers are in the game and Penta is one of them.

It's not simply the design of crash but also the colorization/lighting.

idk man
maybe it's just my autism but i don't see it JUST being penta and looking fucking stupid with one character on a new row
he's either cut or there are more characters

I honestly think there's going to be two more rows. Don't forget they differentiated between Real Velo and Fake Velo and didn't mention the fake one.

Some characters are so obscure that they just feel like they were thrown in to be able to compete in an artifical roster size dick measuring contest. Stuff like 6 different mario power ups, baby versions and such, it just feels like it adds nothing to the game besides bloating things up. Which is why I like the TSR roster. Sure, it's only 15 characters, but 13 of them were playable at one point and they also had multiple appearences in mainline games. I really prefer this approach over trying to make the roster as huge as possible since it just feels more organic.

Honestly I just want the realistic fur phase to be over and we can just move on

Hopefully CTR is the last game with this style

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why on earth would they go through the trouble to use the n.sane model, add his scarf, then specifically include him in the trailer, but NOT include him as a playable racer?
also we have seen various builds of the game so far with different rosters available over time, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to think that what we've seen so far is the final roster just because right now all the pictures line up like they do

wait when did they say the game is 30 fps?

Never played any post-ND Crash
Don't like the mimes or green gremlin things
Egg is okay
Shark is cool
Gib Koala, Brio, Tawna, Nina, obj_mf and potoroo girl
Make Moe skins for Joe

PINSTRIPED dot COM

CRASH OF THE TITANS AND MIND OVER MUTANT WERE FUN GAMES

FUCK ALL OF YOUYOASUYDNACNFSDG

Is there any news on the game coming to PC later? It's still likely right?

Wow, great cast of characters that 40% relies on guest characters. Most of them are also enemies. And most of them are Koopalings.

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Bro........ You weren't supposed to point that out .........

Yet it's still gonna sell 10 million copies. Get fucked.

>most of them are also enemies
and most of CTR’s roster are bosses. the bigger problem with MK8’s roster is the babies and especially the metals and alt costumes, the latte two could easily be refitted as skins like CTR is doing

>and most of CTR's roster are bosses
?????

Crash's extended roster is very much a rogue's gallery, user. There are very few good guys in this franchise.

No cos those unintended speedrunner shortcuts should be patched out. This game will be a broken unplayable mess online if speedrunner autists are still able to just jump out of bounds and skip half a lap.

>no Rilla Roo
No buy.

New update revealed just how much soul the game had and was such an unwarranted beating on Sonic kart and Mario kart as a whole that their respective tard fanbases have been screeching about ctr since

crashmania.net/en/blog/misconceptions/

Go away Sonic autists, just accept that we're getting a great remake and your new game was mediocre compared to Transformed

What qualifies as bloat and why is it a bad thing? No matter how obscure or questionable a character choice is there are always people who will play them and enjoy the game more for it. Gameplay wise there aren't too many drastic changes between characters like, for example a fighting game. If you want to play a speed character you have choices if you want to play super light weights you have choices. I just can't see that as bloat. If you aren't required to play as the characters and all the characters functionally work then it seems harmless.

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So after this, Crash is definitely just gonna retread everything post-Naughtydog era did instead of trying to start fresh and do the series justice. Can't say I'm surprised, the signs were there.

I don't think that's entirely the case. I think this is more of a tribute to the series from Crash 1 to post-Naughty Dog. The real sign is what Vicarious Visions is going to do for the next game. Level design wise, they have a unique outlook that is challenging and not really seen much in Crash.

>It's also worth noting that Dingodile's battle takes place in the ice age, while Penta lives in the present day.

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Why was Tiny the only one to actually dressed up for the period he was in?

well what did you expect
crash Bandicoot has like 15 or so games of characters
mario has well over 200 games worth of characters
of course Crash's is gonna be objectively worse and less interesting.

Kind of agree though I do think the roster would be great if they filled in the gaps. Babylon Rogues, Cream, Espio, and Charmy being in the game is a must

>mario has well over 200 games worth of characters
Hmm... You'd think they'd have more than just shitty dupes and crossover characters then

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>zoom zoom waaa! me no like feeling good for getting characters as a reward!

Personally I think the new one does enough to set itself apart from that game despite having the same basic gameplay. It's still quite good and unique, honestly

I know that the bottom row is CNK, but what the fuck is going on on the second to last row? Is this CTTR or Twinsanity garbage?

Hello, Mariofag.

Crunch is Wrath of Cortex and the rest in the second last row are CNK bosses.

Still CNK

>a small majority
Based retard

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>makes me wish even more that the powerup characters were just skins
Havent played the game, whats a powerup character?

am I the only one who thinks that the UI, character icons and menus look extremely cheap? Someone might even say they look

S O U L E S S

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No you're not, but it's definitely an unpopular opinion

And most of these characters aren't even from an actual Crash game.

if they had more effort, MK8's roster could've been better.

Metal Mario, Tanooki Mario, etc.

Majority are from the original trilogy though.

it looks like mario kart 8
the original CNK menus also looked pretty cheap for its time

The game is on the Switch too, retard

In Mario Kart 8 they had the bright idea of having Tanooki Mario and Cat Peach as separate DLC racers, and they take up a slot each. Same with Metal Mario who was introduced in 7

CNK bosses and Velo were good designs, just utilized poorly. Based Beenox reinventing the game.

You'd think so but the Mario Kart devs are fucking idiots. They celebrate Mario's entire history ans get creative with the race tracks, but they play it way too safe with the characters.
CTR's roster was already fine. It just needed Tawna, N. Brio, and Rilla Roo.

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>Some characters are so obscure
They are all either bosses or playable characters from CTR's sequel. That's hardly obscure and makes complete sense to include them considering all the tracks from that game are also included.
The only thing that worries me at the moment are the absence of Brio, Kong etc, considering they are OG characters and should really have priority over CNK characters.

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It never was.

pretty much this
the mario kart devs are pretty incompetent with character choices, so much so they have a history of forgetting to add characters like birdo, diddy, and even waluigi once

>Birdo and Diddy haven't been playable since Wii
FUCK

Cool roster

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>>Literally has almost all the Crash Cast
No N.Brio, no Tawna, no Obj_motherfucker, no Penta

I don't want shitty characters from the post trilogy games, I want all the characters I like from the trilogy games. N.Brio and Tawna in particular are the ones I think deserves to be in the most, the game would definitely not hurt to have the main girl from the first fame

I don't understand why they don't do a roster like this or straight up go the smash bros way. they're already half way there.

No Tawna
No buy

you missed a spot

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I'd much rather be playing as Baby Luigi than any of these literally whos

>Metal Mario and Metal Peach
>5 baby characters
>Koopalings
No, this is in no way worse than MK8's shit roster, and there's more characters to be announced, so shut the fuck up.

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They aren't going to waste time making 3D models for characters who don't already have a mainline incarnation, so that rules out the RPG/Wario casts (completely ignoring the fact that SMRPG is co-owned by Square).

Cappy and Pauline are a given for MK9.

No idea why E. Gadd hasn't shown up yet, though.

Koopalings are cool. They've always been cool. All unique sizes, weights, and personalities. Then look up and we got
>Baby Mario
>Baby Luigi
>Baby Peach
>Baby Daisy
>Baby Rosalina
>Baby Bowser
That's six goddamn babies.
And then the fucking reskins.
>Metal Mario
>Pink Gold Peach
>Tanoomi Mario
>Cat Peach
Why? What's next for Mario Kart? Baby Wario, Baby Waluigi, Baby Toad, Baby Yoshi, Cape Mario, and Boomerang Peach? This is getting retarded.
What's worse is they had the audacity to add guest characters like two generic squidlings, Link, two generic Animal Crossing avatars (???) and the living menu waifubait dog. But still no Diddy Kong, Birdo, E. Gadd, or Captain Syrup.

Nitro Kart characters ruined this game for me
Not gonna buy

I can't believe how fucking close we are to release and they still haven't fixed the downhill speed increase.

That was incredibly important in the original game because it showed new players that they had ways to move faster in a straight line. I actually learned froggying before powersliding because of it.

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at least with baby wario it wouldn't be as insulting since it's an already established character

>They aren't going to waste time making 3D models for characters who don't already have a mainline incarnation
They really should, it's always very cool to see neglected old characters be revived in new games.

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homo

Same honestly. I would like new characters, like Brio or Tawna for example, but adding shit like Crunch and Nina is just unpalatable and insulting.

The rest of the ND cast are a must. Can't believe they would go through the effort of modelling new stuff and not reuse what they already have for four characters.

>your tall busty gf will never pick you up after you rescue her from a mad scientist
why even live

Koopa, Dry Bones, Shy Guy and MAYBE Lakitu should stay. Being enemies shouldn’t disqualify them from being unique and fun characters to play as. I also like Dry Bowser, but honestly he should just be a skin

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ELEMENTAL MASKS?

WHY AREN'T THEY PLAYABLE CHARACTERS (EITHER INDIVIDUALLY OR 4 OF THEM AS A SINGLE RACER)

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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This roster is a fucking mess. I love the idea of having more actual characters rather than enemies, but holy shit this is a cluttered mish mashed mess of spin offs

>This is worse than Mario Kart 8's roster.
Should we tell him?

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Because you identify with weak cowards and tiny penis. You can't handle a chad roster such as that.

Lady Bow will be in LM3

Koopalings are the only good new thing about the roster. Everything else is a veteran or a clone of another character.

>spin off characters in a spin off
wow wow wow wow

It's really not organized very well. But the selection is pretty good. A little something from everything.

>All popular characters except Zavok (if that's even his name)
whats the problem

Not saying they’re bad, but they shouldn’t take up the majority of the fucking roster

It has the Mansion version of King Boo and the rock king from Super Mario Land so you can suck it.

What's wrong with celebrating a franchise's entire history in a spin off title?

>cool roster
>still keeps Smash characters
>removes fucking Lakitu, Shy Guy and Koopa

Yep.
Just gonna wait for Tag Team Racing instead.

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>Shadow
>Eggman
>Metal Sonic

That's all you need, bro. Don't tell me you are a Creamfag.

I agree with you there actually. I hate how King Boo is literal hatboo. Just bring his orignal LM1 design back and make him green tinted, red eyed, blue tongued and ruby crowned

I'm glad a lot of the characters in the game ate ones I like but
>No Cream means many TSR threads have asshurt fans of hers that post pics of her and shit on the game for excluding her
>Vector isn't with Espio and Charmy
>No Babylon Rogues when they're an established team that fits the character type system the game has
Also the amount. But personally I feel like that's compensated for, as each character is unique since they all have a ton of unlockable car parts you can mix and match

People who care this much about the roster in mascot racers, especially MK where everyone plays near-identically, mystify me.

Does the Crash franchise even have enough characters you give a shit about to make up a decent roster?

>"All the popular characters are in!!!"
>No Cream
>No Espio
>No Charmy
>No Babylon Rogues
>No crazy choices like Fang or Sonic R characters
>No Sega guests like Nights in Sonic Riders
Ok

*are ones I like

>no trophy girls
this shouldn't disappoint me as much as it does

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and you can't even pay to unlock them the horror!

Well there are a handful of characters from the original ND era people desperately want still.

I said that they picked popular characters, not that they picked all of the popular characters you fucking retard.

Yes. Tawna is the main girl of the first game, seen in every single bonus level and the main objective of the story not to mention right now the game only has one single girl in the roster. N. Brio is a notable boss in the first game and one of the main faces of the second game. Obj_motherfucker (the scientist guys) are basically the main enemies in the game, they're what shyguys are to Yoshi, what Kremlings are to DK.

You can literally preorder a special edition that unlocks some of them from the start desu

>smash rosterfags ruining the crash threads
This is pathetic.

Cream is cute.

>they added literal who clown characters not a single person wanted instead of N.Brio, Tawna, Koala Kong etc.
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>smash bros was only mentioned twice and it was in relation to mario kart

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28 are from mainline Mario
8 are from Paper Mario
5 are from M/W Land
5 are from Donkey Kong Country
4 are from Super Mario RPG
3 are from Mario & Luigi RPG
2 are from Luigi's Mansion
2 are from Mario Kart
1 is from Mario & Wario
1 is from WarioWare
1 is from Mario Tennis

So that's 28 mainline vs 32 "spinoff" but among those "spinoff" characters are Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Wario, Waluigi, Toadette, Princess Daisy, Birdo, and King Boo. All Mario Kart veterans.

I want Fang.

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Can't wait for some retarded premium cart hidden behind a paywall.
where muh N.Gin bros at?

>haha jokes on you guy I like it when content is removed

I wanted Nash.

>party game based on an established series
>the obvious draw is the series itself such as characters and settings
>WTF WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT CHARACTERS IN THIS CHARACTER-FOCUSED GAME WHERE THE MOST HEAVILY MARKETED ASPECT ARE THE CHARACTERS
Just go make a Need for Speed thread.

>>no trophy girls
I'm ready to cancel my preorder. Please someone prove this user wrong, tell me there are trophy girls.

Transformed is the best kart racing game ever, I´d even say it´s the best racing game I´ve ever played other than F-Zer X and GX. Mario Kart was great in the game cube and wii. 8 is just bad. The basic mechanics work but the itens punish you for playing well and being in the lead only turns you into a target and everyone else will have tons of red and blue shells. It´s just not fun

Trophy Girls are not giving the items on the podium so far, that's all we've seen.

>racing game
>no Jet
RIDERS WAS GOOD DAMNIT

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I don't understand why Brio was neglected in CTR and Bash. I mean he's on the evil team in Bash when he fucking helped Crash in the second game.

>small majority

>OH NO MORE CHARACTERS THAT I DON'T LIKE AND I DON'T HAVE TO USE

Diddy Kong Racing is still better but Transformed is third-best after that and CTR.

>no Espio
>no charmy
>no Tikal
>no chais
>no forces oc
>no infinite
>no classic characters
>no sticks
>no boom knuckles
>no other zeti but zavok
>no banjo kazooie
These are just a handfull of crazy fun characters TSR could throw into there game but we get the bare minimum because sega cooperate is clueless on how to generate hype with sonic and think it will fly off the shelves with the fucking bare minimum standard effort.
You know for as much as it sucks too see the trophy girls gone at least CTR has a massive returning cast full of niche fan favorites, my little list may not be full of the absolute best characters and neither is CTR is at least going wild with obscure characters, skins, animations, decals, all of which is free. TSR is such a dussapointing game im comparison too CTRNF

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So you can disable them from the game entirely? Because if I don't have to see them in races or online then I won't care. If I can't then they're still tainting the game with their presence.

So you're mentally ill, got it.

Nobody cares about you.

>Speed
>Acceleration
>Turn
That's the only criteria they have? Boring. I thought they would spice things up a little bit.

Speed
Accel
Turn
Balanced

Actually you can swich story mode too classic style and it will play exactly like the original without the nitro kart content and still without the trophy girls

>YOU MUST TOLERATE THINGS YOU DON'T ENJOY IN YOUR CHARACTER-BASED REMAKE GAME THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR REEEE

Bowser Jr. Is rad go fuck yourself

I know faggot that's why I'm here.

Just wait until they start adding shit like Von Clutch.

If you like to roleplay as babies and are a creepy gaywad, sure.

>YES YES OH GOD YES I DID IT I CONTRIBUTED NOTHING TOO THE CONVERSATION ONCE AGAIN ON A BOARD ABOUT FUCKING MANCHILD HOBBIES YES

You don't need to own this game

Yeah.

have sex. please have sex and come back when you're less of a complete and utter fucking moron

Im holding out that we will get tawna and her skins are the trophy girls, if beenox can do this all is forgiven I just want my BAND E COOT WOMEN

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BILF

Hypocrit that you are, yet you post on Yea Forums, wow what an incel, haha am I doing it right? Did I say the funny words

They are constantly getting asked about Tawna I'd be surprised if they didn't at least add her.

Based

All the scilence either means
A: tawna is a secret playable character and shes being hidden as a huge surprise
B: potential DLC
C: they are staying silent about it as too not cause twitter blowout and then once the games out issue some shit dog ass coperate response about "inclusivness in gaming"

>Dispite removing women from the game

Hopefully A but very likely B.

> Caring about the roster in a fucking Kart racer
You're worse than Smashfags

>caring about the characters in a game centered around an ip's characters and settings
wow who would've guessed

You sound like the characters are functions guy

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It's not final, it's missing Penta and Fake Velo.

You sound like you're trying to be a robot. If only functions mattered we would just need bare minimum plogons and colors to get the gameplay across. We're not robots though.

>CTR
>Roster
I wouldn't care if I was playing a placeholder cube if they get the gameplay right.

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You already have all the important characters, we don't need shit like Koala Kong, Tawna or Rilla Roo, characters who haven't been in original game for 2 decades now.

Only N.Brio makes sense to be mad over, rest of them can fuck off.

this desu

Yes let's add random mutants from Crash of the Titans instead because it's more recent.

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friendly fire, retard

You're gonna burn alright.

so shitty OC donut stela characters from the games that destroyed the series is better then? Fuck off

We at least need Tawna, Coco is the only goddamn girl on the roster right now. And don't you fucking dare suggest that abomination Nina

gameplay > bloated roster

>implying the first DLC character wont be Nathan Drake

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The thing is nsane triology happend, these characters who havnt been "in a game for 2 decades now" have just been reintroduced too a new and old audiance as well as completley updating and tweeking tawnas character so your point is invalid and you just sound like a big stupid baby especailly if you still sperg about n brio but scoff at other ckassic characters

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But Twinsanity! It could have been good!

Tawna must be one of the easiest furry characters to draw.
>draw a woman
>paint her orange
>little black dot where her nose would be
>triangles for years

Dont even need to know any sort of animal anatomy whatsoever

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Twinsanity was the exact point when I knew Crash wasn't gonna be alright. And now that the series has a fresh start I think they're gonna waste it and go exactly the same direction Twinsanity did.

I dont see it simply because hes owned by sony, could be an exclusive if anything.
As much as I dislike the uncharted games it be great too see nate in a go kart looking confused as hell with a bunch of cartoony ass animals, freaks, and monsters

The CNK characters at least have distinct personalites and were playable in their debut, meaning that more were exposed and attracted to them, the other 3 has shit for personality, Tawna is your typical damsel-in-distress bimbo, Kong is big stong guy and Rilla Roo is monkey.

Talk shit all you want, but the CNK characters gave a more memorable appearance compared to those D-tier shitters. There is a reason they weren't used after the PS1 games.

Would get that day one

Rilla Roo is a Kangarape.

Exacly why so many people like her, she doesnt look like furry shit, shes in this socially acceptable middle ground.
See if I tell people I thpught tawna was atractive it be alot less raised eyebrows if it were instead someone like Krystal of princess Sally

Same.

where is fucking Tawna????

Someone gets it. VV tried their best at giving those CNK bosses at least somewhat unique characterization, compared to some of the NST bosses which literally do nothing other than pose (Kong, Moe).

I want this cuter crash back

Which is why far more people have been screaming about wanting the ND characters.

Your pointing out that these "d-list" characters arnt worthy enough to be playable because they fall into stereotypes when literally 80% of the rest of the cast us this
>tiny is a big dumb
>n gin is a igor knock off
>ripper roo is insane
>like every character from nitro fueled is either typical naughty goblins or monsters
There is nothing wrong with this and there is nothing wrong with wanting more of the cast especially in a kart racer where players just want to play as there favorite little retard

Don't worry, you will for Twinsanity Reloaded and then the series will collapse and die again.

this

>Yet it's still gonna sell 10 million copies.
It won't

>>n gin is a igor knock off
Maybe in VV's shitty take on him but that's not what he used to be.

>no tawna
>no nbrio
>no obj_motherfucker
>no penta
>no trophy girls
>no nina
>not even a spyro
this may be a worse roster than even TSR honestly

the reason they weren't used after the original games is because the new developers couldn't write decent characters worth shit.

The real controversy is Tawna will be dropped from the game unless you reply to this post

Indeed in that survey a while back the highest any Nitro Kart character was ranked was Velo who came 12th. Behind every ND character and even RIlla Roo.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE BEENOX

Now that you mention it, I think they added Polar and Pura in the first place just to avoid only having like 2 aku aku characters lol

The fact the CNK's characters took priority over the ones missing from the original game really disappoints me

Lies. But just in case.

You wouldn't dare

Looks like they managed to keep the acceleration feeling from the original instead of the slow boring gameplay of the ps2 game.

Opinion of people that didn't play CNK doesn't matter.

>muh ND
>I never gave a shit about this series since the 90s, and now I'm back and I DEMAND they cater to MY tastes only!!!!

No, thats what he used to be up until the crash of the titans reboot that gave characters alot of pointless depth, I guess if anything he had some decent funny lines in CTTR. Again, there is nothing wrong with n gin falling into a stereotype its all just to serve as dressing for the game as a whole, these arnt robust philisophical characters, just a bunch of goofy fun critters and man with a big N on his forehead.

I would boycott that shit so hard.

>all those weird aliens and monsters on the bottom two rows
What happened to the series being about weird, expressive Loony Tunes styled Australian/Tasmanian animal experiments and mad scientists? Rilla Roo is a complete joke of a character but I'd gladly take him over the Skylanders-esque gremlins and goblins on the bottom row.

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He'd have Donut Drake as a skin

> Ripper Roo
Literally went from insane to Doctor who went through therapy and college in the next game. He even gets turned back into his former self when he starts putting TNT, implying that he still hasn't forgotten the previous him despite being having a sucessful career.

I'm sorry more people care about the original characters than they do Krunk.

NOOOOO

They took donut drake out because landwhales cry on social media about it.

How is Nash not an animal experiment, he looks like he'd fit right in.

Crash Nitro Kart's plot was "After his loss, Oxide pointed a space alien overlord to Earth where he abducts Crash/Cortex teams and forces them to race or he'll blow up the planet". So everything is aliens.

Fucking newfags I swear

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Because ND wanted to jump the shark with CTR so no one would ask them to make more Crash while they were working on new series. Ironically, CNK was the one that jumped the shark.

In the Naughty Dog games he was a brilliant engineer with confidence and self-esteem issues. He didn't even talk anything like Igor.

who cares they got rid of her big boobies anyway

I'm suprised they just straight up removed the trophy girls instead of doing the same thing to them but I suppose the concept in itself is considered "problematic" these days
with the sausage fest of a roster I'm sure people would complain about literal actual "trophy girls"

>Nitro Kart garbage over the ones missing from the ND trilogy
It doesn't bother me that much, but christ, why did they do this?

you fucking monster

Your nostalgia isn't the only nostalgia.

Because they are bosses that will appear in the main game, you fucking retard.

>whole thread falls for bait
Penta is literally in the fucking adventure mode trailer. They already told us that every character from CTR is playable and they haven't shown us Penta as a playable character at all yet. This is not the final roster.

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wow this is embarassing for you

The franchise doesn't need ND bootlickers.

> Wanting to stop making a highly sucessful series
Why are Naugty Dog so retareded? First Crash, then Jak & Daxter, and now Uncharted

Hire more people if you need help for fucks sake, don't abandon good IP's like that.

You make a good point there, still I believe these characters all still fill a sterotypical role because how they are being procived in this kart racer.
>One person wants to play as the big tough dudes
>Another wants to play as the cool robots
>the title character
>girl crash
>the cute animals
>etc
So that being said, I think there is alot of value in even characters like tawna or rilla roo or nina

>4 variations of a model at the end not being in bothers you this much

That's fucking stupid. The idea of throwing in aliens was supposed to kill the series because of how terribly it fits. And now they keep throwing in more aliens from shitty games nobody likes? Do they want to kill the series again?
I have a feeling that this stuff is made by the developers of all those failed Crash games. They remake the good ones people like just to try and recreate their own garbage afterward, because THIS TIME people will see how good they are right?

Let’s not kid ourselves, it’s still furry shit. This just sounds like denial.

Does it need post ND apologists? You're just the same with your nostalgia bent only you're younger.

if thats penta then he looks fucking awful lol

>muh ND!!!! wahhh wahhhh
They forfeited Crash a long time ago, in order to make games about teenage dykes kissing each other and Tomb Raider rip offs.

Because at that point they didn’t own Crash, didn’t want to sign a multi-game contract for Crash, and wanted to make new stuff. Remember, ND was less than two dozen people when CTR was being made.

That's penta because he's wearing a scarf.

kinda unrelated but theres some new pop song that i keep hearing that sounds just like crash bandicoot music

So Crash will die again.

They weren't even playable in the original Nitro Kart.

Why do zoomers think quantity over quality? Even if this game had a million characters you would still be bitching about something. No one cares about literally who gimmicks as long as the OG characters are there.

Victor and Moritz will be playable piggybacking off the original concept for Polar and Pura sharing a vehicle. Screen cap this post. I work for Beenox.

How retarded was Naughty Dog even thinking goofy space aliens didn't fit in their goofy cartoon animals goofy mad scientists goofy time travel goofy adventures.

poor fucker looks like he's spent the time between games doing meth

It wasn't? Series outsider here. Why is it repeated so much? Which game implied it?

Which was honestly my biggest problem with the game, a bunch of fun bosses you couldn't use, especially the king cunt.

I'm enjoying Crash since the very first game, and sticked with it after ND abandoned it. Who the fuck are even you? A faggot that moved on to next shiny thing and now you're back and you think you're entitled to a say on how the franchise should be handled. Fuck off, nigger.

They were in the GBA version

Nice broken English. Guess people that live in third-world shitholes enjoy third-rate games.

>add BOTW Link skin and his bike
>no Biker Wario skin and Wario Bike

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*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
Hhe-hhe-hee-huh-hhe-huh-hhe-huh!

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>the Norms trigger normies

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I think he says probably like 4 sentences total throught all the games naughty dog made. Maybe the instruction manual fleshes some characters out but those are alot like how they present these characters in coperate meetings with publishers, its just to give you a written idea of the character, the player ussualy makes assumptions of these characters through there design and gameplay, simple characters with alot of depth in there designs but little too nothing in terms of there narrative and backround

Hey lads is using this guy against the Oxide ghosts cheating? I've beaten some without him but he just makes it so much easier

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Just the one didn't turn out to be so bad since there's little to focus on it until the very end. It was just a weird one-off villain. Now that it's a sizable chunk of the cast, it's nauseating.

Not an excuse, HAL Labotary had shit for employees and yet, they still made Kirby games and made the first two Smash games in about a year time.

What are the others? Dont rmemeber them
After oxyde i mean
I recognize the big crash, fake crash and thsts it
Oh and the time dude, n trope i think?

We moved on when the games stopped being good, sorry that you have such low standards you literal shit eater.

>projection
Absolutely Seething. Touched a nerve, son?

You're awfully mad because most people prefer the original cast.

Currently playing Team sonic racing and I love it. Would love to check out CTR. Do you think a PC release is possible?

Surely, wait a couple of months and it's free money, just like with the remake.

No one invited you back, absolutely no one. Go back to your Sonic or Mario or horsefucking, or whatever.

I'm fine with that. I like playing as Wario on the Flame Rider and I like his classic look the best. Suits him way better.

>most people
A dozen seething autists is far from "most people". You're the one mad that they aren't catering to your retarded demands. They owe you nothing, kid.

Don't forget based penguin Penta

> Wantng WarioWare shit in Mario games
Fuck off Ashleyfag

his stats aren't better, no advantage other than better visibility

Alright. Enjoy the death of Crash, again.

I just wish the art style and UI looked cleaner instead of being typical 'le wacky cartoon' design.

It's a Crash roster, of course it's worse.

Funny thing is I haven't demanded anything and also enjoyed Nitro Kart, you're the one who flipped the fuck out that more people wanted RIIlla Roo of all whos rather than Velo.

Mona would be cool though. She's got a pizza delivery moped and she's an OG.

>I think he says probably like 4 sentences total throught all the games naughty dog made.
That's wrong though. He talks in the intro of Crash 2, he talks during his boss battle in Crash 2, he talks in Crash 3 during the level cutscenes, he talks in Crash 3 during his boss battle, and he talks in CTR.

His design and relation to N.Cortex is obviously Igor inspired, but he's portrayed as a brilliant scientist with an extreme knack for building robots and mechs (hence his name N.Gin), and his personality is shown to be prideful in his work and vengeful

youtube.com/watch?v=P37y3CogpJE

>CNK was the one that jumped the shark

Don't be hating on Nash

I'm playing the PAL version. God mode Penta

Only for bandwagoners, that shouldn't be here in the first place.

what does the N stand for?

IM SCARED

Don't @ me with your meme polls. They mean absolutely nothing.

N. Competent

The only things missing here are Tawna and N Brio.

I honestly don't mind Nina. Yes she's from an era that's despised on the hardcore Crash fans, but it did give another female character to the series (and an evil one to rival Coco as Crash is to Cortex.)

Just bring her and Brio in and I won't give a fuck who else they add, even though I'm a Dingodilefag anyway.

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And Rilla Roo.

>hardcore Crash fans
More like bandwagoners and ND bootlickers.

That is a really bad character design though.

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These two would make me completely satisfied, add obj motherfucker to the mix as the series koopa troopas and I'd be fucking ecstatic.

It didn't get any better when they changed it.

Tawna is the better option for more female representation, I'd much rather have another wacky animal rather than a family adams reject

> It's bad because it's female!
Fuck off incel

Why did CTR shitposting ramp up again? I must have missed a thread or two where something happened.

>those last two rows
Who the fuck thought that including a bunch of Vicarious Visions minor characters was a good idea?

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By that logic though nobody would want to play CTR at all.

>Hurr why would I want to be a dumb Taz knock off?
>WHyy would I wnat to be girl Taz?
>Why would I wnat to be Woody Woodpecker as a kangaroo?
>Why would I wnat to be some fat triabl steroeotype?
>Why would I want to be a middle aged scientist with a N on his forehead?

Crash is filled with zany characters. I find it hard to believe the series is still riding off the novelty of it's ploy count form the PS1 days several gens alter. It must have something.

Because you play against them in the first place, which makes for blatant shoe-ins.

They started putting in stuff from the games people don't like.

girls are good, but that design is fucking hot garbage and belongs in the trash, so please follow your own example and have sex

Well, I swear after a while people got over that and the threads went back to normal but so far most of this thread has just been constantly going in circles.

>Why did CTR shitposting ramp up again?
Things come and go.

they revealed a large part of the roster, and the majority of it are from games people didn't like rather than the original trilogy

>They started putting in stuff from the games people don't like.
*from the games ND fanboys don't like
ftfy

>no Tawna

too probleamtic

Spyro is valid, Nina wasn’t in CTR or CNK, and Penta was in the intro movie.

we're the OG fans of the series, only unfortunate zoomers who got the new crash games as a present from their grandmas who asked the gamestop employee "what all the kids like these days" enjoy the post ND games

The dream can't die like this. They've nailed everything until now.

We're getting a final reveal at E3 right? with trophy girls, brio, tawna, obj_motherfucker and Spyro right?

Many, many more people like the original games than the ones that came after. That's why the remakes are so popular. If you actually like garbage like Wrath of Cortex, Twinsanity, and Crash of the Titans then you are in a tiny, tiny minority that cannot support the Crash series.

I sort of hope Vicarious visions try recreating any of the games post the original trilogy and history just repeats itself with the games flopping terribly. They don't seem to be learning well enough from past mistakes

See and Shitty characters like those doesn't deserve a spot

>No N. Brio
>No Obj
>No Tawna
>No Nina

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I love Dry Bowser and Cat Peach, but I don’t know why Kart won’t just give us costumes so we can have more customization options. They could free up half the slots and add more non-Mario Nintendo characters to give it variety like Smash, but in a game I actually play. Honestly it could relaunch/reboot as a new series that way since it’s getting deep into rehash territory at this point.

No, I say it's fine. It's actually easier to beat Oxide with a speed character on a few tracks such as Crash Cove or Tiger Temple.

No, you're a bandwagoner piece of shit that should have never come back here.

>three Crashes

The only "tiny minority" here are the ND bootlickers.

the characters you like are shitty and don't deserve a spot

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The people on the crash racing reddit trying to underplay the removal of the trophy girls as nitpicking or just playing the "hurr incel gamers just want boobies" card piss me off

yeah we get its not the most important thing ever but its still a disappointment to completely remove them
there was a compromise of maybe toning them down like they did Tawna but they're just straight up gone

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I thought you guys only really cared about physics and reserves autism

>add more non-Mario Nintendo characters to give it variety like Smash
Smash already does the whole crossover thing. When Mario Kart tries it it's basic and boring. Just add more Mario characters that we haven't seen in a while.

you're a zoomer piece of shit that should go back to playing fortnite

Good, we don't need more furfags

Furry girls are disgusting, what's the appeal?

Twinsanity was a top tier game. Anyone who says otherwise is a shitter that couldn’t get past the first level.

they added character to the game
early crash had a slightly adult twinge to it but I suppose that's why they're gone now
They were fun and added a bit of world detail, stopped the games being utterly devoid of people beyond JUST the racers made it feel like a televised event the way they bounced and waved at the camera
it sets tone and atmosphere

Yeah it's dumb.

>Twinsanity was a top tier game.
Humor aside it really wasn't. It could have been with more time.

I got through half of it and lost interest. It's just a disgusting mess of a game, from conception to execution.

>unironically caring about "roster" in a kart racing game where there is little difference between the characters

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>4 Goblino's

>No trophy girls

TICK TOCK PLUMBER BOY

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Autism is a hell of a drug, user.

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No Crash's classic setting is bad we need more ugly green Skylander monsters instead.

The roster is actually good so far, coming from a major crashfag. It's just missing the ND characters (Tawna, Brio, Kong, Moe) and Nina imo.

Obviously Penta isn't in that pic but "all CTR characters" are confirmed so Penta is guaranteed in the game - and Emperor Velo is probs in considering that they called his true form "Real Velo" instead of just "Velo".

They're also holding back Dragon Mines and Hot Air Skyway, and they included references to Brio and Nina in Cortex Castle, so take from that what you will.

It would be disappointing if this was the final final roster, but it's still pretty good. Comparing it to MK8 is a stretch - this game puts reskins in a separate category instead of giving them a character slot.

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>Twinsanity was a top tier game
It would've been if it was actually finished. Only the non-taped-together parts were top tier.

Why didn't they add the bitch from 1?
I know they said "it was different time!!" or some shit like that, but I'm surprised they didn't reintroduced her.

It's not removing them, it's the idea behind removing them

kinda like how nuPPG removed Ms. Bellum, pretty much claiming that having her there was sexist.....even though she was like the smartest and most rational character in the entire cast, often acting as the voice of reason for other characters. But NOPE, she's slim and "sexy", therefor we have to remove her because women are not allowed to be attractive in childrens' media

If she didn't cuck him, where the hell is she in the other games?

I only recognize 6 characters. Every Crash character after the first game was so lame and forgettable.

Lol

>not caring about the roster in a kart game
then just go play fucking forza or gran turismo if the cartoony aspect of a cartoony game don't appeal to you and absolutely the only thing you care about is the vehicles performance

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What game do you like user?
Pick your favourite side character from it.
Now imagine they're not in some spin off game that's made where the roaster is a selling point and all kinds of faves and classics are being included.

Yeah I don't get it either.

>anything worse than babies outside mario and luigi, 3 marios, and 3 peaches
This roster is fine right now, but it is missing characters like Tawna, N. Brio, Nina, Koala Kong, and Komodo Moe. We still have a little less than a month until launch and they teased yesterday that there's new rewards for beating the Gem Cups, so it's possible there's still a handful left.
Don't fucking (You) me with Rilla Roo or obj_motherfucker. They are literally meme picks.

fake crash needs this skin

>nuPPG
Goddammit why did you have to remind me that that existed.
The original was fantastic, and the reboot just absolutely buttfucked it, even trying to pass itself off as canon which is more insulting.

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Removed because of corporate meddling. The cuck thing was from a non canon manga, never in the games where she just disappeared without mention.

Treinta cuadros por segundo.

>Fake Crash in a crash suit
I can't handle Crashception

Fuck you dude they are not memes. They are highly requested popular characters.

I am ashamed to admit I recognize almost all of them

Rilla roo is legit shit but obj.motherfucker isn't a meme pick.
Here is your fucking (you)

>Look mom, I'm trying to fit in! Even though I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about!

No Rilla Roo, no buy.

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>Tawna was only in the first game and a shitty Mario Party tipoff

Shes cute and all, but anyone who thinks she deserves a top spot is strictly a ND Crashfag

Or someone who wants another girl that isn't Coco. Or a furry.

People only want the lab assistants because le screamy youtube boy made a meme out of it (you can tell because they call them obj_motherfucker)

why the fuck would you be anything BUT an ND crashfag? All the games post the original trilogy and CTR were hot fucking garbage and could frequently be found in the discount bin because fucking no one with any sort of taste or decency wanted them to exist

TICK TOCK BANJOKES

No man Crash peaked with Radical.

Baby Mario and Luigi are shit too, stop giving them passes just because they are in older

Fucking retard

Now hold on a second there

Sony doesnt have memorable franchises. They tried their best.

the fuck does this have to do with Banjo?

yes, if it's not a big majority (49% for example), it's a small majority
based retards

ND made Crash, all the good games in the series, and all the good characters in the series. What else would you be?

He's gonna be in Crash Team Racing along with everyone else from Diddy Kong Racing.

I do not mind CNK characters in the game because I actually think characters like Krunk, Nash, Geary or Velo do fit with the series style of characters, I like Krunk design more than Papu Papu even, and while I dislike the rest of CNK characters I can see why people would want them.

I still think N. Brio, Tawna, Koala Kong, etc. will be in the game mostly because they have been requested since Day 1, Beenox knows people wants them and actually some characters like N. Brio or Komodo Moe were meant to appear in CTR but due to technical issues they were removed so if anything is doing them justice.

You're ashamed to admit you played cnk? Why?

>t.seethingtranny

>still no PC release

sóysh

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It's multiplatform retard

Imagine being this dumb.

FUCK Zem

I don't know why they bothered adding characters from those dogshit PS2 games.

Those characters portraits are horrible.

Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

crash baseddicoot

What's the status of CNK content in the story mode? Are we getting an entire second map, or are the tracks being scattered around the CTR map?

Or are they only in versus mode?

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>almost a year after, 8gag newfaggots keep getting owned by the wordfilter
Hilarious.

Looks like you hit the nail on the head

Unknown, it seems adventure mode will just be CTR.

Tiny was committed to his bit.

Artist?

Yeah, I hate it too, the Skylanders Crash they made before the remake was ten times better

It's right there in the corner user.

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>they changed oxide's threat from making people into his slaves to making them into his minions

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Might offend somebody somewhere.

crash bandisoy

Why are people assuming this is the final cast? 1. We don't know what build this is. If it's not final then there could be more as this would be a preview build. 2. There might be characters hidden. Remember when that was a thing? Remember when you didn't get the whole game spoiled by trailers and press releases?

>But it says ALL characters
That means nothing, though. If the characters are hidden then why would they be shown on that screen? Futher more, it could mean all characters in that particular build. This is just a knee jerk thread. If you actually think about things logically, why would they announce all characters ahead of E3 when E3 would be the perfect time to show the final roster before release? AT LEAST wait till E3 is over before complaining about roster.

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What? His plan was just genocide, making the whole planet into a parking lot.

So there are 5 more slots and we already have Penta and Emperor Velo soft confirmed. How are the last 3 characters?
I could see it either being classic ND characters
>Tawna
>Brio
>Komodo Moe
Or the CTTR folk
>Nina
>Passadena
>Von Clutch

Tho im sure that if one group gets in the other will be DLC

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>Why are people assuming this is the final cast?
No idea since it clearly isn't.

Put kong and obj.motherfucker in there too and we're golden

If they did that Tawna and company would be the DLC no doubt.

>retards think this is the final roster
If not seeing penta penguin didn't clue you in on this then maybe you're too retarded to be reasoned with.

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