Just came in the mail, what am I in for?

It's a free game, though. Literally what's the worst that can happen?

>>>>tumblr shit

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literally king weenie

Gay aliens

>People on Yea Forums are too underage to remember how Yea Forumscore early Homestuck was

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It could waste a decade of your time.

I'm 29 you braindead underage Yea Forums degenerate. Anyone who ever liked this garbage needs to be publicly executed.

I don't go on Yea Forums.
>Anyone who likes the thing I like should be killed
You don't sound 29 to me. You sound 12. Even if you were, you probably came around here in like 2016, so my point just goes to include intense newfags.

I've been here longer than you've been alive.
>waaah don't say mean words ;_;
You newfag feelfaggots are the cancer that killed this site.

>N-Nuh-uh! I've been here longer!
Sure thing, faggot
>Don't say mean words
Being a turbosperg about other people liking shit you don't like has nothing to do with the way you convey shit. You're a fucking retard, regardless of how "mean" your word choice is. You just can't claim maturity and then seethe like that.

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can i join the rp

Don't reply to the bait, retard.

You don't actually read that shit right? The guy who wrote that review didn't even play it

I don't tolerate the braindead. Hang yourself, child.

I remember how honesuck killed Yea Forums and introduced tue general thread. All before the catalog too. Homesuck was nightmare mode

Guys help how do I captchalogue things without wrecking my room

GUYS MY FUCKING KAJIGGER JUST BLEW ITS TOP OFF AND ITS SAYING SOME INCOMPREHENSIBLE BULLSHIT. IF WINGDINGS WAS A LANGUAGE THIS WOULD BE IT. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

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Don't have a retarded Fetch.
The stupidity bonus that your specibus gets doesn't apply to your modus.

boss of wheels reporting in

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>sburb will never be real
its not fair bros...

fuck off

Bone up on data structures
If you have any human or animal remains laying around, throw them in the flashy thing.

If it were real, the first group that starts would start the reckoning and kill all of us before we even had a chance to get the game ourselves.

Dick sucking niggers

based canwcposter

LFM on Derse. We going to raid the Black Queens undergarment drawer. A rogue or thief would be nice.

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Not necessarily. The Beta kids weren't the first people to start playing on their Earth, but they were the ones that ultimately caused the Reckoning.

Or a Time player to just Chaos Control that bitch and run in there with zero fucks.

FUCK, I dont have anything like that laying around. Do I just throw shit in there? JESUS FUCK THE NOISE IT MAKES IS FUCKING HORRENDOUS.

let's just make a session with like a million players so no one gets left behind

Capeshit is awful so I don't go near Yea Forums, was it the trolls that ruined everything?

I stopped reading almost immediately after they were introduced, but it was obvious that they were catnip for stupid fucking retard fangirls.

Do you have like a doll or something? I guess you could also put a living person (yourself included) in there, but that is an absolute last resort

The epilogue was dogshit

>was it the trolls that ruined everything?
Not the trolls themselves, but the way Hussie wrote them.
It's clear the dude didn't have the skill to write such a large cast, so he plays favorites with like three characters and leaves the rest in limbo until he either remembers they even exist or kills them to avoid the effort. That reminds me.

Fuck Vriskafags
and fuck Karcucks

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Pretty sure there wasn't much of jade, so it can't have a lot to do with dogs.

haha whats the timer for guys

have fun

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Just wait. Some cool shit's gonna happen.

Would a stuffed Bulbasaur work? Damn, I love that little guy. So precious.

Suicide I hope

Problem sleuth was actually good, where did it all go so wrong?

Do it. Gogogo. Then grab the cylinder from the big machine and the prepunched card your server should have set down. Use them in the thin machine.

>Have CrowbarKind as my specibus
>The retard rando I'm with has PoolnoodleKind
>He does more damage
What the fuck is this bullshit?

Act 5

Oh I also have this little rain maker frog thing, that's pretty cool i guess.
Shit, alright. That sounds easy enough.

Alchemize something better then, it's your own fault if you're running around with a regular crowbar

Karkat got shit on so hard later in the comic though

I'm 34 years old and have never read one bit of homestuck and the only reason I even goddamn know about it is because of redditfags like you hyping up undertale.

The webcomics I read were Bob & George, 8-bit Theatre, and Sluggy Freelance. I read Dr McNinja a bit later, which was ok but fell apart near the end once the dude started getting work on other things.

Use your Alchemiter ya goof

god i miss 8bit theater

Brian banned me from the forums because I said Red Mage was becoming a mary sue and was starting to be a terrible character. I stand by that statement.

>dream self is dead before I could even wake up
bullshit artificial difficulty

Yea Forums server is up
ip: 77.89.184.36
pass is rage
Prince of time btw, still deciding what to use for my weapon

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What is the point of an OP like this? You have the thing so play it.

>Say word
>Other player gatehops to my land and kills me
>Money stolen
Wow. Great "game", guys.

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Haha, holy shit this is awesome. I dont fully get what is going on, but this little guy is the best. He knows everything and he speaks just like an actual Bulbasaur would, just reciting his name and grunting sometimes. It's weird though, I kinda just get him, the way he gestures his vine-tentacle things, the grunting, the eye rolling, it just all makes sense.

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go back to transblr

>not flipping the disc over to play rollercoaster tycoon instead

nou

I stopped reading after caliborn was introduced. spoil this shit webcomic for me

He can heal you if you're hurt, by the way.
He can't res you, you're gonna have to let another player smooch you for that.

Act 5.2 > Act 4 > Act 1-3 > Act 5.1 >>> shit > Act 6+

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cool and newpilled
caliborn was the best part of act 6, which isnt a super high bar i suppose

i miss /hsg/

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For me, it's
Act 1-3 > Act 4 > Act 5.2 >>>>>>> shit > Act 5.1 > Act 6

fuck off a5a1 is based

Lets fucking do this

>being this retarded
intermission 1>>>>>>>>>>>>literal dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

absolutely the worst shit in the history of this site
i miss it too

man, I used to go to anime conventions
when homeshit was popping, the vibes of the conventions were off. grey paint everywhere. at anime cons you have people who do drugs that lay on the ground and lick eachother....then you have homestuck fans

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Stupid phoneposter newfag.

kino.

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based

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best non-flash songs?

this is so fucking degenerate i cant even

Early Homestuck was essentially the spiritual successor to 8-bit Theater. Lots of us old fans of 8BT moved on to Homestuck back in the day.

Ah, memories.

I made this image.

I wish this comic could have gone through its lifespan without the burden of tumblrfags, fujoshitters, and generally mentally unhinged people because I sincerely love the first few acts. Also VIDEO GAMES

WHAT THE FUCK, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW A METEOR WAS GOING TO JUST DESTROY EVERYTHING?! Damn it, pretty much everything I ever cared for is fucking gone now. This feels horrible. Bulbasprite, keeps gesturing that I have to get up and do shit, but this is a lot to take in at once.
Hold up, there's a racket outside. Gonna go check it out. Brb.

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Thoughts on the epilogues?

A really disappointing comic with a really promising start. When you see Trolls, bail.

kino

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you'd think they'd fly off when she was fucking his ass that hard

I wasnt sure why I'd need healing until a second ago, but he did come in handy. I really hope it it doesnt come to the kissing bit, I'd rather not die if possible. Luckily these imps kinda suck shit, I'm not much of a fighter, but a couple of punches and these things explode into rupees or whatever. Caught trying to get into my car, it set off the alarm.

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When will his time come?

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never
his sole purpose is to be fujobait now

i've been listening to this a lot lately
youtube.com/watch?v=6yx2sRuSXzc

So much time was spent on him and I still feel he was just thrown away.

>tfw best ship ended up winning while pretty much all other ships sunk or were corrupted

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scoot the sburbs

>back in the day
Homestuck, according to a cursory search, started in 2009. "back in the day" I read bone dewd and plate dewd. I can't find any strips, but anyone who played Ultima Online before they ruined it might know what that strip was.

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It came and went, really. He did get a pretty sick theme, though.
youtu.be/Nv6hGW8cou4

where is it, Yea Forums?

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What the fuck does blood even do.

Well, its needed for a lot of vital functions in the body, as well as being symbolic of bonds.

how the fuck are you still alive

Someone in my session decided to prototype his sprite with this weird white bird with no eyes. Seems powerful. Black Queen's about to get fucked.

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I like this one

makes me sad

youtube.com/watch?v=atUnezrLg68

dont worry i'm not the katnep poster

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youtube.com/watch?v=ve7TB0FggaY

rip george buzinkai

youtube.com/watch?v=-4LSvVjudxc

Reminder that Hussie didn't acknowledge Buzinkai's death in any way. Not even simple condolences.

Meanwhile Toby talked about how Buzinkai inspired him as a musician.
JOHN. RISE UP. is the best Flash in Homestuck

*second best
homestuck.com/story/2787 is the best one

but for real john rise up still gives me chills its so good

I vote [S]Dirk: Unite and [S]Dirk: Synchronise for best A6 flash

One good thing the epilogue did was give us John/Terezi. It wasn't something I supported until it happened.

i agree but collide is just as good because holy shit 18 minutes of kickass boss fights is awesome
based

i wonder who passion4nickchinlund was
what was their inner life like
yeah i wasn't expecting to like it at all but it turned out great

Fuck, guys, I need help, NOW.
I haven't told my teammates yet, our game recently started so they haven't figured it out yet
But I just stumbled into a consort library, I all their books have fucking spit and dribble on them so they're unreadable but the player elements are on clear display.
We don't have a fucking time player.

collide sucked dick. it's 15 fucking minutes of nothing happening and then... the protagonists win. no twists, no oh shit moments. nothing goes down. you can basically skip from the beginning to the part where heir of grief starts and miss nothing. good luck doing that with cascade.

Collide felt too much like a big fat jerk off party and you're invited to me. Like a celebration of something that didn't need nor justify and celebration.
I still don't know why jack noir just attacked dave, dirk and terezi.

DOG DICK JADE CANON
HITLER JANE CANON
KEK JAKE CANON
TRANS ROXY CANON

Why is she the best fucking character?

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fair opinion, but i just really enjoy the visuals thoughout, especially with the fraymotifs

bruh
depending on how things go you may be connected to another universe and can expect their time player to come to your session to fill the role
or
you can try fucking around with clocks and shit and making a time robot to fill the gap

ahahahaha you're fucking bent
i guess the game could be technically winnable if you have a space player but if you make any mistake at all it's over

based
yes
homestuck.com/story/6053

dog dick jade was worth it all

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Jade's also a breedslut though. So it's just depressing.

Terezi x John canon made it worth it. Best part of the epilogue. I hope she succeeds in her mission of saving him so John can kick Dirk's ass

what do you expect, she was raised by a dog
dogs are horny as fuck

I guess it's my own fucking mistake for thinking a 3-player session could work. I guess we'll just have to try, but if anyone's missing a space player, do hit me up.

>dog dick jade
Explain further, you have my attention
>trans roxy
what

why would john kick dirk's ass, they want the same thing. they want to be major characters in a story. and dirk's giving it to john on a silver platter.

It's not about being horny, Jade wants kids, a family, the whole shebang. She's not allowed to have that because hussie hates her.

no worries, keep workin at it
maybe try and get to prospit and seek guidance from the queen before she dies, she's smart

reminder that jade was based on hussie's girlfriend at the time

it's not outright stated but Jade heavily implies she has a dog dick from fusing with Bec. She mentions not being able to get pregnant and that if she were to have a baby with Dave or Karkat,they wouldn't be the father.

Makes you suck 8ulge.

Jade is implied to have a canine penis.
This is implied by Terezi calling the phrase "tie the knot" a double entedre, and a conversation she had with Jake about how she can't have Dave's children, but maybe Rose or some other girl could be a surrogate womb. Oh, no, Dave won't be the father :)

In both epilogues, Roxy is revealed to always have had issues about gender identity. She onyl acted girly because she felt she was supposed to (which sort of falls apart when you remember she was one of two humans left on Earth), but never felt the part. In candy, she marries John and has a baby, something that gives her a sense of purpose regarding her female body. In meat, (s)he takes on neutral pronouns and then transitions completely (taking on male pronouns). This is the version that went out to stop Dirk.

it's like the sims, but with ants.

nah homestuck is trash, faggot. sorry. doesn't matter if you're a Yea Forums regular since 1885. you're still a cring faggot for liking that shit.

>cring

>that motherfucker who had a split personality disorder and somehow entered the game twice
What's his name, Yea Forums?

reminder

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Dumb boomer thinking he's cool for having lived long. Yet you're still here on Yea Forums being as autistic as the worst of 12 year olds.

I had already finished college myself when Homestuck started. It's still back in the day. It's over 10 years ago for fucks sake.

wheres my fellow void bros?
what kind of powers does a heir of void have anyway seems very loose

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It already came in the Candy epilogue.

I'm re-reading homestuck and I forgot how fucking awesome the beginning is.

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You have the power to obsess over horse porn and punching robots and submitting to clowns.

Congrats on choosing a canon classpect.

>The neck stitches
fucking genius

not much to choose when my sign is true Sagittarius

A dead meme.

Is Dirk /ourguy/?

>Roxy trans bullshit
What the fuck happened to Hussie

>irrelevant dead universe epilogue where Vriska is banished
>this is what Karkatfags consider good
LOL

It almost makes up for the abysmal trainwreck of the entire second half.

based. excessive reading should be put on good substance, not this fanfic cartoon shit

Vriska's hell is Karkat's heaven.

Tumblr.

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none of it is canon its all quite literally fanfiction set in another universe

Well shit guys, a lot of stuff has happened. Long story short, I got the tiger. Woke up in these PJ's. My best bro, Knight of Doom helped me out. Somehow managed to befriend some imps, there was some infighting about who got my stash of soda, so I just made some more using the mats from their dead friends. The consorts and carapacians are pretty cool, a real energetic lot. Ended up putting the frog sculpture in Bulbasprite, not much changed, kinda settled the dinosaur/frog debate there. Also there was a nacho party, that was awesome.

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I miss the old Hussie

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>Rose thinks all this shit her mom does is to mock her
>doesn't realize that perhaps she doesn't know how to mom and is trying really hard to bond with her daughter

>Rose does eventually realize this and understands that's why she became an alcoholic
>Rose becomes an alcoholic to get closer to the mother she never appreciated in time

Best boy gets best girl, even if it was short-lived.

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Dirk is one of the only things I like post-cascade.
It's literally set is a "non-canon" universe. Because Homestuck ended with the kids exiting the canon universe.
Everything that happens in the epilogues is fucking ridiculous.

John either dies or becomes a depressed ninny with a broken family that slowly recovers in his 40's.
Rose either becomes Dirk's slave robot or becomes a happy mom with Kanaya raising a "reincarnated" Vriska.
Jade is a hermaphrodite slut.
Dave either becomes a robot or dives nuts deep into Karkat's grey asshole every single night.
Jane becomes actual hitler.
Jake is a walking sexualized joke of a human being.
Roxy is either a tranny that gets mistaken for Dave or a housewife to John.
Dirk either becomes a controlling self-absorbed prick villain or kills himself.

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>"why would rose breast feed a troll????? WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS NOW????"

All the kids were totally wrong about their parents/guardians, which is a cool detail.

Everything about Rose is wonderful too.

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what about terezi

Best boy WAS Dirk but then he went off the deep end. John's pretty cool though.

>dives nuts deep into Karkat's grey asshole every single night.
Actually they never have sex. They're basically too pussy to fuck

is tavros okay

You now realize Terezi is still 16-17 when John was 23 because of paradox space time fuckery.
Terezi fucks John then captchalogues his corpse after he dies like an hour later because of lord english tooth poison then leaves to follow Dirk who's beckoning her with a possibility to revive John.

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Sometimes I think about how we don't know what happens after we die and I like to think that maybe we get to live in a fantasy world of our choice when we die.
Sometimes I think about how there's a possibility something like Homestuck could come true if I killed myself.

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>John realizes his dad is actually just a straight up 1950's dad and doesn't have a secret life or anything
>Dave realizes his brother is actually an asshole
>Rose realizes her mom wasn't trying to antagonize her and was trying to bond
>Jade:???? he's dead so

>Dirk achieves his ultimate self
>ultimate self encompasses all instances of yourself through all timelines
>this includes Lord English for Dirk since he's a combination of Caliborn, half of Gamzee, and ARquius who is composed of a literal brainclone of Dirk

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>You now realize Terezi is still 16-17 when John was 23 because of paradox space time fuckery.
Naw, she's not like Vriska who jumped straight to the end, she aged too along her journey. Terezi's probably like 19-23 as well.

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Ghost Tavros was double killed by Lord English. GCatavrosprite is likely dead, since the other sprites are also dead. Tavros Crocker/English is alive.

Jade thinks Grandpa was a good guy instead of an autistic retard

in the credits she doesn't leave until after john's 18th birthday, and she was already older than him (john and jane are tied as the youngest major characters in homestuck). plus she aged more during her journey.

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She's still younger because the time she spent looking for Vriska is comparatively short compared to the amount of time that passed on Earth C

What did OldHuss mean by this?

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I really liked being a libra until the entire story and extended universe started loudly whispering *these guys are the best!*, *haha they're all such charmers* and now I just feel weird and ambivalent about it, which is worse because it also makes me miss the time when I didn't give a shit about this kind of thing at all

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That's debatable, because the flow of the Furthest Ring is nonlinear. She says she feels like she's been out here for hundreds of years and isn't even convinced that's entirely incorrect. Candy Earth C obviously runs at a faster chronology, but I'd expect that due to circumstantial simultaneity that Terezi and Meat John are about the same age when they meet again in front of the black hole.

What is it with homestuck threads and cringe teen-tier RP posters every single time.
This shit is a sight to behold, and on the wrong board too.

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my boy was doing so good, he was really growing up, it's not fucking fair

from her perspective, she answers John's texts in a relatively short amount of time while on Earth C literal years go by.

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>still using physical in 2019
>isnt even special edition so u cant say its for "muh statues muh maps muh steelbooks"
>probably still uses hard drives
>probably has shelves full of games
why are boomers ruining this board?

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these are the people you share the board with. people say Yea Forums is the worst board bar none for a reason. enjoy!

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Be glad you didn't get stuck, directly or implicitly, with a shitty sign like Pisces or Leo.

the very content of the comic itself is an enabler.
even when its called out completely by other characters, the autists just ignore it and like the shittiest fucking thing they attach themselves too. like eridan.

Lil' Cal?
awwww shieeeeet

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, I dont think they understand that. That is, unless it's genuine, in which case the end of everything was a long time ago.

>blood
Oh no no no

But her perspective isn't definitive, by her own admission. She has no idea how far or how long she's traveled, only what she perceives. And she figures she wasted years of her life chasing after a bitch that went and abandoned her to die in a titanic clash instead of fall back to safety while everyone else changed so much. Which is ironic for John because he changed about as much as she did, so they're still the same.

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Reminder that this is what Hussie really thinks of Rosemary.

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Who?

Take it somewhere else. This isn't a video game, it's a trash-tier webcomic.
It wouldn't be so bad if you RP faggots could ground yourselves for a moment and discuss the video game elements of the setting, but you're just shitting the place up.
And the fact that there are so many of you genuinely interested in Hussys work is a crying fucking shame. Have some goddamned self respect and read something with even a shred of substance for christs sake

I wish they would release a Sburb lore bible that actually explains the mechanics and lore of the game that Hussie just kind of glazed over.

based self-respecter

>t. zoomer lying for (you)s
Mmhm.

i just got my god tier, how fucked am i bros?

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The kids in Candy. Tavros is Jane and Jake's butler son who never spoke out of line or disobeyed, and suffered his entire life living without a normal childhood, under Jane's terrible marriage. John tried to abduct him to give Jake a reason to leave Jane finally. He's John's biological younger brother. He's also Vriska's kismesis.

Harry is John and Roxy's son. He has a tenuous relationship with his dad because of John's guilt over everything going to shit and his parents getting divorced, but reconciles at the end. He's also Vriska's matesprit.

Vriska is an identical troll created through troll reproduction, inheriting Vriska's appearance and genes. Rose and Kanaya adopt and raise her as a grub and name her Vriska after their late friend. She's just a normal troll girl and not a vicious psychopath like Vriska Serket.

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Failure, probably
Derse hang ww@

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>jade will never rape you
is that from the hsg book?

i'm honestly not sure, might be

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Can we discuss how fucked up it is that there's a physical hsg book?

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SBURB guide book when, seriously?

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Remembr new and COOL webcome btetr than STINK OLD COMICC

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Well there has to be.

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youtu.be/EBsalIddCno

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>instead of stopping the art, there's a ton of new art of breeding slut jade
>even the artist that normally draws her with a dogdick has started drawing her with a vagina

based

Just found this image when trying to find vriska porn
It really pisses me off but its goofy and I thought you all would like it

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game straight up tells you how to play you fucking noob.

>You sit together on the hatch, like when you first met up days ago. Terezi crawls into your arms, and nuzzles right up against your chest so you have no choice but to hold on to her. You would have done it anyway if she asked, because you’re a total sap. The kind of guy who no doubt thinks banging a girl in a car is some deep, soul-shattering experience that bonds you for life. Yeah, John, you do think that. You think that you and Terezi are basically married now.

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meat line made me cry because it was too much like my depressive episode.

As long as Act 6 and beyond is in the garbage where it belongs we are on good terms.

Well it did establish that the only reason Jade doesn't have an army of babies is because she literally can't.

i still miss /hsg/ because it was my favorite place to rip on this shitty comic, yet i still love it because i stuck around since the beginning in 2009

mostly i just feel sad because of how much time has passed and comparing then to now

sigh

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>It takes Terezi a couple days to work up the...

>The what, exactly? What is she supposed to be feeling right now? I’m not sure myself. Maybe I should take a minute to think about the thing you’re supposed to feel when someone goes through whatever the hell it was she just went through. If I come up with any ideas, I could easily do her the favor of helping her feel it.

>Whatever it is she’s supposed to feel, what she actually feels is empty. Colorless, dried up, as she walks beneath a holographic billboard displaying Jane’s glorious victory speech. The ceremony accompanying the speech is patently absurd, stuffed with so much pomp and circumstance that Terezi’s nose can’t make sense of what she’s supposed to be looking at. It’s all just light and color, signifying nothing.

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Fellow Princes where the fuck we at?

Man why the fuck can't sburb be an actual video game.

Also Aradia is best girl

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>Blood
Lol

Fix Homestuck in three words or less

No Act 6

remove trolls