Don't mind me, just here to remind Yea Forums that vivian is TRANS and that liking her makes you are a HOMOSEXUAL

>trans
>tfw crossdressing and girlyboys don't exist anymore

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It's not gay when her pronouns are she/her.

Is Vivian actually a dude, or were her sisters just insulting her? What was the actual context behind her gender, and why will the creators never confirm this?

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Thank you but at the same time goddammit...

it's not gay if he's cute, for I like girly features and do not mind if it happens to be on a guy, they just need a absurd amount of it in contrast to my lower limit for a girl
I still like tomboys

asshole

The top text is translated from the party member description, while the bottom is from Goombella's tattle.

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We aren't japs
Vivian is a girl
Birdo is a girl
And you are a faggot

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but poison will now be trans and I don't think that's equivalent exchange

>Japanese text is gay
As expected from the autistic island that invented futa

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people who shitpost about >liking x makes you homosexual XDDD have clearly never tried it. intimacy with men is repulsive but trap(gay) porn is attractive to most men for some reason. I would give my 2 cents on it but everyone's opinion on the phenomenon ranges so much it's not even worth the virtual oxygen

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>implying anyone ever gave a shit about this fucker

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Ah, so poison has a dick?

...

So he's literally a trap?

>intimacy with men is repulsive
Only if you've been conditioned for it for years or are incredibly insecure.

hot

オトコのコ is literally what they use for crossdressers/traps in Japanese, so yes

>Only if you've been conditioned for it for years or are incredibly insecure.
Or maybe he's just not a sissy fag like you

Cope much harder

They keep the trap thing on Spanish. What about other languages?

I'm not an amerimutt, either. Original = canon.

I had to re-read this. are you saying being gay takes years of conditioning to accept "breaking biology" and only insecure people are gay or the opposite?

either way this is a dismal response, has hardly anything to do with what i said.

Does the yurop version states the same as the jap version?
Thought so, you may continue to eat dicks fagtron

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
lmfao now you're gay!!!

How does something made of shadows even have a gender to begin with?

NICE
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Conditioning or insecurity is required to turn neutral "this doesn't get me hard" to mentally ill "this is repulsive".
Straight men don't find men repulsive if not conditioned. They just don't find men attractive.
Plenty of completely straight "bros" do pretend-gay shit which an insecure closet case in denial would find unbearably gay and "degenerate".

>first time learning that's hair and not a nose

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damn user you are so macho, I am totally sure of your heterosexuality now

All you made me do was look up trap porn of him. I don't care about real life trannies, they're ugly, traps are cute/hot though.

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if you're actually a faggot i don't mean you harm bud, but that's some actually pretty batshit crazy mental gymnastics over my opinion, so let me put this in a way that will not sound offensive to you and as objectively as possible.

The number of people who like trap(again which is gay) porn is hightly disproportionate to the percentage of the actual gay population, which has been proven to be genetic, so people aren't being "converted" by this fascination, no matter how much you want to validate yourself through "traps are gay LAWL"

You're the one doing mental gymnastics because you can't accept the simple fact that you've been brainwashed to feel specific things.

I don't know how to explain it better to you or is it even possible to explain it to you.
So far I've told you only objective facts and you said it's
>pretty batshit crazy mental gymnastics
At this point I should probably just drop it because there is no hope that you will listen to any reason.

cute ghost

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>So far I've told you only objective facts

absolutely nothing about this response is a fact, it's literally concensus and opinion.

Not to "shatter your world" or anything, but if you continue to defend yourself after a contradiction that clear, you would only prove your narcissist delusions.

DIDN'T "SHE" KISS MARIO, IS MARIO GAY NOW!?

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>your narcissist delusions
Epic projection there

Do you do this every time someone knows more than you?
You must learn very slowly when everything new is a "narcissist delusion" to you. Especially when said "narcissist delusion" is obviously neither narcissist nor a delusion, just an inconvenient fact.

That is how you contract it.

Only if he got a boner from it.

>"BWAHAHAHAHA! Who's the gay one now, faggot? What is your precious Peach going to think of you now?"

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>autistic island that invented futa
The UK and the royal family?

Maybe in the Japanese version.

I have a boyfriend (female) what am I?

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don't care because I'd rather fuck Parakarry

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>TRANS
Fuck off with this western fantasy shit.
Vivian is just a feminine boy.

le chevalier d'eon

An embarrassment.

"projection" is a far more predictable canned response to something that challenges your opinion. I mean, you don't even have to be on Yea Forums for longer than 5 minutes for the cuckold "projection" admission of defeat to pop up.

Oh yeah, and as a "checkmate" notice your latest response had literally nothing to do with what we were talking about. As an adult(?) who should consider themselve level headed, that's being called out twice now.

autistic but at least not lonely

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An ultra-giga-turbo faggot (straight).

What his it a super tomboy? Either that or you are a female lesbian

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Do you mean to say you have a boyfriend with female traits, or a girlfriend with male traits? The latter's certainly not gay, but the former is very fucking gay.

But the greeks had futas thousands of years ago.

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nevermind, put the pieces together. fuck im retarded

But Bowser...

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how the fuck did you even interpret that as a nose

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>posting someone else's confession again
I remember the thread and you're not them u fgt

Viv a cute, boy or girl

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>futa
>no arm-sized cock that cums like a hose

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no, the WAY it's gay changes
a male with female traits is gay in the "holy fuck that's actually gay" way(even though straight crossdressers exist despite whining to the contrary)
a female with male traits is gay because you it's like wanting MORE masculinity from something without a cock and balls in the first place
but dem tomboy apologists refuse to admit it
note I never said one is 'gayer' than the other, so please examine your butthurt before prattling on about how not-gay you are

A giant marble boner would be incredibly fragile, and most brass sculptures were melted by the Romans to make weapons. Any such giant ladycock statues would have been lost.

What a load of cope

She's just a futa, but I think the devs haven't 100% decided what Poison should be but gives a shit her porn is great

why do americans assume that all crossdressers are trannies?

...

>Yea Forums is one person

Billy and Mandy

>"vivian i swear to god if you keep bringing up that time i lost a bet on who could shove more cheeto puffs inside of my shell ill yoink your yee yee ass tail or whatever the fuck that thing is and shove it so far inside of your oral orifice that it will come out of the other end and link itself to the ground once more. i intend to repeat this process until there's nothing left for me to pull."
>"choose your next words wisely, shadow shitter."

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4. You, Me the guy that agrees and the guy that disagrees

>why do americans

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That's right.

OP is literally a discord tranny

>TRANS
That's a trap you retard

>want to date cute boy that's into crossdressing
>all of them are either faggots or trannies
end

futa is pure hetero faggot just like rule63

You're wrong

What are the chances that this faggot tranny thread gets deleted like it should? Zero

>want to date male
>who is straight
Why would anyone be so fucking retarded?

that's 75% already

homosexuality is a sin user
girls should love boys

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Best taste ITT, also source?

Crossdressers are never straight
Not for males, not for females

All those giant ladycock statues lost in time, like tears in the rain.

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Test

i came here for vivian posting and am pretty disappointed honestly

full package dickgirls > Male shortstacks> traps = girly boys > bara > females

Gay love is the purest form of love.

FUCK OFF TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD

>SO LONG GAY MARIO

>her
Trannies all need to hang.

I don't give a shit about what the Japanese version says, for all I know Goombella is characterized as shy and polite over there, or the Yoshi kid is canon female. If I accept the rest of the American version, then I'll accept that Vivian is a girl.

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Of course she's a girl, user. Transgirls are girls too afterall.

I think you mean /cm/

yeah its pure
pure degeneracy

>love is degeneracy
Your "life" must be so horrible

ok fag

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Love can't be degenerate.

>trans

She is a trap, retard.

This is why i hate the west

Logan Paul the space marine

>trannies trying to be the superior traps

lmao shouldnt have cut off your dick, dumbass.

Also Hellenic cultures considered giant dicks to be unwieldy and comical rather than the modern culture of seeing giant dicks as sexy or manly
this is why such statues have somewhat smaller than realistic dongers since small was considered refined and handsome

>Goombella is characterized as shy and polite over there
Cute
>the Yoshi kid is canon female
CUTE
I gotta play the Japanese version, I'm clearly missing out
Someone should make a faithful translation patch

Vivian is a trash party member anyway.
Bobbery is the king of partners in TTYD

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Vivian isn't Trans retard, he's androgynous
there's a big difference, Trans male to females want to be him

>even the romans knew that herms were supposed to have smol peepees

Why would anyone care about Vivian when Shadow Queen exists?

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I like how people are trying to say Vivian isn’t trans when he is literally a guy who wants to be a girl, and don’t give me that “but he’s a trap” shit, he’s still trans, I feel using the term trap on Yea Forums is just a way to try and lie to yourself about the fact that you jack off to trannies.

Fuck off back to twitter

fine

consider this dump my apology for creating such a shit thread

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why not both?

Why don’t you go back to fapping to trannies and trying to defend it by saying they’re traps? Listen, whether or not you support that tranny bullshit, I don’t care, but don’t lie to yourself.

Ghosts aren't people and therefore are not applicable to human terminology.

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Go project somewhere else, nobody cares

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imagine being Vivian and getting dominated by Shadow Queen

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mimi doesn't get enough love around these parts dammit

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VERY fluffy hair

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I’m not projecting, I’m just saying that Vivian is a tranny, I’m not even saying I support tranny shit, but I’m pretty sure a man who wants to be a woman is a tranny.

This picture makes me fucking angry because lipstick doesn't work like this IRL, making this fetish impossible when it should be piss easy to accomplish
>mfw finally getting a girl to suck my dick with fresh lipstick on only for it to fade after 2 (TWO) barely noticeable marks

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chubb

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can I still use my human dick to attempt to fuck one

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wow that's really nice picture, I love it
it has that quality of one of those pictures you save just to look at and not even masturbate too because it's just really pretty

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no
but you can die and fuck one

CUTE

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I know what I must do padre

wow! what could possibly be inside this box?

nothing because i just ran out of images. sorry

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>give ghost a blowjob
>it's not gay
I never realized how much I wanted to give a straight blowjob

The bombette, goombella and ms. mowz chads

The bow, vivian and shadow queen virgins

Except that Vivian is not a ghost.

Actually, no one knows what she is to begin with. Unlike that of a Boo, her "tail" appears to be permanently hooked into the ground. Her species was never clarified, and "Shadow Sirens" appear to be the name of her (former) team rather than what she and her sisters technically are.

Much like Luka from Steins;Gate, Vivian overcomes all logic and earns the title of best girl anyways.

how many times a day am i going to have to put up with this

I always imagined she was like, stretchy floaty slime

lmao imagine sticking your dick in a literal bomb

She's clearly a ghost since she can pass through matter. Probably just a Boo subspecies if you subscribe to the idea that they weren't former living creatures and just like to hang around creepy places.

vivian has a cute BELLY

>ywn hug her squishy purple chub

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looking girly isn't trans.

Truth.

>trap
>SEE ITS A TRANSEXUAL

Sigh, these monstrosities ruined my fetish.

They appear to be the same species as their master, the Shadow Queen, who is referred to as a demon multiple times.

The dick only makes it hotter.

I used to think the blush was an eye.

They go to hell in the sequel and there are no demons there.

Fun fact: if you have Viv out in the last chapter she talks about how familiar the shadow palace seems when partner dialog gets flagged.

Implication seems to be she was too young to really remember things properly when the cataclysm happened. This would put her around 1000 years old though.

Ttyd had some neat lore.

The queen bitch looks a lot like the shadow queen though. Arguably the same species.

bump

>"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

>guy that pretends to be a girl because he wants to be one
>I-IT’S NOT A TRANNY
next, you’re going to try and tell me it’s not gay to be into traps

>come into vivian thread
>nothing even remotely lewd
you fucks are good for NOTHING

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yeah i'd fuck her

what are you talking ahout man? all of these pics are of her being naked

This thread was made with the intention of baiting, and you're guilty too for bumping it back to page one.

Nu-Yea Forums is so boring. Nothing fun ever happens around here anymore.

>taking Beldam's insult literally
>joining in and also calling vivian a boy
You're all awful

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>modern Paper Mario games ditched múltiple partners
fucking why

I want the Shadow Queen's big fat glossy DSL around my cock

Id rather stick my dick in a bomb than a trap.

Vivian is a gay effeminate man who wants a place to belong because his sister emotionally abuses him. He's not necessarily a tranny.

If I'm an early Mediterranean sculptor and I'm throwing a dong on my feminine statue, you bet your ass I'm going to make it comical AND unwieldly