If someone offered you a job for 100k year salary in any position in the video game industry what would you choose?

Continue doing what I'm doing right now, illustration and concept art, but for 100k instead of 48k.

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best itt

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Twitter meme guy

Staff short order chef.

Valve playtester.

get on twitch and show off that boipucci

Yea Forums testposter

Playing World of Warcraft Classic.

I would say no.

I would be the guy that passes and rejects cover art. No more would the West get shitty cover art. NO MORE YOU HEAR ME.

I already make more than a 100k as an animator in the games industry, so i'd tell you to fuck off.

Professional studio whore. Just pass me from studio to studio to serve as a fucktoy for the overworked devs. They need it

Professional shitposter

Post your tiny feminine benis

Why would I take a pay cut to work in a shitty industry?

>pro rata

Sorry, user.

Game dev, so long as it's not one of those 70 hr/week meme positions.

I wish it was small :

story writer

Box Artist.

post it

Why would I take that job? It's a paycut.

social media manager. I did it for no pay raise but the threat of being fired for not taking it on in addition to other duties when I worked at EA doing network engineering. I handled 8 different games' twitters. It's the easiest job ever. Answer one twitter question an hour, make sure to post patch notes and shit. That's it. Maybe 3 minutes of work every hour and nothing the rest. Except I had an ACTUAL job to do so it was just more pointless bullshit piled on top.

Yeah post it slut, I'll be the judge of that

The guy that shitposts all day, with occasional breaks to smoke weed and jerk off in the bathroom

Janny

Ideas guy
holy fuck I have so many good ideas but I dont want to go into coding or game making, send help

Idea guy
Playtester
Twitter mod

Cafeteria expiration checker

Spoilers: you actually don't

Same here, if I ever had the money would probably make like some good mobile game since they tend to be way cheaper to produce

Whoever decides the balance for TW:WH2, time to piss off some mplets.

They're not cheaper to produce. Who told you that shit? You have to spend even more on marketing to make them get seen at all, then you have to pray people stay on the game. Mobile games are an enormous money sink without an existing brand to keep people attached to. It's not a coincidence the top performing titles on mobile are all enormous IPs.

Same. Brainstorm concept artists

Art director

No need to do shit. I just tell people if their work is good enough or not.

Idea guy.

>all these "ideas guys"
Your ideas are not only bad but entirely worthless. None of you have created anything in your lives and have no appreciation for the difficulty of the process. Fucking neck yourselves.

Front desk reception

I work at Naughty Dog, but it's extremely hard work.
I'm wishing everyone here the best though.

Videogame journalist
Playing vidya and posting half baked opinions about shit I barely played? I already do that for free. For six figures, I'll shitpost real good.

Now I'm interested.

I wanna get paid to change the batteries in various objects. Wireless mouses, smoke alarms, remote controls, etc.

I guess I could make coffees and empty waste paper bins too.

What kind of portfolio did you have to get your foot in the door?

>make decent money
>taxes always fucks you over
losing 3-4k in taxes each paycheck is fucking annoying to be honest

>4K in taxes a paycheck
>24 paychecks a year
>Pay 96K in taxes on 100K.

Community manager.
All I have to do is tell people to go fuck themselves on all social media platforms

the ideas guy

ideas guy

Stop being such a tease.

the position that requires the least amount of effort since everyone would get laid off after the game releases anyway.

3D Modeller

Producer, so that I can guarantee nobody does any "executive meddling."

Fuck why wasn't I born in burgerland? That's 70k AUD which is bretty good money. How many years have you been doing that?

EA Games community manager. They’re doing it so bad already that any improvement will be seen as something amazing.

Is there a position in video game companies where I lynch the sodomites so that gays and thinks can get hired and work unmolested?
How about driver for whoever goes around kidnapping art school graduates?

This is Yea Forums isn't it?

Oh you were seriously expecting me to be serious?
Well, Story Lead and market research so I don't have to worry about getting cucked or cockblocked by sjws because I'd be the sjw.

[Ignored]

If everyone pays them, it's not like you're losing much if any buying power compared to others. If no taxes were levied (disregarding public services being shut off) inflation would happen.

level design

Official company shitposter. Send out pictures of game that at release will look nothing like that. Animation clips that will be nowhere near that smooth. Release dates that are nowhere near accurate. Tell the fans that the mountain in the distance is something you can go to even though you can't, etc.

>read Game Engine Architecture
>mfw anything pertaining to memory on consoles
Some of the techniques are fucking insane. Keep it up.

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janitor

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Guy who puts Nintendo character models in Unreal Engine.

If Borderlands was in third person perspective and everyone had elf ears I would give a shed about it. Does that make you feel good Naughty Dog Employee?

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Chief diversity officer

Doesn't matter because in modern gaming you could be a bumbliing idiot who doesn't know shit about videogames and still make a billion dollars from stupid fucking children who will buy any pile of goddamn garbage game they throw out.

The easiest one, preferably something that lets me work from home or not at all. A ghost employee is just fine I honestly only want the money.

Sassy black friend